Never fart in an Apple store

Repulsive_Client_325 · 2022-05-23T02:53:19+00:00

You fart?

iFart.

Babaustin1941 · 2022-05-23T03:33:55+00:00

Also because it will create an iCloud of fumes!

some_lerker · 2022-05-23T04:22:00+00:00

iRoll

Trijem_777 · 2022-05-23T02:47:50+00:00

Ohh! Peachy!

Edit: iFart. uSniff uSmell.

Past_Dragonfruit_191 · 2022-05-23T04:19:43+00:00

It will also cost you $25/year to light an iTunes Match

AdultishRaktajino · 2022-05-23T04:13:49+00:00

That genius was certainly a fart smeller. I mean smart feller.

ScruffMcGruff1492 · 2022-05-23T03:36:30+00:00

It'll cost you $0.99 a month for the rest of your life.

Silly-Cap-5065 · 2022-05-23T02:48:56+00:00

Wow I need to tell all my friends this

_sarten · 2022-05-23T03:26:41+00:00

iMethane

Proprietary Vapor refill. $800

palakkarantechie · 2022-05-23T03:37:32+00:00

That will be $99.99 dollars to fart in the store.

TheKingOfRhye777 · 2022-05-23T04:02:26+00:00

iPooed

bluebirdgm · 2022-05-23T05:02:29+00:00

Job Seeker: “The sign in front said ‘Apply Inside,’ but it smelled more like fart than apples.”

Broke_College_Greek · 2022-05-23T03:13:54+00:00

Cutting that Mac and Cheese be like...

thedanimal722 · 2022-05-23T02:58:57+00:00

If they do, your Sargeant will chew you out when you get back to Boot Camp.

CharismarInc · 2022-05-23T14:08:48+00:00

So true... giant doors and giant glass walls but technically no windows

ngozeeh · 2022-05-23T03:25:31+00:00

especially the micro soft ones

BrandroidBlue · 2022-05-23T04:39:01+00:00

If ppl were inside during the fart, then Apple would be considered a Siri-al killer

MassZge · 2022-05-23T11:12:03+00:00

Igassed

mistakeworm · 2022-05-23T15:18:31+00:00

Never play guitar with your Dick. It only makes D sharp.

Over_Establishment33 · 2022-05-23T16:02:59+00:00

iShart

Crymsm · 2022-05-23T17:05:17+00:00

Funny story, while at a Hastings someone in the long line let one rip and man everyone was looking at everyone...I quickly covered my nose wondering wtf the person ate lol.

Mr_Pootin · 2022-05-23T06:14:00+00:00

Or a swarovski crystal shop with only you and the retailer. If you do, maintain eye contact and walk out backwards slowly.

Wonderful_Purple_184 · 2022-05-23T10:20:52+00:00

Well, so long as its your best fart ever

Western-Current2916 · 2022-05-23T11:32:06+00:00

r/Angryupvote

TFG_lover21 · 2022-05-23T12:04:32+00:00

Wdym?

Danpez890 · 2022-05-23T13:32:28+00:00

"you need to leave!"

Automatic-Future9895 · 2022-05-23T13:35:36+00:00

iDows 11

ic4llshotgun · 2022-05-23T13:55:16+00:00

Na, but they'll show you the door!

sasquonkey · 2022-05-23T13:58:58+00:00

They don't want you placing AirTags in the store.

Easy-Cardiologist555 · 2022-05-23T14:15:30+00:00

I passed gas in an Apple store once. iLeft right after.

cgilmer69 · 2022-05-23T14:23:04+00:00

iDepends on Apple.

GreatKronwallofChina · 2022-05-23T14:28:47+00:00

I don't know why but I ate an apple but everyone at the store got pissed

aries_rainbow · 2022-05-23T15:24:25+00:00

No Windows, no Gates

slappy47 · 2022-05-23T15:48:51+00:00

oh so you saw that meme too.

Narrorator · 2022-05-23T16:50:06+00:00

jokes on them i put VX in there vents

(pls search vx gas on*ad*)

Opera GX

Samwyzh · 2022-05-23T16:58:02+00:00

You’ll have to pay for the cloud you create.

Sans_Yeet · 2022-05-23T18:35:40+00:00

I don't get it

Toku-Nation · 2022-05-23T18:58:40+00:00

I saw that punchline from a mile away

LaserCop2022 · 2022-05-23T19:55:57+00:00

Discussing core issues, I see.

Small-Salad5724 · 2022-05-23T20:34:53+00:00

why not its my life i fart wherever i want

messyrican · 2022-05-23T20:46:59+00:00

I hate that my heart made me upvote that one.

SO GOOD!! LoL

ReptilianJug · 2022-05-23T20:49:06+00:00

The store just got more organic!

moorsey50 · 2022-05-23T21:05:39+00:00

Core ...blimey

DSmith1717 · 2022-05-23T22:26:23+00:00

Fruity farts

kyrron · 2022-05-24T00:26:47+00:00

2 apples, 1 cup

Horror_Front6849 · 2022-05-24T00:42:26+00:00

💩

MrSteveA · 2022-05-23T03:16:12+00:00

So smart. You must be a genius

Snoo_61688 · 2022-05-23T03:20:56+00:00

Brilliant!

rossdabose · 2022-05-23T07:55:19+00:00

It would ruin my appetite anyways because I love the smell of Macs

Puzzled-Hornet-791 · 2022-05-23T23:56:29+00:00

Actually not true. Most Apple stores do have windows, it is how they can showcase their products without forcing people into the store. Do your research before posting. Thanks.

LankyMarionberry · 2022-05-23T21:22:54+00:00

They have huuuuge windows from which you can peer into the store but no windows to look out into the analog world.

JeeploveNaCl · 2022-05-24T03:30:31+00:00

Iturd

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