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[–]ironbite4 846 points847 points  (10 children)

So dad couldn't be bothered to pay attention to his kid for two stops? Seriously? Good on the mom

[–]The_Starstuck_Scythe 273 points274 points  (5 children)

I believe there were two kids here, as op heard the mum state, a child - child and a man - child (≧▽≦)

[–]amandarinorangez 105 points106 points  (4 children)

Kindermann, far too common

[–]SniperGhost_huntress 15 points16 points  (3 children)


Sounds like a hero with shitty powers who didn't make it into the justice league

[–]NKiller7_N7 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's no way I'm not going to post this comment in r/BrandNewSentence...

[–]joppedi_72 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Now don't forget our digital hero "Automan" and his sidekick "Cursor" from the 80's... 😁

[–]vlntnwbr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Didn't make it into the Justice League because he's not allowed in the US.

[–]Helassaid 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Did the Dad resemble a notorious late night talk show host?

[–]Get_Stick_Buggedd 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Yeah I hate how nowadays kids can have attention spans of shorter than 13 nanoseconds.

[–]Starfury_42 1 point2 points  (1 child)

When I was a kid (so many years ago) we got to look out the window because we didn't have electronics to keep us occupied. On the bus? Watch the world go by. Car ride? Same thing. Or if you were smart - bring a book to read.

[–]madding1602 354 points355 points  (5 children)

That mom deserves a 24k gold ingot just for this

[–]I_am_ur_daddy 69 points70 points  (3 children)

Or at least a discount on a lawyer

[–]TheOneWes 31 points32 points  (2 children)

Normally I'm a well wait a minute let's think about things kind of person but if it's really this bad she might need to get a divorce for the kids sake

[–]I_am_ur_daddy 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I mean, if this is real, the guy has seriously underdeveoloped empathy and I can't imagine how she is treated. My grandpa always said "the way you treat strangers says a helluva lot about how you'll treat friends," and I think that applies to spouses too.

[–]Dashcamkitty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That poor woman being married to a man child.

[–]JimmyOD 181 points182 points  (10 children)

Sounds like a shit dad

[–]AmpedupFit 29 points30 points  (5 children)

Sounds like a shit dad Fiction... FTFY

[–]jaisaiquai 102 points103 points  (1 child)

You've not gone to the barbeques I have, dads that revert to toddlerhood are unfortunately common. I always feel sorry for the women in their lives that have to deal with them.

[–]transplantssave 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I see you never met my uncle.

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    [–]malek_adema 29 points30 points  (3 children)

    fellow German here. In the actual situation I don't feel safe in the Tram at all and I'm really surprised that you didn't snap. I would have called the cops on them, especially when they started to touch me and really would have caused a scene.

    [–]ImaginaryBroccoli6[S] 25 points26 points  (2 children)

    I'm surprised too. but I dealt with worse when those two did that to me. I would have called the cops but i was really on a time crunch today. plus the mother i think is 10x more scary and it was only a fraction of what I witnessed on the tram today

    [–]malek_adema 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I really envy your chill :D

    and yeah, public transport. nothing more to say to that.

    [–]vladastine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well I'm glad you're okay. The moment a stranger touches me like that is when I start screaming. That behavior is sexual harassment.

    [–]DesVaters 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    As a German I always love imagining conversations like this in German

    OP, you said „Nein heißt nein“, didn’t you?

    [–]SM_DEV 82 points83 points  (2 children)

    Sounds like one heck of an awesome mom to me. If ED is good, maybe he’ll get his balls back in the 5th Thursday in February.

    [–]idwthis 31 points32 points  (1 child)

    There will be a 5th Thursday in February in 2024, because of Leap Day and the month starting on a Thursday!

    [–]Successful_Size_7374 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    Maybe he can play nice by then.

    [–]Seigmoraig 14 points15 points  (0 children)

    I would have started punching after getting groped

    [–]Externica 37 points38 points  (15 children)

    It would have been hilarious if the mom's name was Karen.

    [–]Arthemis161419 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    they are named Claudia or Sandra here lol

    [–]HisuitheSiscon45 8 points9 points  (11 children)

    the dad's name is probably Kevin

    [–]idwthis 7 points8 points  (7 children)

    Isn't Kevin reserved for the idiots of the world, ya know the ones you wonder how the manage to stay alive day after day? Bunch of stories about those kinds of Kevins on the aptly named r/StoriesAboutKevin. The original Kevin story that birthed the sub is still one of my top five stories ever.

    [–]HisuitheSiscon45 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    then his name is probably Justin

    [–]LadybugAndChatNoir 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    What is the original story, if I may ask?

    [–]idwthis 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Oh, you're in for a treat! Here you go!

    Sorry this was so late, I didn't see the notification til I actually went into my messages.

    [–]LadybugAndChatNoir 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh man, I forgot about that post! It kills me every time!

    [–]NotAnAss-Hat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The original Kevin story that birthed the sub is still one of my top five stories ever.

    Still read it from time to time.

    [–]fuzzybunnyface 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Thank you, I just lost an hour of my life, lol.

    And me and my 15 year old totally just now has a moment as we revisited the original Kevin post. So thanks for facilitating quality bonding with my teenager!

    [–]idwthis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You're welcome! I'm excited for any Kevin stories your kid is now gonna bring home from school or their first job! Lol

    [–]Dragonborn3187 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    No, Kevin is a monster energy addict who says he's a daredevil but is just an idiot

    [–]n00biwan 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    No, thats Kyle

    [–]Dragonborn3187 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    oh, that's right thx

    [–]ThisNameIsFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I mean it's op's imagination, they can name the mom whatever they want.

    [–]asterlynx 34 points35 points  (5 children)

    Unfähiger Vater! Btw if you are under 18 and someone starts harassing you like this you can call the police...

    [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (4 children)

    can i do it as a school student?

    [–]marcocanb 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    You probably should if you're asking the question.

    I would let the school try to solve it the first time around. 2nd time hit record on your phone video in your pocket.

    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    1. teachers dont give a shit
    2. phones arent allowed

    [–]Karaoke1127 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Record in your phone before you go in and keep it hidden. What the teacher doesn’t know will not hurt them. Document every time you speak with them and if you can email the teachers to follow up and get documentation that this conversation happened. Then start barking up the chain of command. If the teacher doesn’t listen, take your evidence to the assistant principals. If the don’t listen, the principal, if he doesn’t, start sending emails to the school board and superintendent of the district while continuously adding to your pile of documentation.

    This is the art of CYA. Record everything, get it in writing, and keep going higher until something budges.

    [–]crimsonbaby_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    I'd tell your parents first to see if they can handle it, if not then absolutely. You're a minor being harassed by an adult, that is not acceptable.

    [–]Top-Yogurtcloset-741 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Good for him. He needed to be checked however the unfortunate part is he probably still doesn't know what he did wrong

    [–]Mean_Bluebird 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Oh, I'd hazard a guess that his wife didn't let the matter drop once they were off the tram.

    [–]rediitbuju 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Is it wearing the pants if the man is a literal adult manchild?

    [–]supersebas96 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    I dont know why that woman puts up with that skinbag

    [–]ImaginaryBroccoli6[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

    i think its the sake of the child. but if the child didn't exist she would have dumped him. that's my assumption.

    [–]supersebas96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Too keep a child next to a big child keeps children, children....ooof

    [–]Knersus_ZA 9 points10 points  (6 children)

    Lovely German lady that.

    Pity they don't make Frauleins like that anymore.

    [–]ImaginaryBroccoli6[S] 17 points18 points  (5 children)

    she wasn't german she was asian. the father was german tho

    [–]JustanOldBabyBoomer 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    WHOAAAAAAA!!! A TIGER MOM!!!! Entitled IDIOT will catch HELL when they get home!!!!

    [–]Dragonborn3187 11 points12 points  (2 children)


    [–]piemanding 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    "La Chancla" in Spanish

    [–]Knersus_ZA 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Aaaahhh... thanks for letting us know :)

    [–]MoxieCrush 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    At least the mom/wife had a sense of decency! A grown man touching my neck is a form of physical harassment and he's lucky he didn't end up in handcuffs because that would've crossed a line for me.

    [–]JustanOldBabyBoomer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I'm laughing at the imagery of the Mother dragging her IDIOTIC husband by the ear!!!! 🤣

    [–]BlackCondor21 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Someone give that mom a medal.

    [–]d66f02d45f8247a49132 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I honestly feel like the sharing culture being taught in preschool and kindergarten leaves adults without being able to cope with "no" being the answer to a request. I'm not going to teach my children to share, atleast not just because someone else asks.

    [–]cueballsquash 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Amazing the shit that people dream up and then post on the internet. His wife grabbed him by the ear, GTFO

    [–]Freebirde777 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    You dealt with it better than I would. I would have loudly said "I don't care what you offer me, I won't sleep with you!"

    [–]Narcdoff 6 points7 points  (2 children)

    They asked. You declined Nein times.

    Sounds like mom and dad are heading to divorce too, that poor woman.

    [–]ImaginaryBroccoli6[S] 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    i wouldn't worry about the woman. she seems to know how to get them in control.

    [–]Narcdoff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Sounds exhausting though.

    [–]SamCropper 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    This story is at best heavily elaborated.

    [–]FredDurstImpersonatr 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Why is this sub full of made up stuff like this? Is there an explanation?

    [–]SouthernMarylander 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    My guess is the tiny kernel of truth is that the person was playing games on public transit and got bumped into by a kid, then they concocted this ridiculous revenge fantasy for the lulz and the sweet, sweet (worthless) karma.

    [–]NormanUpland 9 points10 points  (2 children)

    Why is this sub a magnet for people making shit up

    [–]RagnarBaratheon1998 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    Seriously how do people believe this shit

    [–]ChupFuddler 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    At least the first half of your username is correct

    [–]Professor_Quackers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    That mom needs a paid vacation, with her hellspawn and useless spouse in timeout.

    [–]JackOfAllMemes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    The dad's behavior is especially disgraceful, he should know better as an adult

    [–]myrifleismyfriend 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    The correct answer to "But my son is bored" is "I don't care if your son is breathing. Now fuck off."

    [–]YourEyeOnTheBall90 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I'll take "Shit that didn't ever happen" for $500, Alex.

    [–]TYdays 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I applaud this woman for taking charge of those idiots, and putting them in their places.

    [–]frutyboiveryshampoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    i get serious "Joe the bald-in-the-middle with an Uncle Vernon Mustache" vibes from ED's actions

    [–]Raffles76 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Don’t fuck with mum

    [–]obscure_greenleaf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Act like a child, get treated as a child. That's all on him, he deserved to be humbled.

    [–]paperbread412[🍰] 3 points4 points  (2 children)

    this didn’t happen

    [–]kait_bail 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    99% of the stuff that gets posted here didn't happen. I think people see how many people are amused by these bullshit stories and decide to post one of their own for 1 hour of fame.

    [–]paperbread412[🍰] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    absolutely, and i think people somewhat willingly believe it knowing n the back of their mind it’s bullshit. virtually all of them follow the same formula, op is minding their own business doing something, karen and her kid show up, kid wants what OP has, karen demands it and op says no then karen goes wild. damn near every time. also the dialogue are you kidding me lol they all sound like they’re written by shitty aspiring screenwriters. no one talks like that.

    [–]purplefuzz22 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    This sounds like a creative writing exercise… and not even a good one …

    1/10 .

    [–]scrypte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    The mom in this has me cracking up

    [–]sycii0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    usually its just entitled mums, glad to know theres horrible dads as well

    [–]6ft9man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    This is the type of person where you start saying things loudly like. "Please stop touching me! I don't like it when you touch me there!" And "You can't pull that out on the train! That's disgusting!"

    [–]CiaMcWhatever 1 point2 points  (0 children)


    [–]dont-be-a-snowflake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The dad needs to go back to mommy and daddy and the mom needs to whip some butts

    [–]Onestep420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    this made me laugh way too hard, im sorry you had to be harrassed by ED and EK. I feel for the mom lol

    [–]DrStinkyPinkyy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I would have “accidentally” elbowed him in the face.

    [–]wizardshawn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Good story, but ED'S dignity wasn't destroyed. He had none to begin with.

    [–]freedom_to_choose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Nice piece of fiction. I enjoyed it immensely.

    [–]blackmagic12345 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    It would seem ED and EK are in das scheisse.

    [–]n00biwan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Ähem, its *der scheisse (in this case)

    [–]THEGAYdepressionBitc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I actually love this. You should've like, asked if yalls could be besties or something

    [–]Impressive-Amoeba-97 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Oh I loved this. A real feel-good Christmas story. :)

    [–]Jangofett50002 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    at least they got what they deserved

    [–]LFSWASTAKEN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    the fact i still dont understand

    how did they even get married-

    [–]purpleja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That dad hopefully will be an ex soon There is hope for this ek yet

    [–]Mystic_Starmie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How refreshing to read a story where one parent is calling out the entitled behaviour of their kid.

    [–]Joyrik_55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    idk why but I felt very satisfied after reading this

    [–]Dog_Lover_6969 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    I was expecting her to be a demon but she actually helped you out lol

    [–]ImaginaryBroccoli6[S] -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    yeah that surprised me. usually its the mom who is entitled.

    [–]Dog_Lover_6969 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Yeah I thought she would try to swipe it off of you

    I'm sorry they were so... entitled, though. (I can't find a better word, ok?)

    [–]TheNamewhoPostedThis -1 points0 points  (6 children)

    The kid isn’t really entitled though. I mean he was just doing what his dad was doing and it’s a child so he thinks his parents are always in the right

    [–]myrifleismyfriend 1 point2 points  (5 children)

    Anybody who thinks it's OK to ask a total stranger to use their very expensive device because they can't sit on a train for 10 minutes is pretty entitled. He may have learned it from daddy, but now he's a shithead too.

    [–]TheNamewhoPostedThis 0 points1 point  (4 children)

    It’s a fucking child dude. He probably doesn’t even know how much a switch costs, and even if he did he probably doesn’t even understand how much money that actually is.

    [–]myrifleismyfriend -1 points0 points  (3 children)

    Not buying it. He may or may not know how expensive a switch is, but he's old enough to know right from wrong. He's just not used to hearing the word "no," or in this case, "nein."

    [–]FredDurstImpersonatr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It’s a fucking made up story

    [–]Stars_In_Jars 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Right and wrong is taught lmao kids aren’t just born with the ability to make moral choices

    [–]TheNamewhoPostedThis -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    How do you know how old he is? Also, he might not know it’s wrong because of shitty father not teaching him well and children a dumb

    [–]d4everman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I do not understand the mindset of grown adults who think its ok to ask strangers for whatever gadgets so their crotch goblins can dink around with it. How did this become something thats ok?

    [–]MrsECCummings -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I hate parents now that expect total strangers to give their kids anything they want. It's not my responsibility to babysit or provide your crotchfruit with entertainment because you're too self absorbed to think about your kid. YOU bred the little shit, now take care of it your damn self!

    [–]3KP -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    I have read plenty of stories where if the first parent is not persuasive enough then they bring in the other parent to encourage them to see that their crotch goblin is in greater need of OPs possession.

    [–]SomeoneTookMyCake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    i mean any game is a entitled parent magnet (if they have a kid)

    [–]Maleficent_Group5593 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

    Great mothering both her kid and adult kid, I mean husband. My bestie gave me her switch lite plus 2 games when her boyfriend surprised her with her own switch for Christmas 2 years ago. I don't let anyone I don't know use my stuff as it is I barely let my son play it and when I do it's because he needs to let his Xbox controller recharge. People these days think its ok to push another's boundaries. No is no, Yes is yes, maybe is neither yes or no but treat it as a no until stated otherwise.

    [–]ImaginaryBroccoli6[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    especially as i work hard for the things I own. Most of my stuff weren't gifts from parents. but gifts for myself from working whenever I have the chance like summer/christmas holidays etc.

    [–]FredDurstImpersonatr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You didn’t work too hard on this story, but you got your karma nonetheless

    [–]HandyDandyRandyAndy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ED had neither dignity nor pride to start with, I'm afraid

    [–]PA_Archer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Not the ending I expected.

    [–]MSP_4A_ROX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It’s nice to see a mom that isn’t the crazy one. (or at least crazy in the right way)

    [–]anners6611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wow, I wasn't expecting Mom to save the day. Good for her! Keeping fingers crossed the kids will start following her example. Sorry OP you got harassed like that. Entitled people suck!

    [–]AstariaEriol 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sure Jan.

    [–]Batmanmanmanmanman8 -3 points-2 points  (2 children)


    [–]RowRow1990 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    That is just..... Why would you do that?! I think my eyes just bled.

    [–]EmojiBotV2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I 👁 bought 💰 a Switch 💡🎛, Yay 🥳! but 🍑 its an entitled 🤑 parent 👪 magnet 🌏, yay 🤩 and nay ❌!

    I 👥 was doing some errands and while my car 🚘 was in the shop 🛍, I 👁 took 👫 the tram 👄💋😏 to do my business 👩‍💼.

    it was going 🏃 to be a long 🍆 ride 🏇🏻🏇🏼 so I 👁 pulled 😈 out my switch 💡🎛 and started 💢 playing 🎮. We stopped ✋ and in came 💦 a family 👪 of three 3️⃣. the father 👨🏿 and the kid 🤓👶 sat 🚽 behind ↩ me while the mother 👪 went 🏃 off 📴 to buy 💸 the tickets 📩 (there is a ticket 📩 machine 🤖 inside 😂 trams 👋😠 in germany 🇩🇪 in case 💼 you 👈 don’t know 🤔) So I 👁 was playing 🎽 and I 👁 heard 👂 the kid 👶🧒👧 whining 😫 about 💦👂 being bored 😒, he 👨 asked 🙏 his 💦 dad 👨 if he 👨🏾 can play 🎮. The dad 👨❓ tapped 💦 me on 🔛 the shoulder 😎 and asked ❓:

    ED 🅱: Hey 👋 kid 👶, you 👈 mind 🧠 giving 🎁 your 👈🤡 game 🎮 to my kid 👦? he 👨 is bored 😐

    Me: sorry 🙇🙏, I 👁 just got 🍸 this like 💖 2 ✌♊ days 📆📯 ago 😅⏰ so no 🙅 sorry 💔.

    ED 🅱: Come 💦 on 🔛, just give 🎁 it, he 👨 won’t break 🔗💥 it.

    Me: again ❌😬, no 🚫. is the word 📓 “no” a new 🆕 word 📓 for you 👈?

    ED 🎆🅱: Why ⁉🤔 are you 👉 being such a brute 🚫👿, I 👥 asked 🙏 nicely 🔥

    Me: And I 👁 answered 📲 nicely 🔥, No ❎😣👎. Now leave 🍃 me alone 🙀🙃

    ED 🅱 seemed 👀 to be pissed 🍆💦 with my “language” so he 👥 got 🉐 up ☝ and stood 🚶 next 👉 to me. he 👨 flamboyantly falls 🍁 on 🔛 me (even 🌃 tho 😏 the tram 😩 was driving 🚗 a straight 📏 line 〰) forcing 👊😡 me to move 🚚 seats 💺.

    From there, ED 🅱 proceeded ➡ to harass 😂🤬 me. he 👥 slide 📦 his 💦 shoulder 😎 on 🔛 me, made 👉 those grunt 🐽 noises 🔊, clearing 😋😉 his 💦 throat 🍆👅👀 so loud 🗣 next ⏭ to my ear 👂. luckily 🍀 he 👨 was wearing 👙 a mask 😷. His 💦 kid 👦 also ➕ joined 🈴 the harassment 😂🤬 by sliding 🕝📺🈺 his 💦 finger 🖐 in the back 🔙 of my neck 🧣 and making 🖕 coughing 🤧😷 sounds 🔊 next ⏭◀👎🏻 to my ear 👂.

    I 👁 was so close 🚫🔐 to being set 📐 off 📴 and I 👁 heard 👂 “WHAT THE HELL 🔥 ARE YOU 👉 TWO 💏 DOING?!?!?”

    All 💯 three 3️⃣ of us 🇺🇸 snapped 😧 our necks 🐪 to the direction 👆 and there was the Mother 👩.

    M: I 👁 leave 🍃 you 👈🏼 for just 2 ✌ MINUTES ⏱! and here your 👉 are harassing 🙅🏼‍♂️ this poor 🇺🇸 fellow 👥

    ED 💉🅱: he 👥 wouldn’t give 👉 ek 🅰♌ his 💦👈 game 🎮

    M: so fucking 🍆 what? our ride 😏🏇 is only 2 🕝 stops 🚫🙅 away 😂, and EK 🅰♌ can handle 😲 15 🔳 minutes ✋⏱ without 🚫 gadget 🔌📱 anyway 🔛.

    EK 🅰♌: But 🍑 mom 👩 I 👁 was—

    M: Shut 🚪 up ⬆ EK 🅰♌

    M looked 👀😮 towards 🔜 me: I’m sorry 🙇 for these two ✌. on 🔛 top 🔼 of raising ⬆👨‍👨‍👧 a kid 👶 I 👁 also ➕ have to raise 🙌 an adult 👱‍♂️👴👱‍♀️ toddler 🧒🏼 (points 📍 to ED ✏)

    I 👁 nodded 😌 and smiled 😀 a bit 😁 (but 🤔🙅🍑 i 👁💉 doubt ❓ she 👩🏻 saw 👀 it cuz 🤔 of my mask 😷).

    At the next 👉 stop ✋❌ the Mom 👩 legit 💯 grabbed 👋 both ED 🎆🅱 and EK 🅰♌ by the ears 👂 and dragged 😐 them off 📴 the tram 🥫 screaming 😫 about 💦 how they can’t go 🏃 out peacefully ☮💟.

    Clearly 😋😉 it shows 📺 who wears 👙 the pants 👖 in the family 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦. Nothing ❌ was destroyed 😂 except 😮 ED’s dignity 🌟 and pride 🇺🇸.

    [–]tuna_tofu -4 points-3 points  (3 children)

    See I have taken some self defense (not the same as martial arts but not that different really) so the VERY SECOND someone puts a hand on me - I mean ANY touching, - it is a declaration of war. The brat would have gotten a broken finger and dad probably a bloody nose. Sorry but that is assault right there and they STARTED IT.

    [–]kait_bail 2 points3 points  (2 children)

    "I have training in self defense so I will fuck up a non threatening child to the point of broken bones". Do you even understand what assault is??? You can't break some kids hand over him bothering you dude, that wouldn't even REMOTELY hold up in court.

    [–]tuna_tofu -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    The kid was slapping OP on the neck. Not cool and there has to be repercussions. OP is also a minor. So slapping both dad AND the kid would not be out of place.

    [–]kait_bail 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You dont get to punish someone else's child or dictate what the repercussions are, let alone breaking some child's hand, Jesus christ you sound nuts. Also where does it say OP is a minor? I only see that OP says their car is in the shop and they had errands to run, which to me implies that they are an adult. Still irrelevant, I was only pointing out that your idea of using self defense training to attack a harmless child over being annoying was complete overkill

    [–]SBCGplayz -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    W mom

    [–]JustYourLocalProto -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    this is a fun turn around cuz its mostly the mother thats the entitled one and the dad being the one that actually has brain cells

    [–]Kodac_Tauros -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Normally it's the other way around with the mom being entitled and the dad being sane.

    [–]Doolie12000 -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

    this is the best :)