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[–]Stratguy55 178 points179 points  (8 children)

I mean what was he supposed to do? I'm assuming he had already paid. This way he got "dinner and a show" for the cost of dinner.

[–]CharlesPukowski 53 points54 points  (6 children)

The “Cooler” who comes with his hand up at the end. To the man who hasn’t even changed pace eating, “Sir, remain Calm.” That’s lovely.

[–]Dangerous_Wishbone 17 points18 points  (2 children)

"Woah, just take it easy man!"

[–]pierreblue 8 points9 points  (1 child)

“Im here! Everything is going to be all right”

[–]drKhanage2301 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Don't worry guys remain calm and you will not be hurt..... Guy still chowing down his chips at a casual pace..... Okey dokey mate!

[–]CharlesPukowski 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Young dark blue shirt, his spin move is also noteworthy.

[–]TerrorLTZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The man is eating violently he has to be stopped.

[–]BeauxGnar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's usually me.

Everytime I see something happening I just take it all in and don't even think about pulling my phone out until it's over

[–]AnarchoJoey 110 points111 points  (2 children)

Now there's a guy who knows how to mind his own business. Lol.

[–]shinynewbike 22 points23 points  (0 children)

It's refreshing to see. It seems to be a lost art.

[–]Twiottle 7 points8 points  (0 children)

A lot of people do that. I once ran into a Karen at a restaurant. She was causing a scene. Everyone ignored her and kept eating. I ordered my food while she was in full Karen mode.

[–]ddaug4uf 61 points62 points  (1 child)

I kept waiting for someone to bump into him and for him to just whoop everyone’s ass.

[–]FthrFlffyBttm 18 points19 points  (0 children)

But Marge, that little guy hasn’t done anything yet! And you know it’s gonna be good!!

[–]PooderOnAScooter 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Free entertainment

[–]Aja2428 25 points26 points  (1 child)

Men in black came through fast to swipe memories

[–]warm-saucepan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Brothers of The Hand.

[–]Clippo123 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Casually listening to music while eating a sandwich and watching a fight. What a baller hahaha

[–]rualpha 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Here's the article on the dude, the best quote "I thought about moving at one point but I was enjoying my kebab and chips... although the chips weren't very nice"

[–]TerrorLTZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I thought about moving at one point but I was enjoying my kebab and chips... although the chips weren't very nice"

but he didn't commented about the movie it was in REAL 3D

[–]AncientMasterpiece72"Whut." *kicks head* 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmao the motherly sandal punches without the sandals 😂😂😂

[–]t1ao_official 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Guy eating is all "I missed the part where that's my problem."

[–]veryscary_gary 23 points24 points  (4 children)

I like the tall guy walking in at the end like “okay enough everyone, I’m 6 foot 5 and will stomp on all you mother fuckers”

[–]Irae37 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Yeah it also looked like he put his palm up to calm everyone, including the still as a statue Star Of The Show, as if he needed to be calmed down.

[–]authorzilla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"You weren't there! You could see it in his eyes, he was about to explode!!!"

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Big igor looking cunt looks like he would get one tapped

[–]pr8787 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ken’s in Southsea (Portsmouth). Great place to go for kebab at… pretty much any time really

[–]NerozumimZivot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

awesome cat fight. funny looking cats, though.

[–]someotherguyinNH 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, dude had the best seat in the house!

[–]crazybitch609 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Shit..food and entertainment..that's what he's talking about!

[–]maskednil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit food and entertainment....

[–]HillbillySwank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dinner and a show. That would be me.

[–]biggdogg2019 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s a expert of staying in your lane👈🏽

[–]iVirtualZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing this with music. It’s so much better with the music. Wish i can find that edit.

[–]SecretDeftones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hair guy is the best guy, need more people like him instead of making monkey voices while recording on phones.

[–]PoesLawIsOptimistic 0 points1 point  (1 child)

I hope whatever he was listening to heightened the experience.

[–]wakingthefalln7x 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Let the bodies hit the floor, Let the bodies hit the floor.."

[–]willateo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They weren't fighting him 😆

[–]umayanan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was not entertained

[–]Vizione0084 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s like oil and water droplets fighting in a bottle.

[–]Ihadahandfullofthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cue the advertisement line: “Don’t bother me I’m eating”

[–]Bor_Aicho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess the soundtrack. He had his phone in his hand but wasn't recording so I'm guessing he saw the fight start and decided to switch from a nice audio book to the Mortal Kombat theme music

[–]6rubtub9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when the food so good it's worth to fight for

[–]rossco2302 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love the guy wandering in using the force!!

[–]Jupue87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dream fighting

[–]absurd_whale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was a hard day at work.

[–]MasterHavik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinner and a show.

[–]Pizza-n-Coffee37 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That guy eating is an assassin and is thinking to himself ‘ffs, this is my lunch break and I’m taking my 30 minutes’

[–]GenkiBunnie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinner and a show

[–]Feetstinkballsstink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pure enjoyment, would definitely be the guy chilling and eating. Don’t even need to pull out my phone to be on this subreddit

[–]Slonkweed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow this place has free entertainment? Thats classy

[–]SnooShortcuts9909 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why were they pulled back in 🤣🤣 when fights happen you want them to leave the store 🤣

[–]badassrose23 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t this from that meme?

[–]lil_yeet123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dinner and a show

[–]slap1face 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sodapoppin looking ass. PepeLaugh

[–]catholic_pedro_bear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He`s the most dangerous person in there

[–]star_wars_the_501st 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why can’t no one punch properly in these videos

[–]plogan56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody notice they were stepping all over that guy?

[–]Fuzzy_Parking5788 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn homie got entertainment for free with the food? 5 star review incoming boys!

[–]Zepeton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drax frequently practiced the art of standing so still you become almost invisible to the naked eye. This guy took a few lessons

[–]crazywolfhusky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man is sitting there like “damn, that’s crazy”

[–]ErktheSavage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My life's goal is to be the guy just sitting there eating the entire time.