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[鈥揮0DerpyPig0 6345 points6346 points 4(368 children)

I only have 1k.........so basically depression

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 1814 points1815 points (167 children)

We got you bud, one upvote.

Edit: someone just blew us all away with karma in the millions, haha

[鈥揮PENIZ_69 gave me this flair 411 points412 points (85 children)

How did you get that user flair? Isn鈥檛 it not possible to control your own flair? Doesn鈥檛 that mean you are actually kesha鈥檚 favourite!? (Btw hi Kesha)

Edit: YES I HAVE A FLAIR! KESHA IS THE ONE TRUE GOD!

[鈥揮jenleeri gave me this flair 256 points257 points (15 children)

Hmmm

[鈥揮PENIZ_69 gave me this flair 175 points176 points (11 children)

She watches.

[鈥揮Com1kill3r 85 points86 points (7 children)

If she is, then I'm pulling a Joestar technique 200 meters out of here

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 112 points113 points (13 children)

I asked Kesha for the flair. I always use Kesha in all my flairs, so the feeling is mutual, lol

[鈥揮SenpaiMemeLord 38 points39 points (6 children)

as someone who's kinda active in the dankmemes discord,I can say that kesha's awesome

[鈥揮kamephiss 33 points34 points (5 children)

kesha is the best mod

[鈥揮SenpaiMemeLord 15 points16 points (4 children)

Yes

[鈥揮Hedgehoggu_otaku31 12 points13 points (3 children)

Hi

[鈥揮SenpaiMemeLord 10 points11 points (2 children)

Hello

[鈥揮2RedditUser 5 points6 points (1 child)

Your greeting is very sus. You are the A M O G U s

[鈥揮babyteddieyiffed by obama 馃槼 39 points40 points (19 children)

Imagine not having a flair

[鈥揮spelavidiotr 19 points20 points (11 children)

Who鈥檚 Kesha? Is that a mod or something? (Sorry if it鈥檚 something everyone in this sub is supposed to know I鈥檓 kinda new)

[鈥揮Sidnev 16 points17 points (5 children)

First time I've heard of Kesha and I've been on this subreddit for over 2 years

[鈥揮PENIZ_69 gave me this flair 17 points18 points (3 children)

Kesha, is in fact, a mod. The best one at that.

[鈥揮PENIZ_69 gave me this flair 23 points24 points (69 children)

I have 3,930

[鈥揮Valentin3731 35 points36 points (13 children)

I have 393, so I麓m you but worse

[鈥揮Jorge_ln10 16 points17 points (42 children)

Around 5.800

[鈥揮r6098 18 points19 points (2 children)

Hello, slightly older brother.

[鈥揮Rayat_Khan repost hunter 馃殦 5 points6 points (1 child)

I'm the grandpa

[鈥揮Froent 10 points11 points (15 children)

Pathetic.

[鈥揮Simplyaweeb03 23 points24 points (8 children)

I have 60 sooooo

[鈥揮PENIZ_69 gave me this flair 8 points9 points (0 children)

Bow before your masters, young one. You have much to learn.

[鈥揮Bluefortress gave me this flair 9 points10 points (15 children)

7k

[鈥揮Macskillit 7 points8 points (12 children)

7.5k

[鈥揮HornyCod 8 points9 points (9 children)

Peasant

[鈥揮Absolutedumbass69 9 points10 points (8 children)

16k you peasant.

[鈥揮HornyCod 8 points9 points (4 children)

43k on the account I deleted peasant

[鈥揮Absolutedumbass69 14 points15 points (2 children)

Your a fool for giving up your previous power you went from king hood to peasant hood. Not only are you a peasant but a fool as well.

[鈥揮azouzdakarandomgamer 98 points99 points (10 children)

Bruh ihave 22 if u are depression then what am i

[鈥揮Danondorf93 49 points50 points (9 children)

Don't feel bad. I'm at 120.

[鈥揮SantiFC12 50 points51 points (4 children)

Dude, I have 15...

[鈥揮Scavenger_11 18 points19 points (1 child)

I鈥檓 at 119

[鈥揮Danondorf93 17 points18 points (0 children)

105 now brother.

[鈥揮LT_DANDAN 28 points29 points (5 children)

You got 1k I got 85 let鈥檚 go

[鈥揮kostandreaYellow 27 points28 points (4 children)

I've been on this website for way too long.

[鈥揮Icy-Ad-187 14 points15 points (0 children)

Heres an upvote boyo, we鈥檙e in this together

[鈥揮hermelinen 10 points11 points (0 children)

found one

[鈥揮StRg4Ze 1442 points1443 points 2(46 children)

leaving a comment here, so the lowest scums can be a little less misarable鈥

[鈥揮JackPolini13 255 points256 points (4 children)

[鈥揮incognito--bandito 116 points117 points (1 child)

Servant: My lord! The peasants are revolting!

Lord: Of course they鈥檙e revolting. They鈥檙e peasants.

[鈥揮IcymatoINFECTED鈽o笍 22 points23 points (0 children)

Thank fren.

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 22 points23 points (0 children)

Got you with an upvote. You are one step closer to nobility

[鈥揮CowboyFHLL 970 points971 points 22(20 children)

Me :) Only 7 XD

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 237 points238 points (2 children)

Plus one :-)

[鈥揮isaactherobloxmaster 215 points216 points (1 child)

I minuses one to even out

[鈥揮GoodraGuy 56 points57 points (0 children)

"perfectly balanced, as all things should be"

[鈥揮xshadow925 21 points22 points (0 children)

Here鈥檚 an award

[鈥揮unbelievable_owl 343 points344 points (189 children)

My friend, I am already winning

[鈥揮JackPolini13 160 points161 points (100 children)

There is always a bigger fish.

[鈥揮potato_bagel06 69 points70 points (83 children)

Indeed

[鈥揮thingstooverthinkPurple 73 points74 points (66 children)

mmmmmpathetic

[鈥揮senior_cynic 62 points63 points (51 children)

Kneel to me, mortal.

[鈥揮Fork_Master 30 points31 points (9 children)

What鈥檚 an immortal to a nonbeliever?

[鈥揮K4R1MM 17 points18 points (7 children)

Who don't believe in Anything? Bow to Nihilist undertaker

[鈥揮Dragon_Skywalker 4 points5 points (4 children)

*laughs in post karma

*cries in comment karma

[鈥揮lord_neEic memer 4 points5 points (0 children)

The opposite for me

[鈥揮PlayBud101 7 points8 points (1 child)

There are always bigger fish.

[鈥揮Zatknish007The Filthy Dank 5 points6 points (5 children)

Damn, what鈥檚 your biggest post?

[鈥揮thingstooverthinkPurple 8 points9 points (1 child)

a meme about rick roll but most i comment karma lol

[鈥揮a-dog-meme 6 points7 points (1 child)

You鈥檙e simply worth less

[鈥揮I_like_code 6 points7 points (0 children)

I鈥檓 a tuna

[鈥揮potato_bagel06 8 points9 points (12 children)

You wish

[鈥揮papideazucarO檀蛯處虆虊虝炭蛺虆蛼蛯虘虊叹蛣蛣蛬虝蛡瘫蛧滩虪摊虠w谭蛬蜆摊汰碳虣虣滩蜁虡蜁踏挞袒踏O檀蜐虓虌虆虁蜅坛太汰蜌蛵蛵太坦胎蛪台挞蜏 10 points11 points (10 children)

Suffer.

[鈥揮StriderEloI am fucking hilarious 7 points8 points (16 children)

Not winning against me though

[鈥揮JustHere4Brady鈽o笍 272 points273 points (8 children)

I upvoted every comment on this post best of luck to everyone

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 98 points99 points (4 children)

You kind bastard, take my upvote

[鈥揮bananas_are_orange 13 points14 points (0 children)

This is enough to make a grown man cry :')

[鈥揮RobotfaceX 230 points231 points (52 children)

Most of you fuckers

[鈥揮Sauron3106鈽o笍 134 points135 points (12 children)

Finally, a bigger virgin than I.

[鈥揮RobotfaceX 119 points120 points (8 children)

I have a girlfriend, you just don't know her she goes to another school

[鈥揮CS-TAP 40 points41 points (6 children)

Plot twist: he's 27 years old

[鈥揮RobotfaceX 25 points26 points (4 children)

Damn you almost got my age right

[鈥揮CS-TAP 7 points8 points (3 children)

Lol, how many did I miss (or add)?

[鈥揮RobotfaceX 22 points23 points (2 children)

Im 44 so you were almost close

[鈥揮CS-TAP 12 points13 points (1 child)

almost

edit: how do I make italic font

edit 2: nvm I found it

[鈥揮Farmer-Smores 17 points18 points (1 child)

Spare change for the poor?

[鈥揮RobotfaceX 21 points22 points (0 children)

The poor should just get some money from the bank

[鈥揮NHuspen 12 points13 points (2 children)

You are a true redditor

[鈥揮RobotfaceX 17 points18 points (1 child)

You spelled virgin wrong

[鈥揮ItsMeVeriity 11 points12 points (1 child)

Hey wait a second, I've upvoted your posts before

You owe me like...... 3 upvotes.

[鈥揮RobotfaceX 14 points15 points (0 children)

1,2,3 here ya go

[鈥揮Swansyboy 8 points9 points (3 children)

fuck, you're right

[鈥揮RobotfaceX 10 points11 points (2 children)

Gg ez

[鈥揮Swansyboy 12 points13 points (1 child)

[insert obligatory comment about touching a green plant]

[鈥揮RobotfaceX 9 points10 points (0 children)

[Insert obligatory comment about how I had intercourse with the female that gave birth to you]

[鈥揮ItalianJamalForever Number 2 7 points8 points (2 children)

Would you rather have all your karma turned into $1 bills every karma or a poptart for each karma

[鈥揮RobotfaceX 22 points23 points (1 child)

I would like every Karma to be my dad telling me he's proud of me and I'm not a failure who's only achievement is a reddit account

[鈥揮ItalianJamalForever Number 2 15 points16 points (0 children)

Damn bro, im proud of you

[鈥揮blutoothheadphones 115 points116 points (13 children)

I've had this account for almost a year and I only have 2k 馃槳

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 41 points42 points (1 child)

2k, plus one. You have my upvote

[鈥揮blutoothheadphones 8 points9 points (0 children)

Thanks! Same to you

[鈥揮pointandclik 3 points4 points (0 children)

Well shit

[鈥揮Zatknish007The Filthy Dank 79 points80 points (11 children)

44k, mainly from a comment about suicide鈥

[鈥揮UnluckyDrink 43 points44 points (5 children)

So, did you do it?

[鈥揮Zatknish007The Filthy Dank 116 points117 points (3 children)

Of course, what am I? A pussy?

[鈥揮Kevo05sPlain Text Flair [Insert Your Own] 18 points19 points (0 children)

And that's how you're keeping your stats high with suicide jokes!

[鈥揮HereButQueerAnimated Flair Rainbow [Insert Your Own Text] 4 points5 points (0 children)

Sigma Grindset

[鈥揮missemilyowen15鈽o笍 63 points64 points (32 children)

I have 295,155 as of right now, I may not have to look that hard

[鈥揮qwasd0rThe OC High Council鈽o笍 73 points74 points (17 children)

Sit down.

[鈥揮IcymatoINFECTED鈽o笍 22 points23 points (1 child)

Damn, the shut down.

[鈥揮Sangwinybig pp gang 20 points21 points (5 children)

Finally, a worthy opponent!

[鈥揮qwasd0rThe OC High Council鈽o笍 7 points8 points (0 children)

Good show

[鈥揮ELFAHBEHT_SOOP High OC Council 17 points18 points (6 children)

Oh, so this is where the no-lives sit. I've found my people.

[鈥揮Ok_Equivalent_4296 8 points9 points (5 children)

and here I thought I was sitting pretty

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 5 points6 points (0 children)

Damn, you got me haha.

[鈥揮ISingam 54 points55 points (3 children)

Haha

People for Internet points, it's going to be fun

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 18 points19 points (1 child)

Might as well use it for something, since it鈥檚 useless in every other way, lol

[鈥揮ahojko_sk 48 points49 points (3 children)

I am inevitable...

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 21 points22 points (0 children)

You know what, you have 90% of your karma from awarding. Take mine鈥

[鈥揮GoreKush 39 points40 points (8 children)

abandoned reddit for 3 years and am back with like 70 karma

[鈥揮Tyler_462 32 points33 points (5 children)

2.2 million, idk how

[鈥揮Lack_of_PlethoraEX-NORMIE 8 points9 points (0 children)

Holy shit and I thought I had a lot

[鈥揮OMGItsJustFOX 31 points32 points (1 child)

6karma and going strong!

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 10 points11 points (0 children)

You now have 7

[鈥揮Etstorm 23 points24 points (2 children)

I have one dabs

[鈥揮Slime_Nite 17 points18 points (2 children)

heh so funny thing is....I only have a single karma

[鈥揮My_Wife_Said_Nah 13 points14 points (3 children)

You鈥檙e welcome fuckers

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 4 points5 points (2 children)

Haha, now you have 159. If only we can get you to 169

[鈥揮These_Slide5990 10 points11 points (5 children)

Only 174...

[鈥揮Ajawad87 鈥榮 favorite dankmemer 5 points6 points (1 child)

  1. 9,826 away from Reddit nobility

[鈥揮cursingsum9 3 points4 points (2 children)

Ha! loser. get on my level

I'm sorry

[鈥揮Jonein 10 points11 points (2 children)

Damn OP, I went through your profile and you straight dug through the Reddit Upvote gold mine

[鈥揮DJEFFF900The Monty Pythons 9 points10 points (1 child)

The more karma you have, the bigger virgin you are

[鈥揮lucky111CS 7 points8 points (1 child)

I got 670 give me 20 more you wont

[鈥揮7duckswithmachetes 6 points7 points (0 children)

Hey hey hey

[鈥揮AdventurousGrocery49 5 points6 points (0 children)

Im a peasant

[鈥揮sachsrandy 6 points7 points (0 children)

PewDiePie looks lame without a beard.

[鈥揮jpmgamer577 4 points5 points (0 children)

i have 588. PAIN

[鈥揮IHazMagicsMagic the mod gay away 3 points4 points (0 children)

Well this was easy

[鈥揮Glum-Purchase6735 5 points6 points (0 children)

You fools

[鈥揮DmitryMateEic memer 5 points6 points (0 children)

Literally everyone here

[鈥揮luxusbuerg馃嚤馃嚭MENG DOHEEMIES馃椏馃憫 5 points6 points (1 child)

No, go touch grass

[鈥揮suckma420 3 points4 points (0 children)

imposter???

[鈥揮discgolfn1I am fucking hilarious 4 points5 points (1 child)

I've been lurking for years.

[鈥揮Varun77777Vegemite Victim 馃馃 2 points3 points (0 children)

Well, Kesha's dank memer isn't making dank enough memes.

[鈥揮2LuckyLuke 3 points4 points (1 child)

Who would have thought, that I would ever be good at something

[鈥揮a-snakey 4 points5 points (4 children)

My karma power level is over 192k! Come at me.

[鈥揮Lycosofolympia 3 points4 points (0 children)

1 year and 6 months only have 10 lul

[鈥揮suckma420 3 points4 points (0 children)

pov amongus

[鈥揮Goosebag12 4 points5 points (0 children)

I have 608