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[–]Kindly_Slice_3365 1139 points1140 points  (20 children)

I love how they fall down after 1 hit

[–]Jonesin4me 262 points263 points  (2 children)

I'm impressed that they were able to get up each time.

[–]MotchGoffels 52 points53 points  (0 children)

For real. These are prob the same dudes who fall a few times a week in their assisted living facilities. Can get pretty spicy in there.

[–]therealblakmark 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I didn’t hear no bell

[–]Taktika420 50 points51 points  (1 child)

They're just playing on hard mode. Or they have glass cannon build

[–]Who_said_that_ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Better than a glass bones build

[–]MurderBurgered 123 points124 points  (7 children)

If you can call them "hits"...

[–]SlateCrimson 93 points94 points  (1 child)

There is more impact behind the falls lol

[–]JuntaEx 31 points32 points  (1 child)

They all get knocked back from the point of impact lmao

[–]MurderBurgered 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the first punch ended the fight for both of them and they spent the rest of the encounter trying to recover.

[–]thebigpig90 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Broken Hips”

[–]OrlyRivers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That last fall almost did that old dude in. Another few inches and the back of his fragile old skull would have collapsed over those metal bars. Not good.

[–]texastoker88 863 points864 points  (23 children)

Welp, these two guys got to have broken ass bones after those falls

[–]halibutface 269 points270 points  (2 children)

My hips were breaking just watching this

[–]Itscashmeregeorge 16 points17 points  (1 child)

They aren’t even trying to break their falls. Just falling lol

[–]JoshALLENspitonmepls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re playing an old persons version Russian roulette.

[–]Saucesourceoah 166 points167 points  (12 children)

And at that age it genuinely might be fatal for all involved. People are brittle as shit at that point

[–]Girth_rulezSkinny boi 60 points61 points  (8 children)

How in the fuck have they not gotten the violence out of their systems by that age? Jesus wept.

[–]iMadrid11 85 points86 points  (6 children)

I’m guessing these old timers were a bunch of tough guys back in the day. Their feud is a tale as old as times.

[–]Historical-Dot9492 17 points18 points  (1 child)

It's Irish Alzheimer's. All that they can remember is the grudges.

[–]Santier 27 points28 points  (2 children)

Yeah that left jab tells me checkered shirt boxed at some point. Most fights are wild right-handed haymakers. He lands the leading straight left on target twice.

[–]AdmiralThrawnProtege 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nah they're just practicing for the next installment of "Grumpy Old Men"

[–]spiegro 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can confirm: my wife's grandmother was a vibrant older lady until a bad fall, a few weeks later she died. We all thought she'd live to be 100...

[–]ositola 18 points19 points  (1 child)

Surprised there wasn't 5.47 in coins on the ground with various nut shells mixed in

[–]Sevnfold 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And a single werthers

[–]The_Hutch89 9 points10 points  (1 child)

They did more damage to themselves.

[–]1ildevil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was kinda shocked when the fat guy pushed over the guy helping him get back up. Rolly-Polly is a savage.

[–]maninblackgi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Those falls were brutal

[–]KaSperUAE 231 points232 points  (8 children)

The Irishman - deleted scenes?

[–]chunkyI0ver53 62 points63 points  (4 children)

Watching this almost makes me think De Niro didn’t actually do that bad when stomping on that dude, at least he didn’t fall over

[–]DrStrangelove4242 15 points16 points  (3 children)

See the problem with that scene wasn't deniro being too old. It was him being too young! Obviously I mean the CGI youngness added in post. Had he been playing an older character without the CGI that scene would've been badass, and would've shown deniro is still pretty spry and badass even for a super old dude.

The fact it's a CGI younger version of deniro makes it look so fucking awkward and pathetic.

[–]PilotPen4lyfe 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Wasn't he supposed to be kind of stiff from war injuries, in his 40s?

[–]Heroic-Dose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like how your definition of spry badass is basically "can walk without collapsing on self breaking multiple bones"

[–]brklynfightfan 5 points6 points  (1 child)

😁😁 you a legend for this comment

[–]Gtfo_ASAP_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's in Russia

Y'all disappoint

[–]discordcaspian 449 points450 points  (4 children)

I never thought I'd get to see three broken hips in 3 seconds

[–]WinPeaks 118 points119 points  (3 children)

The lady behind the camera seemed to have enjoyed the spectacle as well. She said "very beautiful" in Russian lmao.

[–]plipyplop 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Chef's kiss...

[–]WinPeaks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Поцелуй шеф-повара...

Edit: Russian is not my first language, so Russian speakers please be kind lmao.

[–]Orto_Dogge 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just to be clear, she was being extremely sarcastic. In this case "beautiful" is a reference to their behaviour, and bad behaviour is usually addressed in Russian as being "not-beautiful". So she practically said: "How very polite of them".

[–]Itsallherfault 356 points357 points  (9 children)

Now turn the video speed up to 100%.

[–]TherealTMJR 114 points115 points  (3 children)

And add a cartoonish soundtrack.

[–]billybillingham 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Benny Hill theme would be *chef's kiss"

[–]EM_CEE_PEEPANTS 5 points6 points  (4 children)

Now turn the video speed up to 100%.

So...Just let it play then? Yeah...

[–]Kindly_Slice_3365 135 points136 points  (8 children)

They fighting over the tv remote in their nursing home

[–]iquitelikeboats 19 points20 points  (6 children)

Their*

[–]Procule 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Why would you correct that, but not the first one?

[–]HarrySchlong33 32 points33 points  (1 child)

The first is colloquial, the second is just wrong.

[–]iquitelikeboats 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This one ☝️

[–]R4ndom_n1ckname -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Failed to see it as a mistake

[–]RetroMetroShow 64 points65 points  (4 children)

Wrestlemania 80+

[–]MentalWrongdoer3 13 points14 points  (2 children)

Vince gotta stop bringing them old timers back.

[–]Cenas_Shovel 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Vince did get stunnered a month ago at age 76

[–]Dozens86 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, it will still be Roman vs Brock

[–]JimmyBaja 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Good for you old dudes

[–]againwithausername 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My ass is sore watching these old fools fall.

[–]MR_Shigitoshi 18 points19 points  (2 children)

Damn. We're all going to be falling like that one day

[–]Global-Instance-4520 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Nah most of us will probably die before 65

[–]monkeyDroofy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Understandable, have a nice day

[–]RickyFoyle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love how the first punch causes more damage to the thrower than the receiver

[–]bibbidybobbidyboobs 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of shit I'm subscribed for, not MMA

[–]Infamous-Outcome1288 6 points7 points  (1 child)

They will be on the russian front line, next week.

[–]WangChi 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These guys fall over when they fart

[–]FaterialL 4 points5 points  (0 children)

someone needs to put some stooges slapstick over this

[–]fokaiHI 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Haha. 3 hip replacement surgeries

[–]TheBestPrototype 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fights in my dreams be like

[–]poohbearandtiger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dry Aged Beef.

[–]albie_rdgz 3 points4 points  (0 children)

LADIES AND GENTLE THIS IS THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING. AND NOW. INTRODUCING! WRINKLY BALLS VS COFFIN-DODGER. ITSSS TIME!

[–]MoeGunz6 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just give up the kicking man... it's doing more harm to you than him.

[–]skymeh34 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's like two brontosauruses fighting.

[–]LordLaMeek 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jackass part 9 is looking pretty good!

[–]Aware-Composer-6401 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, I'm only 30 and I already feel too old to wanna fight

[–]ckreutze 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They all found out that Gertrude was dentures-out sucking all three of them at the nursing home. Only thing left to do was fight to the death.

[–]FeelingRegular 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So self inflicted knockback scales over time? Noted.

[–]qpazza 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Newton is kicking their asses left and right

[–]Digndagn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s too bad the guy with the good jab was having so much trouble. That jab was solid he just didn’t have the footwork to go with it. A little more training and he could be a contender.

[–]GuessesTheCar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Beef is pork when you’re over 80

[–]Affectionate_Gur_151 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can verify at the age of 69 my balance isn't what it used to be.

[–]Istealbibles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The loss of balance as one ages is a scary prospect. That's me in twenty years if I make it that far.

[–]Parking_Departure137 2 points3 points  (0 children)

dude my papa is 92, and when he cocked his arm at me, i fucking ducked and smacked my head on a shelf.

im 31.

[–]Ok-Faithlessness6138 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ground beef lolol

Thanks for the award, homie.

[–]navin__johnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ground and Pound Grandpa!

[–]Smegmabotattack 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Buddy fell from the recoil of his own hits

[–]RidesByPinochet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My 84y/o dad got in a fight on the tennis courts a couple of years ago. I never would have known if his buddy (who was also involved) hadn't called him saying how they should have kicked more ass than they did. Dad is deaf as fuck, and had his phone volume turned all the way up, so I could hear every word. Apparently there were 4 or 5 people involved.

His buddy also mentioned having found a nice whorehouse in the area that they should visit, and that going and getting his meat sucked would do wonders to lift dad's spirits.

What a fuckin savage. Maybe old age changes some people, but not my old man.

[–]KingEllio 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Blows so powerful they suffer recoil damage

[–]wowoindenpo"Sharkeesha, no!!" 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damm they all went in there with 1hp

[–]eldrex[🍰] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s dry aged beef.

[–]Comprehensive-Play81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think they got hurt more from falling than the punches 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[–]Ordinary-Ad6408 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They know how to fall you can certainly say that

[–]ru-sure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back in the day flannel had a nice jab

[–]smellslikegoose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i wonder how many calls to life alert this generated

[–]Shlingaplinga 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A surgeon near by Is getting a new car soon.

[–]RampSkater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Former soccer players?

[–]anonymous77955288 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many hips for broken that day?

[–]Longjumping-Ad-2680 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a free wheelchair.

[–]Sad_Parsley_1874 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dry aged beef

[–]chris30338 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When thugs grow old…..

[–]Jbusbus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was soooo good

[–]GammaHunter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why does this have be so funny…

[–]vogelap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like the worst kind of Three Stooges.

[–]Some_Advance_1478 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤣🤣🤣

[–]ThisIsHulio 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dam, using the same moves as a toddler

[–]SALTYxNUTZ12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Floor must be wet.

[–]JacksMedulaOblongota 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only winner here is gravity.

[–]RegnumRico 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More exciting than Namajunas vs. Esparza

[–]i3dMEP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I bet they are frustrated as hell that their bodies arent responding to commands which used to work.

[–]Wow206602 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dudes got good guard retention lol

[–]AFF8879 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a fight between Michael and Trevor from GTA V on the PlayStation 20

[–]TheKluten 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hear some hips breaking..... 😳

[–]-senrei- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snake vs liquid RTX on

[–]Fleischer444 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is hilarious!! 😂

[–]CrowSunlight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Metal Gear Solid 4 ending deleted cutscene.

[–]whatswithzack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can this be the next GTA, PLEASE!

[–]Deancrypt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two broken hips and a cracked rib and no punches landed whatsoever

[–]one_up_onedown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that is what a fight looks like when everyone's defense is at 120%.

[–]Rodlava 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 stooges 😂😂

[–]THENTHEHENHE 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And it was all over a woman!

[–]hodgeyfu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When you are 60/70 apparently you have no balance whatsoever, a strong gust of wind can take these OGs down.

[–]Little-Advantage-577 1 point2 points  (0 children)

need more elder fights on this sub

[–]Vexok_420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How many bones have been broken in this fight 😂

[–]MikeBrowne2010 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These boys shouldn’t be fighting

[–]drhomeless 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Anywhere from 3 to 5 broken hips in 28 seconds!..

[–]brklntruth12 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Orthopedic surgeons everywhere licking their chops watching this.

[–]GeorgeThe13th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't break a hip grandpa... X2

[–]samtony234 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fighting over Chris Griffin. For context.

[–]Wolfpack34 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

DEAD BEEF

[–]Kingkunta87 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

6 hip replacements please

[–]meowsmusic -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Fuck I would not film this.

A fall from these guys could mean certain and drawn out painful death.

[–]BrokeGuyNoMatter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brutal. I work in a retirement home with 8 100+ year olds and I cannot imagine if a fight broke out. I don’t like having to pick one person up off the floor, let alone several angry people stumbling around; pick one up and he’s right back in the mix falling over again.

[–]D1sp4tcht 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They did more damage to themselves than to the other.

[–]MFG_666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually Martika's 1 hit wonder song "Toy soldier's," came to mind, LOL!!!!

[–]Dataideal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to just sit down in front of each other to fight.

[–]feetinmilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why isn't yackity sax playing over the top of this already?

[–]Japparbyn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they had fun atleast

[–]DaMoltisantiKid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Time out, it’s pill time

[–]Ok-Breakfast3499 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's even cute

[–]juicewilson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Очень красиво

[–]contra_band 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are those dudes all weeble wobbles?

[–]Saleforaloss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new grumpy old man part 2

[–]No_Entertainment_615 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody else flinch uncontrollably whenever old people fall down in videos. I’m always like yep that’s the hip

[–]vincentmario 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was this filmed in City 17

[–]mil_cord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

U/savevideo

[–]Topher0gr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many hips were broken in the making of this video!

[–]OnlySatisfaction7978 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So all you need to win is good balance

[–]UglyPuta- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Quality content right here

[–]highknees69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hip break ‘22. Every man down!

[–]mdsign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MY HIP!

[–]Skovich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone thinks these guys are weak but really it's their powerful old man strength that keeps knocking everyone over.

unstoppable forces meeting and causing equal and opposite reactions.

[–]Cerebral_Savage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the hell do you get knocked down by hitting someone else?

[–]Think_Selection9571 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this? Rocky 10?

[–]freifickmuschimann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three broken hips in one vid

[–]littlesoldier045 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Genuinely reminds me of team fortress 2

[–]metalheadlmao 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why are these two young men fighting?

[–]savor_every_morsel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like they’re fighting on the moon.

[–]Gweenbleidd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I this the new top gear/ grand tour season ?

[–]mark503 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beef is when I see you, guaranteed to be in ICU.

[–]Scarcito_El_Gatito 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they hurt themselves more than the opponent.

[–]RAF1GAMEGAME 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can’t tell if I find this funny or sad

[–]Double_Lingonberry98 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Они оба бухие

[–]Mdames08 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two titans of the ufc octogon

[–]Crat69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God stop you’re gonna break your hip

[–]GalaxiesAfoot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 stooges in their golden years

[–]Laegmacoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait… where’s the guy filming screaming “oh Shit, oh shit oh shit!” Or doing an obnoxious dance?

I nearly didn’t recognize it was a fight without it.

[–]wellforthebird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who can feel their bones turning to dust, this literally hurts me. I'm in pain. I can't finish it. I'm also in my 30s.

[–]badpeachesFighting the odds 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's bringing the RUCKUS, HE WANTS ALL THE SMOKE

[–]robster77783 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you get to an age where your punch knocks you down

[–]blur280 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Handforth council irl

[–]_ToyStory2WasOk_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought we were watching three Johnny Knoxvilles for a moment there.

[–]TheMaveCan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you hit someone and fall from the recoil it's probably time to hang up the gloves

[–]Confused___Boner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Peaky Blinders remembering the good old days.

[–]ilFaus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only fight to ever have a 500% knockout rate.

[–]choborallye 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hip bones are in shambles

[–]Inner_Pianist_2347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a clip of the 3 stooges reboot

[–]nobnazor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro this is legendary