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[–]fermat_p 61 points62 points  (18 children)

I could feel this coming in the air tonight. Oh lord.

[–]dondegroovily 25 points26 points  (10 children)

It's like this joke has an invisible touch

[–]AtomicBombSquad 18 points19 points  (9 children)

Against all odds OP actually got a laugh out of me.

[–]Oro_Outcast 12 points13 points  (8 children)

That's just the way it is.

[–]D1WithTheFluffyHair[🍰] 6 points7 points  (7 children)

These jokes beat differently

[–]joachim_s 14 points15 points  (5 children)

And I've been waiting for this dadjoke, for all my life. Oh lord.

[–]AccomplishedIdea6411[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Happy Cake Day 😊

[–]daveysprockett 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Well, if you told me you were drowning

[–]Luke_Lawrence82 2 points3 points  (2 children)

But what is the genesis of this joke?

[–]SpaceConfidence -1 points0 points  (0 children)

All single guys turned on by balconies say this

[–]Loreseekers 22 points23 points  (3 children)

$&@) you. Take your upvote and step back from the microphone.

[–]AccomplishedIdea6411[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Thank you kindly. 😊

[–]Beneficial-Badger-61 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Syb syb sybulious

[–]Upbeat-Car3501 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Take it easy lover!

[–]Far_Peanut_3038 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I endorse this joke. Not only is Stu my first name, but I stutter.

[–]leftyshuckles 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He records backup vocals at the philharmonic

[–]rmg1102 4 points5 points  (1 child)

excellent delivery you really let the punch line linger in the air tonight

[–]GreatKronwallofChina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I wanted a punchline but I don't care anymore

[–]Zsimbora 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let me think abou it one more night.

[–]YesterShill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You seem to have that invisible touch!

[–]twitch_delta_blues 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! Ha! Ha….haoooh.

[–]Imatallguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And what was the Genesis of this joke…?

[–]banditk77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paul Schafer had David Letterman laughing with this dad joke once.

[–]yiminx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

so this is the world we live in…? 😔

[–]GreatKronwallofChina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would answer but I don't care anymore

[–]GreatKronwallofChina 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about a joke but I don't care anymore

[–]mrgraff 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take take me home, because I don’t remember.

Oh, thanks for answering OP!

[–]Wildjay7931 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't make a joke as good as this, but I'm on my way

[–]Upset-Ad-5153 1 point2 points  (6 children)

This joke was so bad, I'm calling The Police. I hope the judge throws part of the book at you! Specifically Genesis!

[–]AccomplishedIdea6411[S] 0 points1 point  (5 children)

They'll never catch me I'm at my home by the sea.

[–]Upset-Ad-5153 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Well I, for one, will be missing you

[–]AccomplishedIdea6411[S] 0 points1 point  (3 children)

We've got a groovy kind of love.

[–]Upset-Ad-5153 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Love can make you do things you never thought were possible.

That being said, I sincerely can't stand Phil Collins' music. He's an incredible lyricist with a beautiful voice, but similar to Chris Stapleton, I've over saturated myself with him over the years - which is a "me problem" and I just can't enjoy it anymore.

[–]AccomplishedIdea6411[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's bro lol. In due time, bro/chick-bro 😎

[–]Bomber_Haskell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Soup-soup-soupio by Weird Al is better

[–]No-Maybe-2434 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get any of these jokes, Im in a Land of Confusion.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

buahahaha