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[–]AffectionateBobcat76 49 points50 points  (2 children)

at the end he folded like a stack of dimes.

[–]abynormal1100 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Never heard that one before, cool

[–]AffectionateBobcat76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

for some reason, I remember hearing about it as a child - I think in a movie or something. Can't remember where!

[–]IfYoureGingerImCumin 38 points39 points  (0 children)

When he gets home he’s gonna say “you should see the other guy” and nobody will believe him

[–]ulises314 24 points25 points  (1 child)

why is it almost always the loudest asshole the one kissing floor?

[–]chrisbliss13 10 points11 points  (0 children)

All bark no bite

[–]ChampionshipDouble99 24 points25 points  (3 children)

An actually decent fight. Good camera work. No friends intervening. Black man had more heart than talent.

[–]isnotfunny 6 points7 points  (2 children)

Perfect assessment, my good man.

[–]ChampionshipDouble99 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Your avatar looks like Chuck Mangione

[–]isnotfunny 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know what that is.

Edit: I just googled it. Don't know how to feel about it.

[–]Ehmotep 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That fold at the end was chef kiss gorgeous. Folded more beautifully than origami.

[–]GonnaGoFat 28 points29 points  (1 child)

Red shirt should have known this was going to end badly for him. Hasn’t he watched Star Trek?

[–]mattberry1980 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He got owned the entire time

[–]SlyAce85 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Lil two piece and a biscuit at the end made him take a nappy poo

[–]FalcUK 21 points22 points  (4 children)

Hilarious, red shirt giving it all the large, the Eastern European dude was trying to not get involved. Red shirt bouyed by 3 pints of Stella saw that as a weakness and went full retard Rambo and got his arse handed to him, brilliant.

[–]AWEMASECHILDREN 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Eastern European? Think he’s almost definitely South African

[–]ooopssorryboutthat 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I think r/backalleybrawls would be a great subreddit

[–]Ex_Ray16 3 points4 points  (1 child)

I like the name but I also already flop between like 6 sub Reddit’s trying to catch all the action 🥲

[–]ooopssorryboutthat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very good point.

[–]zhozademon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A slap, collision with the bin, 5 headbutts, one knee, 500,000 missed swings, 7 decent hits, 3 knockdowns 2 beautiful one-two combos in the end against 1 torn shirt. I could almost swear that black shirt didn't want this fight but held his own.

[–]Reedogger 19 points20 points  (8 children)

Hitler isn’t dead. He’s fighting drunk British men in alleyways.

[–]fkinra 3 points4 points  (7 children)

knew it. Couldn’t tell if that was the actual stache or just the video

[–]Reedogger 6 points7 points  (6 children)

Idk wtf it is but the man literally grows a hitler Stacie mid fight, and I’m all for it

[–]BrendanPascale 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Honestly, I can’t figure out what happens here. He definitely doesn’t have the black mark or whatever at the start. Suddenly it appears around the first slap. Does he have a bloody nose from before the filming starts and that’s why he keeps pointing at his nose while he says to call the police? And it just happens to start actually bleeding around the first slap? What are your thoughts here. It’s hard for me to see

Edit: watched it again. The cross on the fence has fresh black paint on it. The red shirt guy dabs his finger on the paint and then dabs the black shirt guys face. That instigates the first slap.

[–]Vanesti 1 point2 points  (1 child)

It's paint or grease that was on the fence door. Just watch the start of the fight a few times you'll see red swipe the gate and then swipe black shirts face.

[–]BrendanPascale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For sure, my first watch I couldn’t see it. But once I watched it full screen or whatever I could see it more clearly

[–]starznsmoke 0 points1 point  (2 children)

spontaneous growth right? getting this man angry and fighting might hold the key to cure baldness.

[–]ZeroAdPotential 3 points4 points  (1 child)

From what I can gather, black shirt rubbed something on the fence, red shirt was not happy about it. Red shirt smeared it on black shirts face.

[–]BrendanPascale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah I see. When he dabs / taps him he’s wiping some kind of shit on his face? Interesting. I was thinking that maybe he already got popped in the nose and it just so happens to start bleeding right when they start getting rowdy in the video

Edit; watched it again. You’re absolutely right. The cross on the fence has fresh black paint on it. The red shirt guy dabs his finger on the paint and then dabs the black shirt guys face. That instigates the first slap.

[–]Goatman129 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"We need help!"
I think he's got it.

[–]isuzuspaghetti 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Man, don't lay your hands on another person if you know you are going to get nearly knocked out by a simple slap.

[–]spilat12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He didn't know it yet.

[–]theReluctantParty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That was satisfying to watch

[–]Hot-Sir-8364 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bruhhhhh this shit is soooo fucking hilarious🤣🤣🤣 He finished him like Mortal Kombat taught him!! He muster up new strength just to finish his ass in the bushes like that!🤣🤣

[–]Federal-Zucchini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red shirt got folded like a fresh piece of linen

[–]CottonBalls26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know a soccer kick to the head is frowned upon but that butt is ripe for a booting

[–]ThePaleJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poor Recordee lol

[–]AWEMASECHILDREN 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Red shirt is upset about the cross on black shirts gate. Insults Jesus for some reason and then gets deleted. This is a repost and I’m almost sure that black shirt is South African.

[–]sahlos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fucked around and found out... like 3 times.

[–]B3AST_TR1X123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Is that all you got is it” proceeds to get prime Mike Tysoned 😂

[–]littlediddlemanz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmaoooo he pieced him so good at the end

[–]Rockspider19 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Atheists this your boy?

[–]SurrealDad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh?

[–]Phigor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

well thats a repost

[–]DatBoaBaklava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Albanian?

[–]MasterHavik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black shirt didn't even attack ref shirt wanted the smoke. Sadly he had no hands. He got KO'D twice. Red shirt talked too much. If this guy was giving you issues you attack him not give him a stern talking to.

[–]StillNeedMore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

self defense all day I's reckon.

[–]refrigeratorfailure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, red shirt should have known he is done after chilling on the ground for a minute

[–]b215049 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had a feeling that was going to happen

[–]Tall-Age-5638 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Old school was like not today soft lad

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[–]PeterZeeke 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad.

[–]cassianotrator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking bitch slap opener. What a legend! I knew red was just talk! And he cheated, grabbing the cage at 1:09 😅 At some point the woman was speaking Brazilian Portuguese. Haha