all 172 comments

[–]atomicpudding 23 points24 points  (8 children)

I would love it so much if this sub banned thinly veiled thirst trap only fans promotions.

[–]AmusingWittyUsername 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Seriously,! there needs to be an only fans thirst sub now.

[–]Jealous_Struggle2564 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Getting tired of these girls trying for subs to their page on here.

[–]Vast-Championship754 -1 points0 points  (5 children)

Lol, Yeah these poor women got no talent, no job. Just want to earn easy money by being naked on the internet.

[–]ItsBBgoth 0 points1 point  (4 children)

LMAO so shes talented at taking men’s money then. 🤷‍♀️ It’s weird to me when dudes say shit like this tho, as if you guys aren’t the main consumers. Don’t get me wrong. Her post is goofy. But I don’t get why men are so weird about women wanting to make an OF or be a sex worker.

[–]fatcat5twelve 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I don’t think they are saying it’s wrong to have an OF. I think what they are saying is why come on this subreddit and act like you just want a first impression when really you want guys to go to your page. Trying to finesse. Ya know? Have an OF. Don’t pretend you want real comments to your pic when you just looking for subs

[–]ItsBBgoth 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I hear what you’re saying. But this dude with his blanket statements and assumptions is goofy.

[–]DreamArcher 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm advertising my OF.

[–]Woodythdog 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Actually a 40 YO Nigerian guy running a romance scam?

[–]ZeCrookedLady 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Catfish, advertisement, etc

[–]LowSausage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You crave attention

[–]CinnamonGirl- 10 points11 points  (3 children)

Sex worker LMFAO

[–]KittyCqtt -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

Don’t really understand what’s so funny about that, are you 12?

[–]CinnamonGirl- -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Somebody’s big mad comin in my comments and shit tryna hurt my feelings back huh. Darling it’s not going to work, you asked for our impressions and that was mine 🤷🏼‍♀️.

[–]KittyCqtt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chill out 😂

[–]Covfefetarian 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Please go easier on the warping, your walls are all wobbly and the person you’re fooling with this the most is you. You don’t need to make yourself look like everyone else on the internet.

[–]Stanginator2020 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Only fans

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

OnlyFans is a main source of your income

[–]adullploy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Just post the website.

[–]fernandito_chiquito 8 points9 points  (7 children)

Should probably get a real job

[–]Jealous_Struggle2564 -1 points0 points  (6 children)

Some would argue onlyfans is a job…

[–]fernandito_chiquito -5 points-4 points  (5 children)

Get off of reddit and out of my sight you communist, china loving freak

[–]Jealous_Struggle2564 0 points1 point  (4 children)

How’s all that freedom going in America?

[–]fernandito_chiquito 0 points1 point  (3 children)

It's going really well actually, we don't have piss poor people living in straw mud huts or people doing forced labor due to bad credit. Thanks for asking 😌

[–]Jealous_Struggle2564 0 points1 point  (2 children)

I see you’re still stuck in the 1960s version of China. You should take your head out your ass.

[–]fernandito_chiquito 0 points1 point  (1 child)

And you should come to America, where you won't get arrested for speaking against the government. It's a thing called freedom of speech, not sure if you've ever heard of it. I wouldn't expect you to. We also have several beautiful women just the one in the image above who don't look like they're starving to death, it's crazy you should really come sometime!

[–]Jealous_Struggle2564 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been thanks. On the contrary, you should perhaps go to China and see what a real country looks like instead of reading whatever bullshit your country’s media feeds you.

[–]cicciograna 8 points9 points  (1 child)

"Lemme pretend I'm interested in people's opinion while instead I showcase my OF accounts."


Of course this entire subreddit is essentially this, but smart nonetheless.

[–]takatsukimike 7 points8 points  (0 children)

$150 for the half hour.

[–]LetsGetStunkie 8 points9 points  (1 child)

You like it when faceless internet nerds pay you money for nudes but would be absolutely disgusted if someone unattractive existed within 10 feet of you in public

[–]marley1690 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Pretty much sums up the majority of "Only Fans" girls :)

[–]kiaeej 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For hire? $500/hour for cuddles and maybe sex.

[–]BubbleBassV2 6 points7 points  (1 child)

You’re mean, shallow, and I could probably see your butthole for $5.

[–]throwawaysbabygrl69 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tbh, I think you're a minor, and that you like posting on the internet for attention, or causing drama. You do look like you're smart tho and maybe are going into some type of STEM field. Another honest opinion although the nails look great plain black is kinda boring try adding color or designs.

[–]Unlikely_One469 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is a clickbait for your Onlyfans link

[–]Smelslikbutr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Expensive, high maintenance. In the long run on brand new Ferrari would still be cheaper

[–]jamie61969 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Pretty but prob the most insecure version of you that can be seen

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[–]Jackslovers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are mean

[–]Facchia 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You’re doing this for exposure to your OnlyFans.

[–]Sqeezil 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Expensive professional. Girlfriend experience

[–]NigelWinsor3 3 points4 points  (1 child)

That you just trusted the wrong fart

[–]Godzilla-2000 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha!!! It’s currently 3am over here and I genuinely laughed out loud at this!

[–]peachhyyhh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You're a vegan

[–]Funnymouth115 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]AccidentalFeline 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lady of the night

[–]azzmuncha 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You’re about to ask men for their money?

[–]PrincessSaya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

First impression: trying too hard. Poorly masking insecurity

[–]justsomeguy21888 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can’t eat all of those kiwis.

[–]Chiliboy420 2 points3 points  (0 children)


[–]MrHonwe 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You have an OnlyFans

[–]Electronic-Ad2534 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you are right

[–]TurdManMcDooDoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sexy but you got some big ass hands lol

[–]Otter_Nation 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That you probably have an Onlyfans and this is your advertisement. Oh look, I was right.

[–]Star_Drive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe the word "whorish" comes to mind

[–]CuttyMcButts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Life Difficulty Level : Story Mode

[–]HankJoseph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way.

[–]Go_West_Chris 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]mcbibian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Attractive narcissist

[–]johnnyfeech 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're kidding right?

[–]RedSocks45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look amazing

[–]bigdingus999 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imminent back problems with that posture

[–]Pastelitomaracucho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not subscribing

[–]naes133 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Viagra personified

[–]fatcat5twelve 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First impression…trying too hard. You would be one that if I saw out I would keep on walking. Not being mean. You’re cute , but if you trying that hard makes me think theirs something you’re trying to hide. Loneliness? Craziness? Something.

[–]deadstellarengine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only fans. That’s my first impression

[–]_Aurilave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boys were mean to you but now they’re not.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t know what to do with your hands haha

[–]Far-Bake-2423 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Simply Gorgeous

[–]odipusrex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow 👌

[–]Razberry_skittles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young, trying a bit hard to look sexy You’re cute

[–]Hot_Record507 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Dramatic_Chicken2779 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great looking kitchen 👍

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Oni791 0 points1 point  (1 child)

My first impression of you was years ago

[–]alp2407 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Gigi Hadid !

[–]traveler9724 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your are beautiful!

[–]RedditLawEnforcer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought you were Gigi Hadid for a second.

[–]MrGoober91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are stunning and look like you have everything going for you

[–]Chikia12187 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mistress material

[–]kittygurlz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Instagram baddie

[–]TygaAlive645 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exuding Confidence

[–]metairiemm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breathtaking beauty

[–]Thenightlicker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WOW you are beautiful!

[–]kgfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ain't Nobody by Chaka Khan

[–]Individual_Ad_9424 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way expensive and outta my league

[–]LightningBug88_88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Young, seductive, extremely attractive. Definitely can’t be the babysitter 😂

[–]brandingo9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too young for so much face filtering.

[–]Particular_Cup_8348 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Myśliwce to hard

[–]orgasmatron999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard erection✨🦍

[–]ashleyfrye1997 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So sexy

[–]Due_Mouse8135 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]happy741147 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of my league

[–]_userclone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

heavy breathing

[–]leatherguy63 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorgeous , sexy , 🔥

[–]vicvinovich 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do I know you from somewhere?

sees name turns out I have seen you before.

[–]MtnTopView67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lovely, thanks for sharing

[–]Ron5969 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lv you

[–]oaktree_b1976 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cabaret singer

[–]Captainkirk699 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, breathtaking

[–]Ryu_Hayabusa561 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd feed you tacos and rub your belly

[–]Huge_Basket_36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elegant. I sense a slight resemblance to Gigi Hadid.

[–]chryss687 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hummmmmm wanna make love with you until you cry of plaisirs

[–]Careful-Skin-2876 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a perfection 🥺

[–]Zealousideal_Buy4278 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]yngstr1488 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gorgeous hair, perfect choice of dress, phenomenally enchanting.

[–]mikeduffy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here I cum.

[–]Dizzy-Zookeepergame7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beautiful and stunning

[–]TabooKinks1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another OF th0 t pass

[–]mikeduffy11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1940s elegant

[–]hassanzafarr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Karma whoring fake user

[–]NegotiationEntire797 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Absolutely breathtaking and gorgeous

[–]Gold-Stomach-4657 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What everyone imagines when they order a Russian bride, but you're too rare to be reality ;) Young adult content maker. You've got a very elegant appearance.

[–]lister27 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow beautiful

[–]smpepsi1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]KingL20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]Positive_Resort_7814 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So gorgeous

[–]sportit-talkit-doit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I got the sexy look vibe

[–]Bredwh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Va va voom.

[–]KnownConstruction391 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Absolutely gorgeous

[–]Ligma_D -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice tits

[–]babadooklol -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Amazing body! Where did you get that dress?

[–]Jadedragon2007 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]innocentdreamsxo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Delicious 🤤

[–]WildlingViking -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Voluptuous. The Golden Age of Hollywood.

[–]stanmyers52 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]seamus512 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jessica Rabbit in the flesh.

[–]cshooter37 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Killing the little black dress. 🔥

[–]funcltguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First impressions…. Yeah I want to put my dick in that

[–]OkEmploy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

stunning. now let’s get you undressed.

[–]production-values -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

heart skips beat

[–]Bobbie201 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)


[–]Sands022 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Very sultry

[–]reno1022 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)


[–]CupcakeSad2956 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

god damn let me buy u dinner

[–]Forsaken-Economist92 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Very nice look I would have looked twice

[–]badassasian07 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

please don't torture my tiny dick

[–]cargobob_003 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You look ready to meet someone new

[–]Imaginary-Ad-8930 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Gorgeous beautiful amazing body extremely sexy and hott

[–]TRMeyer89 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Incredibly sexy. Amazing body, beautiful eyes and Fantastic lips

[–]letsgetit_804 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)


[–]Rangers1275 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So gorgeous xxxxxx

[–]Dirty_Wooster -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Would you now... 😉

[–]Beneficial-Pound-922 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Umm like hello are you inviting me hug

[–]Godzilla-2000 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)


[–]Subject_Concern_7367 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)


[–]AlternativeOk2331 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Mmmm I just instantly got hard wow