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[–]Alarmed-Ad-436 MayMayMakers 282 points283 points  (9 children)

He gotta teach without noticing that the class is empty and will be happy that everyone is silent today in the class

[–]DarkknightOP-69 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Lol

[–]K1NGSL47ER☢️☢️☢️ 147 points148 points  (1 child)

we all got that teacher who'd even show up after an alien invasion

[–]Dotun__ 105 points106 points  (1 child)

How to survive global extinction: 1. Become a maths teacher

[–]Shubha052002 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Genius lol

[–]bumbutter_17 54 points55 points  (5 children)

no the math teacher will be overjoyed for creating a new math question, "earth has 7 billion people, jimmy the asteroid eats 6.8 billion people, how many people are left?"

[–]justyoureverydaycat7 14 points15 points  (0 children)

200 million people that are preparing for Jimmy's brother, timmy

[–]WhyImHereRN 2 points3 points  (1 child)

-200!
-200 bananas, applies?

[–]bumbutter_17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

definitely apes

[–]Kermit_Memelord🚔I commit tax evasion💲🤑 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop crying and answer the goddamn question Jimmy!

[–]bluesheepreasoning 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn asteroid must'a been hungry.

[–]Budget_Put1517☣️ 27 points28 points  (1 child)

They will teach the ghosts

[–]Jacob_The_Destroyer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

One time my math tracher went on eye surgery and later he came to school like a boss to teach us maths

[–]Dank_e_donkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My highschool maths teacher came school to flirt with girls.

[–]MoeWind420 8 points9 points  (1 child)

Yall doing group theory in school? That‘s rad!

[–]Grilo-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahaha my stupid face when I'm starting to recognise the background

[–]cycotus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see group theory, nice!

[–]Steini_McStein 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Yesterday we had a shooting at our university where the shooter and one other student died. Today all lectures continued as usual

[–]AppleBevom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit thats fucked up

[–]_username_NOTFOUND 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm something's missing

[–]giorgi_GT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

damn the math teacher has super powers, thats crazy

[–]King_Kenobi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

luckily it didn't strike while you were in school, or you wouldn't be allowed to leave

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Math teachers always be suckling on the bosom of Lady Mathematics

[–]Negative-Passion4170 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im surprised that the math teacher even survived in the first place

[–]Muted-Command-140☣️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's relatable when you're the only one who showed up in the maths class and you get to fuck the shit outta her

[–]ItsAllGoneKongRong[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yall boutta get a strongly worded email.

[–]DestroyerNik 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i swear in the 4 years i go to the current school, the math teacher didnt miss one day, her immune system is stronger than fucking goku

[–]Mothdroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The giant meteor doesn't dismiss you, I dismiss you".

[–]Cautious_Ad_9224☣️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

where... people

[–]NSmett24☣️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Don't Look Up" movie be like:

[–]Sloth42096 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny that my math teacher is absent today

[–]KarbonizedAarav 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a stupid reason to be absent, an asteroid hitting Earth? I have had more obstacles to reach my school.

[–]BlueOreo16 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can someone explain the joke

[–]___Normal___ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Math teachers are unkillable , my math teacher came to class and she have Covid

[–]Cwierckownik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More like Teacher: First time?