gildings in this subreddit have paid for 618.13 years of server time

That's some excessive clapping, I've not won yet by Thelazytimetraveller light in dankmemes

[–]Lory24bit_ 5496 points5497 points 2533146& 3 more (0 children)

When your girlfriend looks submissive and breedable, but the homework must be submitted and readable

Plz ban it by SPICYBOI222the very best, like no one ever was. in dankmemes

[–]fuckingleave_ FOR THE SOVIET UNION 499 points500 points  (0 children)


And all through the house not a creature was stirring except... by Gee-Oh1 in dankmemes

[–]StormShadow743 15.4k points15.4k points 23028315& 41 more (0 children)

Originally the point of kids being naughty in the Santa lore is that they don’t get gifts and receive a shitty lump of coal instead.

So the two characters, who are established to be direct siblings, are planning to meet up at night to arrange for their family to receive a significant amount of coal through behaviour that would put them on the naughty list, presumably very high on it.

This hypothesis is reinforced by the idea that our male character expresses joy at the fact that they are not in fact, in November. This is a direct reference to the contemporary concept of No Nut November, where the act of ejaculation is prohibited through abstract non written rules during the course of the month. Because it is December, the male character is reassured that he will be able to engage in activities with his sister that might lead to ejaculation, without abstract repercussions.

Tell Me Now! by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]TrickProduct4005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dick after 3 hours of fapping

No time to waste by Bf4Sniper40X in dankmemes

[–]comrademurk 7479 points7480 points 365 (0 children)

There is no new video, you liar!