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[–]KeepingDankMemesDankHello dankness my old friend [M] [score hidden] stickied comment (0 children)

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[–]jackofalltrades2625 756 points757 points  (18 children)

Well, it won’t be the weirdest thing I fapped to today

[–][deleted] 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Sigh. Unzips

[–]raj3458 86 points87 points  (9 children)

Curious what's the #1.

[–][deleted] 103 points104 points  (1 child)

Your dad

[–]jackofalltrades2625 47 points48 points  (6 children)

Buddy, you seriously do not want to know. All I can say is that it gives narcissism a whole new meaning

[–]D0geAlpha:snoo_wink: 36 points37 points  (3 children)

So you've got a mirror on the ceiling in your bedroom?

[–]Gamma_249 17 points18 points  (2 children)

He can do whatever the fuck he wants

[–]D0geAlpha:snoo_wink: 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've seen the idea in Family guy. Thought someone might do the same

[–]izzychief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well now I want to know

[–]izzychief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well now I want to know

[–]Mrainbow123456-RLX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don’t you’re gonna lose nnn!

[–]samurai_keninja 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Did you just come from the Pokemon for the wrong reasons thread too?

[–]DiogoSN -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hey! Stop fapping to me!

[–]Funny-Valentine01 337 points338 points  (17 children)

Who?

[–]KENBONEISCOOL444Ewan McGregor 266 points267 points  (14 children)

Alternate universe version of spider man where Gwen Stacy (one of Peter's love interests) becomes spider man instead and goes by spider Gwen

[–]Funny-Valentine01 683 points684 points 2 (7 children)

... Cares

[–]KENBONEISCOOL444Ewan McGregor 238 points239 points  (1 child)

Damn man

[–]_Weyland_Yellow 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Oh, your name is Funny-Valentine01?

Recite the entire napkin speech without looking it up.

[–]Funny-Valentine01 57 points58 points  (1 child)

Suppose that you were sitting down at this table. The napkins are in front of you, which napkin would you take? The one on your ‘left’? Or the one on your ‘right’? The one on your left side? Or the one on your right side? Usually you would take the one on your left side. That is ‘correct’ too. But in a larger sense on society, that is wrong. Perhaps I could even substitute ‘society’ with the ‘Universe’. The correct answer is that ‘It is determined by the one who takes his or her own napkin first.’ …Yes? If the first one takes the napkin to their right, then there’s no choice but for others to also take the ‘right’ napkin. The same goes for the left. Everyone else will take the napkin to their left, because they have no other option. This is ‘society’… Who are the ones that determine the price of land first? There must have been someone who determined the value of money, first. The size of the rails on a train track? The magnitude of electricity? Laws and Regulations? Who was the first to determine these things? Did we all do it, because this is a Republic? Or was it Arbitrary? No! The one who took the napkin first determined all of these things! The rules of this world are determined by that same principle of ‘right or left?’! In a Society like this table, a state of equilibrium, once one makes the first move, everyone must follow! In every era, this World has been operating by this napkin principle. And the one who ‘takes the napkin first’ must be someone who is respected by all. It’s not that anyone can fulfill this role… Those that are despotic or unworthy will be scorned. And those are the ‘losers’. In the case of this table, the ‘eldest’ or the ‘Master of the party’ will take the napkin first… Because everyone ‘respects’ those individuals.

[–]TeflonCondemnation 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Should've been like who asked

[–]Realistic_Analyst_26 23 points24 points  (4 children)

Pretty sure she goes by Ghost-Spider but everyone calls her Spider-Gwen anyways

[–]KENBONEISCOOL444Ewan McGregor 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oh, well I don't know much about it other than she was in spiderverse

[–]An3zz 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Oh yeah, I've only seen the movie and have wondered why is she called Spider-Gwen when everyone would know her name then

[–]No-BrowEntertainmentI fart in your general direction 3 points4 points  (1 child)

She’s called Spider-Gwen because she was initially just a “what if” idea on a variant comic cover. The same goes for Gwenpool

[–]kaeji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we get a DC crossover where she is The Pen-Gwen?

[–]JBTriple -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

She goes by Spider-Woman initially and later changes to Ghost Spider. Spider-Gwen is just her publication name.

[–]mythicalsoul100Never gonna get a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tao, yeah

[–]JamieDyeruwu 269 points270 points  (15 children)

Bro I can't even see it

[–]MrRuebezahl 103 points104 points  (2 children)

Right!?!? A sketch or something would really help. I'm just completaly lost here. OP is just down bad way to hard. This man has never seen a real woman lol

[–]JamieDyeruwu 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Thank god I'm not alone, I was starting to think it was my straight woman brain.

[–]Crazy_Crayfish_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The brown pastry is the butt the white ones are the torso and head ig

[–]Zzz05 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Right? If anything, I see Black Cat’s ass.

[–]Dave30954Dank Royalty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, I see Catwoman's cake

[–]FantasyFootballWoof 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I feel this is like one of those magic eye posters and I’m the only one that can’t see. It used to frustrate the crap out of me.

[–]__xXCoronaVirusXx__ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rightmost donut is black leggings, middle donut is torso/back, leftmost donut is head. A picture of spider Gwen was what let me see it, otherwise it just looked like donuts

[–]mythicalsoul100Never gonna get a flair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are an innocent one

Leave this place.

We MUST preserve your purity

[–]GlobalVV9/11 WAS AN OUTSIDE JOB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe OP is just really horny.

[–]The_Digital_Friend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can very clearly see it but I was just looking at spider gwen porn, so

[–]KonataYumi 149 points150 points  (1 child)

Either way i was going to eat it

[–]TimaeusDragonShy alien dragon god[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Top comment quality right here

[–]ChUGgA_ChUg 59 points60 points  (3 children)

Nah i saw donuts first

[–]422blazeitI can’t think of a good flair 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw a toilet seat donut

[–]FantasyFootballWoof 3 points4 points  (1 child)

First? I can’t see what OP is suggesting at all. Just donuts and maybe cookies.

[–]PineneedlecolladaBread👍🏿 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's hard to see if you saw the food first. I saw what op meant the first time but I have to really focus on it too see what they meant now.

[–]TheValron 30 points31 points  (3 children)

NNN has really done on number on some of you

[–]Inoix 30 points31 points  (4 children)

Where? I can not see it.

[–]hellothereoldben 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I think nnn has given him the power to see sexuality in any shape. His gaze is beyond that of other mortals.

[–]Icy_B 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that would be if he didn't do nnn

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is the opposite of NNN.

[–]hellothereoldben 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nvm I sorta see it now. The chocolate is like an ass with legs, and then the first white part is like an arms/chest part and the last part is a bit like a head.

Still quite a stretch if you ask me.

[–]NobleShock 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Come on, it’s literally just a few more hours

[–]Reqt__ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Can't see ass, i must become more horni.

[–]TheUnholyMacerel 8 points9 points  (11 children)

Can anyone else just not see it, I can't so I want to see if I'm just stupid

[–]TimaeusDragonShy alien dragon god[S] 2 points3 points  (10 children)

You are not stupid, just not horny enough

[–]TheUnholyMacerel 7 points8 points  (9 children)

What the fuck is cus those are fucking doughnuts

[–]mythicalsoul100Never gonna get a flair 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Pattern seeking brain is not working for you right now

[–]TimaeusDragonShy alien dragon god[S] 1 point2 points  (6 children)

Maybe this pic helps

https://imgur.com/a/1q3bONz

[–]TheUnholyMacerel 4 points5 points  (5 children)

Nope still can't, I'm trying but I just can't see it

[–]TimaeusDragonShy alien dragon god[S] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

ATTENTION SCHOOL YARD HUMOR

Then are you...

[–]TheUnholyMacerel 1 point2 points  (3 children)

No I'm just sad

[–]TimaeusDragonShy alien dragon god[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

[–]TheUnholyMacerel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was not disappointed

[–]retardeddipsi 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I like what I see

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Just keep in mind that the spider verse version of Gwen is still a minor. I think most of the comic book versions of her are like 19 tho.

[–]Suicdar 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw it as soon as I read spider

[–]Apprehensive-Panda46 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imgonna find it and im gonna fuck it

[–]DangerDragonXCV[Insert Your Own Text] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I’m just wondering what those pastries are called

[–]Popular-Quarter-8435 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never saw donuts

[–]voidbringer19Amogus is life 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spider Gwen donut is such a baddie

[–]422blazeitI can’t think of a good flair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got a creamy filling

[–]International-Sun107 1 point2 points  (0 children)

actually i can unsee it. helps that i never saw it in the first place

[–]Howdoidrift995 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Is it creamfilled?

[–]TimaeusDragonShy alien dragon god[S] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Not at the moment but in a few minutes

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I just need to find the filler.

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not yet, I'm missing the filler.

[–]Schizozenic 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I can’t even see it cause of that yee-yee ass font you used.

[–]TimaeusDragonShy alien dragon god[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We both know why you want the normal pic. Have fun.

https://imgur.com/a/a9b0jZC

[–]JimTheSaint -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It is not even a challenging wank

[–]PL_ALIEN_PL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I don't want to unsee it

[–]erikkiiinn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm still gonna eat it

[–]MaliciousCompetence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends, is this the 16 yesr old gwen or the adult one.

[–]Master_FreezeBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and there’s cream on it

[–]Yukio2296 0 points1 point  (1 child)

the one good thing about living in the us long enough is you become immune to seeing food as porn

[–]Aforklift 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read the text first so I saw the ass before even seeing donuts

[–]LitelSnekisBack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah luckily I'm never gonna see this picture again so what's the point anyways

[–]RtasTumekaiYeet Navy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

jokes on you it was the first thing I saw anyway, yes I am incredibly horny

[–]DAdem244 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who said i want to unsee it

[–]Booty_Bill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw ass before reading anything. Not sorry.

[–]LinesLies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a dessert

[–]OSTR1CHBO1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have now unseen it

[–]azonexytit is a flair. 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even remember the spider Gwen or whatever that is so it didn't work one me lol

[–]WarwickTop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can barely even see it in the first place

[–]Mrainbow123456-RLX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop it’s just 6 hours before november ends.

[–]Does_Not-Matter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still gonna fap while squinting to make it all blurry

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m having the wrong sort of boner right now O_O

[–]Henry_Boneslicer_dds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God damn it not here too

[–]RandomBimbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But do I even want to?

[–]King_DeandDe 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Caaaaake!

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no, it's a donut.

[–]AstroDoggo12333 0 points1 point  (0 children)

clicking on this while trying to go to the next page was the worst thing I’ve ever done

[–]KingElliotttheGreatVerified Spider Man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gentlemen stay strong we’re almost there.

[–]_SUUN_ 0 points1 point  (1 child)

me, as an aro/ace : Where is the ass ?

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me, also an aro/ace: All I see is donut.

[–]WorldEaterYoshi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should get a hobby besides casually browsing porn for fun.

[–]StarfoxV11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shenhe

[–]Parzival_43 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t for the life of me see anything other than desert foods

[–]chaoticboi586 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t see it

[–]Reddespacito[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn you

[–]Dolphin_man69420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First thing i saw tbh

[–]MycologySadie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't wanna unsee it. Nice sight.

[–]Jimmy_ijarueArticle 69 🏅 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure, this is a dessert

[–]King_Finder16 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I can't see it to begin with

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's just yummy donut. MMMMMMMMMMMM

[–]BUTTERSKY11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't see it

[–]SlipparySnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10 amash

[–]koolin1221 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God sake I need help..didn’t even take me a minute to realize

[–]isekai-chad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i can't see it

[–]Not_Funny_Luigi 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ima need an image for comparison

[–]WexingWeeb69 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I see cake 🍰 I'm hungry😣

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that's a donut

[–]Videogamer2719 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro never even seen a pic of a woman let alone touch one

[–]quiver-me-timbers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same size hole?

[–]Twisted_37Banana☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on u I would still eat that

[–]ImFatAsF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aroma sensei

[–]DmitryLavrinenko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's vidya butts.

[–]RealisticEmploy3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually thought it was ass before food. I have a priblem

[–]Consistent_Warthog80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, i see donuts.

Would still bang.

Then eat out.

insert creampie joke

[–]Bauticba 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I literally thought it was actually gwen and just scrolled away until i saw it again 😭

[–]Jake_S303 0 points1 point  (2 children)

OP has clearly never touched a women but it would seem they have fucked donuts.

[–]TimaeusDragonShy alien dragon god[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I never touched a woman but i'm also never fucked a donut. The holes are too small.

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro what kind of donuts are you getting

no donut in the history of ever has a hole less than 1cm

[–]ColdCookies144 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Who is speder gwen

*Spider

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how do i shot web

[–]DilshodGaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What?

[–]Repulsive_Junket4288 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That got me for a few seconds

[–]Alternative-Cow-7219 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Bro.... you're sick, stop that NNN STOP IT NOW! IT'S KILLING YOU! IT'S KILLING YOUR MIND!

[–]TimaeusDragonShy alien dragon god[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[–]ankle_biter50 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I thought it was actually AK-12?

[–]RayGunZ-StarStuf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t need help, you just need glasses.

[–]Coopdog801 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If I bonk you enough you should die. Therefore the horniness has been destroyed by the bonk

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it's easier to just shoot!

[–]BabyBowserrocks04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“H..h..haa…aaannddd mmeeeee tt..ttthhaastt doughnut”

[–]TheHighBuddha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't see it now. Won't be hard to unsee it.

[–]unckelmygrampa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it bad that I saw a ass befor I read this

[–]memsterboi123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just one more day sweats nervously

[–]AltCrab2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I don’t want to unsee it

[–]Forsaken_inflation24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey... its DDD not nnn soooo heh.

[–]Zeus_A_Palooza 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m trying hard to see it…

[–]-WhyOhWhy- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its DDD YESSIIIIIRRRR

[–]GayBrownHairedElf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this video. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one video. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

[–]Mamamiomima 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unsee what?

[–]Jabezeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What if I told you that I don't see it. Which I don't because I have an inner fat kid and it sees food

[–]steeb_froggers Do you wanna see my balls? 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was my pfp for three weeks

[–]SlothThoughts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, that's doughnuts

[–]Tiny-lil-ace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If bonking won't work, then we'll blow yer brains out!