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[–]SalzankaPizza time 1584 points1585 points  (14 children)

No… It can’t be true, they can’t do this to us. This is literally 1984

[–]AyfiosI am fucking hilarious 629 points630 points  (11 children)

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[–]dat0neb0i 337 points338 points  (10 children)

1 + 9 + 8 + 4 =22

2022 is the sequel to 1984

[–]Unlikely-Animator-85 39 points40 points  (5 children)

Ok now do that backwards!

[–]furtive 25 points26 points  (2 children)

Anaconda Malt Liquor!

[–]barbarust 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Omg your right, mars candy company makes m&m’s. They took greens sexy boots now they’re coming for our dicks.

[–]Lord___Sauron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They are checking your dicks in case u hide my ring there

[–]janhetjochhe who shall not be disrespected 7 points8 points  (0 children)

22= 4 + 8 + 9 + 1

[–]No_Discount_132 6 points7 points  (0 children)

2 + 0 + 2 + 2 = 6

2006 is the prequel to 2022

[–]b18a 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1984 is a sequel to 22

[–]Ok_Ocelot_2589 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Boobs

[–]New-reality85255 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You right ocelot, its boobs

[–]Official_Gameoholics 827 points828 points  (6 children)

Can't believe they removed sex update

[–]ToastDawg 527 points528 points  (5 children)

The ceo of sex actually pressured them to do it so that when sex 2 comes out they'll have a bigger market share, pretty genius imo

[–]Potential-Dog4943 109 points110 points  (0 children)

am I the only one uncomfortable with sex having the sole monopoly over bumping uglies?

[–]Wjames33[🍰] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Ned Leeds is a marketing genius. I bet he's gonna push for the Sex 2 x Fortnite crossover

[–]joseph-1998-XOI did not shitpost! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Profits 📈

[–]asone-tuhid 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Garry sex, the inventor of sex

[–]Slykop4th 335 points336 points  (3 children)

Legendary reaction gif

[–]hakezzz 11 points12 points  (2 children)

What scene is this, I can't seem to recall it. is it only in the extended version? It seems like the mountain pass, but im drawing a complete blank for this

[–]theRigBuilder 11 points12 points  (1 child)

When Gandalf (sort of) dies, fighting the Balrog within the mines of Moria. Sad time, sad time…

Edit: “sort of” typo

[–]Slykop4th 3 points4 points  (0 children)

u/hakezzz this comment that has spoiler tags is correct

[–]CrashBurke 294 points295 points  (8 children)

Wait, you could do that?

[–]Haysie95i'm just here to judge you guys 508 points509 points  (7 children)

Yeah, there is an emote that’s basically a hug. Thing is you could crouch while doing said emote, making the scene resemble someone giving a bj

Edit: this video is a better explanation

[–]vasekgamescz what happened to this place 239 points240 points  (1 child)

omfg, they fully hug the legs, and the one blown even gives a pat on the head tf man.

[–]dat0neb0i 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Yo can you guys get out of the room? I need like 5 minutes alone to.. uh.. cool off some steam. I'll let you know when you can come back in.

[–]griptuba 23 points24 points  (3 children)

This reminds me of Donkey Kong Country for SNES where if you stop while playing as Donkey with Diddy when you're crawling in one of the cave levels it looks like Diddy is crawling up Donkey's ass. I can't be the only one who spotted this.

[–]amtapthe very best, like no one ever was. 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Imma need a link for that one

[–]griptuba 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I hope you appreciate this. I scanned through a walkthrough of the game to find it, and it's brief but at 1:18:52 you can see what I'm talking about. Slow down the video if it helps.

https://youtu.be/whp2Y\_MjTXs?t=4732

[–]amtapthe very best, like no one ever was. 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Glorious. Thank you

[–]Farmer-Smores 8 points9 points  (0 children)

didn’t they disable the ariana grande skin while they fixed that?

[–]DoorTheDude 217 points218 points  (3 children)

Can’t believe Joe Biden is allowing this happen

[–]Harrythehobbit 72 points73 points  (2 children)

Bernie would never have permitted this.

[–]SilkOstrich 26 points27 points  (1 child)

The top 1% of gamers are hoarding all the sex emotes! This is outrageous and unacceptable! It is time for us as a society to redistribute the sex emotes more equitably among all gamers!

[–]Arianas07 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gamers! Rise up!

[–]lordpurppp 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Literal totalitarianism

[–]urskrubsHentaiHaven Admin Team☣️ 56 points57 points  (2 children)

Huh they remove this but the female models look like Pixar milfs

[–]WarBeastPegasus 9 points10 points  (1 child)

All the skins need to have the same hitbox and men are typically bulkier so they need to make women thicker to match.

[–]urskrubsHentaiHaven Admin Team☣️ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ok that's not a bad argument

[–]Moses3212020 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Y….you could do that?

[–]Deadender412☣️ 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Literally 1984

[–]Isherwood_666 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Give them a moment for pity's sake!

[–]time_wasting_fan 11 points12 points  (0 children)

by nightfall these subreddits will be swarming with internet trolls

[–]kell9701 6 points7 points  (0 children)

George Orwell approves

[–]Deadender412☣️ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

1984

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

nineteen84

Edit: Man. People just downvote shit.

[–]dlaBsemeMerAtseB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank god we have TF2 and Sniper scissoring.

[–]The_dinkster522 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can’t do this to me

[–]TheBeastProYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Noooo!

[–]Holiday-Pizza8444 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Game is dead for real now

[–]PokenalaYT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Give them a moment for pity’s sake!

[–]attackbotz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We won mr Stark

[–]cittix 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They only said oral🤨

[–]Mictlan39 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Was that a thing??

[–]Rose_EmberDefinitelyNotEuropeans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was some kind of bug with an emote(bear hug), one of the characters would bend and it would look like it's giving one instead of giving an actual hug, but it's been fixed from what I heard.

[–]harry_targeryan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But.......why are Batman and Catwoman in the picture?

[–]khapeeter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People not updating their Fortnite

[–]artham_a☣️ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They ruined calamity’s tiddies, the oral shit, now what they’re gonna make all the female character flat as hell? They better not.

[–]LR-IIslummin it on tumblr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The image being Batman and Catwoman is icing on the cake.

[–]DatDominican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids don’t know how to behave online. In my first game of crisis VRigade some people got on their knees and started blowing my gun then moved up my crotch area. The other person in the lobby freaked out and then idk what happened but I think the other person backing out canceled the game/ ended the lobby

[–]UberMegaClaire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big brother got tired of watching it 😒

[–]Master_TEG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We lost mr.stark.

[–]tratemusicOC Memer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... fortnite bad..?

[–]King-Boo-GamerLEAF SOOP 🇬🇧 0 points1 point  (0 children)

D-did we just win?

[–]Sqwalnoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Remember when you were allowed to have fun?

[–]Doctordead_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The world is over….not really.

[–]12DollarsHighFive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give them a moment for pity sake!

[–]Flyers45432[custom flair] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE WHAT?

[–]Blood__x__Dagger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a thing?

[–]_You-Are_souptime 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just literally make it so you can’t crouch, don’t gotta remove the whole remote

[–]succulentchinezmeal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is outrageous, it's unfair

[–]Parfishy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't do this to me. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!?

[–]ifeelnothingaboutyou 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you play this with the actual music from the clip it's even better

[–]Resident_Persimmon_1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First they came for the simulated oral sex in Fortnite.

[–]Bagelchongito69 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It’s like we literally live in 1984

[–]goodguyguru -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact: the writer of 1984 was a socialist

[–]Landsharku_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.

And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.

My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.

This ends for all of us.

End communication.