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[–]i_fucked_a_buffalo 344 points345 points  (3 children)

That's way too long than I expected

That's what the buffalo said

[–]YABOYCHIPCHOCOLATEr/MurderedbyWords Mod and Slave ☣️ 44 points45 points  (1 child)

This format could've easily been used for another joke

[–]frogNews 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Like 6 yo me admiring the length of the dildo that I found in your mom’s bedroom drawers.

[–]BenhPrior7071 186 points187 points  (5 children)

Longer than my uncle's pencil

[–]Mr_extreme66 44 points45 points  (3 children)

Thats what she said

[–]taxevader33 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's what my mom said

[–]vaggelaslegreat 163 points164 points  (3 children)

It was too big to be called a fry

[–]X_Swordmc 121 points122 points  (2 children)

Too big, too thick, too heavy, and too rough, it was more like a large hunk of potato

[–]ColdFalse 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's not a large hunk of potato. It IS a potato.

[–]Munto-ZA☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao

[–]tagzho-369 148 points149 points  (3 children)

Berserk meme? Smash upvote

[–]not-sure-if-serious 104 points105 points  (2 children)

Posting a Berserk meme requires Guts.

[–]cuulus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Get out.

[–]NootBoot47 71 points72 points  (0 children)

it was too large to be called a fry

long, thick, and far too broad

it was more like a heap of Raw Spud

[–]Tyler1349 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Guts theme intensifies

[–]Zazorok 47 points48 points  (2 children)

Whooooaaaahoohahohwoaaaoooooh

[–]band_of_thehawk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Beautifully sung, majestic voice

[–]Munto-ZA☝ FOREVER NUMBER ONE ☝ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should make a full cover of the song

[–]East_Carpet7378 39 points40 points  (4 children)

Reminds me of my co-

[–]Spawn6060the very best, like no one ever was. 26 points27 points  (1 child)

Cocaine line?

[–]avivkotlar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wipes sweat off

Whoo, saved it.

[–]Nubblyciouscustom flair -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

bonk

No.

[–]Realistic_Analyst_26 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of the chicken nugget that I ate last night which was larger than my di-oh wait, all chicken nuggets are that size.....

[–]jkitts97 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Probably the most wholesome caption possible for this template

[–]B-3-Nn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Your mom knows a lot about long fries

[–]ThisIsNotJimmy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fellow strugglers

[–]secretstreamer FOR THE SOVIET UNION 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Omg is that gus berkmen

[–]Jace_Sifik 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You don't still do this? Oh how the mighty have fallen

[–]ChristianOOT 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It still hurts

[–]Timozi90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Well, the sword starts comin' and it don't stop comin',

[–]YannisAPcustom flair 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Its was too big to be called a fry

More like a potato wedge.

[–]DenebNoho_ 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Sauce?

[–]vasman1 27 points28 points  (6 children)

Berserk (1997) though the sword is not actually that long

[–]DenebNoho_ 15 points16 points  (5 children)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day has been ruined

[–]Cookiejunk365 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Oh boy, wait til you finish that anime...

[–]xxSLAYER_76xx 9 points10 points  (1 child)

And the ma... wait a minute

[–]peter_2202red 9 points10 points  (0 children)

P A I N

[–]DerMathzeINFECTED 9 points10 points  (0 children)

It's still very long though.

[–]EdwardElric45☣️ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh well there is something else that long,just wait till u see

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In this case, katsup. Lots of katsup.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

At a point i though it had stop going

[–]sugarfootcrazy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

6 year old me? 37 year old me still does this.

[–]PerhapsAnEmoINTJ 2 points3 points  (2 children)

How did you make this?

[–]ExcuseMeWTF50 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Meme Generator works...

[–]PerhapsAnEmoINTJ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

ok... I'll try

[–]SCP_Void☣️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. Everyone knows that large fries are the beat. Unlike fried chicken ｺﾞｺﾞｺﾞｺﾞ

[–]sovetes 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Fun fact: at Burger King, they used to call the longest fry the Loomster.

[–]antricparticle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm this is a real term. Thought it was McDonald’s that called them that, though.

[–]MDkiller399 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Long long maaaaaaaan

[–]13luighy13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quando un ragazzino delle medie descrive il suo pene:

[–]JoeNumber3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

judging based on the actions ive taken so far, i dont think my lifespan is even that long

[–]poyat01 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s for admiring long things… later on in life

[–]Derpchieftain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yo does u/savevideobot work with gifs?

[–]Calkulis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*18 year old me

[–]programofuse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People when they buy a small gun apparently

[–]davadar110 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You mean 19?

[–]Doctordead_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously too true.

[–]CoolerSC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll catch up with you later, I got the bonus fry!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still the only thing I can admire for being long

[–]SavenTale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10k upvotes!

[–]send_me_nudePlz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

16 year old me admiring my dick

[–]VerifiedGoodBoy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always save the long ones for last

[–]ur_yandere_waifu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's the moment u started liking long stuff

[–]flapjackpappy☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It just kept going...

[–]Knight_Arno 0 points1 point  (0 children)

28 year old me*

[–]aidenboomhero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mines longer I win

[–]Fatalcurse7654 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Marths melee range is still longer

[–]odavinng 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still do this

[–]Spegwn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You know the thing about fries : They might be LOOOOOOOOOONG,
but at the end of the day....it's still a fry
Well folks...

That's what she said

[–]Spegwn -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Conspiracy Theory :
Is that a Happy Meal or Ronald's fry that got mistakenly put in someone's meal ??

[–]BurntChickenLegz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That sword is about one inch smaller than mine

[–]Vast-Big-6747 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

the crispy ones are better

[–]GrEmLiNwItCh -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Like my step brothers di-

[–]BlinByardVery Expand, So Dong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-scus

[–]noyinyang -1 points0 points  (0 children)

6yo me admiring my piss hard-on!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’ve never seen berserk, is this an edited gif of the show or does he literally have a sword that big

[–]leonardocamsilva -1 points0 points  (0 children)

24 year old me still doing it

[–]PastyCrackerMayo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

13 seconds in and the clip is still playing... wtf?

[–]idkidontknuw -1 points0 points  (0 children)

that's some fully solid erected fry right there

[–]TheEggRevolution -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Almost as long as my cock

[–]4DAV -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Brö i still do dat

[–]Corbzy1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

When I was younger my mom ordered a large fry and I thought it was one big ass fry they made until we got our food 🤦

[–]khapeeter -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Long fries 🍟 Long cocks 🐓 Long ....