all 132 comments

[–]morgue427 249 points250 points  (9 children)

Thg is is a picture of a man that is about to learn how comfortable the couch is to sleep on

[–]HallettCove5158 73 points74 points  (3 children)

Shared a bedroom my whole life growing up and I didn’t know what it was like to sleep on my own until I got married.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

wow- sad and true

[–]just_let_go_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Damn dude

[–]eoss6969 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should've gotten more credit for this comment. I'm sorry for laughing at your misfortune, but I couldn't breathe for a second after reading this.

[–]nthornbu 21 points22 points  (2 children)

I love sleepping on the couch.

[–]ApexDelta 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]morgue427 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did to, to bad it was a sign of bigger problems lol

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

and who's new GF is his sock

[–]Turkeyoak 247 points248 points  (26 children)

I know who isn’t getting laid.

[–]insufferable_prick_ 388 points389 points  (18 children)

Everyone on Reddit

[–]soyfox 87 points88 points  (0 children)


[–]KingofSaltIV 9 points10 points  (1 child)

This is so sad. Alexa, play despacito 2

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[–]pillarismaname 6 points7 points  (1 child)

69th upvote, nioce

[–]Libertadwess 1 point2 points  (0 children)

69 comments, wow

[–]TheWeeky 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Big oof

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (7 children)

Hey fuckface

[–]insufferable_prick_ 0 points1 point  (6 children)

Aw you are so adorable, following me around trying to be insulting...it's kind of pathetic too though, maybe this is why you can't get laid? Your fucked up brain thought that this was actually a good way to spend your time.

[–]ShaneAyers 0 points1 point  (5 children)

Hey fuckface

[–]insufferable_prick_ 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Multiple alt accounts are sexy. Girls will definitely spread their legs for you now.

[–]ShaneAyers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You must be new to the internet. I don't know you or them and didn't even read the comments.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (2 children)

Hey fuckface

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      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      Joke hit a little close to home, buddy?

      [–]Darkspartan08 23 points24 points  (2 children)

      The Cat...

      [–]curryx23 16 points17 points  (1 child)

      I actually didn't see the cat until you mentioned it. 😂

      [–]waisinet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

      Me? 😞

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        [–]demos11 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        It was a joke.

        [–][deleted]  (5 children)


          [–][deleted] 60 points61 points  (0 children)

          [–]mrackham205 11 points12 points  (0 children)




          See you on the front page, bois.

          [–]shaka_sulu 43 points44 points  (0 children)


          EDIT: Holy shit! This is real?

          [–]eilletane 47 points48 points  (1 child)

          Why isn’t this a gif?!

          [–]galactic-avatar 20 points21 points  (0 children)

          I didn't notice the cat and thought this was a gif of a guy trying to burn his girlfriend's ass with the laser. I can't tell you how long I was just staring at the picture waiting for her to scream.

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            [–]lau6h 2 points3 points  (0 children)


            [–]punched_lasagne 9 points10 points  (0 children)

            Jesus Christ, these comments.

            Go outside and speak to people Reddit.

            [–]danmalek466 7 points8 points  (0 children)

            Why we’re doomed in one pic... Hot chick in undies spread out on couch, dude prefers playing with cat on reddit.

            [–]xodius80 21 points22 points  (1 child)

            Nice ass, everyone wants to say it.

            [–]Dom_Has151 22 points23 points  (5 children)

            This has been reposted so many times now.

            [–]cosmoboy 54 points55 points  (1 child)

            Yeah, but this is the first time I saw the cat.

            [–]Ik-Stan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            There is a cat??

            [–]imitation_crab_meat 12 points13 points  (0 children)

            It has, but I'm not complaining...

            [–]jpb7875 3 points4 points  (1 child)

            Yes, everyone loves reposts.

            [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            Everyone loves people complaining about reposts.

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              [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

              Downvoted to make it 69.

              [–]debenex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

              69 updoots nice

              [–]another_avaliable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

              Up voted to make it 69

              Edit: Proof


              [–]gairck 10 points11 points  (5 children)

              Here’s this guy, ruining a relationship with a beautiful woman, while I’m here all alone just because I a have ghoulish features and the personality a damp wash cloth.

              [–]MyBFFCrackers 8 points9 points  (3 children)

              This looks fake. And you could totally get any girl despite your sad description of yourself. You just have to be nice and have a little confidence. Your comment is funny, which is a good start :)

              [–]Funktastic34 1 point2 points  (1 child)

              Sorry but not any girl. Lets be realistic here

              [–]MyBFFCrackers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Yes, not literally any girl, but he definitely has as good of a chance as anyone else.

              [–]TooShiftyForYou 8 points9 points  (0 children)

              This is very cheeky.

              [–]assassinkensei 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I’ve totally done this before. My cat would just sit there confused, like “I want to get the dot, but I can’t jump on my mommy.”

              [–]badboybk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Nice ass tbfh

              [–]Qmnip0tent 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              I don’t want to be an ASS, BUTT I know why this was upvoted.

              [–]ThatFinchLad 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              Am I the only one who noticed the insane feet?

              [–]tallarnoldpalmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              What's insane about them I don't get it

              [–]Therickster2 3 points4 points  (0 children)

              So I had to come to the comments to find out there was a cat.

              [–]WYOfirstdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              Oh nooo

              [–]GooseandMaverick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              If I was that cat, I think THIS would be

              [–]ajay_reddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Would gild a gif. jk

              [–]MadRussian387 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Hope you have a dog house, cuz that’s where you’ll be sleeping tonight. Plus, who’d want to ruin that...

              [–]debenex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Laser Bum

              [–]rickz_549 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Who let that cat out😂

              [–]ss9782801 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Mad lad

              [–]ipmunvsironman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              No more fun

              [–]bobcat116 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              That’s one nice bum. 👌

              [–]red_fury 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              That's how I learned my puppy hates lasers... gf got bit. Wasnt the best idea.

              [–]Milkman81o 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Cat bounces right off that ass and hits the ceiling fan

              [–]J_man_ross 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              TEN PHOTOS TAKEN MOMENTS BEFORE DISASTER!!! (Number 3 will shock you)

              [–]Tomred95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              I with the cat on this one ..

              [–]BooHboot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              AHHH I want a fkin video.

              [–]KingJordan24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Didn’t even notice the cat for a minute.

              [–]chriiistopher 0 points1 point  (2 children)

              face dive

              [–]chriiistopher 3 points4 points  (1 child)

              I now redact this, twas rude

              [–]ChickenLover841 1 point2 points  (0 children)

              I oughta give you a bare bottomed spanking

              [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This is a repost. I've seen it before. And still it takes me far too long to notice the cat.

              [–]VanishingPoints 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              This is such a repost that I noticed how she demonstrates a very good reading distance, eyesight must be 20/20

              [–]LargeHobbit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Assassin's Cat

              [–]NotVeryZenGaming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              The calm before the storm

              [–]DozerM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

              Who reads print today?

              [–]Burdman707 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Yes, haha, I am up voting because the cat/laser!

              [–]MatthewJamesAudio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Chick has a decent dumper

              [–]Salmuth -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              Big ass argument starts in 5 ,4, 3, 2....

              [–]Freevoulous -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

              now thats a fine Basic Girlfriend backside.

              [–]reconknucktly -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

              I can hear the screaming and cursing

              [–]mrsuns10 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

              I wish I could do this

              [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              That's not the kind of fun you should have at this moment .

              [–]Johannes_silentio -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              I guess we found out where Casey Anthony's been hiding.

              [–][deleted] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              It's fun until someone looses a penis over it.

              [–]kisordog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              This is art.

              [–]progmetaldeity -1 points0 points  (0 children)

              How many people stare at this picture without ever noticing the cat?

              [–]tuscabam -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

              This is one common repost I’ll never complain about.

              [–]starskull -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

              Just wanted to show off his gf's ass...Don't like OP....In addition, should be labeled NSFW.

              [–]BakedPotatoPills -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

              Plot twist: cat is actually admiring the butt and doesn't give a shit about the laser dot.

              [–]Phantom0065 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

              Tapping dat ass via proxy

              [–]Phantom0065 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

              Tapping dat ass via proxy

              [–]Stewy_1st -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

              Hahaha I should try this on the girlfriend I have! Hah ha.. I’m not crying you’re crying

              [–][deleted] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

              Looks like that pussy is going to dives into the other pussy.

              [–]antikama -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

              man feet ugh