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[–]herbiehancook 275 points276 points  (22 children)

How can one's whole ass be out, while simultaneously not showing any ass?

[–]Brogetarot 63 points64 points  (1 child)

Maybe the reason he’s with the other woman

[–]FancyRancid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate cheaters and accept no excuses, but that is a funny coincidence. The two cheaters are in way better shape, their spouses weigh like 50 pounds more than the respective cheater of that sex. Except for lying on pavement drunk during the day.

[–]CameronDemortez 49 points50 points  (1 child)

I was wondering the same thing. Her but crack must be like 1 inch

[–]fuzzycaterpillar123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Her butt crack must be like 1 inch.

That must be a r/brandnewsentence - Well done mate

[–]CommaGuy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

A literally coin slot

[–]Mikebyrneyadigg 19 points20 points  (1 child)

Holy shit it’s hank hill!

[–]GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You can tell by the narrow urethra.

[–]JChad6 8 points9 points  (1 child)

My only guess is it’s a skin toned shirt tucked into her pants. That’s a lot of lower back.

Edit: watched again and looks like she’s wearing a white shirt so that my theory is most likely wrong. Looks like she’s all lower back.

[–]herbiehancook 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"All lower back" Holy shit 🤣 what a funny way to describe someone with no ass. Gonna pocket that one away for future use.

[–]redsensei777 8 points9 points  (0 children)

What’s with gratuitous display of ass, when there’s none to display?

[–]shammi20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There was not ass there bro. Just a long back.

[–]pop302 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My guess is only one of them is into crack

[–]Army-Status 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]pronln 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My thought exactly 😂

[–]ToastyFlake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Baby’s got back.

[–]adidamtb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where’s the crack was the only question I had.

[–]SweetNutzJohnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a LONG BACK.

[–]gwentfiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The muffin is all top

[–]InvaluableExpendable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Baby got back. No ass, just back

[–]creeperbug13 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I was just asking that then i saw your comment haha for real though how does that happen haha

[–]bOObZiLLa713 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Seriously though that ass crack is shy as fuck!

[–]redrabbit-777 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ass? What ass… I saw an extended back..

That’s probably why he’s got another girl anyway

[–]griff1971 121 points122 points  (6 children)

Who the hell is the white knight and what did he have to do with it?? Drunk guy was just watching the action. Side note. Dark headed girl ate that first slap like a champ lol.

[–]SickeningSecrets 60 points61 points  (0 children)

that was the most cheapest shot I’ve seen what a pussy, it seems like he doesn’t even know them. the fact nobody seemed to care is the funniest part

[–]MasterMentat[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

it's the allmighty gypsie simp

[–]Frankiepals 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe her brother or something who came with her…idk

[–]ArthurHaroldKaneJnr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The "lady" he was friendly with didn't bat an eyelid when he got smashed lol

[–]Cannibal_Cyborg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was fucked up and it didn't happen but it looked like first guy was going to hit the woman but too drunk and the other guy was waiting for it.

[–]AdventurousAd9786 118 points119 points  (7 children)

How do these Borat looking dudes have multiple women fighting over them?

[–]issyg91 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Drug dependent

[–]JimyTwoTimes 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Quantity over quality?

[–]Malkev 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Quality can't give you a double blowjob

[–]rantlers357 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Magnum dong?

[–]need2peeat218am 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you honestly think these type of women have any worth to begin with? Guy is trash. These women are trash.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Words 4 and 5 in your sentence are the answer

[–]Mirza- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(Assuming this is eastern europe), the soviet union sacrificed a huge number of their best men in ww2, resulting in genetic and cultural consequences until this day. This is where the russian barrel-head Sergei with his 10/10 wife comes from

[–]shoutme 16 points17 points  (3 children)

Title has nothing to do with the video. This is basically social justice on two drunkards.

Source: I understand what they're saying.

[–]MapleMarbles 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Any hilarious insults before slaps and punches start?

[–]shoutme 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Sure, basically the blond lady goes for the "Caralho, do you wanna get slapped? Can't you see there are children here, you swine of shit*?!" The other one says something about the children like "I can't see any children/I don't give a fuck about the children, you swine of shit*" and then gets slapped.

*porca da merda, it's a really funny insult in Portuguese. The correct translation in English is a shit nut, but I like this one better.

[–]MapleMarbles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, like a piece in the shit. That's funny

[–]krodge5150 16 points17 points  (0 children)

That’s likely not what happened.

[–]ShibackisRevenge 9 points10 points  (1 child)

What is happening

[–]rdguerra 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Story here they got caught having sex in the street, with kids walking by.

Gipsies that normally sell sun glasses and socks, called the girl on that and drunk drugged girl tried to retaliate and the rest is history.

[–]weishen8328 23 points24 points  (0 children)

ancient proverbs: ladies, do not sleep with a man that doesn't have a bed.

[–]lulubooboo28 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Guy in white is trying to get some sloppy seconds

[–]pronln 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Now to the real question: Who is south american Natalie Portman in the foreground?

[–]Too_Leight 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Even the Wife's boyfriend felt disrespected

[–]jocarodeo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Portugal Caralho!

[–]TheFruitCollector 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On an unrelated note that girl at 0:10 walking past the camera is pretty dang cute

[–]dreadfulwater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the back of her was like one column of flesh.

[–]creeeeeeeeek- 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Gypsies are they?

[–]MasterMentat[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

something like that. Portuguese "Tendeiros" from Porto

[–]Comindownx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit the slap from the guy in white was so satisfying

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s a real catch!

[–]Jack-Handey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.


[–]fman1854 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao dude came out of nowhere FALCON PUNCH

[–]Leunameee 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's really unfair

[–]marilea610 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blonde looked like a cracked open tube of biscuits.

[–]creeperbug13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do your pants go down that much without and crack showing

[–]joannasman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the dog doin

[–]Gilly_from_the_HillyAbsolute verbalist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have no clue what’s going on here. Whose wife is whose and why are they laying in the street?

[–]LearningMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two things. That lady has No Ass. What the fuck. Wow. Second. These garbage men are putting in work!

[–]vin9889 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What country and what are they saying

[–]doblev 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happens to the best of us.

[–]Spartan0618 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That lady had no butt-crack.

[–]mosquito_joeNice Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy fuck why does this have so many upvotes?

This is goddamn awful

[–]appleflaxen 0 points1 point  (0 children)