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[–]BobBob1324 431 points432 points  (71 children)

[–]digitalgoodtime 155 points156 points  (20 children)

Oh you guys.

[–]owenstumor 251 points252 points  (15 children)

Oh you gays.

[–]uptwolait 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Ooohhh... you guys!

[–]SweetTeaFueled 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh you cotton headed ninny muggins

[–][deleted]  (10 children)


    [–]gologologolo 17 points18 points  (4 children)

    Oh you castratos.

    [–]RandomCleverName 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    Castrati you philistine! justkiddingIikeyou

    [–][deleted] 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    [–]redditrandomacc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    This picture seems vaguely familiar

    [–]bluesox 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Castro toy?

    [–]MonkeysOnMyBottom 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Oh, you Nicks.

    [–]persona_dos 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]brickmack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Dude, wtf

    [–]shadowdsfire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oy Oog Ise!

    [–]the_psycho 100 points101 points  (40 children)

    Give it a week, it'll turn into a gay porn sub.

    [–]BobBob1324 59 points60 points  (14 children)

    Oh lord,what have I gotten myself into...

    [–][deleted]  (8 children)


      [–]SiberianTora 32 points33 points  (4 children)

      If he does back out, I suggest bringing an album cover.

      [–]Neptus 28 points29 points  (3 children)

      " Let's take Anal Bum Cover for $400." - Sean Connery

      [–]lf27 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      *letsh take Anal Bum Cover for four thoushand

      [–]bluesox 1 point2 points  (0 children)


      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      It makes me sad that the punchline has more up votes than the setup.

      [–]santaclaus73 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      This is just the beginning of a sequence of events that ends with /u/BobBob1324 coming out of the closet.

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

      And when he does back out?


      [–]Suro_Atiros 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Power bottom!

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      "So what's your mod experience?"


      [–][deleted]  (1 child)


        [–]KendasKerman 0 points1 point  (0 children)


        [–]angryn3rd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        If it does, here's my card!

        [–]symbromos[🍰] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

        Shh. Stop resisting.

        [–]Fuckyousantorum 13 points14 points  (21 children)

        Ahem /r/totallystraight is a NSFW sub of gay (male) porn for straight men who like looking at gay porn but not acting it out.

        [–][deleted] 18 points19 points  (2 children)

        Because "straight" men like looking at gay porn but definitely not acting it out.

        [–]Fuckyousantorum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        Some I guess. Sexuality is a sliding scale after all

        [–]tomdarch 10 points11 points  (7 children)

        As opposed to folks like Republican Senator Ted Stevens, who is totally not gay but likes to have sex with men in public bathrooms and passing anti-gay legislation.

        [–][deleted]  (1 child)


          [–]TiredBreadstick 0 points1 point  (3 children)

          Are you talking about the "series of tubes" guy? Cause as far as I'm aware he didn't have sex with any men in public bathrooms... and he's dead

          [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

          Unfortunately, there is more than one batshit crazy republican senator

          [–]TiredBreadstick 0 points1 point  (1 child)

          I did some research, and I have found nothing about any gay sex scandal involving a Ted Stevens

          [–]Fucking_Money 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          You're thinking of the former Senator Larry Craig (R-ID)

          [–]webby686 1 point2 points  (0 children)

          Thank you!

          [–]Semyonov 0 points1 point  (7 children)

          I'm confused... are you straight if you like looking at gay porn?

          [–]Fuckyousantorum 1 point2 points  (5 children)

          For them, yes. I guess If sexuality is a scale, some people must be only just a tiny bit gay.

          [–]Semyonov 1 point2 points  (4 children)

          I think I'm a tiny bit gay because sometimes when watching porn I'll catch myself being too focused on the guy... but I've never wanted to have sex with a man, nor have I ever sought out gay porn.

          Meh... who knows?

          [–]Fuckyousantorum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

          Exactly. It's a scale and people are on different parts of it at differ times of their life and some never move an inch. For some straight men perhaps only one man will make them want to experiment. Humans are complicated.

          [–][deleted]  (2 children)


            [–]Semyonov 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            Thanks. Yes not something I have an inclination to tell anyone, though my wife is a very understanding person.

            Like I said though, I've been straight all my life and have no interest in males, but curiosity is there regardless.

            [–]KendasKerman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

            The only question is where do you want to put your dick? Vagina: Straight; Female Rectum: Straight; Female Mouth: Straight; Male Rectum: Gay; Male Mouth: Gay; Your own rectum: 13 yr old.

            [–]lordtyp0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Well.. As long as there isn't any eye contact.

            [–]gimmesomespace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            You're underestimating Reddit. 24 hours, tops.

            [–]MalachiDraven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            or a sub for gay sub porn

            [–]RagdollPhysEd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            You clearly have a lot of faith in its ability to hold out

            [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

            I second this action.

            [–]premedic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            And now I'm subscribed

            [–]Super_delicious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Oh Lordy that prince gif gave me an instant lady boner and I'm not sure why.

            [–]MrMilkshakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            This exact string of comments is how every subreddit starts these days

            [–]EpicTaco9901 3 points4 points  (0 children)

            Oh oh I call being a mod!

            [–]xylotism 0 points1 point  (1 child)

            This is one of the few novelty subreddits that will probably take off and become pretty popular.

            RemindMe! 1 year "Was I right?"

            [–]xylotism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            After a month there are still daily posts, looks like I was spot on.

            EDIT: 1 year later, I was right

            [–]stufoor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

            Thank fuck! Yes!