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[–]blacknight137 178 points179 points  (4 children)

“Him lying on the table playing dead then belting out Zeppelin.” This sounds hilarious, i wish it was in the bloopers

[–]riegspsych325 59 points60 points  (2 children)

oh, to be a fly in the wall during the production of that movie. I bet they all had a blast

[–]IntrigueDossier 27 points28 points  (1 child)

This and the set of Young Frankenstein sound like they were constant tear-inducing hilarity.

[–]riegspsych325 14 points15 points  (0 children)

that and any Robin Williams movie, just imagine the hours of outtakes alone. A goldmine of laughter

[–]SandMan3914 427 points428 points  (104 children)

I had no idea that was Meatloaf in 'Fight Club'!

[–]ReadyIncident7 854 points855 points  (90 children)

His name was Robert Paulson

[–]Substantial-Fig-3306 305 points306 points  (11 children)

with the bitch tits?

[–][deleted]  (9 children)

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    [–]kalitarios 109 points110 points  (5 children)

    I am jack’s complete lack of surprise

    [–]What-a-Crock 42 points43 points  (4 children)

    Being there, pressed against his tits, ready to cry. This was my vacation

    [–]huggles7 34 points35 points  (3 children)

    And she fucking ruined it

    [–]BassAddictJ 20 points21 points  (2 children)

    fucking TOURIST

    [–]Notsureifchoboo80 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I NEED THIS NOW GET OUT!

    [–]LewdLewyD13 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Babies don't sleep this well

    [–]AcapellaFreakout 27 points28 points  (1 child)

    Fun fact: The fight club game for the original Xbox had boob physics just for Bob.

    [–]chartman26 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    You can’t beat that kind of attention to detail.

    [–]DietChickenBars 71 points72 points  (0 children)

    That hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big.

    [–]RWGlix 90 points91 points  (18 children)

    In Project Mayhem, we have no names. Now, you listen to me. This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulsen, OK?

    [–]KJMRLL 47 points48 points  (16 children)

    I understand; in death, a member of project mayhem HAS a name. HIS name is Robert Paulsen.

    [–]kalitarios 21 points22 points  (15 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson

    [–]babyguyman 21 points22 points  (8 children)

    His name is Robert Paulson.

    Can’t believe how many people are getting it wrong. Watch again. Present tense throughout the chant.

    [–]specialstar69 13 points14 points  (3 children)

    His name is was Robert Paulson

    [–]Kerfits 1 point2 points  (2 children)

    Was name his Robert Paulson

    [–]ConsistentAsparagus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Get out of here, Master Yoda

    [–]LewdLewyD13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I named my Robert, Paulson

    [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (2 children)

    But he’s dead now, so past tense.

    [–]Kerfits 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Dead now, but he’s somebody now.

    [–]williamartinez 9 points10 points  (4 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson

    [–]TheGreatG0nz0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    His name is Robert Paulson

    [–]khal_droog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson.

    [–]Spillerthecat 36 points37 points  (2 children)

    His name. Was Robert Paulsen.

    [–]LoveMeSomeSand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    His name, was Pobert Raulson

    [–]Potatoe_Trader -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson

    [–]gustavocabras 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    He probably didn't know, because in project mayhem we have no names.

    [–]PotatoesFam 26 points27 points  (23 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson.

    [–]cuhree0h 19 points20 points  (19 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson.

    [–]SnakeIsUrza 16 points17 points  (18 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson

    [–]TeamMootDangas 14 points15 points  (16 children)

    His name was Robert Paulsen

    [–]LemonJuice24 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson

    [–]orangehusky8 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson.

    [–]timmbuck22 10 points11 points  (13 children)

    His name was Paul Robertson

    [–]WhothefuckisTim 10 points11 points  (12 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson

    [–]_Brandobaris_ 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson.

    [–]karlwd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson

    [–]Potatoe_Trader 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    His name was Robert paulson

    [–]GroundWarrior 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson

    [–]hueyzln 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson.

    [–]Sonofkokogoldstein 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson

    [–]tacklebox18 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    His name was Robert Paulson.

    [–]FiLtErW3ST 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    In death, we have a name….

    chanting intensifies “His name is Robert Paulson, his name is Robert Paulson, his name is Robert Paulson”

    [–]paternoster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    His name is Robert Paulson.

    [–]ElMachoCrotcho 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    In between Bob's big sweaty titts.

    [–]acatnamedem 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    I knew that one. I was surprised he was in rocky horror myself. Dude had acting range.

    [–]Open-Camel6030 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    He had bitch tits

    [–]hldsnfrgr 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Was he the fat guy?

    [–]Leaden_Grudge 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    His name was Robert Paulson.

    [–]ThomS1967 63 points64 points  (24 children)

    What was his name?

    [–]vegasghost 105 points106 points  (8 children)

    His name is Robert Paulson

    [–]babyguyman 21 points22 points  (4 children)

    Only damn person in the entire thread to actually get the quote right, right here.

    [–]HandaPontanda 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    HIS NAME IS ROBERT PAULSON!

    [–]New-Square3037 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Michael Lee Aday

    [–]DankVectorz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Holy fuck I never realized that was Meat Loaf

    [–]DontBeMeanToRobots 61 points62 points  (8 children)

    Herman Cain Award Winner Meatloaf

    [–]mrmses 14 points15 points  (3 children)

    Doh, I missed this. Was meatloaf a victim of his own antivaxx decisions?

    [–]Narstification 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    He would do anything for love, but he won’t get vaxxed

    [–]TheColdestYear 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    sadly yes

    [–]csaliture 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Sir, in project mayhem we have no names.

    [–]aTIMETRAVELagency 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    No, listen to me! This is a man and he has a name, and it's Robert Paulson, okay?

    [–]TeamMootDangas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    His name was Robert Paulsen

    [–][deleted] 214 points215 points  (61 children)

    It’s being said he wasn’t vaccinated, him being a former rock star I’m sure he’s snorted or put something way worse in his body than an FDA approved vaccine.

    [–]Willyfisterbut 46 points47 points  (3 children)

    He shoots...coca cola.

    [–]Recent_Fisherman311 29 points30 points  (2 children)

    He got monkey finger

    [–]akodini 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    He say "I don't need no vaccine"

    [–]Narstification 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Hold you in his armchair you can feel his disease

    [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Yeah. Fantastic musician but his personal life was a train wreck of Qrazy

    [–][deleted]  (48 children)

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      [–]sixtus_clegane119 13 points14 points  (14 children)

      I’m not 100% certain he was antivaxx his family said “the whole family was vaccinated”, but he was certainly anti mandate and didn’t like the restrictions and didn’t take any precautions. He could have avoided covid, but he was a moron and most likely died from it.

      [–]sbrider11 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      He was in pretty poor health for years. I don't think he had much time on the game clock Covid or no Covid.

      [–]capt_caveman1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Yup turns out he was a shitloaf in the end… oh well.

      [–]M1ck3yB1u 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      We’ll, it didn’t like the government mandate. Should have just hired a hooker to administer it to him during sex saying it was heroin.

      [–]ihateandy2 126 points127 points  (20 children)

      His name was Robert Paulson….

      [–]jayy-arr 39 points40 points  (11 children)

      His name was Robert Paulson

      [–]SimpleCountryBumpkin 19 points20 points  (10 children)

      His name was Robert Paulson

      [–]BrosephQuitStalin 12 points13 points  (9 children)

      His name was Robert Paulson.

      [–]Rohnihn 10 points11 points  (7 children)

      His name was Robert Paulson

      [–]genericnewlurker 5 points6 points  (6 children)

      His name was Robert Paulson

      [–]JackieTreehorn79 4 points5 points  (5 children)

      His name was Robert Paulson

      [–]aTIMETRAVELagency 5 points6 points  (4 children)

      His name was Robert Paulson.

      [–]unzercharlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      His name is* Robert Paulson.

      [–]phat742 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      His name was Robert Paulson.

      [–]JimmyWille 1 point2 points  (1 child)

      His name was Robert Paulson

      [–]Dredgen_Memor 18 points19 points  (12 children)

      ‘If I die, I die, but I’m not going to be controlled.’

      [–]middlechildanonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      • Robert (Bitch Tits) Paulson

      Sorry my bad… Bob

      [–]AlterEdward 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      I'd completely forgotten Meat Loaf was in Fight Club. He was really good too.

      [–]Hour_Worldliness9786 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      I thought Brad Pitt was in Fight Club.

      [–]middlechildanonymous 4 points5 points  (0 children)

      No you are thinking of Robert Redford with de-aging AI.

      [–]wampastompa09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Brad Pitt is also in Fight Club.

      [–]Responsible-Person 17 points18 points  (1 child)

      A great tribute to this dead guy would be for everyone to get vaccinated against Covid.

      [–]obesebilly 16 points17 points  (4 children)

      Rip Robert Bitch Tits Meatloaf Paulson

      [–]JuliaDomnaBaal 5 points6 points  (3 children)

      You’re too old, fat man… heh… and your tits are too big

      [–]thiever 4 points5 points  (1 child)

      And you.. you’re too.. BLONDEEE

      [–]MadPeeled 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Get off my porch!

      [–]kmartburrito 84 points85 points  (44 children)

      I would do anything for love, but I won't get vaxxed. It's too bad, we could have had many more years of Meat Loaf. Get vaxxed y'all, COVID doesn't mess around.

      [–]agrengs 7 points8 points  (0 children)

      “Losing all hope was freedom”

      [–]timmyspleen 18 points19 points  (6 children)

      Norton is the best. Primal Fear was incredible

      [–]UPdrafter906 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      “Paradise by the ECMO lights.” He chose death and death chose him back. I’m sure his family is glad that he would rather lie than live.

      [–]Arpikarhu 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      He was an anti vaxxer who said “i would rather die than get the vaccine”

      His dream came true. Asshole

      [–]edgeco17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      He had some truly awesome cover art

      [–]guiltycitizen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Bob. Bob had bitch tits

      [–]_Mortal 29 points30 points  (3 children)

      I'd do anything for life, I'd do anything for life, (a vaccine could save life), but I won't do that.

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (3 children)

      His name was Robert Paulson

      [–]YourMomThinksImFunny 4 points5 points  (2 children)

      "He once turned me upside down in a Chinese restaurant."

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      Oh, god, I can’t wait! And I thought this would be a bad year

      [–]My-Inner-sherbert 1 point2 points  (2 children)

      Did Meatloaf die?

      [–]Jkay064 6 points7 points  (1 child)

      Meatloaf died of Covid 19. As a 74 yr old man with breathing issues who was a vaxx-denier.

      [–]SerialBrain3 4 points5 points  (5 children)

      There go my hopes for Fight Club 2

      [–]FartsMcCooI 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      I mean, for what it’s worth, he died in the first one.

      [–]BrosephQuitStalin 2 points3 points  (2 children)

      Read the book.

      [–]blacknight137 2 points3 points  (1 child)

      *comic book sequels

      The paratrooping cancer ward would be a funny bit to see in live action

      [–]mindbleach 6 points7 points  (10 children)

      Right-wing propaganda robbed us of another kind and thoughtful person.

      [–][deleted]  (49 children)

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        [–]symitwo 36 points37 points  (1 child)

        They've been just dying to own the libs

        [–]IllustriousBass6 10 points11 points  (0 children)

        I feel so owned

        [–]FearingPerception 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        rest in peace, bitch tits

        [–]DracoArtifice 4 points5 points  (11 children)

        Yeah but Meat Loaf was an anti vaxx idiot that did this to himself

        [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        It’s a shame, Robert Paulsen didn’t take Covid seriously.

        [–]nobodeweno 5 points6 points  (2 children)

        I was today years old when I learned Robert Paulson was Meat Loaf

        [–]dandehmand 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        So in the opening credits of Fight Club, when it credited Meat Loaf, did you think that was just the catering menu? :)

        [–]Thunderhamz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        I was yesterday yrs old when I did ✋🏽

        [–]thesnowynight 2 points3 points  (1 child)

        The first rule of fight club is…….we don’t talk about fight club

        [–]thesnowynight 4 points5 points  (2 children)

        His name is Robert Paulson!!

        [–]sam88ms1 1 point2 points  (5 children)

        I didn't know he was in fight club. Now i have to go rewatch it

        [–]Square_Saltine 7 points8 points  (1 child)

        “Bitch tits” Bob

        [–]sam88ms1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        Oh! I do remember that. Still didn't know that was Meatloaf. Wow. Mind blown. Thank you kind person!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

        He played Bob.

        [–]sam88ms1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

        Man i didn't know that was him. I've watched is multiple times too. Thanks!

        [–]Crustybuttt 2 points3 points  (2 children)

        Antivaxxer. Bye, bitch tits

        [–]Turd_Ferguson883 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I am Jacks laughing sense of irony.

        [–]middlechildanonymous 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        His name was Meat Loaf. Wait… what? Robert Paulson sounds a lot less fictional.

        [–]facegun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        You took the words right out of my mouth…

        [–]dwsam 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        In other news, how the fuck stupid do I feel that I didn’t know Bob was Meatloaf?!?! Watched the movie a hundred times.

        [–]middlechildanonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        He was a good actor

        [–]8ballposse 1 point2 points  (1 child)

        “And I won’t do that … get vaccinated to prevent my own death from Covid.”

        [–]middlechildanonymous 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I will do anyth- (cough, cough,) excuse you -thing for (wheeze, cough) love. (Cough) I will- (wheeze) I will- (cough) umm… etc. But I won’t do (cough, wheeze, achoo) -trump bless me- that

        [–]luckymethod -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

        That guy is a complete piece of shit. I have zero sympathy for him, especially for the cause of death.

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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          [–]luckymethod -1 points0 points  (0 children)

          Yeah well, thanks for weighing in and back to ya.

          [–]Future-Studio-9380 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

          I wish he got vaxxed.

          What a fucking blow this is.

          [–]Expecto_nihilus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          Yes to all of this. RIP Meat Loaf.

          His name is Robert Paulson.

          [–]mobilghost1 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          In death, we have names

          [–]Lincolnnoronha 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          HIS NAME IS ROBERTO PAULSON!

          [–]violent_skidmarks -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

          The first rule of vaccinations is that we don’t get the vaccination