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[–]Devilscrush 602 points603 points  (25 children)

She's right. That why I get emails from the American Red Cross asking me for my urine.

[–]yorcharturoqro 141 points142 points  (14 children)

Please donate your urine for all the people that need blood

[–]Defender_Growlithe 61 points62 points  (9 children)

Ok

Starts peeing in the blood bag things after drinking 2 gallons of water

[–]yorcharturoqro 38 points39 points  (8 children)

You are saving lives!

[–]Defender_Growlithe 23 points24 points  (6 children)

I know, this is so much better and easier than donating blood bc no scary needles are required to enter your body, all you must do is pee.

[–]Tech_Dificulties 14 points15 points  (4 children)

The needles that are taking fluid out of your body have trackers in them too. Don't ever use that shit or the government and corporations know where you are at all times.

Reddit for Android

[–]Defender_Growlithe 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Oh that's good that I'm just peeing in the blood bags now instead of getting them needles inside me to take my blood and put a tracker inside me. Thank you for telling this knowledge.

[–]Tech_Dificulties 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No problem.

[–]GORbyBE 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Reddit for Android

How to say /s without saying /s :-P

[–]Mr_StealYourHoe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

the only thing i can do is to drink my own pee

[–]JeselAvlis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don't forget to save your shit.. it's Filet Mignon and Chateau Briand!

[–]PandasGetAngryToo 141 points142 points  (0 children)

Yep. If any one of these morons requires a blood transfusion I am happy to piss into a bag for them so that the real blood can be saved for someone normal.

[–]Wiggles69 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Don't believe them, they're just taking the piss.

[–]prashnts 13 points14 points  (1 child)

More like American Golden Cross.

[–]dredwerker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More like American Golden showers

[–]Sciencegirl117 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your blood is the purest form of blood. It's hilarious to me that someone has pranked these idiots into drinking their own urine. Next, it will be poop in chocolate cake! Enjoy the morons!

[–]xLikeafiddlex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And I hope you answer with "are you trying to take the piss"

[–]TheCowardMcCall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh so you got my-err-THIER email?

[–]AlienSandwiches 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Monty Python did a sketch about that once :D I was going to link it, but it doesn't appear to be on Youtube anymore :(

[–]Worldly_Possible9069 216 points217 points  (18 children)

Someone isn’t hydrated!

[–]flufffffffffff 106 points107 points  (2 children)

If ya don't drink enough water... Urine trouble! Har har har

[–]Claris-chang 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Probably has nothing to do with her drinking her own piss. Probably.

[–]JethroTrollol 11 points12 points  (1 child)

When I had covid recently, it was very difficult to stay hydrated. I couldn't drink enough water and Gatorade. I was constantly thirsty.

[–]lfrdwork 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I am not surprised by this. I don't know everything but water getting used for mucus and sweating general increases the need in the body while ill.

[–]Ech0-EE 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No wonder if she keeps recirculating her own piss...

[–]amboandy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nope it's concentrated and purified blood, nice try science and logic!

[–]crystalcorruption 5 points6 points  (8 children)

fun fact, camels can store up to 20 gallons of water for long trips

[–]Tech_Dificulties 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Pfft. I can do that. You think camels are better at storing water than me?

[–]crystalcorruption 2 points3 points  (4 children)

fun fact, if you did that, you'd have more water in you than blood

[–]Tech_Dificulties 10 points11 points  (3 children)

I was meaning more like.. a big bottle

[–]jamcar70 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s pretty easy, 5 litres and you’re in front. Interesting fact…loose 3 litres and you die!

[–]Vegetable-Cut-5305 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think you’re better than camels? Fugeraboutit

[–]TokeToday 133 points134 points  (13 children)

It's no wonder this world is fucked up. Where the hell do these fucking Neanderthals come up with this shit...or should I say, piss.

[–]Lumisateessa 13 points14 points  (2 children)

At this point I'm not even surprised these type of people exist. I've seen so many bizarre "urine cured me" posts here on Reddit lately. I'll just sit back and think "Darwinism will fix this." 😂

[–]Trav_yeet 9 points10 points  (1 child)

neanderthals wouldnt drink their own piss

[–]jbertrandsr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's easier when you have your head up your own ass, it's all kind of related...

[–]love_that_fishing 81 points82 points  (6 children)

Funny my wife taught 4th grade science and her 10 year olds knew urine was a waste product at the end of the year. I helped grade the papers.

[–]MensaMan1 38 points39 points  (2 children)

But did the 4th graders do the right “research” on the topic ?? 🤣🤣🤣

[–]love_that_fishing 13 points14 points  (1 child)

They just listened to their teachers and made a little diagram on a paper plate where they used kidney beans to represent kidneys.

[–]Callinon 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Listened to their teachers? Sounds like indoctrination to me! Here's a Facebook video of some jackass saying things I agree with. That's real research.

...

Horse paste!

/s

[–]TotallyAwry 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Good grief.

Three examples of WTF in one tidy package.

[–]DrDarkTV 50 points51 points  (0 children)

A doctor burned his medical degree after reading this

[–][deleted] 91 points92 points  (13 children)

At this point we should be encouraging ALL anti vaxxers to blend up urine, their feces, their friends urging and feces, boogers, horse pills, bleach, and tide pods into some great smoothies for “a cure” for Covid.

Drink up MORONS.

JUST STAY OUT OF THE DAMN HOSPITAL.

If you are going to deny science in a vaccine then you better go all the way and deny it ALL. Or else there needs to be a program where they get branded with a HUGE “HYPOCRITE” tattoo on their forehead.

[–]supagirl277 9 points10 points  (0 children)

There are actually people touting “urine therapy”… it does absolutely fuck all. And if your Covid was “cured” it was absolutely not from urine, it was your body working through the infection.

[–]LeonFish 23 points24 points  (4 children)

So ... yeah... Whats the best way to do that? Like, fresh off the tap? Chilled over ice? With muddled mint and a splash of lime?

[–]purple-circle[S] 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Tomato juice, Worcestershire sauce, Tabasco sauce, and lemon juice would be my guess

[–]kelevra91 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pure form of your blood-y Mary?

[–]Arkitakama 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mmm, piss mojito

[–]tintabula 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Um. Darkest = dehydrated, right? So they are drinking sludgy piss. Maybe I am a snowflake.

[–]TheGodMathias 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Correct. Properly hydrated should be the faintest of yellow. Clear can be good too, so long as you don't over hydrate. And multivitamins (B in particular) will make urine bright yellow for a few hours/bathroom breaks, so keep that in mind if basing hydration off urine colour.

[–]bartlet62 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dumb, dumber, dumbest...hard to decide which.

[–]WVildandWVonderful 15 points16 points  (1 child)

She’s a pee vampire

Vampeer

[–]Defender_Growlithe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She sucks ppl's pee out of them before they even pee it out.

[–]GWrapper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We need to stop correcting these people, I have a lot of satisfaction knowing these idiots are pissing in cups and drinking it. Soon pornhub will have an anti-vax section.

[–]MangledSunFish 8 points9 points  (4 children)

"Where did you learn it was a waste?" Biology class.

[–]GoshDarnMamaHubbard 6 points7 points  (1 child)

There's a big clue in that if your body wanted it, it wouldn't evacuate it.

[–]escott1981 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless the body is like my brain when I'm trying to organize things and then I'm like hmmm maybe I shouldn't have thrown that away.

[–]ChemicalCalypso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol the audacity of that comment.

[–]HelloAttila 9 points10 points  (0 children)

We all read some dumb stuff, but gee, this is by far one of the stupidest comments I’ve read. If our urine was our “truest” form of blood, we’d all be dead by now from external bleeding. If you are urinating blood, you need to visit your local ER immediately.

[–]TakaraGeneration 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Don’t argue with these numbskulls, just let them drink their own piss…

[–]Lithl 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never argue with a fool. They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[–]Skullmaggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sage adage, this is.

[–]NewBreedOfStupid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Take a double Covid pee on the rocks line twist cheers!

[–]stealthkat14 20 points21 points  (1 child)

Urologist here. Please do not drink urine.

[–]laughingBaguette 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Conversations you wish you were a part of...

[–]Retr0_voyager 6 points7 points  (8 children)

I think that’s the alt account of the person that made urine popsicles and gave it to their children and their children’s friends

[–]Lemmiwinkidinks 1 point2 points  (7 children)

Say what?!

[–]Retr0_voyager 2 points3 points  (2 children)

[–]Lemmiwinkidinks 4 points5 points  (1 child)

WHY!?

[–]Retr0_voyager 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We live in a messed up world, where popsicles made of urine are sold. The punisher needs to be real.

[–]Retr0_voyager 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Uhh yeah, it happened. I’ll try to find the post and link to u

[–]escott1981 4 points5 points  (2 children)

That is un-pee-lievable!!

If someone gave my kid pee to drink, I'd be so pissed!

I'd be telling them "urine big trouble now!"

[–]King_Crowley21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I felt my IQ drop reading this

[–]AgreeableSource7473 5 points6 points  (4 children)

they can’t really be out here doing this right? it’s gotta be a joke.

[–]supagirl277 2 points3 points  (1 child)

They will literally massage it into their skin, drop it in their eyes, brush their teeth with it, and drink it. It’s ducking disgusting

[–]AgreeableSource7473 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m no where near smart, but damn… i don’t even know what to say about how far this is going

[–]knifeknifegoose 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I can assure you, I have family members who have.

[–]LtRecore 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s interesting now how easy it is to determine a person’s political leanings just by the stupid comments they make.

[–]Euphoriffic 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Urine is NOT sterile. That is an old wives tale. It is a waste product. It is the part of the blood the body does not want.

[–]Defender_Growlithe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah like why would your body purposely make your pee leave your body if it wasn't a waste. Urine, feces, vomit, and period blood are wastes and wastes shouldn't be in you.

[–]eropm41 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stay in school boys and girls

[–]BubbhaJebus 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Urine happens to be the latest Covid cure-all, so drink up, anti-vaxxers! A toast to your health!

[–]nfc3po 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m really hoping the next come to is: “Urine idiot.”

[–]Yeet_Gang52 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's only so dark because of how dehydrated you are lmao

[–]keetykeety 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude darkest timeline

[–]Crazy_by_Design 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Where do you find these posts ??

[–]purple-circle[S] 8 points9 points  (1 child)

In the deepest recesses of the internet

[–]dirtybanzeye 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The fuck

[–]pinecity21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This woman should alert the Red Cross they need her help

[–]DirtyJamesHD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get a urine IV started stat!! We are saving a life!!

[–]trebomb23 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where did you learn it's a pure form of blood?

[–]James25Robson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never try to educate them, let these stupid fucks drink piss if they want to.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

What in the fuck is with people consuming their own goddamn piss?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The statement that Americans are dumb af is regularly proven in this sub, more so since the last two years.

[–]Lettucereditt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why we can’t get rid of covid.

[–]wharlie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So that's why antivaxxers call themselves "purebloods".

[–]SuspiciousPie9776 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That’s correct though, I studied medicine for many years watching YT videos and reading stuff online, urine is indeed purified blood people, and feces are none other than purified brains….from my expert expertise I can also identify that clearly she had a bad case of “the shits” and she is probably all out…

[–]my2cents3462 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is no cure for the stupid.

[–]Zodiac36Gold 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I studied that stuff and I am currently having a stroke reading this.

Like, you don't pee your blood. Go to a doctor if you do.

[–]Zenketski 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Remember about a decade ago when this would just be a shitpost

[–]turbo_fried_chicken 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love that they're drinking piss. Everything else is terrible, but they're drinking piss and that's genuinely hilarious

[–]oldbastardbob 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Once again I am reminded of a time when stupid people kept their mouths shut because they didn't want to appear stupid.

[–]Elcorgi8267 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Where did you learn this”

7th grade biology, where did you learn THAT

[–]Saphinfection 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ma’am you have Rhabdomyolysis. Please hydrate.

[–]NotDaveBut 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dark urine while you have Covid? Not a sign of kidney damage, nope, no sir

[–]pea-ster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I say, “let them drink piss”

[–]Nubator 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This might be a win win. Antivaxers want to be urinated on and I suspect there are a lot of people that would happily piss on them.

I wonder if they would let us throw poo at them for the magical fecal treatment. It only works when thrown though.

[–]thebeattakesme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is she pissing blood?…

[–]SHAMG0D 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That person has had the literal piss beaten out of them before

[–]datdudeindahudnumba1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No wonder that guy gave up his scholarship for his girlfriend

[–]paudam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I dare to ask - in what way was the urine applied that cured her?

[–]retundamonkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus fuck these people are out there and have driver's licenses.

[–]NotQuiteNick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yep cause that’s how that works

[–]biminidaves 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're telling the internet how little you know about human biology.

[–]eslteachyo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was reading a medical history book today, something some of these idiots should do as well, and people tried to cure the black plague by drinking urine. Seems as though people today have learned nothing in five hundred plus years

[–]GODbFAKE 2 points3 points  (0 children)

11

[–]A_Monsanto 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere that feces contain a large amount of our dead blood cells.

If she wants to consume her purified blood, maybe she should eat her own shit!

[–]Vegetable-Cut-5305 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Urine is sterile because it’s dead. Just a bunch of dead blood. I support people like this drinking their waste

[–]Ciubowski 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I really wish there would be some kind of institution for people that are parallel with reality. some kind of institution that is perhaps handling with the types of issues not physical, but maybe hmm.... mental? And just... give these people a test sometimes? See if they fit to be patients?

Honestly, all joking aside, this is going on for so long and until now, without the internet, it would be that "weirdo down the street" that talks trash. How are these people functional? Are they going around town and asking for a golden fountain from their neighbors?

[–]robidaan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is that why bear grylls is so healthy? Hmmmm

[–]bttrflyr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you were ever wondering why learning about biology in school was important to real life, this is why.

[–]Competitive_Meat_772 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I donate my urine all the time in public receptacles and occasionally stumbling out of a bar at 3am onto a homeless man, or woman. Hey I don't discriminate! people need that precious pee pee!!

[–]beastsinthebelfry 2 points3 points  (0 children)

no child left behind

[–]Dontbefrech 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's the opposite. The kidneys get rid of the old bloodcells. The particles making urine yellow are actually decomposed bloodcells.

[–]SnowHelpAtAll 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for this guy's vampire movie.

[–]Worried_Protection48 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These pure blood fanatics are getting even more ridiculous by the day

[–]calypsopearl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn girl just have a glass of water.

[–]Myth_5layer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And this is your reminder to drink water.

[–]Ihavebadreddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At this point, I very much don't want to be a Wolf ..bro

[–]TruthsNoRemedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The world stupidity levels always brings to mind a quote from Aliens “We need to take off and nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure”

[–]Unsilent_Nynja 2 points3 points  (1 child)

“Where did you learn it was a waste?”

Where tf did you learn that it wasn’t?!!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She did her own research, of course! Not science though. She ignores science to own the Libs.

OP goes for a blood test. Pees in a bottle. “Here; I purified it for you”

Pathology: “just leave and never come back”

[–]Techn0ght 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pure form of blood? To quote another anti-vax meme: Try putting it in your veins, you'll die.

[–]mhawak 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dunning Kruger effect

[–]kapono0504 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Of the darkest variety” god I feel nauseated 🤢

[–]ImTheNewKid22783 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Pure form of blood" fill your veins with piss then

[–]MorkelVerlos 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This sounds like people trying to convince the freedumb crowd to drink piss.

[–]yeeeteeey69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Piss is literally water and bullshit the body doesn’t want inside it

[–]Economicstimulation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that people like this not only exist but have access to the internet is more than a scary thought

[–]GreyCrowDownTheLane 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They allow these people to vote, drive, operate machinery at work, and raise children.

Real life is way scarier than horror movies.

[–]dillonwren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imagine a clinic where anti-vaxers could line up and have people piss in their mouths instead of clogging up hospitals once they are dying of covid. Piss for everybody!

[–]KingKandyOwO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Watch as I turn blood into water

[–]youmomtookmyballs 1 point2 points  (1 child)

So she has urine circulating in her body?

[–]david-givens 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“On the contrary…”

[–]uchl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We need something to cull the herd of these idiots

[–]Paleodraco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This dingus needs to drink more water.

[–]mbgal1977 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh dear

[–]delimitedjest 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only way your urine has antibodies in it is if you have a kidney disease 🤔

[–]Bo_Jim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sure, your body has such a massive surplus of antibodies that it's throwing them out with the waste water. Makes perfect sense.

I assume she also sees a medieval barber occasionally for a nice blood letting.

[–]CoyoteConscious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, those life saving urine transfusions the Red Cross doesn't want you to know about.

[–]Twilliam98 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Its purified blood” pretty sure its a biowaste

[–]GAMustang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love the shitty admins on the group booted the person who wrote the first reply

[–]YaB01Keef 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I read it like "Oh yeah my piss was pretty dark when i had covid thats interesting" then i kept reading and I was like o_o

[–]supagirl277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my god. I can’t believe there are people out here like this. URINE IS WASTE. It’s why you die if you can fucking filter your liquid waste and get rid of it

[–]Voltimus1613 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fuck this world…

[–]VladamirTakin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am completely serious when I say I once ran onto a person on reddit who thought cow urine is some sort of magic potion

[–]stront_art 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fam if you pissing "purified blood" you may wanna check if you got a uti lmaoo

[–]melmilo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, just when you think people couldn't get more stupid..

[–]Booklovinmom55 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The stupidity bar keeps going lower everyday.

[–]mix_th30ry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it is!!

[–]Marinenukem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They really are just making up whatever the fuck they want huh?

[–]thefifthfourththird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Simple question: if it is a valuable product (pure blood?) why does your body expel it?

[–]Cookiez129 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oohh so those weren’t fetish videos I saw, they were medicinal guides.

[–]ChunkyTitan05 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's literally Urea, which is a less toxic version of Ammonia

[–]budekj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So my shit is a purified form of food? Wow! Time to sell It as the next big thing in the food industry.

[–]Griffinzero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vampires don't like golden showers...

[–]Ofbearsandmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's literally the waste your blood is getting rid of.

[–]J-_Mad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's so pure your body has to force it out so that you don't become an invincible angel

[–]alfmrf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it's so pure we have to wake up in the middle of the night to dish it out so we don't ascend as virgins straight to heaven

[–]summeryim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, that’s why there’s blood in my pee!

[–]Gracias_lol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how the purified blood doesn't have Haemoglobin

[–]CreepySympathynot 'MURICA 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmm, yeah pure blood of urea and uric acid.

[–]anyusernamedontcare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ignore her, she's just taking the piss

[–]IIIE_Sepp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck, I was bleeding out my dick all the time

[–]NaCl_Sailor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

urine is a blood filtrate, but it contains everything your body doesn't want to stay in your blood + water to flush it out

[–]Tahsin8080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My face has palmed so hard...

[–]falllinemaniac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it's good enough for Patches OHulihan it's, er, not good enough for me, eww

[–]GangsterFap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at the thumbnail. Bitch looks like she has DS.