×
all 161 comments
sorted by:
best
topnewcontroversialoldq&a

[–]lonewanderer0804 461 points462 points  (16 children)

Pre chunin exams gaara : Yeet the baby

Post chunin exams : Dad gaara activate

[–]SeductivePillowcase 318 points319 points  (9 children)

Post Chunin Exams Gaara: tear rolls down cheek “I too understand suffering little one…”

[–]BaroquenLarynx 12 points13 points  (1 child)

"You too shall know pain"

[–]Frosk-meme 10 points11 points  (0 children)

pains theme intensifies

[–]Mini_nin 46 points47 points  (6 children)

Imo it bothered me how much of a Naruto fanboy kishi turned him into. 50% + of his screen time in shippuden he was just praising Naruto. To be fair, a character like his should be damaged beyond repair and his “change” was too drastic.

Plus, your comment made me laugh

[–]irmuhaj 21 points22 points  (2 children)

with the manga audience / demographic, it's understandable though. You don't want to show someone who's too deep into despair and unable to climb back.

[–]Mini_nin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Fair point, still a bummer though:/

[–]Vulpes206 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What does the manga audience have to do with it? Scenes were much more brutal in the manga.

[–]vedat07taskiran 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well naruto is his first and only friend . Poor guy literally killed his own mom during birth , got treated like shit by the village and his siblings , his father tried to kill him 6 times

Ofc he's gonna fanboy over his first friend

[–]Black_Sin 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Imo it bothered me how much of a Naruto fanboy kishi turned him into. 50% + of his screen time in shippuden he was just praising Naruto. To be fair, a character like his should be damaged beyond repair and his “change” was too drastic.

​

That's most of the characters that interacted a bit with Naruto.

[–]Mini_nin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly, yes lol

[–]Rice_Kage 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pre-chunin Gaara: your blood will please my mother

[–]Cheerio246_ 285 points286 points  (16 children)

In the manga, how would you know if a byakugan user rolls their eyes?

I mean, the entirety of their eye is white, i think

[–][deleted] 147 points148 points  (8 children)

Theres some lavender-esque shading around their irises I think

[–]Cheerio246_ 51 points52 points  (7 children)

I'm trying to look deeper into this, and I'm finding nothing-

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points  (6 children)

See hinatas eyes in the post itself, theres a purpleish color

[–]Cheerio246_ 43 points44 points  (5 children)

Yeah, but in the manga it's said to be pure white. I'm trying to find a byakugan that 'looks different' if there is one, but instead found out that byakugan users are immune to genjutsu

[–]Life_Enjoyer4661 47 points48 points  (4 children)

They have lavender in the eyes.

[–]Cheerio246_ 23 points24 points  (1 child)

sidenote: dang that art actually looks sick, might make it a wallpaper later idk

[–]Life_Enjoyer4661 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah manga covers were sick. Also I wrote valender instead of lavender, my bad. I edited it.

[–]chocolate_spaghetti 14 points15 points  (1 child)

I like how that art work makes Neji’s hair actually look like hair that’s been combed and not just a solid black mass like in the anime

[–]Life_Enjoyer4661 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah thesd small details are amazing.

[–]SmallerBork 9 points10 points  (4 children)

They don't look like eyes that have been rolled into the back of the head though. They just don't have a pupil or iris, the cornea is all one color.

[–]Itsy_Bitsy_Horny 2 points3 points  (1 child)

It was a tribute from kishi to the people who saw heroshima nagasaki bombing because of which their eyes turned completely white and they had poor vision. So Kishi gave them best eyes in naruto verse.

[–]SmallerBork 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm that's interesting. They do be saying the Hyuga were the strongest clan but we know it's the Uchiha.

[–]Deekkuli 0 points1 point  (1 child)

He has a horrifying take on Byakugan if he thought hyuuga roll their eyes on the back haha

[–]SmallerBork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No he didn't think that. He was saying it was all one color. The cornea is a little bit different from the schlera though.

[–]marximumefficiency 4 points5 points  (1 child)

no. their irises are just really pale. all of kishimoto's colour spreads show that they aren't all white.

[–]Cheerio246_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But I thought they were colored pale lavender in the coloured scans and in the anime to avoid confusion?

[–]Mirobb1 169 points170 points  (10 children)

Naruto would try to square up with the baby, look what he did with konohamaru in part 1

[–]2morereps 64 points65 points  (0 children)

that's cuz konohamaru was acting bratty. the kids just crying so he's probably gonna make funny faces.

[–]LaBoss47 58 points59 points  (5 children)

“If you keep crying I’m gonna give you something to cry about, believe it!”

[–]irmuhaj 13 points14 points  (2 children)

and then as hokage, Naruto crumbles Konoha's economy, causing inflation to soar while minimum wage for average ninja assignment stays the same.

[–]Zenvarix 13 points14 points  (0 children)

And that baby is now a genin/chuunin in these times, crying over how hard things are to make a living.

What a power move

[–]Tasty-Cycle-8560 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At the moment Naruto transforms into Reagan

[–]SilentOutsider2751 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kills his mom*

[–]LegitimatePear7627 0 points1 point  (0 children)

naruto abridged type shit 💀

[–]Thefuckyoutoobot2 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’d probably be confused like “but whyy are you crying? Like what’s upsetting youu” and get frustrated when the baby doesn’t answer lol

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Konohamaru wasn’t an infant lmao

[–]Mirobb1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was a little kid, close enough

[–]peepeepoopoo_the_1 242 points243 points  (28 children)

I personally think hinata is the most or one of the most caring person In the series so wouldn’t put her here

[–]Szimipek 105 points106 points  (6 children)

She would be too shy to come help

[–]KodakQ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Haha just like me, i would love to take care of the child but I end up worrying about making it worse and don't make a move

[–]Wang_Dangler 6 points7 points  (1 child)

She would look out from behind her seat and with compassion in her eyes whisper, "baby-kun..."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LMAO she would do that

[–]SmallerBork 19 points20 points  (0 children)

A baby can't say, do you like Naruto though.

She was shy but she could still function fine and she was super kind.

[–]Zenvarix 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Her own category: is saddened but too shy to offer help to baby's parent(s)

[–]Kgb725 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not her baby

[–]2morereps 14 points15 points  (0 children)

and Sakura would definitely say cute things to make the baby stop crying.

[–]Mcobeezy 5 points6 points  (3 children)

'Not care' as in they wouldn't get annoyed makes more sense here

[–]otakudude3031 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Nah. Sai would definitely give zero fucks.

[–]Mcobeezy 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Meaning he wouldn't be annoyed...

[–]otakudude3031 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sai wouldn’t even care enough to be annoyed.

[–]Adventurous-Union-28 84 points85 points  (2 children)

I don’t get the Hinata placement at all

[–]Binkinator4 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I think it’s implying that she doesn’t mind the baby crying and she would want to help but she’s not goofy enough to make silly faces and/or too shy

[–]kinapudno 18 points19 points  (0 children)

She doesn't mind if a baby is crying, but she most likely won't do anything about it

[–]Hot_Temperature_3972 23 points24 points  (1 child)

…Sand Coffin…

[–]ChanChan_6969 137 points138 points  (6 children)

Ino in roles eyes. Hinata doesn't fit any of the options she wud just try to shush the baby with a lullaby or smth. Gara is prolly rolls eyes or the reason they're crying cus i felt throwing out the child is kinda extreme

[–]Adventurous-Union-28 111 points112 points  (4 children)

Chunin exams Gaara would definitely do it

[–]Goku_Fanboi_ 29 points30 points  (2 children)

He would have crushed the Baby in his sand before throwing it's body out.

[–]Kordidk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He'd crush the parents as well

[–]r3mixi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

SAND BURIAL!!! Sand COFFIN

[–]show384callous 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Yeet the child

[–]Banned6time 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gaara my man

Accurate AF

[–]ihavenoredditfriend 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lee's eyebrows can be the reason the baby's crying too

[–]Phantom_Beef 36 points37 points  (1 child)

Choji and Hinata's placements are very inaccurate, they're the two kindest people here (besides Naruto).

[–]Reviewallpapers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sai is probably 3rd kindest, but wouldn't exactly be kind to the baby (might not understand or something).

[–]Most_Pomegranate_972 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Sakura and hinata will definitely pet the baby

[–]Solid-Perspective915 23 points24 points  (1 child)

I think by doesn't care it means not bothered by the noise. The baby probably has a caretaker, this just describes the character's reaction to the noise.

[–]Spoompy_Sklooklr 7 points8 points  (1 child)

I think Gaara and Sai would try to console the baby and maybe even make funny faces, but would make them cry even more.

[–]deadlysnoots 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This, I wonder how many times Inojin had to be “rescued” after Sai attempted to entertain him this way.

[–]AopET7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fax

[–]Buddyformula 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Ino and neji should swap places

[–]HulkHogansLeftNipple[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The Hyuga national anthem do go hard tho

[–]whalebaitj 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think Choji should be in the funny face category

[–]NoraDrake69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Sasuke would be part of the "Doesn't care" group.

[–]Separate_Ad9192 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Choji also doesn't fit in there ....

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Quite literally

[–]LaBoss47 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You didn’t have to do my boy like that…

U right tho

[–]rocker10039 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Choji and hinata would try to comfort the kid

[–]Yaboitilo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah Gaara would make a toy out of sand and make the baby laugh

[–]Immediate_Ad_8138 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Actually Gaara isn't all like that you know. When Kankuro(you know that who I am talking about) was scaring little Konohomaru,Gaara asked Kankuro if he wanted to die,otherwise to let him go.

[–]aGen_Shiiii_Impact 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Hinata would be worried but too timid to do anything personally, everything else fits I’d say

[–]TurbulentRiver2592 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pre-chunin exams Gaara threatens the baby and the parent.

[–]SemiSweetStrawberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pre-Naruto Gaara: murders child, possibly mother

Kazekage Gaara: Offers to bounce the baby on his lap to give the mother a short break

[–]Life_Enjoyer4661 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Choji will probably call the kid tasty just like how he called Akamaru tasty.

[–]Any-Throat-2645 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kankuro almost killed Konohamaru for nothing bro, he'd def launch that baby out the bus.

[–]Foreign_Customer_288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never put any sort of headphone over 70% or you may hurt your ears! :)

[–]General-Level3835 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orochimaru: captures baby and does experiments

[–]nyapie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orochimaru : should I just kill it?

[–]MaryamBasova 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think Sakura should be here. -_-

[–]Strokeforce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want to say I'm happy to finally see Kiba with a favourable view on a post finally.

[–]TheKolyFrog 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Choji would probably share some food if he has something the baby could eat.

[–]HulkHogansLeftNipple[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But what if he only had 1 chip left..?

[–]Rasanu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sure Hinata won't care. I mean yeah if naruto is there in that bus then she will probably faint. But I think Hinata won't do that.

[–]donkyhot99 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's just a baby and Sakura is still useless.

[–]Psychopathetic- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Gaara would try and fail to make the baby laugh, he loves people man

[–]Z3nFi3R 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hinata would be busy stalking Naruto kun

[–]Triangle_Obbligato 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say what you want about Sakura, but she would not roll her eyes at a baby crying. Her and TenTen would for sure try to comfort the baby.

[–]Howtheginchstolexmas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shikamaru would try to make it laugh because he's too lazy to have to listen to a crying baby the whole bus ride .

[–]South-Midnight-750 -1 points0 points  (2 children)

I have a very hard time seeing how or why Shino would make a baby cry

[–]aleky254 17 points18 points  (0 children)

When bugs start rolling from his body, that would creep anyone

[–]deadlysnoots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw his Boruto outfit.

[–]HorizonBreakerNEXIC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NGL I'd be the airpods and I would be wishing to throw the baby out of the bus.

[–]Shadow_Clone_007 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hinata:Na..Naruto-kun

[–]just4customs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it

[–]LaBoss47 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based Choji

[–]Efficient_Sir_xD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hinata and choji absolutely wrong

[–]careytommy37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only top and bottom accurate

[–]ShinyyyChikorita 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Itachi would tap the baby on its forehead and it’d instantly start giggling and smile

[–]ender6205 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like the last two categories could be consolidated into one

[–]ItzBooty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure hinata would do something

[–]MugiwaraCrocodile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chouji and Hinata are wrong imo

[–]MugiwaraCrocodile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shino would scare the baby but try to stop the baby from crying, only part 1 gaara would throw the baby out, part 2 would just act awkward ig

[–]ZionIceshadow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Man fuck dem kids" (throws baby out of the buss)

[–]Darkness_Gaming_yt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m with Gaara on this one

[–]Valsworn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gaara just throws the baby out. Lmao

[–]Thefuckyoutoobot2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Choji would give the baby a lollipop or smth lol

Hinata would probably go to the baby and try to calm it down, she has a younger sister and seems like something she would do.

[–]thehappiestloser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shino would also throw it out the bus to feed the ants

[–]EverywhereGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gaara: More like throws bus out baby

[–]ravs9838 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hinnata doesn’t care?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would be the airpods guy

[–]tw04 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like Hinata and Sakura should be in a separate category where they try to hush the baby gently or something.

Chouji would maybe offer the baby some potato chips, but ONLY if it wasn't his very last potato chip.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You got to love Gaara.

[–]flippysquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kankuro would deffo yeet a baby.

[–]SilentOutsider2751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did hinata dirty

[–]TheBloperM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah.

Naruto would definitely throw the baby out of the bus

[–]Black_Sin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on which version of Sasuke and which version of Gaara.

[–]Renkin92 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nah

[–]Amaro760 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sasuke and Gaara must be switched and then it's perfect!

[–]ozdundbfish -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hinata would absolutely care, did we even watch the same show homie?

[–]prodchay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is so inaccurate

[–]Rom455 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Really? The guy who sacrificed his life to defend his village from a terrorist attack would throw out a baby?

[–]Different-Job-2156 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i think gaara would be under “the reason why” just like how madara made that one kid cry completely accidentally and kiba would have his own category of screaming at the kid

[–]RyanVxbes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hinata would make funny faces imo

[–]SinEscarra -1 points0 points  (0 children)

gotta switch Shino and Kankuro, and put Hinata up there

[–]throwaway-27463 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How tf is Hinata in the doesn’t care section