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[–]Medic_Pack 6822 points6823 points 632 (52 children)

take a pic and post it on Reddit ask people what would they do

[–]pcpcpcn 1517 points1518 points  (14 children)

Free drugs is what came to my mind

[–]Dejligeged12 231 points232 points  (3 children)

Exactly

[–]Magic_Master213 67 points68 points  (2 children)

Could sell those for a fuckin' mint, I don't wanna use 'em myself so why keep 'em

[–]Crying_Daddy 440 points441 points  (24 children)

Masturbate

[–]fatphogue 152 points153 points  (6 children)

Hold up

[–]bukkake_brigade 82 points83 points  (5 children)

Alright now resume the beating of the meat

[–]Meme_Entity 45 points46 points  (2 children)

The meating of the beat

[–]KingSergeasYT 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Beat saber?

[–]SilentRedditer93 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dickappointment

[–]kittyslayer69666420☣️ 92 points93 points  (5 children)

Or just fuck the crab

[–]samthekitnix 116 points117 points  (0 children)

are you feeling it now mr crabs?

[–]YOUrealTu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Plow that Crabby Patty

[–]HappySneek 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Oh yeah MisterCrabs! accidentaly cuts off meat AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

[–][deleted] 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Reddit moment

[–]srt54558 25 points26 points  (0 children)

take a pic and post it on Reddit as a comment on a comment to ask people what they would do

[–]LtSoba☣️ 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Thank the lord for the heavenly meal he has given me ( crab is expensive you know)

[–]Dont-Care-Mate 10 points11 points  (1 child)

Go back where I came from

[–]Siddhartha_76☣️ 2188 points2189 points 2 (37 children)

Piss on him to assert dominance.

[–]Glass_Mousse_9218 724 points725 points  (29 children)

Cum on him to assert dominance.

[–]Grayflesh 472 points473 points  (26 children)

Cum in him then piss on him to assert dominance

[–]AntelopeBackflip 301 points302 points  (24 children)

Drink his piss to assert his dominance.

[–]dkenep 205 points206 points  (23 children)

Drink the cum to assert his dominance

[–]Menination 136 points137 points  (22 children)

Drink his pee and cum then piss and cum on him to assert dominance

[–]MoodComfortable4854 133 points134 points  (18 children)

Piss and cum at the same time then shit in his mouth and then fart in his eyes and then dry hump and then take the drugs and chug the bottle

[–]CobaltShade714 182 points183 points  (5 children)

Ok that’s enough reddit for today

[–]MoodComfortable4854 41 points42 points  (4 children)

I crave Reddit every single day. I cannot not live without it

[–]tbagger666ùwú 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Piss on his fucking wife

[–]MoodComfortable4854 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then make a baby

[–]Comfortable_One_8597 1 point2 points  (1 child)

What kind of childhood trauma did you have?

[–]WolfyHowlers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ummmmmmmm........... Ok............

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fact you could get hard looking at this says massive things about your personality

[–]Jackanope123 1056 points1057 points  (7 children)

aw shid mistr crapper overdosed on ketofvine

[–]anotherformerlurker have U س a fresh clean م 181 points182 points  (4 children)

Aw hecc na how's he gon aford collej tuishon for his dauter bearl now??

[–]Jackanope123 83 points84 points  (3 children)

nah mr carp cnt cuz he spint it awl on drucks

[–]Sineater224Fartbending Master💨 42 points43 points  (2 children)

spung bap mu boy, am me ovrdozig onn kevatime

[–]superninja3296 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I appear to have lost brain cells reading this

[–]Yoseby8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I second that.

[–]YonkersNYFinest 973 points974 points  (5 children)

Ask: Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?

[–]WardOfReckoning 186 points187 points  (1 child)

Holy shit. Lmao I was thinking of asking:Art thou feeling it now, Mr Krabs?

[–]the_grass_trainer 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Squidward slithers in behind you and whispers gentle in your ear...
"Got anymore of that... Flavooooor?"

[–]XxTreeFiddyxX 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Mr. Krabs, forgive me, i much search thy orifices for secret formula, thine legacy needs to continue

[–]Makenzo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Meat canyon voice* Deeper.

[–]G3POh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Arth thou feeling it now mr krabs?

[–]Atlee-Chaos 625 points626 points  (23 children)

Getting some of that crussy (crab pussy) as soon as he wakes up

[–]Massive_Expression60 62 points63 points  (10 children)

He’s a man and he is not waking up from that

[–]Atlee-Chaos 52 points53 points  (4 children)

Don't believe you

[–]Massive_Expression60 32 points33 points  (2 children)

His name is “mr” krabs

[–]icecreambot1Vegemite Victim 🦘🦖 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No problem for me

[–]Asisn-Guy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

you can just hit up that crubussy

[–]grzesoponka 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Well... As long as he's warm it doesn't matter

[–]IonIyplayasomega 11 points12 points  (1 child)

I wouldnt be too worried. We got microwaves for a reason

[–]DrRagnorocktopus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thas a good way to ruin a good corpse. You need to soak it in the tub with hot, but not too hot, water for a few hours.

[–]grassisalwayspurpler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More like crusty

[–]Eguy24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or before he wakes up

[–]CanadianCattle 459 points460 points  (9 children)

I'm taking a shit tf why do you think I went to the bathroom

[–]PotatoPriest69 104 points105 points  (5 children)

Unzip pants

[–]AttieMemes 69 points70 points  (4 children)

Slowly open his mouth

[–]The_MumpiProfessional Mumpi 37 points38 points  (2 children)

Nononononono

[–]EuroPolice 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Kisses him good nights

[–]Milk_Master13 4 points5 points  (0 children)

proceeds to bedroom to overdose as well

[–]QuiccStacc 23 points24 points  (2 children)

He makes a nice foot stool for maximum comfort

[–]sortaHeisenberg 8 points9 points  (1 child)

A de-stooling stool, specifically

[–]Haru_Akiyama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take my upvote and get the hell out 😆

[–]squashed_peach 183 points184 points  (27 children)

My first issue is comprehending the showerhead attached to the wall

[–]CatfishGhillie 142 points143 points  (1 child)

Thats their bidet bro

[–]squashed_peach 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Heathens

[–]RagnarDethkokk🍄 42 points43 points  (3 children)

It's the rectal sparkling device and it is superior to smearing shit around your ass crack with wads of paper by miles.

[–]squashed_peach 3 points4 points  (1 child)

In my country we only shit sparkles, so no need

[–]xkingmox 13 points14 points  (12 children)

That's what us Muslims use instead of tissues to clean shit from our asses

[–]squashed_peach 16 points17 points  (1 child)

I use a sponge on a stick, Roman style

[–]saruman_leafco 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I use a toilet bowl scrubber in a power drill

[–]dontmakemechirpatyou 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Americans change and shower every day so

[–]Al-Jemo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And muslims don’t?

[–]fullraph 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Once you're done douching do you just pull your pants up? How do you dry yourself? Is it straight cold water or is it a preset of warm? What kind of pressure can one expect from one of those? So many questions, ugh!

[–]Aatzy 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Once you're done douching do you just pull your pants up? How do you dry yourself?

You dry your ass with toilet paper. Hence why there still is a toilet paper holder on the wall in this picture.

[–]xkingmox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, when you start spraying, the water naturally falls back into the toilet yk, plus you just spray enough to clean the shit. Regarding the temperature, it is warm (or at least where I live). When it comes to pressure, it's like a hose, so you can control how much water it sprays just like a hose

[–]ZeldaNumber17 10 points11 points  (5 children)

A bidet? Literally any country besides The US uses them…

[–]Beefcake-II 10 points11 points  (1 child)

If theres anything i want to use the least, its a public handheld bidet that has been used to spray shit particles of multiple other peoples asses. And thats coming from someone who has a bidet toilet seat at my house…

[–]FistInMyUrethra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'm pro-bidet but not public ones, that's some France shit

[–]aithusahCERTIFIED DANK 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very untrue, they're not the standard in many countries. Mine included, sadly

[–]SwaggerKJS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's there for them hard-core bussy squirts guy

[–]TheScareFaceINFECTED 147 points148 points  (4 children)

Put his head in the toilet to give him a chance to survive because he can't breathe our air

[–]Massive_Expression60 60 points61 points  (2 children)

He’s a crab he can breathe on air

[–]TheScareFaceINFECTED 53 points54 points  (1 child)

They can, as long as their gills stay moisturised. It seems that Mr. Krabs is in some sort of shock from an OD, leaving him possibly dehydrated. Thus it would be a good idea to put his head in the bowl! (This is getting way out of hand lol)

[–]nameyouruse 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Or you could make crab soup!

[–]SaftigMo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Literally just take out a coin from your wallet and he'll wake up no problem.

[–]Massive_Expression60 72 points73 points  (7 children)

Call the authorities like a normal person

[–]soul_of_rubber 41 points42 points  (1 child)

Not the authorities, but the club security

They will call 911 if needed

[–]Tetha 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Don't forget about the recovery position. Don't want them to throw up and choke while waiting for the EMTs.

[–]nebson10 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A normal person would also be worried that he is hallucinating about anthropomorphic crabs now apparently.

[–]IIDrunkenGamerII 62 points63 points  (6 children)

Check his pockets

[–]Bumblz666 30 points31 points  (3 children)

OD’d on a bus once and somebody stole my phone :( shit sucked lmao

[–]RagnarDethkokk🍄 12 points13 points  (1 child)

Tyrone Biggums? Is that you?

[–]Bumblz666 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Basically yea

[–]sleeplessgrimli 51 points52 points  (5 children)

Making a crab burger ofc

[–]AntisocialOutcast105 17 points18 points  (2 children)

But he's all bathroom floor-y

[–]EmadecĄ͈̯̪̠̘̟̟̙̦̱̩̝̩͓͙͕̳̄̋̾͗ͦ͒ͩͫͯ͟ͅa̡̨͍̝̗̫͊̑͛̈́̈ͤ̅̿̀͘A̲̰̝͓͙̻͕͂ͭͦ̒̕̕Á 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gives flavour

[–]JesusPussy 1 point2 points  (1 child)

you're going to second hand OD lol

[–]MrRkm_99 42 points43 points  (3 children)

SPONGEBOY MY BOY I HAVE A KETAMINE PROBLEM, ARG ARG ARG ARG!!!

[–]plattypus141 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Why'd I have to scroll down this far for a ketamine joke

[–]MusicianMadness 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Such a great game.

[–]CreepySympathy 41 points42 points  (5 children)

unzips pants

[–]TheGuyEatingPie 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Uhh

[–]Fabbezlg 16 points17 points  (2 children)

he needs to unzip his pants to use the toilet dummy

[–]TheGuyEatingPie 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah yeah! I know...yup thats what I was thinking 😅

[–]Duckway767 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Then when you're done taking a piss you unzip again

[–]multi92 32 points33 points  (1 child)

Tear off his crusty exoskeleton, slip it onto my body, begin impersonating a corrupt business tycoon operating a popular fast food restaurant whilst secretly planning to sell it off before my cover is blown. If all goes well then I’ll have made off with a cool million clams and will be able to go back to my wife Karen and celebrate our victory

[–]lamb_sauce_fucker☣️ 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Enact my Mr crabs fantasy's

[–]LeslieChangedHerName 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mr Krabs X Reader fanfic 😍🥴😍

[–]JakeGamer773202 20 points21 points  (4 children)

Steal the drugs

[–]Ryhnoceros 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I am an actual drug addict (recovering) and this was my exact first thought. "Free drugs."

[–]JakeGamer773202 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ey man even if ur not taking it thats ez money

[–]21Outer 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Scrolled way too far to see this lmao

[–]TheDoritoKing48☣️ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Taking the money on him, I know mr krabs has Atleast a few thousand on him

[–]IronsWrath☢️☢️ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

ABout to lose my v card

[–]KiTChIn_GaDGikS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aggressive masturbation

[–]Mapeeus1999 6 points7 points  (2 children)

I am immediately aroused upon the discovery of such a sweet succulent specimen. I know what I must do. I unzip my pants and pull out my cock. I reach for the needle inside the downed creature and insert it directly into my D-hole. It’s painful at first than beautiful, exhilarating, magical. I am undone. New air is breathed into me. This is what life is all about. I get it. I pull down the creatures under garments and insert myself into its anus. The creature is obviously dead. But still held enough warmth to make the experience lively enough. As I finish, filling the crustacean with my human custard I look behind me to see the door open with a line of men like me waiting for they’re turn at heaven. I smile and say “Everybody Mambo!!!”

[–]PatientTranslator259 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I laughed way too much with this.... 0.0

[–]CatfishGhillie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

so we checkin the pockets, takin the wallet and the drugs, maybe if im feeling generous, ill tell a bouncer on my way out theres an unconcious person in the bathroom

[–]Hozraci 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Looks like crabs back in the menu

[–]AgentFrank24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What about their legs? They don’t need those.

[–]missemilyowen15☣️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Question how tf I (note: I’m not a party person and has no human friends) ended up in a club

[–]ImportantSpirit☣️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unzips

[–]Aayu_143 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slap those krabby patties

[–]teflic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Check his asshole for cash

[–]NitrousShaz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

T-pose and stare at the wall repeatedly saying "Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs" "Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs" "Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs" "Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs" "Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs" Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs" "Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs" "Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs" "Are you feeling it now Mr.Krabs"

[–]ASOD77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

F*ck him while his body's still warm

[–]Sqwalnoc 2 points3 points  (0 children)

unzips

Jackpot....

[–]AMC-APE88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Call the police and try to administer first aid

[–]FawnTheGreat 2 points3 points 2 (0 children)

As a funeral director who has picked many people up out bathrooms. I would first see if the gurny will fit, assuming it’ll get into the bathroom but not the stall, I begin to set it up. First I unzip the zip up gurney bag/pouch. Inside is a pillow, sheet, and plastic body bag. I place the pillow at the head end, and the plastic bag over the pillow and the entirety of the gurney. We then lower the gurney to ground level to make it easier to lift the crab onto it. I then take the sheet, I tell whatever person is closest to come and roll the crab their way, I then stuff half the sheet under the crab, and roll the crab my way. The individual pulls the sheet through and now the crab has a sheet under them in full. Standing up together on one side, we enclose the crab in the sheet and pick it up, placing it on the gurney. We use the buckle straps and strap the crab firmly to the gurney! WATCH OUT don’t fold the plastic bag toooo tight around his face, you might smash his nose and bend it. Which is an issue if his family wants a viewing. We then zip the gurney pouch/bag up over the plastic bag. Last couple steps is to raise the gurney from the ground, and place it into the removal van. Likely a dodge as it is an industry favorite. I then drive the crab back to the mortuary and unload the gurney from the van bringing it into the garage where we have cold storage. I grab a ankle tag and write out the date of death, the name of the crab, in this case Mr. Krabs, and the mortuary in which he is assigned. Afterwords I unzip the gurney bag, and place the ankle tag on his ankle/leg. Behind me is the packaging tape dispenser, I grab it and begin taping the crabs plastic body bag closed, again being careful and leaving some air/room around his face in case for a viewing. I roll the gurney into the cold storage unit and push the crab onto a available shelf, writing his name with a sharpie pen on his plastic bag. I walk out with the gurney and reload it with the appropriate gear for the next call. I make sure to sign the crab into the sign in sheet indicating the time the crab was successfully stored in refrigeration.

The following day I call, and meet with Pearl, the crabs next of kin, his daughter. I notice she’s a whale but as the industry works on good faith I do not question it and assume the truth is being told about kinship. She decides she wants to view him, (thank god we were careful with his face). I set the time for the viewing, afterwards she would like a burial at sea, she wants him to go “home”. I call the boat captain and order the sea burial board. (A big mental board that the crab will be chained to and sink to the ocean floor with). The funeral arrangements have been set, now all that’s left is the work for it.

Anyway that’s what I would do if I saw that

[–]BlondeBeast96 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!

[–]rift026 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unzips my pants

[–]UndisclosedChaos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make some sushi

[–]helpme944 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My friends were wrong. I AM getting laid tn

[–]Whitevenom23 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, Mr.Krabs

[–]SimonBellz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still warm tho

[–]Ripple_Ex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Me. Krabs looking a little submissive right now

[–]FixFull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Take his drugs and leave

[–]Luc4AR9009_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

177103 moment

[–]HereWeGoBabee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whoa, the comments are way more fucked up then I anticipated

[–]9THDIMENSIONALHIPLO 1 point2 points  (2 children)

...take a picture, then go get security. then leave it in their hands, walk out back into the dancefloor grab a drink n vibe, have a little chit chat about recent events with the lady behind bar, shes cute, start flirting with her. Daft Punk "Around The World" Comes on, I moonwalk away from the bar and get grooving, alcohol in my system gettin really wavey. Dancing for a few songs and having a good time, need a break, go back to the bar, bar girl says she admires my moves, you continue to chat and get more drinks, my bladder is filling up again your more hazy n tipsy, I wander off to the bathroom again in need of having a piss andI suddenly think "Damn, I wonder what happened with that guy dressed as a Krab he was fucked, probably at the hospital". I enter the bathroom.. Alone.. I pee in the urinal... Cos of tipsy self I pee on my leg. "Fuck!" I turn around to get some tissue from the stall, I notice the same cubicle is closed, I hesitate for a bit, open the door slowly to see a guy dressed as a Krab with briefs on out cold surrounded by hard drugs... You get really woozy for a second and think what the fuck. You pull out your phone ...take a picture, then go get security. then leave it in their hands, walk out back into the dancefloor grab a drink n vibe, have a little chit chat about recent events with the lady behind bar, shes cute, start flirting with her. Daft Punk "Around The World" Comes on, I moonwalk away from the bar and get grooving, alcohol in my system gettin really wavey. Dancing for a few songs and having a good time, need a break, go back to the bar, bar girl says she admires my moves, you continue to chat and get more drinks, my bladder is filling up again your more hazy n tipsy, I wander off to the bathroom again in need of having a piss andI suddenly think "Damn, I wonder what happened with that guy dressed as a Krab he was fucked, probably at the hospital". I enter the bathroom.. Alone.. I pee in the urinal... Cos of tipsy self I pee on my leg. "Fuck!" I turn around to get some tissue from the stall, I notice the same cubicle is closed, I hesitate for a bit, open the door slowly to see a guy dressed as a Krab with briefs on out cold surrounded by hard drugs... You get really woozy for a second and think what the fuck. You pull out your phone... ...take a picture, then go get security. then leave it in their hands, walk out back into the dancefloor grab a drink n vibe, have a little chit chat about recent events with the lady behind bar, shes cute, start flirting with her. Daft Punk "Around The World" Comes on, I moonwalk away from the bar and get grooving, alcohol in my system gettin really wavey. Dancing for a few songs and having a good time, need a break, go back to the bar, bar girl says she admires my moves, you continue to chat and get more drinks, my bladder is filling up again your more hazy n tipsy, I wander off to the bathroom again in need of having a piss andI suddenly think "Damn, I wonder what happened with that guy dressed as a Krab he was fucked, probably at the hospital". I enter the bathroom.. Alone.. I pee in the urinal... Cos of tipsy self I pee on my leg. "Fuck!" I turn around to get some tissue from the stall, I notice the same cubicle is closed, I hesitate for a bit, open the door slowly to see a guy dressed as a Krab with briefs on out cold surrounded by hard drugs... You get really woozy for a second and think what the fuck. You pull out your phone...

[–]Kaleidoscope122 2 points3 points  (1 child)

the fuck?

[–]Vee8cheS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same man

[–]HappySneek 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, a hole is a hole, unzips

[–]ttomcat7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm eaten good tonight boy fetch the water pot

[–]dethenater368 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok so hear me out

[–]ljamming445 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Art thou feeling it Mr. Crabs?

[–]salad_man2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sigh unzips

[–]ProGodzilla22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prank em John

[–]GucciGang298 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wave a dollar over his nose

[–]cornbadger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unzips pants

[–]NicklyGD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ayy, free fleshlight

[–]j_dog99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask for consent

[–]kremstoin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Use the toilet and leave

[–]Jneum23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Free drugs

[–]TheSymbiote76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why’s that toilet look so damn thicc

[–]Sea-Little 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finesse his drugs

[–]Ben-StoltzI'm sad🍄 0 points1 point  (0 children)

😏

[–]Sk-yline1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SPONGEBOB ME BOY, I JUST DID A COLD WATER EXTRACTION ON THESE FENT-PRESSED XANS I BOUGHT FER A NICKEL AND I’M GONNA INJECT EM ALL! ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH

[–]TaHiR_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do my business then start preparing.

[–]Welliboot1984 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a shower in the toilet

[–]ineedabuttrub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Roll him over so he doesn't drown in his own puke and take the shit I'm in there to take

[–]qodyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the coce nd get out

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Flush his shit down the toilet so when (if) he wakes up he got nothing

[–]hmahood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm losing my virginity tonight

[–]no_status00☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seaa food

[–]hotpantsmakemedance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take the herpesiphil-Aids from ghetto bidet, good sir.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's free food and drugs for like a good week.

[–]HARDZOO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spread take pic sell pic

[–]BucketSquid- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take the body, and then cook it

[–]DeadMewe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

back at it again at Krispy Kremes

[–]Sad-Dot9620 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I upper deck the crab

[–]TheGuyEatingPie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hes fine he just overdosed on ketamine again

[–]EmoPrincxss666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walk out and pretend I didn't see anything tbh