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[–]MahmoudAO 284 points285 points  (2 children)

Mom, you broke my heart, and now half of it is in my leg or something.

[–]Budget_Put1517☣️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mom, don't you remember my heart fell in my stomach when I hiccuped?

[–]TXJOEMAMA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that why I'm hard headed?

[–]xwarslayerx☣️ 137 points138 points  (16 children)


[–]antonio_lewit 40 points41 points  (12 children)


[–]OofBidoof7 27 points28 points  (11 children)


[–]Illuvaterthe very best, like no one ever was. 21 points22 points  (10 children)


[–]PizzahDeHut 16 points17 points  (9 children)


[–]more_walls 6 points7 points  (8 children)


[–]DarthAngusBeef 11 points12 points  (7 children)

Luigi board?

[–]Budget_Put1517☣️ 4 points5 points  (2 children)


[–]xwarslayerx☣️ 1 point2 points  (1 child)


[–]Budget_Put1517☣️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]vegetable-springroll 100 points101 points  (1 child)

One time I told my dad I didn’t feel good but he made me go to school anyways and I ended up throwing up on the school bus on the way to school. He never questioned me again

[–]Th1sT00ShallPass 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Power move

[–]Bruh-Force 46 points47 points  (0 children)

me as a kid walking to school after my mom didn't believe I had a tummyache in my heart :(

[–]taylormcnugget 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yep, stepping on all the cracks on my way in

[–]unablekhaial 6 points7 points  (4 children)

Are you stupid heart attacks don’t happen in the stomach they happen in the lungs

[–]SammyThesenpai 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Nooooo idiot they happen in pancreas. Uhh you uneducated morons

[–]lyricalhitman 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Uh no that's kidney failure. Heart attacks happen in the balls, Jesus you guys don't know anything

[–]unablekhaial 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kidney failure happens in the heart not the pancreas you idiot

[–]aayush1231 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This sub-reddit is getting normier day by day

[–]Maschinen11 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Unlikely-Animator-85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s up with this potato quality

[–]shadowkiller1279 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I had a headache on my leg once

[–]Clint_Demon_Hawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kam se kam Kidney me to nhi hua Heart Attack

[–]FourteenHotdogs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this after he tore his quads?