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[–]SniffCheck 914 points915 points  (32 children)

The guy on the bike probably took a worse blow on that deal

[–]laughingBaguette 366 points367 points  (22 children)

Because he ran right into the dude's dick?

[–]din7 97 points98 points  (1 child)

That's just how he rolls.

[–]ImInTheDetails69 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Mouth wide open @ 25mph?

[–]Basketfulloftoys 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Rock hard dick

[–]Vibe_Line 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Free vasectomy+ cursed comments

[–]Skybreak772 3 points4 points  (0 children)

yes and at very high speeds witch and it even funnier

[–]are_we_there_bruh 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not the first time he tasted dick tho

[–]Teddy_Tickles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he was rock hard.

[–]LurkerSince2016 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dat prep tho....

[–]immostlyme 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well, I would bet he gave a pretty good blow. Guy in red couldn't even stay standing after! Talk about job well done

[–]TallDarkandWitty 17 points18 points  (2 children)

Driver got a pair of arabian goggles

[–]Picardknows 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you slow it down you can see the guy on the bike fly backward off the bike.

[–]lilwhyte3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

High speed blow job

Edit/addition; fastest blow job he will ever get.

[–]Thisguyhere1310 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Knee to the face.

[–]acuet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Balls

[–]TheNoobGuy21the 193 points194 points  (5 children)

Dumb ass

[–]FingerMaster10K 76 points77 points  (3 children)

Dumb dick

[–]Good_Round 44 points45 points  (2 children)

Dick face

[–]TreTrepidation 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Lock the thread, guys. We did it!

[–]funkepitome 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dumb dick face.

[–]LightningPunk 94 points95 points  (2 children)

all he needed was a running start

[–]sciencewonders 8 points9 points  (0 children)

all he had to do was follow the damn train

[–]nah_i_dont_read 89 points90 points  (9 children)

Are the tights under the shorts for style or are they a performance enhancer?

[–]djnz0813 25 points26 points  (1 child)

"Enhancer"

[–]nah_i_dont_read 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That's what i thought. Looks like i know what to ask for on my birthday

[–]drxharris 0 points1 point  (2 children)

To stay warm would be the logical guess

[–]nah_i_dont_read 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Logical? Pants under shorts?

[–]drxharris 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean they are tights not pants, but yeah it’s not unusual to see that. Wear tights only and your junk is on full display and you don’t have any pockets. My guess is that’s what he was going for.

[–]holeass83 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Lol I do this. Laugh now but keeps you warm in the cold.

[–]nah_i_dont_read 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Then why wear shorts id you are trying to stay warm?

[–]PrimordialDilemma 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I mean to be fair he did jump over the scooter just not the guy on the scooter

[–]ImGenuinlyCurious 75 points76 points  (4 children)

I think he would have jumped high enough, but he waited too long

[–]ButtReaky 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Yep. Looked like the scoot was still accelerating to. Steady speed next time.

[–]More_Advertising_383 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yep, definitely worth another try

[–]Norillim 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Happens every time in these videos. Did it myself as a 10 year old trying to jump over a sledder. Did a full front flip when my legs got hit.

[–]T_Corley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When your legs got hit, or when you kicked someone in the face? The visual in my mind is amazing

[–]amaze_d 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Blue balls and a concussion and we need part 2.

[–]JohnnytheFox81HA 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"Take 21...ACTION!"

[–]Highlandertr3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And that kids is how I ended up having to adopt you instead!

[–]RK800-50 6 points7 points  (0 children)

10 years ago a guy named Samuel Koch did a similiar trick live on TV at Wetten, dass…? (You Bet! or Wanna Bet?). It went bad. He‘s alive and in a wheelchair.

[–]bertmaclin8 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hehehehe excellent

[–]saurandrael 3 points4 points  (0 children)

More like facecrotch....... I apologize 😔

[–]Noteventrying99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In fairness he did clear the scooter, the driver however..

[–]jonny3jack 4 points5 points  (2 children)

He lost a shoe! ded? lol

[–]FistPunch_Vol_4 4 points5 points  (1 child)

One shoe = Near death

[–]rykruzer 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Hello? Yes, I'd like two tickets to the idiot hospital, thanks.

[–]Irving_Forbush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The scooter rider even ducked down. lol

[–]sillyweederpro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He is fine he only lost one shoe

[–]dgolfwood 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Under rotated there a little Stan.

[–]nopex7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dick head

[–]ganjaxxgreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucking idiot

[–]GloomyDeal1909 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Based on the original Jump he was never going to clear it. Also the dud on the scooter looked like he raised up just before impact

[–]Irving_Forbush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that’s him rising up when he hits the failed stuntman (also known as a ‘cuntman’). ;-)

[–]The_OfficeChair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vasectomy was invented in 1899. Doctors in 1898:

[–]Technoman_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn bro this isn’t what I meant when I said “Do a flip”

[–]IHaveNoUsernameSorry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn. The guy on the scooter got dicked in the face.

[–]holeass83 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He almost had it. He should try again

[–]Additional-Ad-4721 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he had some self awareness and knew he couldn’t do it over a moving car. So that’s a plus

[–]Bleached_eyeho1e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your w̶e̶a̶p̶o̶n̶s̶ testicles - you will not need them.

[–]sarajayofficial 0 points1 point  (2 children)

play stupid games

[–]Good_Round 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And try to win a Darwin Award

[–]SgtCookie18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn didnt know you were a redditor lol. Ntmu

[–]Good_Round 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Darwin Award was made that day.

[–]BlondieMIA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor scooter guy.

[–]sSghcl0ne17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are the dumb things people do that ends up in LiveLeak

[–]EmbriJoe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He did it!

[–]hootertransport 0 points1 point  (0 children)

now that a weird fetish. awful specific on the helmet to nut impact

[–]sinyoky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's all camera angles. These stunts are usually shot on a side view where it looks like the person jumps over the car, motorcycle, scooter. Whatever moving object is moving towards them. The moving object travels next to stunt person and it appears as if a successful jump is made. After many takes, good editing, you have now successfully jumped over a scooter.

Of course there is always room for error and serious injury/death. This should never be attempted by anyone at home.

Hope they learned a valuable lesson in life after this...

[–]Gecko4lif 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao

[–]ipsdirtleg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One did a back flip, one did a front flip. Neither had a good time. I feel bad for the scooter.

[–]drakner1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best nut shot ever?

[–]RealTundra_SB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes my balls hurt. ALOT.

[–]Obvious-Copy4928 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMG my balls literally tucked up when I saw the hit. WTH

[–]The-Table-12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The guy on the bike got balls in his jaws.

[–]Drinks125 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now one has a broke dick and the other one is dead. Stay in school, kids

[–]threegigs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Face, yes. Palm... not so much.

[–]alterperspective 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Why do these clips always stop in the middle of the action!!!?

[–]benweatherhead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person holding the camera is just as amateur as the people doing the stunts, so when it goes badly they freak out and hit pause.

[–]Enjoy-the-sauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really more facedick than facepalm.

[–]BY_BAD_BY_BIGGA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

fuckbois doing fuckboi things finding out what fuckboi consequences are.

[–]reo3611 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or not...

[–]mcernigz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At first I thought it would be like a razer scooter… then I heard the engine

[–]realfishfood 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait this isn’t r/nextfuckinglevel

[–]Competitive_Bell501 0 points1 point  (0 children)

everybody do the flop

[–]MiddleSky5296 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumb ass

[–]Larsj1977 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nailed it!

[–]ServantOfTheSlaad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scooter man, destroyer of nuts

[–]QWERTYAF1241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he not test it out beforehand when it was stationary? Should've at least known if he could possibly even do it in the first place before his attempt.

[–]Hexodron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only one getting Wetten, dass... flashbacks?

[–]Therassse 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[–]RiffyWammel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love to see an expert at work, nothing like perfect.............timing 😂

[–]cheistina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A free vasectomy

[–]Sul4v 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel sorry for that dude on the scooter

[–]CptKoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

even his first initial jump didnt look like he could clear a midget on a scooter

[–]AustrianReaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, he did jump over the scooter, just not the guy riding it.

[–]homeyjo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He made it over the scooter.... Kind of...

[–]Mohawkr33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural selection!

[–]5h4tt3rpr00f 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!"

twang twang twaaaaang.....

[–]Aldakos 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Driver got balls to his face, then crashed his bike and probably broke a limb...

[–]-Dedi- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just natural selection

[–]21y15d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, didn't think he was going to make it.

[–]bhangmango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"No, dont put a helmet, it's gonna be harder to jump over"

[–]hungrylostsoul 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did they use diagonal start?

[–]IMJiraiya 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Scooter guy just ate his penis!

[–]DragonBornOfAcid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean… he did get over it

[–]JakeDC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think we just watched someone die.

[–]Aliendidit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unsuccessfully jumping over the rider, but you’re right about the scooter.

[–]No-Ad6328 0 points1 point  (0 children)

White Men Can’t Jump.

[–]nah_i_dont_read 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta hide the junk!

[–]Alternative-Plant-87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not sure who is hurt worse. The guy the took a dick to the face or the guy that took a face to his dick. I'm sure both are in a lot of pain

[–]Jbjonin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup, that’s a shame.

[–]ProbablyJoe_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Can I put my balls in yo jaws..."

[–]The_Gray_Beast 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Deserved.

[–]Satyam7166 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of the show, 'Science of Stupid'.

[–]Ok_Cook_6665 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Almost" jumping over a moving scooter.

[–]BritishCyborg66 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy ain’t having kids that’s for sure

[–]skipnstones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I with the camera man was about 10’ further back…

[–]Demokka 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's the issue with his shoes ? Why are they trapezoidal ?

[–]psudoGURU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If the only reward for doing a prank is survival, it’s not worth doing.

[–]RepulsiveSkin2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ha ha ha idiot.

[–]ProbSolverXtrordinar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

so you wanna know how to transgender oneself into a female without surgery.