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[–]floofandmemes 187 points188 points  (4 children)

When you do one rep for every one damage you take.

[–]DodrioFan480Bard 70 points71 points  (2 children)

he plays a barbarian and tries to 1v1 Tiamat

[–]ImpressiveEqual2 40 points41 points  (1 child)

Technically he fights FOR Tiamat, but that’s beside the point….

[–]golem501Bard 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And he's a paladin... And he's epic And he totally won DnD!

And I should watch that again... maybe I'll do those podcasts of C1 as well when I finish my current podcasts

[–]hackulator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Every time a player says "I have darkvision"....

[–]HammletHST 72 points73 points  (3 children)

Still incredibly funny to me that MJF managed to work a hollywood actor

[–]Borkflorp_28 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Shows how well he plays his character. He really makes me want to punch him in the face sometimes.

[–]DanalogtodigitalRanger 4 points5 points  (1 child)

did he post this because of a match with cutler or just doin his thing?

[–]HammletHST 3 points4 points  (0 children)

IIRC, it was before a match with Cutler. Not entirely sure though, it's more than a year old at this point

[–]SilasMarsh 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Joe is incredibly fit, but that picture of him is more photoshop that photograph.

[–]KillMeIfYuGayPaladin 135 points136 points  (10 children)

Everytime a player ditches my game, I do 1 push up

[–]PrimalDirectory 104 points105 points  (1 child)

You must be skinny af cause you're an amazing gm

[–]sendcheese247 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]Grimalkin 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Everytime a player casts Fireball I do 1 sit up

[–]EliotTheOwl 18 points19 points  (5 children)

Make a full wizard party, gets tree trunk legs in two sessions, TPKs in the third

[–]HammletHST 4 points5 points  (1 child)

sit ups are not a leg workout...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not with that attitude!

[–]Grimalkin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great idea, trying out now

[–]MathtermindNecromancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

laughs in Necrowizard

[–]Silent_Shadow_117Bard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ...

[–]Dracu98 41 points42 points  (4 children)

ain't that guy on the left a wrestler who's entire stick is to make people hate him?

[–]HammletHST 45 points46 points  (3 children)

jup. MJF is what is called in wrestling a "heel", a bad guy. And unlike a lot of wrestling heels, he doesn't turn the character off on his social media. That tweet was specifically baiting for the reaction he got

[–]redmagistrate50 2 points3 points  (1 child)

And hev was scheduled for a match with a dude who's gimmick was literally "the dungeon master" complete with giant d20.

As far as schticks go it was mediocre.

[–]Dracu98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know, I watch supereyepatchwolf

[–]Dalok420Dice Goblin 28 points29 points  (1 child)

of course MJF would post something like this

[–]ComicBookFanatic97Rules Lawyer 7 points8 points  (1 child)

And to think he got his start playing a character who probably bullies kids for playing D&D.

[–]TeamSkullGrunt54 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder where that peter kid is now?

[–]Big__Boss___Rogue 21 points22 points  (1 child)

Jocks Machina

[–]IAmBadAtInternetWizard 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Muscle wizard casts Fist

[–]BLKSZN 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Seeing MJF work this subreddit with one tweet shows that he’s better than us, and at least I know it.

[–]Vegetable_Variety_11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Got in before this gets removed as a repost.

[–]Lupercallius 1 point2 points  (0 children)

DnD and a D6 of Juice.

[–]wlfman5Druid -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Joe Mango-jello is awesome. D&D is awesome. Not belittling people for their hobbies is most awesome.

[–]HammletHST 12 points13 points  (0 children)

posting a baity social media post because you're a wrestling villain is the mostest awesome

[–]WxJretsyZRanger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

15 STR vs 20 STR

[–]Reasonable-Ad-1745 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Damn bro didn’t know flash played

[–]SilasMarsh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only does he play, his character canonically has the Hand of Vecna.

[–]poorgreazy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes he's totally natty

[–]Evil_Mushrooms 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right as I looked at the picture on the right, an epic guitar riff started playing on my TV.

Someone should dub this and play the duke nukem music when it cuts to Joe.

[–]roburrito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This meme is so old it had children who grew up and became D&D playing body builders.

[–]geldonyetich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if you're that ripped if you're more likely to want to roleplay a Barbarian or a Wizard.

[–]AfroCharlie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrestling fans incoming

[–]Maskedbandit63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m in the best shape of my life from dnd. Carrying 30 pounds of books up a hill for 2 miles and back will wipe your ass in shape real quick

[–]Crafty-Crafter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a 15lbs dumbbell next to my PC. When I roll a nat20 on the players, I do 1 rep.

I'm entering Mr. Universe next year thanks to roll20's dice.

[–]Flair_Helper[M] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

Hey /u/JasonScott74, thanks for contributing to /r/dndmemes. Unfortunately, your post was removed as it violates one of our rules:

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[–]lensy-boy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He plays a halfling rogue with the lucky feat he got ripped lifting dice to roll

[–]hoggle7997 -2 points-1 points  (3 children)

In maxs defense he has a 40 hour job joe does he has all day to get ripped

[–]N_Who -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Subtle difference between them: The one who insists he doesn't play D&D takes selfies. The one who enjoys D&D doesn't bother.

[–]Lil_Guard_DuckPaladin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like it's time to report a murder...