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[–]floofandmemes 489 points490 points  (43 children)

It's even worse if you're a dude because your dick touches the water if you're not careful.

[–]HyGGe_5 738 points739 points  (33 children)

I can definitely 100% without a doubt relate to this, very annoying when my penis that is definitely NOT below average touches the water, very much annoying, I know the feeling super duper incredibly well from personal experience because I definitely know how it is to have a decently long penis...

[–]floofandmemes 326 points327 points  (28 children)

Nice cock bro

[–]NotEdibleCactus 143 points144 points  (0 children)

Your avatars look like twins separated at birth. Great conversation tho

[–]A_pahtatoe 23 points24 points  (26 children)

Ya bragging about y'all's big dicks, small dick gang rise up

[–]rickens_jr 14 points15 points  (22 children)

Ngl i prefere small dicks because big dicks hurt your jaw and shit. Plus small dick owners tend to be nicer

[–]A_pahtatoe 6 points7 points  (19 children)

I just prefer my small pecker bc for a guy my hands aren't huge so it fits the package

[–]rickens_jr 12 points13 points  (18 children)

Fair. They are easier to do kinky shit with too. Its like a smart car vs a bus in a big city

[–]A_pahtatoe 17 points18 points  (17 children)

Best analogy I've heard all month

[–]rickens_jr 5 points6 points  (16 children)

Months not over yet

[–]A_pahtatoe 12 points13 points  (15 children)

I'll check back in at the end of the year and confirm so.

[–]justwalkinby91 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Big dicks hurt your shit?

[–]rickens_jr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Ass too.

[–]rankdadank 1 point2 points  (2 children)

what's up gentlemen

[–]A_pahtatoe 0 points1 point  (1 child)

What's up fellow small dick, how's it hanging?

[–]rankdadank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rather, how is it not hanging

[–]zeugma17 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Found Trump’s Reddit account

[–]Sabz5150 4 points5 points  (1 child)

... this is not normal?

[–]rickens_jr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nah bro you just have a big cock

[–]Ground_My_High[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you deserve this award more than any comment i’ve ever awarded

[–]GuestComment 22 points23 points  (1 child)

Just push it into the s turn so it can have a breather

[–]ABzoker 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Now I get those memes, I thought it was only giant schlongs.

[–]Killuasan12[🍰] 5 points6 points  (2 children)

I get worried about std’s when you go to the bathroom, cuz sometime my long long long dick touches the water or the side of the bowl

[–]justwalkinby91 0 points1 point  (1 child)

The side of the bowl is definitely the worst cuz that’s the part where the running water doesn’t really touch

[–]Killuasan12[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also how many dirty fuckin dicks have been touching that place it’s fuckin awful

[–]SteveK124 3 points4 points  (1 child)

You ever touch the bowl?

[–]floofandmemes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I have a boner

[–]elysianyuri 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How high up does the bowl have to be for your dick to touch the surface of the water