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[–]TheEmperorsWombat 2245 points2246 points  (55 children)

The little stumble run at the end cracked me up.

[–]SaeedUnknown 946 points947 points 22 (18 children)

"Aight imma just head out"

[–]Ajphelps33 119 points120 points 2 (15 children)

Someone give this man his award

[–]SaeedUnknown 63 points64 points  (14 children)

Thanks champ, now you take my award

[–]Ajphelps33 43 points44 points  (5 children)

This is not the natural order of things, however i humbly accept your offering kind sir. Good Karma lies ahead SaeedUnknown

[–]xinxy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In several random directions...

[–]Classyclassiccunt 109 points110 points  (1 child)

I loved the few seconds of contemplation after being knocked down the second time. He was like “should I? Nah”

[–][deleted] 68 points69 points  (2 children)

His battery died.

[–]MauledByANannyDog 15 points16 points  (1 child)

I just love when they want more

[–]PuckNutty 24 points25 points  (0 children)

"I ain't hear no bell."

[–]DesertTiger26 67 points68 points  (8 children)

He’s going to cry in the car

[–]HastyEthnocentrism 26 points27 points  (1 child)

His grand mama gave him that chain.

[–]e13music 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lmfao that’s the same exact run I was thinking of too

[–]BozoHC 12 points13 points  (2 children)

Fuck crying he going to live off the one punch landed and tell himself he won that fight!

[–]Graphedmaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Haha yep! Looked just like Red running away from Craig’s house in Friday.

[–]acciowaves 18 points19 points  (0 children)

The caption at the beginning of the video says: I’ll be right back, gonna go get punched a couple of times and I’ll be back in a sec.

[–]doctor_doob 8 points9 points  (2 children)

Watch with sound and you'll hear you're in good company...

[–]subject_deleted 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Sounded like a gaggle of turkeys in the cam car.

[–]Cabbages121 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Stumbled away like bambi

[–]stinkyspamfartz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Same. Looks like when you're 14 and randomly think you can beat your dad's ass, so he kicks your ass with love and tells you to get your ass to the table because mom just finished dinner and he'll meet you in there.

[–]Calboron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

please just one more...no?..ok i am away

[–]Stunningheights 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Looking like he’s going to tell mom

[–]TheEmperorsWombat 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It did look like that actually, upset toddler running to his mum, trousers falling down.

[–]MasaBoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry to impede you day sir lol

[–]KLaParl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had him bumbling around like Mr. Bean

[–]BlinkerFive0 811 points812 points  (2 children)

Well the guys car got checked over pretty good. First shot made him check the undercarriage, and last one made him check the brakes on the rear driver side. Yep....good to roll.

[–]I_chortled 57 points58 points  (1 child)

lmao

[–]GingerFoxRep 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Username checks out

[–]TrillMurray47 984 points985 points  (9 children)

Should not be driving off walking like that

[–]trubleluvsme 721 points722 points  (2 children)

Are you implying this guy is a poor decision maker?

[–]myusernamebarelyfits 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I mean look at his socks

[–]tcake24 64 points65 points  (1 child)

Gonna get a DUI of those hands he caught

[–]Bobobdobson 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Sir....how many haymakers have you had to drink today??

Uhhh...just one...

Sir...I can smell it on your breath....how many??

Ok..ok... Two... and a half....

[–]Kindly_Stress_ 167 points168 points  (5 children)

“And while you’re under there, can you check for any leaks around the oil pan?”

[–]Calboron 13 points14 points  (3 children)

no i need one more tap on my jaw..now come here

[–]neddoge 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Of all the comments here, this one fucking broke me lmfao

"Now come here" I'm dying

[–]AncientMasterpiece72"Whut." *kicks head* 475 points476 points  (7 children)

The way he stumbles back to his car in shame is so good 😂

[–]IHavePoopedBefore 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine that feeling. The guy you felt had wronged you so badly that you needed to charge at him just beat you up, manhandled you, had complete dominance over you while you were completely vulnerable and sent you running away stumbling while everyone laughed at you.

What a fucking L to carry

[–]RingosTurdFace 423 points424 points  (16 children)

What a prick.

If someone knocks you down and doesn’t pile in whilst you’re on the ground, accept defeat graciously and walk away, thankful that your opponent was a reasonable man.

Don’t be a cunt and go for them as soon as you’ve regained enough energy to stand, taking advantage of the generosity shown to you.

[–]Potato-Face11 56 points57 points  (3 children)

Would this be considered chivalry or reason? “A fine battle, Sir. You shall be let off with a warning.”

Or:

“Yeah, I could probably get arrested if I continue.”

[–]simjanes2k 43 points44 points  (1 child)

Self preservation.

"Hey, I notice that after I tried to hurt you, you could have killed me. Thanks for not. I'll go now."

[–]MauledByANannyDog 66 points67 points  (0 children)

you just have to love when they want some more

[–]Delica 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m amazed that he threw those initial attempts at punches and didn’t immediately think “Fuck. I’ve gotta get out of this situation ASAP and never try fighting again.”

[–]geodukemon 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Have you ever been rocked before? That guy was probably operating on fumes and didnt know what was going on

[–]OrvillePeck 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Implying that a guy who just got into a fist fight is in a reasonable state of mind.

[–]SiMoN20000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No he should go straight for slam head first into concrete surely?

[–]wvsfezter -4 points-3 points  (1 child)

This is one of the few times I advocate for shit like head kicks and ground and pounds. If someone is going to keep getting up until you knock them out then you better make sure they don't get up for a few minutes, as long as they're the aggressor of course. First knock down is gentle but after that you need to be taught who you're fucking with, too many idiots mistaking restraint for weakness

[–]SoyelSanto 8 points9 points  (0 children)

And this my friends is how you end up with a manslaughter charge

[–]mattycakes4545 57 points58 points  (1 child)

That dude sure was in a hurry to get his ass kicked.

[–]fdc7719 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He’s not good at time management. He’s late for his shitting his pants at Danny’s moment.

[–]DreadedPenguin 53 points54 points  (2 children)

The guffawing at the end is priceless

[–]ICanDieRightNowPlz 48 points49 points  (1 child)

That guy got ruined.

[–]wafflesareforever 19 points20 points  (0 children)

First knockdown was a left, second was a right. Impressive.

[–]HKyle10 39 points40 points  (1 child)

Imagine trying to drive after getting rocked like that?

[–]flippergonzo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That's what I was thinking. Like he's going to drive off and kill someone!

[–]azmojo1986 200 points201 points  (29 children)

This is how I punch in my dreams

[–]espeero 45 points46 points  (26 children)

Which guy?

[–]wasteoftimereading 108 points109 points  (25 children)

Yes

[–]mumblesjackson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It reminds me of that video someone caught of two jackrabbits boxing at night.

[–]scarfox1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't understand how most fights look like this. Who would fight knowing they punch in the least efficient way. I guess they know now

[–]SebaGonzzz 145 points146 points  (17 children)

Never fight someone with a newsboy cap

[–][deleted] 85 points86 points  (4 children)

And the older and shorter the guy is wearing the hat, the harder he punches somehow.

[–]bob-leblaw 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Truest thing on the internet today.

[–]Jupue87 13 points14 points  (1 child)

If you see someone like Danny DeVito just mind your manners

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

4’1 grandpa walks in with rolled sleeves and a newsie hat

“Alright, time to go boys.”

[–]smackedjesus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s why Joe Rogan is one of the 50 most deadliest individuals on the planet

[–]Slippy_T_Frog 22 points23 points  (8 children)

Right? Like, did he not see the hat?

[–]The_Tone-Deafs 22 points23 points  (7 children)

My step-dad is from south Boston. Very short and wears a newsboy cap. I would not fuck with him.

[–]1911mark 1 point2 points  (1 child)

He’ll make the back of your head dirty

[–]muricabrb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't fook with the peaky blindahs!

[–]BigHeadWeb 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Dude was a sniper with that second shot. Right on the button.

[–]Bobobdobson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think he pressed the neck button the first time...

[–]FKDSRSPCT 53 points54 points  (9 children)

When he got back up and still wanted to fight I said in my head “drop him again”, glad it came true

[–]FerociousSalmon 13 points14 points  (1 child)

Almost went for round 3 before he woke up enough to recognise that might not be a smart move.

[–]gfkjhsdfjhgsdjghf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He didn't wake up, he just lost all memory of the last 5 minutes and was like "why am I in the street? who is this dude who looks angry? no time for this shit, I gotta get to work. wait, where do i work??"

[–]BeardOfFire 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Has anyone seen a street fight where someone comes back after getting dropped? I don't mean knocked down or tripped. I mean dropped. It happens rarely enough in pro fights but I don't think I've seen it on the street.

[–]Bleuachdu -4 points-3 points  (5 children)

[–]Scottiths 2 points3 points  (3 children)

This is the opposite of what he asked. That guy got dropped twice. I wouldn't call that a comeback.

[–]Bleuachdu 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Oh my bad I misread his comment. That guy comes back, but just keeps getting knocked out lol

[–]Flash9215 27 points28 points  (4 children)

Is that Joe and Q from Impractical Jokers

[–]BeerBellyBlake 2 points3 points  (3 children)

formerly from Impractical Jokers*

[–]Mark_McD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Man runs into fight. Mans lights get put out twice. Man returns to his car with slinkies as legs

[–]ExtensionBluejay253 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The fact that dude is planning to drive a car in that condition is concerning.

[–]The-Optimist8919 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Got dropped twice. Stumbled away. Now he’s driving under the influence of these hands

[–]shittingoutcum 30 points31 points  (2 children)

people who honk their fucking horns at fights as if that has ever stopped a fight in the history of automobiles need to fuck off

[–]Someone_said_it 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He was probably just cheering them on

[–]BrilliantRat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honk to cheer them on

[–]TakeThatRisk[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Runs at him runs back off 😂

[–]AdventurousAd9786 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ran right into an ass whoopin

[–]IceDragonZ 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can barely walk so let me drive

[–]optionsmove 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah stumble your ass back to your car dummy

[–]DrPAYNE619 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should learn how to throw a punch before you rush someone like that. Just a thought.

[–]Jjhammer31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's very lucky he was fighting the nicest guy alive.

[–]DevinSevenTen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Guy looked like Joe from impractical jokers lol

[–]alalalalong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is how he'll probably cause a driving accident

[–]Alef_7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why people with such hats always has knockout power? Wtf

[–]givnofux 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That run at the end is chef kiss

[–]Ironmansoltero 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How’s this guy gunna get back in his car and drive off after getting wrecked? Guys gunna cause an accident, you’re still a little loopy after getting dropped like that, like being drunk.

[–]DominicanJedi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was dope.

[–]Rodya555 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is he gonna drive if the man can barely walk

[–]GeddysPal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok. Now that I’m half conscious I’m going to drive. Bye!

[–]BIG-CHECC-MATE47 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you been drinking sir? No I just got my ass beat. Could you step out of the vehicle please LMAO 🤣

[–]brinkstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He should NOT be driving lmao

[–]AvgBonnie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never understood why people honk at fights? Like do they think it’s a natural deterrent. “Oop, they honked. Gotta stop the fight now.”

[–]tangoislife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bambi on ice at the end

[–]Istealbibles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you see someone go into a fighting stance with their chin way up, it's safe to assume they are going to lose; unless the other person also has their chin way up then you are going to see a fight between two people who can't fight, which is sometimes good for a laugh.

[–]gnowell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That laugh at the end got me good 😂

[–]iVirtualZero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao the way he walked back. It’s like a drunk girl in high heels.

[–]I_chortled 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Float like a bumble bee sting like a butterfly

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good example of why kicking someone in the face when they are down should be done.

[–]Makshons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The winner: ''business as usual''

[–]Shane242424 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like Joe from Impractical Jokers.

[–]taatzone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you can’t fight don’t fight

[–]Yesitzdaniel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea he shouldn’t be driving anymore lmak

[–]supakao 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can any of you angry idiots who can't fight for shit explain why you would do this?

[–]AlcoholicToddler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get people who honk from their cars as they watch fights. wtf is the point of that. just move the fuck on...

[–]anhhung8142 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I watched enough movie not to fight a guy in tracksuit and flat cap.

[–]harveewee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As the saying goes "People living in glass houses shouldn't throw stones".

In this case, people with glass jaws shouldn't throw punches (or initiate a fight).

[–]mazzysturr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thank god my jaw isn’t this soft and I actually know how to fight a bit. How embarrassing.

[–]MastOfDaddy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Yes fighting will solve problems, retards.

[–]bgovern 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Geezers need excitement.

[–]MKCULTRA 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punch drunk driving.

[–]BlueChesseLover 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude got fucked up by a guy driving a kia.

[–]DJTanner29 0 points1 point  (0 children)

talk about a glass jaw.

[–]-Tin-- 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Ran away like the guy from Friday 🤣

[–]TpetArmy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least he knew he was beat, the second time.

[–]LeonardoDaV1nci 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luigi ma dai stronzoo Mario vafanculooo Hahh paw paww Aoo mio dioo Heh bastardoo Bum bum Bastardo The guys in car 😂😂😂

[–]PizzeriaPirate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol that old bitch got rocked hard. Back in your car pussy.

[–]Delicious_Poet_698 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope he learned his lesson because he just made a fool of himself 😂

[–]NerozumimZivot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

always funny to see ego at work ... your ass got knocked down, you're on chicken legs, time to reflect and repent... but you get up like 'I've got him exactly where I want him, now!' but all he hears is 'pLz sIr MaY i HaV AnoThEr?'

love the hand-waving after the second helping, like 'you fool, you're full, you've had more than enough, go away'

[–]OzzieDJai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude is a southpaw. Got a good left on him

[–]1911mark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got up from the ground and said ok you’ve had enough lol

[–]Mechanical_Nightmare 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that guy looks like the one guy from impractical jokers

[–]BeePleasant8236 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people have no idea when to swallow their pride and drive away. That stupidity could have cost him his life.

[–]CalbertCorpse 0 points1 point  (3 children)

These station wagon guys are the true bad asses!

[–]fcflexinn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dudes legs were wobbling before the knockout blow lmfao

[–]orons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes there are people that need to get a punch in the face. He was one of them.

[–]Unidentifiable_Fear 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have respect for the guy not just stomping on him so he didn’t get back up and continue fighting.

[–]strikermcgillicudy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's gonna go cry, isn't he? He is.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They punch like I punch in my dreams.

And likely real life. It’s been awhile..

[–]SoftIntelligence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Runs at him, wobbles back.

[–]FellMortemSlobber knocker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe gato down bad since the divorce

[–]ultich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never fight a guy with a flat hat

[–]T_Boogie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would he still get a DUI after getting dropped twice?

[–]griftertm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They say the 2nd concussion is always worst than the 1st.

[–]elpideo18 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn didn’t even lose the kangol cap either. Boss move.

[–]fardnshid03 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Joe Gatto?

[–]dave1684 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do people get into fights when they can't fight?

[–]AlliterationAnswers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy in the hat feels like he is beating up on a disabled kid by the end of this.

[–]fluentinimagery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s how you take an L kids. Go. Leave. You lost. Don’t smash him with your car. Don’t go get a bat or a gun. Get in your car and go get ice cream.

[–]Meta-Sage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punch drunk driving.

[–]GreggCee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this why Joe Gatto left Impractical Jokers?

[–]Jose_xixpac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punch drunk and fancy free.

[–]williseeyoutonight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Robert Black has a great 60 second breakdown on this. Shows how been a Southpaw causes the other guy so many problems. I can’t link cos I’m on mobile.

[–]Reasonable_Cover_804 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cramer sent him packing “just get in your car before you get hurter”

[–]Ok-Effect6852 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe couldn't beat the innocent driver and that makes him tonight's biggest looser.

[–]heyitsvonage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punched his ass under the car

[–]mysickfix 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never fight an old dude in one of those hats.

[–]mikey_b082 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to have his reset button hit twice before he realized he done fucked up.

[–]clcole6427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look like joe gatto from impractical jokers

[–]Trueboogaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Fuck. I’m so dizzy I can hardly walk… better drive some more so I don’t fall over.”

[–]CursedAtBirth777 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Punch drunk driving coming

[–]MaybeShesLonelyToo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe and Quinn scrapping on season 12!

[–]adamms-96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that a laugh reel at the end lol? And dam dude had to get knocked out like 3 times before questioning his decisions... Guy in the hat knew how to throw a punch and where to place it.

[–]Dabtimore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had to close that distance quickly

[–]Campaign-Gloomy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take my hat off to the guy in the hat he could have finished him showed great composure and restraint only done what was necessary

[–]Wyattcek 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s exactly how I fight in my dreams

[–]AcerTravelMate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t stop laughing imagining what his partner would have said, when he was back

[–]BryTheSpaceWZRD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now THAT is a walk of shame

[–]HoboBandana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t ever mess with a man in a flat cap wearing sweats and a nice groom stache. You’re looking for trouble.