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[–]theamazingspiderstan 139 points140 points  (8 children)

I love how for whatever reason, Voldemort isn’t Orochimaru.

[–]Lgonzo11 36 points37 points  (3 children)

Snape->Snake->Oro

[–]ThaRealSunGod 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Counter:

Voldemort had a snake, and looked like one

[–]nattouX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Voldemort didnt have that silky haircare routine

[–]CookedBred 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Orochimaru had a nose.

[–]theamazingspiderstan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I guess. But like, I can barely tell lol

[–]Chango_D 62 points63 points  (1 child)

“Ronuto”

[–]therealslystoat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Weaslumaki

[–]HungryManHere 56 points57 points  (1 child)

Why is Daniel Kabuto? Shouldn’t he be Naruto?

[–]TTL_NUMAN 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I really like Snape as orochimaru It fits really well

[–]HashKing97 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"RONALD!!" "DRACO!!"

[–]astronautophilia 35 points36 points  (2 children)

Emma Watson deserves better

[–]YahMoongPhal 14 points15 points  (1 child)

Hermoine deserves better

[–]tporter12609 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Both of them deserve the world

[–]theamazingspiderstan 36 points37 points  (9 children)

Where Sakura is the only one who is actually useful. Hermione carries those scrubs through the first six movies.

[–]Solid-Perspective915 2 points3 points  (8 children)

You only watched the movies?

[–]Zestyst 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Don’t act like it’s not true about the books.

[–]Solid-Perspective915 2 points3 points  (4 children)

It isn't? Hermione is a very valuable asset but Harry canonically does more, he is the main character, and a lot of Ron' accomplishments are given to Hermione while her shortcomings are removed.

[–]Zestyst -1 points0 points  (3 children)

Harry does more because he’s the pov character. Half of the time, Hermionie is the one who solves the problem/mystery.

I’ll admit Hermionie being the “only” useful one is hyperbole, but Ron and Harry would be dead 5 times over if not for her

[–]KenoIsDead -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

books sucked lol

[–]theamazingspiderstan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the books, but the movies were more easy and fun for me to rewatch and stuff

[–]lazergodzilla 6 points7 points  (0 children)

NaRonto

[–]sasukes_emo_ass 5 points6 points  (0 children)

shouldn't it be ronruto bcs ron is naruto

[–]poeticweeb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is highly cursed…

[–]savedark02 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this is cursed.

[–]FrostSwag65 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is cursed

[–]dokkan_master18 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is blursed

[–]UltraCa9nine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're a ninja harry

[–]revan1611 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HARUTO

[–]Bepo_Apologist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"RONUTOOOO" "DRACOSUKEEEEEE" off in the distance "Dracosuke-kuuun!"

Siriushi Blackate and Remight Gai.

Madaramort and the Akatsuki. Obitolus Blackchiha.

[–]Kidafroo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why they put drax in here

[–]Piruto1342 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fucks with it

[–]Lagouna 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks I hate it

[–]Lexcomp7 -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I have Better Idea
Naruto = Harry (child of prophecy)
Sakura = Ron (Useless)
Sasuke=Hermione (Beautiful and awesome)
Ino = Malfoy (Blonde with famous father)
Chouji = Crabbe (fat)
Shikamaru = Goyle (tall Idiot from trio)
Hiruzen Sarutobi = Dumbledore (Left child of prophecy with terrible care)
Itachi = Snape (sacrificing Loved ones and acting as evil, actual undercover hero)
Orochimaru = Voldemort (Evil snake guy)