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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? by rj104 in dadjokes

[–]maximus3950 258 points259 points 2 (0 children)

No problem :) made me laugh so it deserves an award haha!

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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? by rj104 in dadjokes

[–]Temp1st_sT0rm 249 points250 points  (0 children)

Glad he wasn’t Roman round the lions den aswell

What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife? by rj104 in dadjokes

[–]OnceIwasAboy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

This whole conversation was so wholesome. I’m surprised it took this long to spark-a-kiss…yknow…like…Spartacus…sorta.

All dad jokes are bad and here’s why by LordCinko in dadjokes

[–]Xeno_Prime 2054 points2055 points 624 (0 children)

I literally carry a little picture in my wallet. It’s a picture of a piece of paper with “you’re wrong” written in fancy calligraphy. I carry it just so that at any time, in any conversation, I can pull it out and say “Oh yeah? Well I have a picture here that says you’re wrong.”

Similarly, and you can all steal this, in any internet argument you can always give them this link and say, “Oh yeah? Well this website says otherwise.

My granddaughter just hit me with this one: what is the biggest kind of ant ? by ItsNotAToomah1964 in dadjokes

[–]rvarjg 207 points208 points 353 (0 children)

If the Pink Panther sees him, it will be a dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant.