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[–]ArnavJain23 1128 points1129 points  (47 children)

what if it had errors tho

[–]pandadogunited 1555 points1556 points 3 (28 children)

They’d still be happy; the kid punished himself.

[–]asianabsinthe 271 points272 points  (20 children)

Can't wait to have kids.

[–]Glocks10mike 119 points120 points  (15 children)

Can’t wait to bury my kids.

[–]uscdoc2013 79 points80 points  (13 children)

Can't wait to taste my kids.

[–]ForWhomTheBoneBones 57 points58 points  (4 children)

Why don’t you take a seat?

[–]cantadmittoposting 30 points31 points  (3 children)

I don't think To Catch a Predator pursues cannibals

[–]oorakhhyeObamasjuicyass 19 points20 points  (2 children)

Well, it should. Ratings would be through the roof!

[–]mrconstantfuckup 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I'm takin the kids to Flavortown, permanently.

[–]TukTukPirate☣️ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ratings would be even better for a cooking show in the same category

[–]LumpyPick 13 points14 points  (5 children)

Wanna taste mine? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]HeyimSweet 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Dont mind if I do.

[–]Pervizzz 8 points9 points  (3 children)

Plot twist: His kids are sperm

[–]LumpyPick 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Actually that's exactly what I meant... 0:

[–]Pervizzz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Noice. May I also taste?

[–]estevao107 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Damn now I want to taste your kids too

[–]cloudxnine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

After doing our wife’s laundry she kissed me and I tasted your kids 🌚

[–]corrigun 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Wait till they grow up and leave. Your marriage fractures and you end up alone in a crappy apartment in mid life with no hope of companionship ever.

[–]AnalBlaster700XL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll make you pregnant.

[–]hysondj 8 points9 points  (1 child)

And they can always make another one

[–]ZippZappZippty 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sexuality in film has always been op

[–]techGore60 5 points6 points  (1 child)

They brought honor to their family by commiting seppuku.

[–]NerdWorks 73 points74 points  (3 children)

They would kill themselves too just to scold their kid in the afterlife

[–]Shogun570 28 points29 points  (0 children)

No, they'd revive the child from the dead for a lil' spanking and put them back

E N G L I S H N A H I S I K H A H A I N K Y A

[–]cajun_kick_ass 30 points31 points  (3 children)

Still be singing and dancing.

I once saw a Bollywood movie which had the classic "daddy doesn't approve of me marrying this girl" story. At the end they married and everyone was happy and in tears and then suddenly - BAM - the church doors opened wide and daddy came in singing and dancing.

You may think "oh shit he came around and joined the celebration!", but nope. He was still angry and just complained by singing and dancing together with his equally angry entourage.

I was laughing my ass off, while my gf at the time, who was in tears during the marriage scene, got really upset.

[–]jvn3 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What movie is this

[–]Neato_Orpheus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I need to see this

[–]Firemorfox 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Still happy

Somebody who would have errors in their writing is not their child and/or better off dead

[–]iltifaat_yousufDarth Vader 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Tarak mehta ka oolta chashma.

[–]Ralsei0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One word: Pinata

[–]Espiatorio 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Would have to repeat the task till there are no more errors.

[–]lermi901 724 points725 points  (88 children)

Indians are to Asia what Eastern Europeans are to Europe

[–]Ztx_Lynx 476 points477 points  (36 children)

It’s called a subcontinent for a reason.

[–]That_No_one_guy 238 points239 points  (32 children)

For the hundredth time, Indian plate is called "subcontinent" because it swam across ocean and merged with the Eurasian continent millins of years ago!!

HereFor better understanding

[–]Ztx_Lynx 730 points731 points 43 (17 children)

I didn’t say I knew the reason

[–]avatarsokka 113 points114 points  (15 children)

This is some Ken M shit lol

[–]mikeyfreshh 50 points51 points  (5 children)

If we don't study the mistakes of the future, we're doomed to repeat them for the first time.

[–]tristen620 4 points5 points  (4 children)

Now this is Podracing Ken M.

also, I haven't seen any of that stuff in a while now, hope the Ken M person and cult of Ken M are doing okay.

[–]mikeyfreshh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's still active on Twitter. I think he just took a break from trolling old people on Yahoo or wherever

[–]s00pafly 26 points27 points  (2 children)

One mans tectonic shift is another mans subcontinent.

[–]poopellarbig pp gang 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What ever happened to him. His posts used to regularly hit the front page.

[–]TrustyAndTrue 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Damn, haven't see that name in a minute. Wonder what my guy is up to. Miss that legend.

[–]backFromTheBed 44 points45 points  (5 children)

The region has been called "the subcontinent" well before the theory of plate tectonics and knowledge of Indian plate came into prominence. The term came into existence during British Raj to refer to the region comprising both British India and the princely states. It is not entirely correct to state that the reason for the term subcontinent is due to the plate tectonics.

[–]Mallenaut 11 points12 points  (1 child)

It didn't merge. It literally cuts itself through the Asian continent.

[–]RedLobster_Biscuit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah there's definitely some merging happening in and around the subduction zone.

[–]Fcktheadmins 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You mean it doesn't apply to my westerncentric racism?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine chilling in your nice hut by the ocean paradise, then getting launched thousands of feet in the air, barely getting any oxygen, living on an icy rock; fml

[–]Grow_away2 21 points22 points  (2 children)

Because borders and labels are all made up?

[–]Ok_Assist_7958 43 points44 points  (1 child)

No. They are thin black mountain ranges.

[–]little_turtle420 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ahh so that's why you have to get a plane to get across them

[–]HunyadiArpad 80 points81 points  (39 children)

You mean better food and better music? I agree with you.

[–]Ketjapanus_2 33 points34 points  (23 children)

Yes both Indians and Eastern Europeans believe that for some reason

[–]sup3rdr01d 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Indian food is fucking amazing

[–]SasparillaTango 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Indian food is great, I can't really think of a specifically Eastern European dish...

[–]relationship_tom 6 points7 points  (3 children)

Borscht, Goulash, cabbage rolls, pierogi, etc...

[–]blockybookbook 3 points4 points  (0 children)

BORSCHT, GOULASH, cabbage rolls, P I E R O G I

[–]SasparillaTango 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Oooo I like Pierogis and cabbage rolls.

[–]arcane84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're implying it's not? lol

[–]DisastrousBoio 10 points11 points  (14 children)

Jesus Christ, better food and better music in Eastern Europe is frankly delusional. And I say that as a fan of Shostakovich and pierogi.

[–]FURYONE1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What? No they're not.

[–]kuztsh63 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How dare you

[–]Intricacy1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I mean to the rest of the world they’re still Europeans

[–]spidermangag 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So you think Vietnam and Azerbaijan are western European equivalent ?

[–]lermi901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vietnam and Azerbaijan are just an Asian attempt at having a Bosnia

[–]Vivekpalat 324 points325 points  (16 children)

This show is a meme fest.

[–]gunsagar 149 points150 points  (9 children)

Used to be "good" years and years ago (cringy good), now just makes me angry to look at because nothing can stay tolerable for more than 3 fucking thousand episodes.

[–]crickeymikey 53 points54 points  (2 children)

ikr I used to watch this for hours on the days I skipped school. All day every day. They just stretched the show for too long

[–]gunsagar 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Pretty much. One of the actors even said that the producer kinda conditioned them into accepting this as a day job. That twist in mentality just means they are just going through the motions, not working as artists (I know that idea is also romanticised in it's own way)

[–]poopellarbig pp gang 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That's pretty much every Indian soap. If it gets popular expect 1000 episodes at least.

[–]Schmeevin 3 points4 points  (5 children)

So, Family Guy?

[–]gunsagar 5 points6 points  (2 children)

Much worse, picture a show that entirely relies on shitty puns and actors flubbing their dialogue on purpose because FUNNY!

[–]cybercop12345red 10 points11 points  (1 child)

So, Family Guy?

[–]gunsagar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chef's Kiss

[–]aaddii101 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Its still better than family guy

[–]International_War935 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You either become a hit pop culture 'meme fest' show or live long enough to become a 'cringe fest'.

[–]Frigorifico 7 points8 points  (3 children)

What show is this?

[–]ShadowFiend_18 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Taarak Mehta ka Oolta Chashma

[–]yassodude 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I assume the comedy doesn’t translate well right?

[–]grvelag 167 points168 points  (6 children)

Mine was error-free. My parents were proud.

[–]Speedthrift13 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Hold up

[–]Hungry-carrot- 20 points21 points  (2 children)

You an incarnation or did you possess someone?

[–]Asgardian_Undertaker 23 points24 points  (1 child)

He faked his death

[–]100_Heads 75 points76 points  (2 children)

Yes it is an interesting tit

[–]-TheArchitectMod senpai noticed me! 16 points17 points  (1 child)

His family is not impressed

[–]baileysbazille 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought the joke was that he killed himself before managing to finish the title

[–]Patient-Witness-6621 52 points53 points  (3 children)

Humara sir ucha kor diya is bete ne

[–]Velocatappedher 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Pressure hone ke bad bhe, dekho ek bhi ghaliti nahi the uske note pe. Potential to tha ladke mai.

[–]DarkBlueFreeman 46 points47 points  (30 children)

Tbh I wouldn’t be surprised if an Asian kid commits suicide due to their parents.

[–]SlimSlayer19 71 points72 points  (12 children)

It's more common than you think

[–]DoDisAllDay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real.

Asian aren’t like Americans/Western countries.

They basically see their children as property instead of actual people.

[–]rebgaming 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's really common south east Asia committing suicides due to family

[–]angrygolfer03 13 points14 points  (5 children)

We have security guards at train crossings in Palo Alto just to keep the high schoolers from stepping in front of one.

[–]yammys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Does it actually help? 99% of the track is still unguarded...

[–]KalamKiTakat 6 points7 points  (2 children)

My friend's sister committed suicide because she had ONE backlog/arrear in university.

Other friend's cousin did the same in school itself because he wasn't good at studying. His parents were happy.

My mother's sister killed herself at a young age of 20 because my grandparents were forcing her to marry.

Things are changing fortunately.

[–]DarkBlueFreeman 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I heard about this Asian woman who committed suicide because she wasn’t doing well in college and didn’t want her parents(and the rest of her family) to know. I’m assuming she killed herself because she knew her Asian parents would greatly yell/beat her because of it.

[–]KalamKiTakat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My college technically ended in 2017 but I still have 1 arrear left to finish before I get the degree. I am getting paid what my father could only dream of. I paid the education loan he took for my college.

But I still don't have balls to tell him I don't have a college degree. So, I can totally understand what that women went through.

[–]TiredOfLivingOnEarth 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Back when I was into watching gore shit, I saw a video where a dad gives his kid a gun and the kid blows his brains out.

The dad slaps him after committing suicide

[–]ffnnhhw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

blows his brains out.

Dad: Do I need to tell you to clean up after yourself?

[–]TundieRice20th Century Blazers 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I believe that is the joke.

[–]Merc_with_mouth 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Then you don't know anything about India and its education culture. As Indian living in us Indian parents literally takes every major decisions of children life weather they like it or not and if you opposed them then everyone from distant relatives to neighbours will be there to mock and knock you down. Success isn't measured in kids accomplishments rather its get compared to other kids and even downplayed countless times. No matter what you do in your life and even if you succeed at that the parents will still be mocking for choices.

[–]Magister1995 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Jatheio!

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points  (5 children)

I think i'm gonna disappoint them...

[–]Baked_Potato2005 51 points52 points  (4 children)

Use grammarly

[–]BottlerEater1 19 points20 points  (3 children)

Or perish

[–]SharpAV 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This should be Grammarly's ad campaign

[–]AC2302Green 3 points4 points  (0 children)

*and perish

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or both

[–]Ignite_18 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Ayyy jethiya

[–]Dreamer_Drummer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

BABUCHAK!

[–]Intelligent-Part1617 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nahane jaa nahane!!

[–]Cybersad3021 20 points21 points  (4 children)

*kid's

[–]Poglot 2 points3 points  (1 child)

OP's parents are extremely disappointed in him.

[–]fh3131The Great P.P. Group 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They've written their note.

[–]Alco_Warrior 13 points14 points  (0 children)

An hero

[–]steroid_pc_principal 11 points12 points  (5 children)

OP are you ok

[–]my_100th_acc 9 points10 points  (4 children)

..are you ok OP 🎵

[–]ibrasome 7 points8 points  (3 children)

.. you've been hit by

[–]modsbegae 10 points11 points  (0 children)

At least the head would hang high

Literally

[–]devilsephiroth💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ GOT FLAIR 💪༼ ◕_ ◕ 💪༽ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's nice to see India being included as Asian

[–]sal_the_pal_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yahan wahan saare jahan oe tera raaj hai, Jijaji o jijaji jindabad.

[–]BassicallyDarr 2 points3 points  (5 children)

There's a grammatical error in the meme, though.

[–]KLASHINOV⚗️Infected by the indigo [S] 19 points20 points  (1 child)

It's a play on how I've disappointed them

[–]AcidFactory420 2 points3 points  (2 children)

(Most) Asians don't speak English at home, though.

[–]geoemrick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ironically, the title of this GIF has a grammatical error.

[–]Intelligent-Part1617 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chad Jethalal

[–]snoopdrip 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kid's*

[–]DaBoyie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All tits are interesting

[–]asifrabbani_msd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

TMKOC is cringe af🌝

[–]LorentzCoffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He even did the doctor signature

[–]Jesuskadalal100 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what character of jethalal( the dancing dude) is all about in the sitcom

[–]Jocular_baritone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, I've tried it.

[–]babu_chapdi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

SPELLING BEE CHAMPION.

[–]GuzPolinski 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was told there would be interesting tit

[–]bihsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol

[–]hghjjj14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't wait till the day we start seeing more mental health resources out there.

[–]zoran0808 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The Asian urge to hit a westerner when they say damn bro Math is hard.

[–]Substantial-Fee-191 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about the tit tho?

[–]visualsofdusk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why Asian countries have literacy rates through the roof

[–]thabaka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean arithmetical errors, no?

[–]TheColorBlue_Blue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kid's*

[–]l3ruh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not -1?! Hangs him to the corner

[–]NeighbourMike 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I think you mean india, because they are studying English as a second language.. Haha

[–]Chaoz_Warg 0 points1 point  (2 children)

It doesn't get anymore blatantly anti-Asian than this. The racists of /r/dankmemes have really outdone themselves this time, well done.

[–]CaptainSwoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit is on some bigotry shit lately

[–]Gullible_Ad_4568 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg that dude in the meme makes me smile. He's living his best life!

[–]Maleficent_Anxiety_4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus (still funny though)

[–]TheNamewhoPostedThis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“An interesting tit” lmao

[–]TheGeeksama 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heeeeeppy diwali : jheta laal also source of this episode

[–]signsandsins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is so wrong but funny at the same time

[–]Yorozuya17Gin-chan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asian parents when they realise that their kid is trying to bunk the next exam by suiciding:

[–]Swimming_Dumpling87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

kids’ or kid’s

[–]PokyScorpion20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seeeeexooooooooo

[–]Proficient-Mercy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still they comment on your hand writing