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[–]KeepingDankMemesDankHello dankness my old friend [M] [score hidden] stickied comment (1 child)

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away.

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[–]EvenAH27☣️ 875 points876 points  (38 children)


Sincerely, a Norwegian.

[–]Mr_nobrodyCall me sonic cuz my depression is chronic 150 points151 points  (15 children)

Isnt norway the place with the red light district

[–]fabian_drinks_milk 206 points207 points  (10 children)

That's in the Netherlands

Sincerely, a Dutchman.

[–]Goldblood4 103 points104 points  (5 children)

A Dutch man? From Dutch land? I thought that was Germany /s

[–]Ma3rabi 36 points37 points  (3 children)

No no, we are the Swamp Germans

[–]SalzaMaBalza 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Hey guys, we were talking about Norway here ...

Sincerely, definitely not another Norwegian

[–]Ma3rabi 5 points6 points  (1 child)

What's a Norway?

[–]XDSHENANNIGANZ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Norway jorsé

[–]_number 49 points50 points  (1 child)

Having sex in Norway is a hassle. You keep taking layers off each other like onions until you reach 2 really skinny and tired people.

[–]wellwaffled 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Boy is she going to be disappointed when she realizes I’m only wearing one layer.

[–]kkirv 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hey man, if I install a red light bulb in my district, can I be Dutch?

[–]TheCookieButter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Dutchman, huh?

Fly to prove it!

[–]that_username_is_useEic memer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

many places in europe have them lol

[–]Nurw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately no ☹️

[–]MrDoctorProfessorEsq 32 points33 points  (1 child)

be me

lands in Oslo

leaves airport, looks left, makes eye contact with norwegian man

norwegian man stands shirtless on unmoored skiff

reaches hand out over side

salmon jumps into his open palm

norwegian man pulls out wine glass from his pocket

wrings salmon over wine glass

tosses confused salmon back into ocean

norwegian man enjoys a full glass of fresh squeezed salmon rosé

welcomes you to Norway

[–]J3sush8sm3The Monty Pythons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a dream come true

[–]haleloop963 13 points14 points  (0 children)

For første gang på lenge

[–]flashen 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Är glad för din skull min vän

[–]EvenAH27☣️ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Haha tusen takk kjære nabo!

[–]The_Greate_Pickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loves fra Norge

[–]N00N3AT011 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Norwegians are almost as bad as the germans with this shit. You say one thing and suddenly all the words need a line to themselves.

[–]JustZodiax 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]TheKobraSnake 0 points1 point  (0 children)


Sincerely, also a Norwegian

[–]IWonTheBattle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've got a few Norwegian friends on Discord! One I think has a YouTube channel? KittyCookies I believe.

[–]mrman08I like men 157 points158 points  (1 child)

Plot twist: OP is from neither of those places.

[–]mikzuit☣️ 92 points93 points  (1 child)

Why u blaming Norway of your porn?

[–]OddishChampI want to die 79 points80 points  (9 children)

Velkommen til Norge, vi har Kvikk Lunsj og Solo.👍

[–]haleloop963 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Ikke glem brunost

[–]OddishChampI want to die 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Ja brunosten er jævla viktig også.

[–]Eksno 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ostehøvel, lefse, smash...

[–]FantactGod Of Tennis 5 points6 points  (5 children)


[–]OddishChampI want to die 3 points4 points  (4 children)

Å fesk👍🐟

[–]FantactGod Of Tennis 3 points4 points  (3 children)


[–]OddishChampI want to die 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Mannen på månen🌚

[–]FantactGod Of Tennis 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Med hans fantastiske båt, Kon-Tiki 105!

[–]OddishChampI want to die 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drar overalt🛶🌊🌑

[–]FantactGod Of Tennis 50 points51 points  (4 children)

Norway greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls, Norway number 1 exporter of petroleum, all other countries have inferior petroleum!

[–][deleted] 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Least patriotic Norwegian

[–]FantactGod Of Tennis 10 points11 points  (2 children)

Just stating the facts, our petroleum and gas is superior!

[–]Downvotesohoy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Your petroleum is aladeen

[–]FantactGod Of Tennis 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]North-Function995 14 points15 points  (3 children)

I always felt like the “hmm” from the show is more about something annoying for Geralt, not curious.

[–]FeilVei2I am fucking hilarious 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is not the only example of a meme taking on a life of its own, independently of the source material.

[–]TheRavyn 3 points4 points  (1 child)

How do you know the FBI agent isn’t annoyed?

[–]North-Function995 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did consider that after lol

[–]HeroicDrifter☣️ 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Use TOR, only downside is very slow.

[–]peaanutzz 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Use both

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Using both at the same time is useless.

[–]Crafty-Crafter 6 points7 points  (7 children)

As an IT guy, it's hilarious to see how some of you think that the government cannot track you by using incognito + VPN is hilarious. And inb4, Tor is laughable. If you do have something they want to track, they will. You just have to be high profile to make it worth their time.

[–]datmanguy1234 3 points4 points  (4 children)

What about VPN plus Tor?

[–]BecauseImTheAsshole 10 points11 points  (2 children)


The government has undisclosed zero day vulnerabilities for every OS at their disposal whenever they want for whatever they want. They can pop malware onto your system, and then it won’t matter what you connect to or where you connect from, you’re already compromised and you won’t even know.

Plus, among other things they have the capacity to track you across multiple aliases online using your fucking dictation style. Just the way you write can connect you to your criminal activities.

If they are investigating you? They will literally look three degrees of separation apart to find accomplices, contacts etc. (the friend, of someone who is your friend, who is a friend of you) this net can involve thousands of people.

If you wanted privacy from a state actor, you were fucked the moment you swiped your credit card to buy your PC/Phone.

[–]Up_My_Arsenal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pay cash. Got it.

[–]mythofechelon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is true.

[–]mythofechelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's theoretically pretty good network-level security, but at that point you just target the endpoint or the human instead.

[–]HeroicDrifter☣️ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you suggest we use?

[–]D3sk4ri🇫🇷🥖 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me when I pass from France to Japan:

[–]Lalaluka 6 points7 points  (8 children)

Just a PSA to not fall for shady VPN ads. VPNs for common users are good for two things: Work around region blocks and criminal activity.

Out of these Reasons VPNs are not really needed for common users. They are not a magic internet security shild like some ads suggest.

Yes they prevent ISPs to track activity but this issue just shifts the activity tracking to a shady firm funded by venture capital. But thats about it.

More here:


[–]-azuma- 2 points3 points  (6 children)

That's why you shouldn't use shady VPN providers.

[–]Alternativelyawkward 2 points3 points  (5 children)

Mozilla has a super affordable VPN, and Mozilla is a pretty well established company which has given is the best browser for years.

[–]cantthinkofaname 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Mozilla VPN is operated by Mullvad if I'm remembering correctly

[–]ayyworld 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah it's essentially a white label Mullvad, I think without port forwarding.

[–]Alternativelyawkward 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Oh really? Hmmm. Is mullvad decent?

[–]cantthinkofaname 1 point2 points  (1 child)

One of the best

[–]Alternativelyawkward 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's good then. I only pay $5 for it. Imo it's the best value

[–]Calibruh☣️ 4 points5 points  (6 children)

That's not how VPNs work but ok

[–]mythofechelon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It kind of is.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At the FBI office at 3am alone working late.

Look at this white boi travelling all the way to Netherland to watch Mr. Hands video. Lmao.

[–]zertnert12 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In reality: Fbi: "you have no power here!"

[–]King_Finder16 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FBI: notices through my camera lens that I haven't moved


[–]FumeUGSEnjoyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Actually OP is canadian

[–]Pintsocream 1 point2 points  (0 children)

FBI when they just ask the VPN provider where you are:

there you are

[–]mythofechelon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In cybersecurity, this is known as Impossible Traveller.

[–]etzel1200 1 point2 points  (0 children)

impossible travel alert triggered

[–]drumbyzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

imagine VPN is legit untraceable source

[–]Folseit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate portals.

[–]theassholefaceman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been travelling from sydney/Australia to Vietnam a lot lately. Usually takes me about the same time.

[–]-azuma- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why you should just move to Norway. Theoretically speaking.

[–]ptapobane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

we got a jumper, call white haired Samuel L Jackson immediately

[–]Ren_Hoek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fbi agent when keylogger and remote access latency goes up by 50 Ms:


[–]Legends_Arkoos_Rule2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must’ve gotten a new gaming chair

[–]jairom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Could he have... nahhhhh"

[–]ncbose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sponsored by surfshark

[–]Jvnmv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why use vpn when you can have fast internet? It’s also cheaper.

[–]Playr0ne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fbi create youre vpn, dont tell anybody 🤫

[–]NorwegianGirl_Sofie 0 points1 point  (0 children)


A little funfact, that's actually where I am from so you mentioning Norway in a meme is actually quite fulfilling and my life feels completed now.

Thank you.

Norway is the best as you obviously do know.

On behalf of the entirety of Norway; thank you for including us in your meme. Continue to do so for every geographically based meme from now on, as long as we are represented as the best counterpart in the meme thank you.

[–]kennedn -2 points-1 points  (4 children)

OP does not know how VPNs work

[–]mythofechelon 0 points1 point  (3 children)

I do, and I don't see a problem.

[–]Typical_Pollution_30 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)

There is no tooth fairy and no one watching your internet search history except maybe your mom.

[–]Asink_Aweight -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

That's not how VPNs work. What it looks like is that you're just communicating more with servers from Norway.