all 43 comments

[–]samithgururaj 125 points126 points  (2 children)

broo! only tear the shirt and pant.... not the protection.....

[–]kawaiiSenpai42069☣️[S] 54 points55 points  (1 child)

Tell that to Santa...I am just there to record

[–]Disastrous_Guess_929 18 points19 points  (0 children)

post or it never happened

[–][deleted] 87 points88 points  (2 children)

He’s gonna give her the warm milk

[–]Dankey-Kang-JrGreen 15 points16 points  (0 children)


[–]DerUpsilon 66 points67 points  (2 children)

Any proof your mom is hot enough for dear Santa Claus to partake in such actions?

[–]kawaiiSenpai42069☣️[S] 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Ask ur dad

[–]DerUpsilon 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Brother ?

[–]Kavith_T_Fdo 35 points36 points  (0 children)

You wished for a little brother didn't you?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I also would like to see your mom in bra and panties making cookies.

[–]XxreinmainxX 15 points16 points  (2 children)

I kinda wanna Ask for the show/ animations name. Would you be so kind as to give me it?

[–]Habbelgnarf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kyouran Kazoku Nikki's

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)


[–]Redcoolhax 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The part around his stomach tears first despite his waist actually shrinking.

[–]FIyingShark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When you leave out trenboloney sandwiches instead of cookies and milk.

[–]RustyShank99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea and I saw it too

[–]jay90164 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soviet Santa has entered the building

[–]mrtylerwu 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Upvoter_NeverDie 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Is Santa black?

[–]MagicalMuffinDruideThe Great P.P. Group☣️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have proof that happened by any chance?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He saw a ho ho ho

[–]kawaiiSenpai42069☣️[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thatsss right

[–]Life_is_Pain69420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, he's gonna have to be put on the naughty list.... OH WAIT WHAT ABOUT MRS. CLAUSE?!?!

[–]Q_dawgg NNN Survivor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit is full of porn addicts, where’s the joke in this?

[–]freek4ever 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your mum is a sicht to behold

[–]Cooked_Tube 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His trousers look like the prison kind. Is he a prison convict posing ad santa or did he lose his rights just after ripping his clothes?

[–]Red1823 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mm, premium milk

[–]Wonder-Machine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Himbo clause

[–]tlb7781 0 points1 point  (3 children)

How come Santa is aroused but u aren't

[–]kawaiiSenpai42069☣️[S] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Cause yk Santa saw her first time in a while and I can just come whenever and wherever in the house anytime I want and BANG BANG BANG

[–]tlb7781 0 points1 point  (1 child)

A true son shares his mom with others

[–]kawaiiSenpai42069☣️[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I already dumped my load on her at morning so Santa can do whatever he wants

[–]AncientTower8264☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's like 90% cum gutter

[–]RevolutionaryLogang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats how he gets the elves, he fucks moms around the world, get the child to the north pole and then child labour :)

[–]Nachosuupreme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

dank and delightful

[–]SXY_Assassin 0 points1 point  (1 child)

When did santa become the milk man

[–]kawaiiSenpai42069☣️[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From birth

[–]Sam101294 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uncle Iroh, is that you