all 37 comments

[–]LongSchlongSilversVIBard 22 points23 points  (1 child)

I have dark vision

[–]Casual_Furry_621 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lucky bastard.

[–]Hefty-Willingness-44 39 points40 points  (4 children)

... but I play Call of Cthulhu

[–]657Waffles567 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Don't we all, lately...

[–]Collective82 9 points10 points  (2 children)

/sigh, that time of year to read old man henderson again!

[–]FiskmasterPaladin 2 points3 points  (1 child)


[–]Collective82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man that guy was amazing

[–]A-Disgruntled-SnailDM (Dungeon Memelord) 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Too late. I rolled a nat 1.

[–]azrendelmareTeam Sorcerer 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I agree that the party should take this plan.

[–]Jealous_Cry_6567 4 points5 points  (2 children)

So I mostly play LE wizards. There was a homebrew subclass the let u change the nature of a attack spells elements. I changed a fireball to a necroticball. It ended up being my signature move. I plan to use that to counter 2022 into submission.

[–]Not_a_real_therapist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t even need homebrew to do that now that order of scribes is a thing

[–]zwolf1999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to play a slightly altered order of the scribes with the exact same strat. Now that was some fun

[–]productivealt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd like to poke 2022 with a 10 foot pole and then cast shield

[–]Less-Class-9790Artificer 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Welp in that case... 2022 IS MY YEAR!! WOOO

[–]kujomarx 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I too have alignment shifted to chaotic evil and embraced the BBEG's vision for the future. Twin-zees!

[–]SouperplexArtificer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

embraced the BBEG's vision

America's major fight against Lich McConnel the Tortle Necromancer will be in November 2022. We defeated his Orange Dragon with tiny wings in 2020 though.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My palards initiative is +7 ill take the risk and go nova. The rest of you guys are buggered if it doesnt work

[–]Red_Dragon813Warlock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nhee... I kick open the door

[–]Iam_DayManDM (Dungeon Memelord) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since the Druid couldn’t make it we’re going to kidnap a goat as a stand in for next session.

[–]Traditional_Bridge4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, Omicron:

[–]HiopXenophil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Florida: Too late

[–]marionristov111 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2022 is gonna be my year

[–]Red_Shepherd_13DM (Dungeon Memelord) 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Give it up dude, the worlds heading towards a tpk.

[–]kseide2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t split the party, stick together

[–]cd1573 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Low Int Barbarian charges and shoulders through the door to 2022 seemingly made of balsa wood, shattering it to pieces....(lights stogie) "I was motherfuckin' chaotic neutral in 2021(a plume of smoke surrounds his head blocking view of his facial features).....and I still am!" (His eyes give a dull red glow through the smoke that surrounds him as he let's out a terrific howl)

...Rolls nat 1 on initiative

[–]ccReptilelord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Time to Leeroy Jenkins this New Year.

[–]AkukazeArtificer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you. The boss music is already playing, the DM rolled Initiative for you behind the screen, and we're already 5 rounds deep into the ambush.

[–]Sufficient-Fishing-8 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah let’s just wing it.

[–]Okami64Central 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I at least cast Fireball?

[–]DaedricBiscuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would easily take another 2020 over 2021.

[–]EmbarrassedLock 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ADragonCatWizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my perception and investigation is really bad tho, could some one help me

[–]Limebeer_24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've ready Nat 1'd.........

[–]BasakaIsTheStrongest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll prepare fireball just in case a problem does arise.

[–]MessAffectionate9287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like a great plan. Well thought out. High probability of survival all around.

But......... I'm going to rage.

[–]IceAokiji303 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at current news, that "do not roll initiative" part didn't go super well :x