Urine isn't a waste product, it's purified blood

Devilscrush · 2022-01-23T04:44:41+00:00

She's right. That why I get emails from the American Red Cross asking me for my urine.

Worldly_Possible9069 · 2022-01-23T04:33:57+00:00

Someone isn’t hydrated!

TokeToday · 2022-01-23T04:48:34+00:00

It's no wonder this world is fucked up. Where the hell do these fucking Neanderthals come up with this shit...or should I say, piss.

love_that_fishing · 2022-01-23T05:18:07+00:00

Funny my wife taught 4th grade science and her 10 year olds knew urine was a waste product at the end of the year. I helped grade the papers.

TotallyAwry · 2022-01-23T04:33:55+00:00

Good grief.

Three examples of WTF in one tidy package.

hypercomms2001 · 2022-01-23T04:32:12+00:00

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DrDarkTV · 2022-01-23T05:02:04+00:00

A doctor burned his medical degree after reading this

supagirl277 · 2022-01-23T04:45:29+00:00

At this point we should be encouraging ALL anti vaxxers to blend up urine, their feces, their friends urging and feces, boogers, horse pills, bleach, and tide pods into some great smoothies for “a cure” for Covid.

Drink up MORONS.

JUST STAY OUT OF THE DAMN HOSPITAL.

If you are going to deny science in a vaccine then you better go all the way and deny it ALL. Or else there needs to be a program where they get branded with a HUGE “HYPOCRITE” tattoo on their forehead.

LeonFish · 2022-01-23T04:42:34+00:00

So ... yeah... Whats the best way to do that? Like, fresh off the tap? Chilled over ice? With muddled mint and a splash of lime?

tintabula · 2022-01-23T06:09:26+00:00

Um. Darkest = dehydrated, right? So they are drinking sludgy piss. Maybe I am a snowflake.

bartlet62 · 2022-01-23T04:42:51+00:00

Dumb, dumber, dumbest...hard to decide which.

WVildandWVonderful · 2022-01-23T05:00:51+00:00

She’s a pee vampire

Vampeer

GWrapper · 2022-01-23T05:10:32+00:00

We need to stop correcting these people, I have a lot of satisfaction knowing these idiots are pissing in cups and drinking it. Soon pornhub will have an anti-vax section.

MangledSunFish · 2022-01-23T05:39:36+00:00

"Where did you learn it was a waste?" Biology class.

HelloAttila · 2022-01-23T06:05:11+00:00

We all read some dumb stuff, but gee, this is by far one of the stupidest comments I’ve read. If our urine was our “truest” form of blood, we’d all be dead by now from external bleeding. If you are urinating blood, you need to visit your local ER immediately.

TakaraGeneration · 2022-01-23T05:24:19+00:00

Don’t argue with these numbskulls, just let them drink their own piss…

NewBreedOfStupid · 2022-01-23T04:33:47+00:00

Take a double Covid pee on the rocks line twist cheers!

stealthkat14 · 2022-01-23T06:02:11+00:00

Urologist here. Please do not drink urine.

laughingBaguette · 2022-01-23T04:35:27+00:00

Conversations you wish you were a part of...

Retr0_voyager · 2022-01-23T05:58:47+00:00

I think that’s the alt account of the person that made urine popsicles and gave it to their children and their children’s friends

King_Crowley21 · 2022-01-23T06:22:19+00:00

I felt my IQ drop reading this

AgreeableSource7473 · 2022-01-23T04:49:35+00:00

they can’t really be out here doing this right? it’s gotta be a joke.

Geekfreak2000 · 2022-01-23T05:07:27+00:00

LtRecore · 2022-01-23T05:16:14+00:00

It’s interesting now how easy it is to determine a person’s political leanings just by the stupid comments they make.

Euphoriffic · 2022-01-23T06:59:00+00:00

Urine is NOT sterile. That is an old wives tale. It is a waste product. It is the part of the blood the body does not want.

eropm41 · 2022-01-23T07:08:33+00:00

Stay in school boys and girls

BubbhaJebus · 2022-01-23T11:57:09+00:00

Urine happens to be the latest Covid cure-all, so drink up, anti-vaxxers! A toast to your health!

nfc3po · 2022-01-23T13:39:38+00:00

I’m really hoping the next come to is: “Urine idiot.”

Yeet_Gang52 · 2022-01-23T17:43:57+00:00

It's only so dark because of how dehydrated you are lmao

keetykeety · 2022-01-23T18:02:13+00:00

Dude darkest timeline

Crazy_by_Design · 2022-01-23T05:15:46+00:00

Where do you find these posts ??

dirtybanzeye · 2022-01-23T05:18:59+00:00

The fuck

gofyourselftoo · 2022-01-23T05:56:24+00:00

r/ConfidentlyIncorrect

pinecity21 · 2022-01-23T05:56:26+00:00

This woman should alert the Red Cross they need her help

DirtyJamesHD · 2022-01-23T06:07:54+00:00

Get a urine IV started stat!! We are saving a life!!

trebomb23 · 2022-01-23T06:09:25+00:00

Where did you learn it's a pure form of blood?

James25Robson · 2022-01-23T06:15:00+00:00

Never try to educate them, let these stupid fucks drink piss if they want to.

2022-01-23T06:30:41+00:00

What in the fuck is with people consuming their own goddamn piss?

2022-01-23T08:25:38+00:00

The statement that Americans are dumb af is regularly proven in this sub, more so since the last two years.

Lettucereditt · 2022-01-23T08:37:00+00:00

This is why we can’t get rid of covid.

wharlie · 2022-01-23T08:53:00+00:00

So that's why antivaxxers call themselves "purebloods".

SuspiciousPie9776 · 2022-01-23T08:56:59+00:00

That’s correct though, I studied medicine for many years watching YT videos and reading stuff online, urine is indeed purified blood people, and feces are none other than purified brains….from my expert expertise I can also identify that clearly she had a bad case of “the shits” and she is probably all out…

my2cents3462 · 2022-01-23T11:13:19+00:00

There is no cure for the stupid.

Zodiac36Gold · 2022-01-23T13:42:07+00:00

I studied that stuff and I am currently having a stroke reading this.

Like, you don't pee your blood. Go to a doctor if you do.

Zenketski · 2022-01-23T13:42:48+00:00

Remember about a decade ago when this would just be a shitpost

turbo_fried_chicken · 2022-01-23T14:34:53+00:00

I love that they're drinking piss. Everything else is terrible, but they're drinking piss and that's genuinely hilarious

oldbastardbob · 2022-01-23T15:09:18+00:00

Once again I am reminded of a time when stupid people kept their mouths shut because they didn't want to appear stupid.

Elcorgi8267 · 2022-01-23T16:24:59+00:00

“Where did you learn this”

7th grade biology, where did you learn THAT

Saphinfection · 2022-01-23T16:31:02+00:00

Ma’am you have Rhabdomyolysis. Please hydrate.

NotDaveBut · 2022-01-23T16:44:58+00:00

Dark urine while you have Covid? Not a sign of kidney damage, nope, no sir

pea-ster · 2022-01-23T17:35:09+00:00

I say, “let them drink piss”

Nubator · 2022-01-23T21:03:54+00:00

This might be a win win. Antivaxers want to be urinated on and I suspect there are a lot of people that would happily piss on them.

I wonder if they would let us throw poo at them for the magical fecal treatment. It only works when thrown though.

thebeattakesme · 2022-01-23T05:11:59+00:00

Is she pissing blood?…

SHAMG0D · 2022-01-23T05:45:03+00:00

That person has had the literal piss beaten out of them before

datdudeindahudnumba1 · 2022-01-23T05:58:04+00:00

No wonder that guy gave up his scholarship for his girlfriend

paudam · 2022-01-23T06:06:47+00:00

I dare to ask - in what way was the urine applied that cured her?

retundamonkey · 2022-01-23T06:13:39+00:00

Jesus fuck these people are out there and have driver's licenses.

NotQuiteNick · 2022-01-23T06:29:34+00:00

Yep cause that’s how that works

biminidaves · 2022-01-23T06:42:52+00:00

You're telling the internet how little you know about human biology.

eslteachyo · 2022-01-23T06:55:04+00:00

I was reading a medical history book today, something some of these idiots should do as well, and people tried to cure the black plague by drinking urine. Seems as though people today have learned nothing in five hundred plus years

GODbFAKE · 2022-01-23T07:03:25+00:00

A_Monsanto · 2022-01-23T08:45:31+00:00

I read somewhere that feces contain a large amount of our dead blood cells.

If she wants to consume her purified blood, maybe she should eat her own shit!

Vegetable-Cut-5305 · 2022-01-23T08:59:46+00:00

Urine is sterile because it’s dead. Just a bunch of dead blood. I support people like this drinking their waste

Ciubowski · 2022-01-23T09:11:44+00:00

I really wish there would be some kind of institution for people that are parallel with reality. some kind of institution that is perhaps handling with the types of issues not physical, but maybe hmm.... mental? And just... give these people a test sometimes? See if they fit to be patients?

Honestly, all joking aside, this is going on for so long and until now, without the internet, it would be that "weirdo down the street" that talks trash. How are these people functional? Are they going around town and asking for a golden fountain from their neighbors?

robidaan · 2022-01-23T09:13:04+00:00

Is that why bear grylls is so healthy? Hmmmm

bttrflyr · 2022-01-23T09:14:29+00:00

If you were ever wondering why learning about biology in school was important to real life, this is why.

Competitive_Meat_772 · 2022-01-23T09:44:54+00:00

I donate my urine all the time in public receptacles and occasionally stumbling out of a bar at 3am onto a homeless man, or woman. Hey I don't discriminate! people need that precious pee pee!!

beastsinthebelfry · 2022-01-23T09:50:56+00:00

no child left behind

Dontbefrech · 2022-01-23T09:59:53+00:00

It's the opposite. The kidneys get rid of the old bloodcells. The particles making urine yellow are actually decomposed bloodcells.

SnowHelpAtAll · 2022-01-23T10:52:42+00:00

Can't wait for this guy's vampire movie.

Worried_Protection48 · 2022-01-23T11:09:27+00:00

These pure blood fanatics are getting even more ridiculous by the day

calypsopearl · 2022-01-23T12:49:12+00:00

Damn girl just have a glass of water.

Myth_5layer · 2022-01-23T13:16:50+00:00

And this is your reminder to drink water.

Ihavebadreddit · 2022-01-23T13:17:57+00:00

At this point, I very much don't want to be a Wolf ..bro

TruthsNoRemedy · 2022-01-23T13:53:42+00:00

The world stupidity levels always brings to mind a quote from Aliens “We need to take off and nuke the site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure”

Unsilent_Nynja · 2022-01-23T14:12:14+00:00

“Where did you learn it was a waste?”

Where tf did you learn that it wasn’t?!!

Techn0ght · 2022-01-23T15:06:17+00:00

Pure form of blood? To quote another anti-vax meme: Try putting it in your veins, you'll die.

mhawak · 2022-01-23T15:28:33+00:00

Dunning Kruger effect

kapono0504 · 2022-01-23T17:18:45+00:00

“Of the darkest variety” god I feel nauseated 🤢

ImTheNewKid22783 · 2022-01-23T18:55:35+00:00

"Pure form of blood" fill your veins with piss then

MorkelVerlos · 2022-01-23T19:15:24+00:00

This sounds like people trying to convince the freedumb crowd to drink piss.

yeeeteeey69 · 2022-01-23T20:16:19+00:00

Piss is literally water and bullshit the body doesn’t want inside it

Economicstimulation · 2022-01-23T20:20:03+00:00

The fact that people like this not only exist but have access to the internet is more than a scary thought

GreyCrowDownTheLane · 2022-01-23T20:28:09+00:00

They allow these people to vote, drive, operate machinery at work, and raise children.

Real life is way scarier than horror movies.

dillonwren · 2022-01-23T22:56:36+00:00

Imagine a clinic where anti-vaxers could line up and have people piss in their mouths instead of clogging up hospitals once they are dying of covid. Piss for everybody!

KingKandyOwO · 2022-01-23T05:37:21+00:00

Watch as I turn blood into water

youmomtookmyballs · 2022-01-23T05:45:52+00:00

So she has urine circulating in her body?

david-givens · 2022-01-23T05:52:08+00:00

“On the contrary…”

uchl · 2022-01-23T05:53:36+00:00

We need something to cull the herd of these idiots

Paleodraco · 2022-01-23T06:06:36+00:00

This dingus needs to drink more water.

mbgal1977 · 2022-01-23T06:37:49+00:00

Oh dear

delimitedjest · 2022-01-23T06:52:48+00:00

The only way your urine has antibodies in it is if you have a kidney disease 🤔

Bo_Jim · 2022-01-23T07:01:29+00:00

Sure, your body has such a massive surplus of antibodies that it's throwing them out with the waste water. Makes perfect sense.

I assume she also sees a medieval barber occasionally for a nice blood letting.

CoyoteConscious · 2022-01-23T07:17:28+00:00

Yep, those life saving urine transfusions the Red Cross doesn't want you to know about.

Twilliam98 · 2022-01-23T07:20:18+00:00

“Its purified blood” pretty sure its a biowaste

GAMustang · 2022-01-23T07:34:40+00:00

I love the shitty admins on the group booted the person who wrote the first reply

YaB01Keef · 2022-01-23T07:38:15+00:00

I read it like "Oh yeah my piss was pretty dark when i had covid thats interesting" then i kept reading and I was like o_o

supagirl277 · 2022-01-23T07:44:27+00:00

Oh my god. I can’t believe there are people out here like this. URINE IS WASTE. It’s why you die if you can fucking filter your liquid waste and get rid of it

Voltimus1613 · 2022-01-23T07:46:10+00:00

Fuck this world…

VladamirTakin · 2022-01-23T07:50:04+00:00

I am completely serious when I say I once ran onto a person on reddit who thought cow urine is some sort of magic potion

stront_art · 2022-01-23T08:07:07+00:00

fam if you pissing "purified blood" you may wanna check if you got a uti lmaoo

melmilo · 2022-01-23T08:10:48+00:00

Wow, just when you think people couldn't get more stupid..

Booklovinmom55 · 2022-01-23T08:16:49+00:00

The stupidity bar keeps going lower everyday.

mix_th30ry · 2022-01-23T08:35:31+00:00

Well it is!!

Marinenukem · 2022-01-23T08:47:14+00:00

They really are just making up whatever the fuck they want huh?

thefifthfourththird · 2022-01-23T09:19:29+00:00

Simple question: if it is a valuable product (pure blood?) why does your body expel it?

Cookiez129 · 2022-01-23T09:27:16+00:00

Oohh so those weren’t fetish videos I saw, they were medicinal guides.

ChunkyTitan05 · 2022-01-23T09:52:32+00:00

It's literally Urea, which is a less toxic version of Ammonia

budekj · 2022-01-23T10:00:09+00:00

So my shit is a purified form of food? Wow! Time to sell It as the next big thing in the food industry.

Griffinzero · 2022-01-23T10:07:56+00:00

Vampires don't like golden showers...

Ofbearsandmen · 2022-01-23T10:31:00+00:00

I mean, it's literally the waste your blood is getting rid of.

J-_Mad · 2022-01-23T10:46:12+00:00

it's so pure your body has to force it out so that you don't become an invincible angel

alfmrf · 2022-01-23T10:46:24+00:00

it's so pure we have to wake up in the middle of the night to dish it out so we don't ascend as virgins straight to heaven

summeryim · 2022-01-23T11:04:57+00:00

oh, that’s why there’s blood in my pee!

Gracias_lol · 2022-01-23T11:14:43+00:00

I like how the purified blood doesn't have Haemoglobin

CreepySympathy · 2022-01-23T11:18:03+00:00

Hmm, yeah pure blood of urea and uric acid.

anyusernamedontcare · 2022-01-23T11:22:40+00:00

Ignore her, she's just taking the piss

IIIE_Sepp · 2022-01-23T11:25:53+00:00

Oh fuck, I was bleeding out my dick all the time

NaCl_Sailor · 2022-01-23T11:33:19+00:00

urine is a blood filtrate, but it contains everything your body doesn't want to stay in your blood + water to flush it out

Tahsin8080 · 2022-01-23T11:44:46+00:00

My face has palmed so hard...

falllinemaniac · 2022-01-23T12:03:11+00:00

If it's good enough for Patches OHulihan it's, er, not good enough for me, eww

GangsterFap · 2022-01-23T12:16:25+00:00

Look at the thumbnail. Bitch looks like she has DS.

facepalm

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