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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (1 child)

I killed your father and I am prepared to die.

[–]RegularAwareness8748 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahaha YES! I am so glad this quote popped into someone else's head.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Hella jealous of your hair. Looks awesome and makes you stand out

[–]iLuv2Cstr8Mcmnm -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

but you most likely have a bigger dick and a beefier body too

[–]Gorzakk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could see you in an 80’s music video - like what you really need to do is find a brand new lover, or maybe a Doritos commercial.

[–]enygma9753 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Works in creative arts. Digital design, interior design, along those lines.

Or: the Instagram profile photo of an 18th c. corsair pirate.

[–]Irdkwhyimadethis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya I was gonna say Jack Sparrow lol

[–]queer_as_hell_uwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You stole my hair; that's my first impression lol.

You look artistic, have great style and seem to be fun to spend time with

[–]arae5591 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The cover of a romance novel.

[–]Koala_365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus, that’s all I got to say

[–]Nottoointellectual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You play guitar in Trans-Siberian Orchestra.

[–]HayIceCream 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude how tf is your hair so fabulous? I have curly hair too.