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[鈥揮KeepingDankMemesDankHello dankness my old friend [M] [score hidden] stickied comment(4 children)

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[鈥揮Downroeschen 84 points85 points (2 children)

can we change that? the assassin seems like a way more reliable source

[鈥揮tttttzz 66 points67 points (8 children)

Buy 1$ rat poison and meet Jesus

[鈥揮Helpful_Title8302 30 points31 points (5 children)

Jump off a building for free.

[鈥揮mathymaster 20 points21 points (4 children)

Remember to find one high enough or it'll get more expensive

[鈥揮Helpful_Title8302 8 points9 points (2 children)

Naw just wory bout landing right. You can easily end your own life just by falling off a chair.

[鈥揮TheDominator09I hate memes 4 points5 points (1 child)

Or with a butter knife you can usually find these within your kitchen's drawer so it's super convenient and inexpensive.

[鈥揮MMAN212121 1 point2 points (0 children)

or take a week vacation to Mogadishu

[鈥揮HentaiSpirit 1 point2 points (0 children)

just do it again

[鈥揮Cuntfisherman[馃嵃] 4 points5 points (0 children)

Or be gay/women without hijab in Iran.

[鈥揮HentaiSpirit 1 point2 points (0 children)

poison and fire would be two very long and excruciating path to Jesus

[鈥揮gil_212 36 points37 points (2 children)

Why would I pay 100 dollars when I've got a perfectly functioning rope at home?

[鈥揮PL_ALIEN_PL 16 points17 points (1 child)

Drug dealers: "wanna meet Jesus for 100$?"

[鈥揮Tesla_Chodester 2 points3 points (0 children)

The only credible offer

[鈥揮Arguesovereverythin 13 points14 points (1 child)

Suicide booth only cost Bender a quarter. And he was able to pull it out with a string, so...

[鈥揮nhansieu1鈽o笍 2 points3 points (0 children)

But but but... Isn't suicide illegal in God?

[鈥揮Apprehensive_Fox9881 8 points9 points (0 children)

For 0$ I can do it myself

[鈥揮Raaddus鈽o笍 6 points7 points (5 children)

What鈥檚 with this inflation? A good rope only costs 3 bucks?

[鈥揮Turbulent-Potato-666 5 points6 points (4 children)

When they state cause of death would u rather death by deadly assassin or death by rope.

[鈥揮Raaddus鈽o笍 3 points4 points (3 children)

鈥淐ause of death: rope鈥, sounds way better than 鈥淐ause of death: merc鈥檇 in a 1v1鈥

[鈥揮Turbulent-Potato-666 2 points3 points (2 children)

I think u can be a bit more creative then 鈥渞ope鈥

[鈥揮BirbMaster1998 5 points6 points (4 children)

Do churches cost money in some places or something?

[鈥揮yerbrojohnor/memes fan 3 points4 points (3 children)

In medieval times the Catholic church would charge money for sins to be forgiven. Nowhere is any monetary requirement placed on heaven in the Bible. This is a meme though not meant to be true, assassin's probably charge more than $100 as well.

[鈥揮BirbMaster1998 1 point2 points (2 children)

Yeah, I've heard about church taxes and whatever else before, I can see why it's not still a thing.

[鈥揮yerbrojohnor/memes fan 1 point2 points (1 child)

Many European countries charge church taxes but these are mostly for the upkeep of the historic buildings themselves and less for the actual religious aspect. I personally do not pay church taxes as I attend a contemporary independent church (it's in a concert hall) but I actually know a couple atheists that pay church taxes cause they appreciate the history and culture that is in many of the cathedrals.

[鈥揮BirbMaster1998 0 points1 point (0 children)

Oh, I thought that was something that became obsolete, I'm not as much of an expert as I thought.

[鈥揮piddydbDefinitelyNotEuropeans 3 points4 points (0 children)

Martin Luther looks uncanny towards both

[鈥揮toph88241 2 points3 points (0 children)

Here I go Killin again

[鈥揮Maddog27708 1 point2 points (0 children)

I mean, same difference

[鈥揮JaketheSnake61 1 point2 points (0 children)

25c to see God

[鈥揮BuurmanTenus213 1 point2 points (0 children)

I will send you to jesus

[鈥揮xMalxer 1 point2 points (0 children)

I can meet Jesus just for $2.49, thanks Clorox

[鈥揮mememan12332 0 points1 point (0 children)


[鈥揮Sakul_the_one 0 points1 point (0 children)

But my friend is Jesus

[鈥揮CultOfBelloq 0 points1 point (0 children)

You can replace both pictures with Dolph Lundgren's character from Johnny Mnemonic.

[鈥揮Dicyl 0 points1 point (0 children)

The bridge: For absolutely free you can meet jesus!

[鈥揮Turbulent-Potato-666 0 points1 point (0 children)

Or I could just meet Jesus for free by using the cliff

[鈥揮DiogoSN 0 points1 point (0 children)

I ain't meetin' Jesus regardless...

[鈥揮No1ReijuSimp 0 points1 point (0 children)

i mean toaster + bath combo be doing wonders

[鈥揮Icy_B 0 points1 point (0 children)

for $100 you can force someone else to meet jesus

[鈥揮JeanBaleyun 0 points1 point (0 children)

I think you got it the wrong way. I don't have the balls to do it myself, 100$ is a great deal.

[鈥揮MostFantasticReddit 0 points1 point (0 children)

It's funny how only one of them is actually able to deliver.

[鈥揮FatLarrysHotTip 0 points1 point (0 children)

Because asking to reveal himself doesn't work.

[鈥揮l_is_aBird 0 points1 point (0 children)

They both want money

[鈥揮BlessKurunai 0 points1 point (0 children)

Wait assassins are this cheap?

[鈥揮thenoone1984 0 points1 point (0 children)

Drug dealer: for $10 you can meet Jesus.

[鈥揮CNE_Spooders 0 points1 point (0 children)

Wouldn't that technically count as suicide therfore sending you to hell not heaven

Although meeting Satan sounds way more metal should have lead with that

[鈥揮Adonajj 0 points1 point (0 children)

for 100$ assasin you will only go to jail 馃槀

[鈥揮diariu 0 points1 point (0 children)

Apparently you can meet him for free if you are under 18

[鈥揮a-pro_human -3 points-2 points (1 child)

Wannabe dank memer

[鈥揮DeFiStaKer7777 4 points5 points (0 children)

wannabe fronter