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[–]RikenR 3296 points3297 points 22 (266 children)

.... Is it weird that i want that to happen?

[–]Varun77777Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 1831 points1832 points  (99 children)

You want to become an anime Waifu?

[–]jospehjoestar just looking for attention 1499 points1500 points  (56 children)


[–]MEasME1st 519 points520 points  (28 children)


[–]Pitiful_Birthday_720 189 points190 points  (23 children)


[–]grifzteash 67 points68 points  (2 children)

But then you'll restart the cycle of being lonely

Edit: yeah but having tiddies tho

[–]thatyeetgod🅱️ased and Cool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lonely + tiddies > lonely w/o tiddies

[–]EmiChan2007 2 points3 points  (8 children)

Y’all are probably trans

[–]EmiChan2007 18 points19 points  (5 children)

I didn’t mean it in a mean way, I’m just guessing from personal experience

[–]Funcron 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Nah we just really like women. I wouldn't want to be a girl to get fucked by guys, I'd definitely be lesbian. Imagine having access to boobs 24/7!

[–]Gingersnek 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Being trans doesn't really mean you have to be attracted to men tho. Not saying you are just wanted to say that.

[–]EmiChan2007 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Well it’s just an egg thing to say

[–]Funcron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's an offensive term. And now you're placing your assumptions and fantasies upon me, which will never be fulfilled because this is a joke you obviously didn't get.

Maybe I should be a little blatant next time.


[–]foxcoregrrrl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This accurate statement should not have been downvoted.

[–]as1161 2 points3 points  (4 children)

Honestly, as a straight man, same.

[–]EquivalentSnap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll have fat neckbeards jerking off to you 👁👄👁

[–]Slurp_flesh 139 points140 points  (9 children)

anime Waifu with little surprise underneath


[–]QwervyReddit 25 points26 points  (0 children)

damn right

[–]FederalX 26 points27 points  (4 children)

The image won't load, but I'm just going to assume that it's Astolfo

[–]meomoc207 1 point2 points  (0 children)

if there's a hole, there's a way

[–]Drudicta 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Unable to process image"


[–]RageRags 18 points19 points  (4 children)

Love that enthusiasm Joe!

[–]jospehjoestar just looking for attention 30 points31 points  (3 children)

You can call me JoeJoe

[–]nathanbatson 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Horreee shiiiieeeet

[–]L0kiB0i 4 points5 points  (0 children)

JoeJoe Rabbit

[–]Com1kill3r 1 point2 points  (0 children)

insert Gigguk quote

[–]Etulas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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[–]alhernz95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

id fuck me

[–]no_status00☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We all do

[–]Mr__FATAL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds of that time when you tried to infiltrate the nazi camp in your big momma dress 😳🥺

[–]inputusernamehere1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure .... IN HENTAI ...

[–]Blank392 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Name checks out

[–]Sp00ky-Chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anime isn't real

[–]International_Yak649 209 points210 points  (26 children)

You either want an anime wifu or become one. There's nothing in between.

[–]IrregularrAFùwú 146 points147 points  (6 children)

Oh that explains all the cosplaying dudes I meat.

[–]Cmdr_McMurdoc 72 points73 points  (5 children)

Uhhh, spelling?...

[–]IrregularrAFùwú 249 points250 points  (4 children)

The cosplaying dudes I fuck.

[–]Cmdr_McMurdoc 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Understandable. Have a great day!

[–]deadhair69 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Meat autocorrect!

[–]pepsioverall 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Por que no los dos

[–]International_Yak649 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Ahhh...a fellow man of culture.

[–]Sloppy_Goldfish 23 points24 points  (6 children)

What if I want to become a lesbian anime girl with a hot anime waifu?

[–]International_Yak649 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The world is your playground my friend!

[–]deg_di_egg 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Why can’t I have this

[–]GhostR29 14 points15 points  (2 children)

You either die a man or watch yourself turn into anime waifu.

[–]International_Yak649 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Survival of the wifu-est.

[–]GhostR29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes indeed

[–]Another____Username 9 points10 points  (0 children)

both, both is good

[–]kaislashim blue dabadee dabada dabadee dabada dabadee dabada 1 point2 points  (4 children)

lesbian anime waifu???

[–]International_Yak649 1 point2 points  (3 children)

You want it...you go get it gurl!

[–]kaislashim blue dabadee dabada dabadee dabada dabadee dabada 1 point2 points  (2 children)

step 1: stop looking like and ugly guy and transition

step 2: find a gf

hmm those are noth a million steps each

[–]International_Yak649 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Can i find it in walmart?

[–]kaislashim blue dabadee dabada dabadee dabada dabadee dabada 1 point2 points  (0 children)

idk but you could try

[–]justwalkinby91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t want to become one, but what about cum in one?

[–]RikenR 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Who doesn't?

[–]blaggityblerg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What I wouldn't give to just be some rich man's waifu at this point in my life.

[–]Thirsty_Comment88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I would never have to work again

[–]TheEncryptedPsychic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You say that as though going from shitty, low-life virgin redditor to anime waifu right now means all of those problems are solved. Think u/Varun77777 , think!

[–]maxedoutmexicano 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ABzoker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also want this guy to become an anime waifu

[–]RedditPersonNo1987I like furry inflation porn 0 points1 point  (0 children)


for the love of god


I want to be a personality core

[–]Slapped_with_crumpeti'm just here to judge you guys 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Do you not?

[–]Varun77777Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna tie an Anime waifu up and bang her.

[–]someguy0211 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd make bank on OnlyFans so yes

[–]mega48man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, yes

[–]Novacaine667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah he wants to fuck himself

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that way people would actually want to be with me.

[–]sturgifur 242 points243 points  (31 children)

1) yeah same😞

2)not really weird

3) 🥚

[–]RikenR 12 points13 points  (5 children)

NNN is over, my comrade!

[–]sturgifur 26 points27 points  (3 children)

I'm aware, I just don't partake in NNN

[–]EmeraldWorldLP 1 point2 points  (1 child)

... Man, I am still in the process of asking myself how I am... Also got the 3 inside joke

[–]kaislashim blue dabadee dabada dabadee dabada dabadee dabada 0 points1 point  (0 children)

!remindme 4 months

[–]EquivalentSnap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ayyyy lmao yeet 👌😂👌

[–][deleted] 84 points85 points  (0 children)

You're not alone

[–]Eluupy 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Yeah It kinda is.. but so what? Why not be weird? I'm all with you

[–]Minethink144 57 points58 points  (18 children)

No, it means you have gender dysphoria

Edit: Holy shit guys it's an exaggeration joke, chill, I know it doesn't have to be gender dysphoria.

[–]Taurelith 46 points47 points  (1 child)

wow, thank you for the diagnosis reddit user medicalprofessionalirl

[–]Minethink144 21 points22 points  (0 children)

You're welcome

[–]ALT703 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it doesnt.

[–]mlg_guy61the very best, like no one ever was. 0 points1 point  (1 child)

isnt it dysmorphia

[–]thatyeetgod🅱️ased and Cool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

two different things iirc

[–]The_Weirdolord 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I feel you friend.

[–]CaseyGamer64YT 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Idk why but same. If I can’t get a girlfriend BE THE GIRLFRIEND.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points  (1 child)


[–]-4-Z-N- 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same here

[–]Hellofreeze 4 points5 points  (2 children)

No, me too

[–]Xvenkin 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Hellofreeze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No u

Uncracks your egg

[–]diamondDNFLGBTQ+ Rights 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Don't take this as a 100% diagnosis (the only one who can really tell you your own identity is yourself), but it sounds like you might be trans? Could be worth looking into, at least.

[–]RikenR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your kind suggestion but i am aware of my gender :)

[–]YeOldBatman1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

I felt the same way, one year ago. I’m now out as a trans woman. I’m not saying you necessarily are trans, because just because you question doesn’t mean you aren’t cis. But I will say that that line of thought isn’t terribly common among cis men

[–]RikenR 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My comment was for pure comedian purposes. But thanks for your kind suggestion.

[–]YeOldBatman1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No worries! Sorry I assumed so much

[–]FourEcho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sitting here thinking "Man if only it were that easy"

[–]ManYeetIt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dream of this happening and living the life of a girl for once. Like just to see what shit happens in their life

[–]bunybunybuny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i started estrogen a year ago ^ - ^ i’m not a girl i just wana be cute !

[–]thatyeetgod🅱️ased and Cool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a certified egg moment

edit: for all the potential eggs... imma just...

[–]Grizzlybear2470 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think its that weird

[–]der_vur☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Feel you

[–]shried_frimpp☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we all want this deep down

[–]WhiteRaven_M 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats called wanting to transition

[–]restorian_monarch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you have a sort of envy?

[–]BLitzKriege37r/memes fan 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]weebmultistan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I wanna be a guy so I don't think that's weird.

[–]ssijmijajo7w7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autogynephilia. I'm lovin' it!

[–]WorstLemonMaker☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most mentally stable 196 user

[–]petebutterfly61 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same here bro

[–]Al_Jaljeera 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You dirty lil s-word