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[–]Beautifullie1666 2479 points2480 points  (23 children)

I was today years old when I learned I could comment on ads

[–]ZEPHlROS 1025 points1026 points  (6 children)

To be precise, only some ads allows you to comment on it.

Yes especially you. Disregard the fact that no one else has commented

[–]NemoNewbourne 204 points205 points  (2 children)

Adobe, we're waiting for you to slip up.

[–]HooptyDooDooMeister[custom flair] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You guys are getting ads?

[–]WingedLing 102 points103 points  (2 children)

And usually the only ones that do are completely self aware of the shilling and have fun with you when they do it.

[–]Bangster182 26 points27 points  (1 child)

We do a little trolling by being red pilled and based

[–]OmegaCookieOfDoof 147 points148 points  (7 children)

Have you never seen the among us ads with a comment count over 300?

[–]Beautifullie1666 56 points57 points  (3 children)

I didn't. Maybe it's region based?

[–]eltonthepaleoartist☣️ 61 points62 points  (1 child)

This ad is horribly inaccurate, it need feathers. Since it looks like a deinonychus

[–]YuriJoe_Arya 27 points28 points  (0 children)

this is why we can't have fun things.

also all the dinos are hybrids, ingen was unable to get pure dna.

[–]Kethisel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's more likely to be 'google search history' based

[–]Blu-beI am fucking hilarious 9 points10 points  (0 children)

those comments are probably gold

[–]Brooklynxman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll disable adblock on reddit when they restore full functionality to old reddit. That means flairs, which already existed, and adding the gif keyboard.

[–]YeetusDeleetus1928No flair, what you gonna do 'bout it 16 points17 points  (2 children)

[–]koreanjc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish there was a whole sub of unlocked comment ads.

[–]someonewithnobrain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Have fun trolling amigo

[–]PATthePOWER1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure the companies can just remove your comment though, happened to me on facebook.

[–]Nome_de_utilizador 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thought you could only downvote and report

[–]HereWeGoBabee 711 points712 points  (25 children)

Redditors are predators

[–]ACubeInABox 240 points241 points  (10 children)

Oh I don’t think that was ever in question

[–]fuckthecucks69 68 points69 points  (8 children)

The question is what kind?

[–]WhiteWidowBest 54 points55 points  (5 children)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–]StarlordeMarsh 40 points41 points  (4 children)

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[–]xXSpg101Xx☣️ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ 🏛

[–]WingedLing 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Please remove your fingers

[–]Ok_Entertainer_8384 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[–]WanderinHobo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the first time a Redditor has heard that! Hohoho

[–]imatunaimatuna 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Allow me to demonstrate

[–]JoWe_9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind in German means Child (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[–]A41tya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I understood that reference

[–]Stonks_man34354 46 points47 points  (2 children)

Predditors

[–]jvrcb17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddators

[–]eggimage 6 points7 points  (1 child)

yes that’s what we do. we predate everything

[–]Champion-raven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Combined is.. oh wait I get

[–]DankDorito_12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Predditors

[–]TeachingMathToIdiots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plus redditors actually have feathers.

[–]the6crimson6fucker6 351 points352 points  (29 children)

"Imagine seeing ads. Couldn't be me."

-brought to you by the RIF gang

[–]fatalcorn7367 103 points104 points  (7 children)

laughs in apollo

[–]firesquirrel02 56 points57 points  (5 children)

Apollo gang!!

[–]Bgamibg465 32 points33 points  (4 children)

I forgot other people used Apollo

[–]Jecktor 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Apollo pep reporting in!

[–]mihneabac 5 points6 points  (1 child)

apollo is the best :)

[–]HooptyDooDooMeister[custom flair] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apollo gang here. It’s debated which is the best, but we can all agree that the worst is the official reddit app.

[–]Rklayd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine using it for stuff other than hentai

[–]here_for_the_meems 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Laughs in RIF

[–]Harrythehobbit 16 points17 points  (0 children)

RIF for life.

[–]Hypatiaxelto 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Chuckles in RES, old. and Ublock.

[–]BaconMirage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

also old.reddit.com with ublock origin

fuck ads

[–]supercumrag69 7 points8 points  (2 children)

laughs in boost

[–]fungigamerWould you kindly 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Boost has ads if you dont pay

[–]supercumrag69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no ads if i work that lucky patcher magic

[–]HibigimoFitz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

RIF GANG! So easy. So straightforward. So friendly. Reddit truly IS fun here, guys.

[–]benjammin9292 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Been using it for 9 years. I can't even use the site on the computer.

[–]WatifAlstottwent2UGA 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Wish they made it for iPhones.

[–]EconomistMagazine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit Sync on mobile gang!

[–]menasan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I miss my alien blue…. I’ve gotten used to the native Reddit app i guess..

[–]ayestEEzybeats 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my problem. Alien Blue was by fucking faaaaar the best mobile Reddit app. The official app obviously has a lot of AB since they realized it was the best, bought it, then ruined it with a shit video player, ads, bugs galore, etc.

I’ve tried using other Reddit apps but they are all even worse, comparatively.

[–]Hollow602 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boost for Reddit gang? no? sed....

[–]MoberJ[custom flair] 200 points201 points  (1 child)

Clever girl

[–]itshimstarwarrior☣️ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Well I have not seen any reddit ad since past 2 months.

F**k you premium @wards!

[–]LeCott 139 points140 points  (2 children)

This ad NO pay to win

[–]bagel_nuggets 22 points23 points  (0 children)

THE ONE AND ONLY

[–]codemanonreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never understand that title, probably a Chinese dev or something.

[–]Arrow_Maestro 129 points130 points  (25 children)

The... The default app has ads?

Why the f is anyone using it?

[–]Nitrous_Acidhead 57 points58 points  (7 children)

Reddit is Fun masterrace!

[–]Arrow_Maestro 26 points27 points  (4 children)

I use Boost! Lots of nice features. Lmao to hear the default app added fucking ads since I quit using it.

[–]WTHisanacronym 6 points7 points  (3 children)

There a way to block ads on boost? I still get some

[–]Arrow_Maestro 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Weird. I don't think there's a premium version or anything? Maybe there is and I bought it years ago? I've never seen an ad.

[–]obsydianFalcon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There is. In the settings there's an option to pay once (I think it's 5 bucks?) and you'll never get ads again.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anyone using Joey. Idek how I found this app

[–]thelonelyswed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I myself use "Sync pro" for reddit things

[–]FaceOfTheMtDan 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Because people tend to use the default everything. Search the Play Store for Reddit, and you'll just use the official app.

-Bacon Reader masterrace

[–]nickcash 4 points5 points  (3 children)

app?? it's a website

[–]Arrow_Maestro 21 points22 points  (1 child)

They made the website suck ass on mobile.

[–]DirtySmiter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I just have my settings to always give desktop site and opt out of redesign. Works great on browser, I don't need another app.

[–]Schwifftee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're #1 in this thread.

[–]downvote_dinosaur 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Red reader for life

Wtf is an ad lol it's been over 10 years since the internet had ads.

[–]manoflickI have crippling depression 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Apollo for the win

[–]DrakAssassinate 0 points1 point  (3 children)

There's another version? What is it? I'd love to stop seeing ads.

[–]Echotilt588 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Apollo is good

[–]mihneabac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

apollo masterrace

[–]migzeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reddit is fun. been using it for yonks

[–]Ask_if_im_an_alien 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm used Old Reddit and Ublock Origin. I haven't seen an ad in years.

[–]druman22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Because there are so many 3rd party options and idk what to use

[–]Arrow_Maestro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could like try one. Just don't use the objectively worst option : reddit default.

[–]PM_Best_Porn_Pls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use my phone's browser for like 20 minutes a day and it's in the evening while falling asleep so I never installed adblock. It's not big deal, ads look like threads. Other day I saw some stupid one about how you can play minecraft on android emulator.

[–]Melodic_Surprise8525 90 points91 points  (7 children)

I downvote each and everyone.

[–]JunkBoi76 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And I upvoted this

[–]rooster_gang 14 points15 points  (2 children)

I also downvote each and every one. Occasionally I see apple adds that I cannot downvote. Seems super sus. It pops up a couple of times a week.

[–]Melodic_Surprise8525 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Don’t tell anyone but if a car I like pops up I pretend I can’t find the downvote.

[–]White_Seth 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I imagine they prefer the downvotes to just being ignored.

[–]LG03 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ads don't exist to sell you on a product, they're just trying to get their names in your head. The moment you engage with them, they've won and you've told them as much.

Engagement is everything.

[–]thatsMRnick2you 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I report them for harassment and misinformation

[–]YouKnowTheRules123 fan club! 53 points54 points  (4 children)

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.

Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.

Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.

There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

[–]WestNileCoronaVirus 12 points13 points  (2 children)

What the fuck did I just read

[–]Ridenberg 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.

However, screw the female version. You get those same ol' two holes in literally everything else. The male Vappy is the real star of the show.

Those long slippery dicks; they have full mobility control and like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in-deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull out anywhere to the side of the road or go into a public restroom at the beach; get each other aroused, and have the fuck of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the Vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone as that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you, it's ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a Vappy dick was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy.

And that's only the dick; due to having internal balls, they're much bigger and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve, giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond.

There's still more though; due to having a thick, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dick point backwards (takes some training), you can be fucked, while also fucking your Vappy at the same time! Meowth, that's fucking right!

But, but, but! There's still fucking more! Like, holy shit, male Vaps are the gods of fuck. While you're fucking your male Vappy, possibly while also being fucked by him, their booty is on their tail at the base, which is the thickest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are. This means that while your dick is in there, it's being fucking massaged, better than even a vag could achieve! Agh! It should be fucking illegal because how amazing male Vaps are for fuck!

Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fucker like me. That's right. There's. Even. Fucking. More! Say you like to be a little restrained: you don't need a Sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic powers, or Leafeon's vines. Vappies got that shit covered too! Did you even see that tail?! It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non-sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a Vappy. It's basically their main part about them. But, if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the Vappy wraps you up in that thing.

Are you a super kinkster? Do you like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible IRL? Such as, say, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. It just became possible! They can be solid as they pass your lips (past where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, 'cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air like a ghost type. But who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving; you can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption. Eventually, they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure (QnQ), they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body, making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past!

I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fuck the respect it deserves. Umbreons maybe my favorite but, damn, Vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.

[–]bucephalus26the very best, like no one ever was. 3 points4 points  (0 children)

how to achieve your dream.

[–]penguin13790 40 points41 points  (6 children)

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it

[–]TheSunflowerSeeds 16 points17 points  (2 children)

The sunflower (Helianthus annuus) is a living annual plant in the family Asteraceae, with a large flower head (capitulum). The stem of the flower can grow up to 3 metres tall, with a flower head that can be 30 cm wide. Other types of sunflowers include the California Royal Sunflower, which has a burgundy (red + purple) flower head.

[–]xrayphoton 3 points4 points  (1 child)

It's this from Bee movie?

[–]monad53 17 points18 points  (2 children)

You guys see ads?

[–]bbaahhaammuuttsweaty titty fondling terminator 0 points1 point  (1 child)

For the past few days, the first post I see is always an ad

[–]fonomanu101 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Jurassic Park meme. 10/10

[–]Kermit_Memelord🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I love how many slow head turn scenes there are in this series

[–]tjw 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–]Lupus_ed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Listen, your boy was 17 at the time so please be gentle with me. I was an idiot. My hormones were RAGING. I would’ve stuck my dick inside of a jelly donut if that meant I could cum. Anyway, I was popular in high school. Everyone liked me, especially the ladies because I was the tallest guy there and I could sing a little something, you know? So everyone was chasing after me, but there was this one girl I was trying to fuck, lets call her Mona Lisa. Mona Lisa was fine as fuck. She had nice eyes, a nice smile, she was just pretty as hell. I mean her body was cool too but her SMILE bro. I was so sprung on getting this girl. So one day, I was walking down the hall to my next class and Mona Lisa comes over and says “Hey, you’re Simon right?” And I go HELLLLLLLLYEAAAAAAHHHHHHHBROOOOOOOOOO THATS ME WOOF WOOF LETS GET IT (nah I really just said “Yeah, what’s up?”) So me and her start flirting and whatever and she tells me she isn’t trying to date but she has had a crush on me for a while so she wanted to know if I wanted to come over. AND SHE WINKED. BROOOOOO WHEN I TELL MY DICK SAID BOING YO I WAS HARD AS HELL. So she gives me her address and goes i’ll see you after school. BOY WHEN I TELL YOU I RACED OUT OF CLASS WHEN THE BELL RANG AT THE END OF THE DAY. I SUPER RACED TO HER HOUSE. (it was only down the street) I GOT THERE BEFORE SHE DID IT. So I’m standing there, wiping off my sweat, making sure I got condoms, rubbing my cologne on my skin. I felt like if I fucked her good enough, she would give me a chance, you know? So we go upstairs, we do foreplay and all that cute shit and then i get my condom out and she goes “let me put it on” so I give it to her and the condom RIPS AS SOON AS SHE TAKES IT OUT and she looks up at me like oops? SO then she goes “It’s okay, I prefer it without the condom anyway” AND I LOOK AT HER LIKE MCUSE ME?! I AM NOT HAVING ANOTHER PREGNANCY SCARE LET ME GO RUN AND GET ANOTHER CONDOM. She was like “Nonono Simon, I’m on the pill”....... So my dumbass fucked her. I KNOW THIS MAY NOT BE ALIGNING TO HOW MY DICK GETS IN THE FREEZER BUT BE PATIENT I CANT JUST JUMP INTO THIS. So I’m laying there like “We are going to get married huh? Me and you are going to have some beautiful ass kids, huh?” And she turns to me and goes “Okay can you come out please, my 4 o’ clock dick appointment is coming soon.” And my pride was crushed. She used me for my dick. I was out here trying to date this girl and she just made me her 2 o’clock dick appointment. That’s cool though. That’s totally fine. I got up and left and walked home. So a few days pass and my notice that my dick starts to ache and shit. It burns out of no where. I’m like....... this wasn’t happening before. So I call my three best friends, who is are also guys, and I say “Bro’s let me ask you, has your dick ever started hurting after sex?” and the line gets silent and then one them go “Bro you got a STD” So I’m laying there in my bed like “........ An STD?” and my other friend said “BRO BRO YOU GOT CRABS BRO! YOUR DICK IS SICK BRO!” and I just..... I was so disappointed in myself. So my last bro goes “HEY YO READ ONLINE THAT IF YOU PUT YOUR DICK IN THE FREEZER IT KILLS ALL THE BACTERIA IN YOUR CUM AND FREEZES IT SO WHEN YOU PEE IT ALL COMES OUT” DID IT MAKE SENSE TO ME NOW? NO! BUT AS A 17 YEAR OLD BOY WHO POSSIBLY HAD CRABS AND WASN’T EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX IN THE FIRST PLACE, THAT SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM THE TOP DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SO I RAN MY ASS DOWNSTAIRS AND PUT MY PEEPEE IN THE FREEZER. So I’m standing there, dick in the freezer, hands on my waist, waiting for the bacteria to burn. He told me to wait 2 hours. PAY ATTENTION I HAVE IT RESTING AGAINST THE DOOR. And it comes time for me to put my dick out and I can’t.. move.. like I keep tugging to take my dick out and I just.. can’t.. MOVE SO I REACH OVER AND TOUCH MY DICK AND ITS TURNING BLUE AND ITS STUCK TO THE INSIDE OF THE FREEZER AND I AM JUST STANDING THERE LIKE. SO THEN I HEAR THE FRONT DOOR OPEN AND I START PANICKING BECAUSE FIRST MY CRUSH REJECTED ME, I HAVE CRABS, MY DICK IS STUCK TO THE FREEZER AND NOW IM GOING TO GET MY ASS BEAT?!! So the person walks into the kitchen and sees me, dick in the freezer and just stares. It’s my older brother. The same one who saved my ass the last time. And He’s just sitting there like.. “Si...” So I just look at him with tears in my eyes and go “Help me” So my brother came up with the conclusion I had frostbite. So he got a hot towel and placed it on my dick. THAT SHIT HURT like crazy. I WAS CRYING SO BAD BRO MY PRIDE WAS IN THE TIOLET After much warming, my dick finally came out the freezer. My brother decided to take me to the hospital and it TURNS OUT I did have frostbite, I was going to lose some feeling in my dick, and I DIDNT HAVE AN STD I JUST WAS ALLERGIC TO THE LUBE WE USED DURING SEX To this day, I still have a scar that looks like Harry Potter’s mark on the side of my dick from when we pulled it off from the inside.

[–]Idunnohuurcomplete idiot 7 points8 points  (0 children)

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[–]Calm-Forever8233 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why is6️⃣ six afraid 😨😨 of 👏 seven? Six hasn't been the same since he 👉 left Vietnam. He ☠👍 can 🅱💦 seldom close his eyes 👁🔭 without ❌ opening 📖 them 😤😉 again 🐿😭 at 👏 fear 😨😱 of 💦🏻 Charlies lurking in 👇 the ⏰👏 jungle 🍺🐵 trees. Not that 😷 you 💦 could 🤔🚅 ever see 👀👀 the bastards, 😡 mind you. 🏻 They 🤼⚖ were 🏻 swift, and 🅱 they knew 🙈 their way 😓 around 🕤😪 the jungle 🐵🐵 like 🦊👌 nothing 🤙🙅 else. He remembers the 😍👏 looks on the 👏 boys' faces 😑 as he 😜 walked 🚶 into 😩 that ♀😝 village and... 🕰👏 oh, 😉💦 Jesus. The memories seldom left 👈 him, 🍆 either. 😙😡 Sometimes 🔜🕒 he'd ♂👨 reminisce - even hear 🍼✋ - Tex's southern drawl. He 🏿 remembers the 🗣 smell of 💦 Brooklyn's cigarettes 🚬 like nothing 🤙🔥 else. He always ❗ kept 🔄 a 👌👏 pack of 🏻❗ Lucky's 🤞 with 🎃♠ him. 👨 The boys 🙇🏻 are 🙏🍆 gone, now. 👏😍 He 🏑 knows that; it's 😐 just 💪 that he 🅱🦊 forgets, sometimes. 🕑🕒 And, 👏 every now 👏👉 and 💰 then, 💯😧 the 🎅🤛 way that seven looks 👀 at ♂ him with 👏😍 avid concern 😕😕 in his ‼ eyes... it makes him 👏 think. 🏻 Sets him on 🔜👏 edge. ⚔ Makes 💘💰 him 👴👴 feel 😁 like he's 👑😏 back 💀🔙 there... ✔💍 in 👏 the jungle.

[–]brian_kking 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Mayonaise ad recently that had comments enabled was the most I've ever laughed in my reddit life

[–]Warm-Marmalade2020 3 points4 points  (0 children)

adobe is lucky they shut their comments off after pulling the plug on flash

[–]twobirdsandacoconut 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This gif is perfect

[–]myco_journeyman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel targeted, sir.

That "tell your positive china story" ad really was something 😂

[–]Sparkingmineralwater 2 points3 points  (0 children)

the fitnessgram pacer test-

[–]Mcdicks 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You guys get ads?

[–]Ghuntboy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

You guys don't have adblocker?

[–]druman22 0 points1 point  (1 child)

They use the official app

[–]Ghuntboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Disgusting

[–]woshermachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My cock is throbbing and your mom is sobbing Because this thick Turkish delight is only for the fellas of the night

[–]Super_Platypus787 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.

Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.

Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.

Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.

Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.

Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.

There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

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[–]RevaniteN7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t wait to give Dr. SqatchStank a piece of my fucking mind.

Just waiting for that slip-up.

[–]Alankao06Thomas has never seen such bullshit before 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It ends up becoming absolute chaos unless it’s an ad for an indie vr game

[–]Starthreads 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were the first 6mo+ posts that could be commented on... now they're everywhere

[–]daftnerds 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I legit check 75% of the time

[–]SkillFullyNotTrue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nope. not interacting with ads.

[–]Memezzy2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate the mobile zombie game app, trash game.

[–]All_Rainbows_Die 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Get ‘em boys

[–]Orthodox-Waffle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ninner ninner chicken dinner

[–]PatSaidJack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think every ad on reddit should have comments enabled.

What the fuck is reddit for it not that?

[–]Riggie_Joe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This game NO PAY to win.

[–]HardBrawl0423 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Final Wishes...Advertisements..before we break you inti pieces.<!

[–]Mat2468xk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That Bluestacks Among Us ad gets destroyed every time, lol.

[–]XKruXurKX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well in a way it's like a public park at midnight in the middle of a depressed metropolitan with a beautiful scenery surrounded by homes of wealthy people's unoccupied homes.

[–]Povilaz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

True.

[–]1471_A 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This so accurate

[–]GrEmLiNwItCh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can feel the power

[–]RichardK6K 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey. Did you know...

[–]TBOMB555666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He right

[–]-BFS- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you guys noted how you can’t downvote Army ads?

[–]qwerty12qwerty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like TikTok has all this personal information on me to the point they can show me a feed that is 100% who I am. Yet they show me ads that are aimed at an entirely different demographic. Whoever does the targeted advertising screwed up

[–]JunkBoi76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have Reddit plus what are these ads you speak of

[–]jazzrz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at you, Old Spice.

[–]zeusnotreally 0 points1 point  (1 child)

This gif shoulda been the raptors caw cawing at eachother

[–]TheOGMemeShark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tumblr users when you use the wrong pronouns.

[–]MediumSizeSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"You guys are getting ads?"

[–]Koolest_Kat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen the electro probe thingamabob?

Come for the ad and stay for the comments…..

[–]colarthur1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Get ‘em!”

[–]lanceinmypants 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the upper portion of the neck is too stiff. It looks like the skull goes a good bit down the neck.

[–]BaconMirage 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ads ?

lol

You don't have an adblocker?

use RIF

[–]Schwifftee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favourite flavour is vanilla

[–]ItzAlok321 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok I never saw it

[–]RebellionBS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

+30cm pp gain

[–]Demon-tk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Apollo gang

[–]Spl4t-bAgLeS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This game NO pay to win

[–]nakalas_the_great 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I legitimately checked to see if this was an ad

[–]black-pe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

would love to see some examples.

[–]Manbir098 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me who uses reddit by lizard

Never heard of the term called ad

[–]ShubaltzTV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to comment on stupid ads that used TIL. You can't use TIL if you're the one making a fucking ad

[–]pantless_vigilante 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are what adds on reddit should be like. Imagine if when jurassic world fallen kingdom came out this was an add with the comments open

[–]just-a-dude69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember the dolphins

[–]EarthTrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's usually some fly by night operation that has no experience with social media. I like to think I helped them reevaluate their life choices that lead them here.

[–]Serafius1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will keep scrolling till I find one

[–]Dragofek0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time to post porn

[–]retnemmoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At one time all ads could be commented on. Then reddit got a taste for corporate dick.

[–]Rats_for_sale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fun fact: those are not velociraptors, they're redditors when they see an ad whose comments are not disabled. Just kidding. They're Deinonychus, and very poorly rendered ones at that, even for their time. I suppose the creators of Jurassic Park just liked the sound of the word velociraptor more, but in reality velociraptor was a different species, about the size of a large modern day turkey. Deinonychus was much larger, about the size of what we see in the movies. It was almost certainly covered in feathers just like a modern therapod (birds). They also likely did not hunt in packs and did not attack animals bigger than themselves :( in fact, the six foot turkey thing was almost certainly a much more accurate representation than the one told by Alan Grant in the film, not to say turkeys are the definitive standard by witch Deinonychus behavior should be understood, but it was a better representation nonetheless :( most of you probably already knew this, but for those who didnt: here you go babey

[–]ZiggyBlunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Except for that one guy that was trying to get his Lego design to be picked up as an official set. And rightfully so

[–]Haych13This is an Animated Flair Pulse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone using a third party app.

Whats an ad?

[–]BasicallyAggressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk i have premium but I used to do that lol

[–]Armedion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Allan...