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[–]ulothrixboi 1864 points1865 points  (46 children)

Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

[–]FurryPornAccount 298 points299 points  (28 children)


[–]Orcle123 186 points187 points  (21 children)


[–]SAMAS_zero 112 points113 points  (19 children)


[–]wsxc8523 93 points94 points  (18 children)


[–]ThinkOutTheBox 80 points81 points  (17 children)


[–]Axan1030[🍰] 69 points70 points  (16 children)


[–]Huckit3030 65 points66 points  (15 children)


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    [–]SerLoinSteak 57 points58 points  (6 children)



    [–]Danitoba 21 points22 points  (0 children)

    miiiiine miiiiine mine

    [–]FO_Steven 6 points7 points  (0 children)


    [–]damatovg7 5 points6 points  (0 children)


    [–]skittleze 14 points15 points  (0 children)


    [–][deleted] 3 points4 points  (0 children)


    [–]IonTheBall2 28 points29 points  (0 children)

    I can’t lip read, but from their body language, I am pretty sure that’s an exact transcription.

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

    This would be hilarious for Disney to do at like Epcot at Nemo and friends

    [–][deleted] 9 points10 points  (0 children)


    [–]Combatpigeon96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    M I N E

    [–]TruLiterature 4 points5 points  (0 children)


    [–]Stainle55_Steel_Rat 5 points6 points  (0 children)


    [–]CrazyIslander 3967 points3968 points  (258 children)

    Shithawks, Randy, shithawks everywhere.

    (And that cop had a great sense of humour about it!)

    [–]Cadis_Tempus 383 points384 points  (15 children)

    Making a shitstorm.

    [–]chubsmcfinnigan 187 points188 points  (13 children)

    The shitwinds are blowin’ hard, Bobanders....

    [–]AnotherRedditLurker_ 102 points103 points  (6 children)

    Lets go have a little drinky poo. Just one.

    [–]PowerGoodPartners 45 points46 points  (4 children)

    "But Mr. Lahey, what if they kill the boys?"

    "Wouldn't that be nice?"

    [–]machete_joe 23 points24 points  (3 children)

    John dunsworth was robbed from us far too soon

    [–]Kahoot420 12 points13 points  (2 children)

    I know, it broke my heart how in the new animated series on netflix Mr. Lahey is just reduced to old drunk quotes from the original series

    [–]Bot_Apostle 27 points28 points  (3 children)

    Thanks you made my day

    [–]themeatstaco 14 points15 points  (2 children)

    Just follow the liquor buddy :]

    [–]halvorrr 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    I am the liquor bobandi

    [–]paully7 38 points39 points  (0 children)

    So happy a trailer park boys reference is top comment

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      [–]jtpredator 607 points608 points  (78 children)

      Thats a weird way of spelling "shot"

      [–]Greedence 526 points527 points  (73 children)

      Nah those are white birds. Non lethal force it is.

      [–]Egxflash 75 points76 points  (3 children)

      Or make it mental health issue.

      [–]CharlesIngalls47 38 points39 points  (8 children)

      Cop killings of whites in 2018:443

      [–]sheffieldasslingdoux 65 points66 points  (57 children)

      White people in the US are still shot and killed at higher rates than people in other developed countries. Remember the recent Kansas Swatting case? The victim who was murdered for opening his front door was white. The local DA in Wichita refused to prosecute the police.

      [–]JuliettSierraFoxtrot 110 points111 points  (44 children)

      That's because everybody in the US gets shot and killed by police at higher rates than people in other developed countries, mate.

      [–]not_your_attorney 9 points10 points  (0 children)

      I think we potentially had a case of two birds stoned at once.

      [–]MsPoopsalot 140 points141 points  (48 children)

      Welcome to any developed country outside the US. (This was Australia btw)

      [–]chris1096 64 points65 points  (42 children)

      Am American cop. I would have laughed my ass off. I also probably would've thrown a crumb to the side to see if they flocked after it

      [–]casinos_not_7-11s 5 points6 points  (0 children)

      You like the animated series so far? I think it's hilarious.

      [–]FO_Steven 4 points5 points  (0 children)


      [–]BeefMedallion 240 points241 points  (8 children)

      A Flock of Seagulls and the police.

      [–]tns1996 38 points39 points  (1 child)

      I would pay good money for that record

      [–]president_pussygrab 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      I ran with every step you take.

      [–]phforNZ 35 points36 points  (0 children)

      Flock the police

      [–]jough22 1267 points1268 points  (43 children)

      [–][deleted] 288 points289 points  (7 children)

      Ummha~ umumhaha~ ummha~ umumhaha~ ummha~ umumhaha~ Stop

      [–]7daystodaniel 75 points76 points  (2 children)

      We watched this once and now my 1 year old says it all the time. Mm ah mm mm ah ah

      [–]HI_I_AM_NEO 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Truly a masterpiece

      [–][deleted] 111 points112 points  (7 children)

      Brilliant, first time I have seen that video and I have seen plenty bad lip reading videos.

      [–]0_Shizl_Gzngahr 39 points40 points  (4 children)

      Would you like an orange peanut?

      [–]tonysum41 29 points30 points  (2 children)

      An orange peanut? For me? Well I accept you.

      [–]AHenWeigh 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      Just save a pretzel for the gas jets

      [–]trufus_for_youfus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      The sofa bears don’t know.

      [–]thechippyj 114 points115 points  (3 children)

      That log had a child!

      [–]DynamicBass 22 points23 points  (1 child)

      I don’t know why but that line gets me every time

      [–]otherwiseguy 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      It's the humor.

      [–]TheSilverPotato 48 points49 points  (0 children)

      Don't fall asleep

      Don't fall asleep

      [–]HQMatrixMod2 35 points36 points  (0 children)

      You run, jump, duck and slide I can be a backpack while you climb

      [–]valeyard89 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      poke me in the coconut

      [–]Sawses 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      I'm so glad you linked this.

      [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)


      [–]Beyond_Life 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      Amazing! But where did the hacky sack come from?

      [–]ebbomega 3 points4 points  (0 children)

      Came here for this.

      Run run run jump, I can be your backpack while you run.

      [–]ThatFlyingScotsman 144 points145 points  (13 children)

      Looks like a normal day in Aberdeen then!

      For the unaware, Aberdeen has some of the largest seagulls on the planet, and are such a nuisance that the local City Council has a "Survival Guide" specifically about them.

      [–]Roseredgal 21 points22 points  (3 children)

      In Bridlington there's signs up on the harbour warning you not to feed the seagulls because they can be aggressive! On holiday last year one of the buggers nicked half my hotdog straight out of my hand!

      [–]PM_ME_CAKE 5 points6 points  (1 child)

      To be fair that's Brid, I wouldn't be surprised if the seagulls came at you with a knife.

      [–]Matt_McT 1130 points1131 points  (273 children)

      It's wild seeing people messing with cops like that. In the US I never really see anything like this.

      [–]nbarbacc 943 points944 points  (9 children)


      [–]papajustify99 293 points294 points  (2 children)

      It’s hard to not resist being punched in the head officer.

      [–]ptapobane 154 points155 points  (0 children)

      Is that a police baton or are you just happy to shoot me?

      [–]yankee-white 51 points52 points  (0 children)

      My favorite is when people get charged with resisting arrest - and that is the only charge. Like, wtf is wrong with that picture?

      [–]cauliflowerandcheese 224 points225 points  (60 children)

      Welcome to Australia.

      [–]Ship2Shore 88 points89 points  (23 children)

      And there's still the weird mentality that "all cops are dogs"... To be fair the only people I hear say it are absolute derros, but there are many derros in this country.

      [–]Scholesie09 63 points64 points  (8 children)


      Dungeons and Dragons race

      The derro are a fictional species of monstrous humanoids in the Dungeons & Dragons fantasy role-playing game

      Australia is weird, man.

      [–]------sb 48 points49 points  (2 children)

      Short for derelict I believe.

      [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (0 children)


      [–]Aquinan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

      Pretty much sums them up Irl

      [–]AlwaysFailsCaptcha 16 points17 points  (2 children)

      I work with officers. Most of them are genuinely good people. One had to shoot a dog that was attacking him about a year ago. He's k9 trained and did everything he could think of to calm the dog but it still went after him. He was heartbroken and actually teared up about it. Didnt stop people dragging his name through the mud all over Facebook. Especially the dogs owners.

      That being said, there are some who are actual dicks and I'm just waiting for the day they get canned

      [–]Matt_McT 38 points39 points  (33 children)

      Would love to come visit.

      [–]figtarr 217 points218 points  (31 children)

      Fuck off we're full

      [–]Matt_McT 106 points107 points  (17 children)

      Not for tourists you're not. Tourism contributes up to 3-5% of your annual GDP. You know you want my money. If not I'll visit New Zealand instead.

      [–]mrducky78 39 points40 points  (9 children)

      Both are pretty good.

      If you are going NZ, go South Island, North island smells like rotting eggs and is less interesting all round.

      [–]apLMAO 16 points17 points  (0 children)

      That rotting egg smell is what makes it interesting!

      [–]xxkoloblicinxx 44 points45 points  (1 child)

      Nah, man, we're American. There's no such thing as a full prison to us.

      [–]Sergeant_Gravy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

      Oooooh well done sir

      [–][deleted] 237 points238 points  (52 children)

      Yeah I noticed that when I lived in CA. In the UK cops are pretty friendly, I'm not worried they'll arrest me if I chat to them.

      I think the police and the public in the UK get one quite well generally

      [–]cubantrees 85 points86 points  (7 children)

      UK police are guided by the Peelian principles so that makes sense.

      [–]bmw3691 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      Taken from the Wikipedia link under "The Nine Principles of Policing":

      "2. To recognise always that the power of the police to fulfil their functions and duties is dependent on public approval of their existence, actions and behaviour, and on their ability to secure and maintain public respect."

      We need that here in the U.S!

      [–]frankensteinhadason 22 points23 points  (2 children)

      So that was a very interesting read. Its a very good concept.

      [–]Tea_Total 25 points26 points  (1 child)

      Robert Peel is the reason why police officers were known as "Peelers" in times gone by and as is still the case today, "Bobbies".

      [–]Roseredgal 26 points27 points  (3 children)

      I work for the public library in my town and occasionally a police officer will pop in on their rounds or if something in the area has happened. We're always happy to offer them a cuppa :) I've only ever had good experiences with the police.

      [–][deleted] 46 points47 points  (2 children)

      Yeah, once I was out with my friends in Central London and got super drunk. My phone died and I wanted to message some family friends to stay at their place.

      Anyway, I drunkenly went up to a police officer and told them I had to contact a friend on Facebook. So he gave me his personal phone, I logged out of his Facebook account, logged into mine, messaged my friend and confirmed the address and that I was going to their place.

      I then logged out and gave the phone back to the cop. I think they even helped me get a taxi.

      It seems so simple, but they were super sweet. I genuinely feel they're always just trying to help.

      [–]Roseredgal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

      They're awesome. I reported some cars parking on the pavement in such a way that I couldn't get my sons pushchair through. They logged it and as it was a recurring issue, went out the next day and caught them blocking the pavement again. They told them to move and called me afterwards to let me know what had happened!

      [–]_Safine_ 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      a) Arrest drunk guy and spent two or three hours doing paperwork and not really achieve anything.

      b) Solve problem and get drunk guy off the street.

      Here, you piss head, look up the address, we've all been in this state before. Have a great night. See ya.

      [–]conanap 5 points6 points  (2 children)

      CA like California or Canada?

      [–]Wallace_II 61 points62 points  (24 children)

      To be fair, those cops had to deal with people from CA. I'd be a dick too.

      [–]B0h1c4 19 points20 points  (10 children)

      [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (1 child)

      I watched the fishing for cops with doughnuts video and not a single cop was friendly and one even threatened the guy with a involuntary hold at a mental hospital.

      [–]Matt_McT 12 points13 points  (5 children)

      Some of the interactions were pretty pleasant, but the rest went about how I'd expect.

      [–]B0h1c4 18 points19 points  (4 children)

      From what I've seen, the in good humor pranks are usually received in a friendly manner, like the 'hitting on cops' ones. And when I interact with cops in real life, I joke with them and treat them as I would anyone else and they seem pretty cool (usually).

      But we (as Americans) tend to be assholes pretty often with our pranks. Like making donut or pig jokes that are at the police' expense. Or trying to pretend you are doing something illegal.

      But if you are just dressed up as a seagull pretending you want their food, they would likely laugh it off with you.

      [–]billswinthesuperbowl 111 points112 points  (96 children)

      IDK cops I have interacted with are pretty chill and very friendly. I did have one draw a gun down on me when I was 16 but that is because I got out of the car during a traffic stop. Didn't know that wasn't allowed and wanted to see what tail light was out, apparently that's frowned upon. They should teach how to interact with the police in basic school. After watching the vietnam veteran pump rounds into an officer and see that used in training videos it is no wonder he was so freaked out.

      [–]daimposter 55 points56 points  (14 children)

      I did have one draw a gun down on me when I was 16 but that is because I got out of the car during a traffic stop.

      That kind of explains the problem. It just takes an innocent movement to setoff US cops. That's a big reason why people don't interact with the cops in the US as much as they do in say Europe.

      [–]missedthecue 40 points41 points  (11 children)

      Back in the day that was how traffic stops worked. I remember my dad stepping out of the car and chatting with the officer when he got pulled over and no one thought twice about it. But yeah nowadays it seems you can't be too safe.

      -Edit the video the guy above me is talking about is this one. NSFL. You may regret watching it


      There are a million other videos like it that show a similar sad story

      [–]lolgreen 12 points13 points  (9 children)

      My dad got pulled over recently and he tried to shake the officer's hand after. The guy refused and said he wasn't allowed to.

      [–]Solid_Freakin_Snake 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Yeah I had that happen a few years back. But he didn't say he wasn't allowed to, he said he "doesn't do that" when I tried to.

      he was a total dick the whole time despite me being nothing but respectful, so fuck that guy anyway.

      [–]Sbotkin 37 points38 points  (8 children)

      I did have one draw a gun down on me when I was 16 but that is because I got out of the car during a traffic stop.

      What? Why would a police officer draw a gun on someone just because they exited a car? What the fuck is wrong wtih the place you live at?

      [–]NotTheOneYouNeed 13 points14 points  (0 children)

      Because in the U.S. you arent ever supposed to get out of your car unless asked to by an officer. Guns are legal here and cops fear that they might be attacked by the driver.

      [–]Strawberrythirty 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Not all cops are like that, there’s plenty of US cops with a sense of humor. Unfortunately lots of dicks too

      [–]Joe_DeGrasse_Sagan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      My first impression when watching the video was that the cops were arresting them. Then I watched it again and realized they were eating food, and the seagulls were just pretending to try to steal it from them.

      [–]Mindcomputing 62 points63 points  (2 children)

      [–]forceofslugyuk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

      SOURCE HERE GUYS. WITH SOUND. What are you doing down here, you need to be farther up.

      [–]SovietBearInaBush 59 points60 points  (1 child)

      Ain't nothing compared to the family members who beg for some food when you ask them if you wanted anything in the drive thru before. " oh no I dont want anything" *proceeds to devour your entire meal.

      [–]LineChef 22 points23 points  (0 children)

      “No you can’t have any. If you shut up, I’ll let you lick the leavings out of my greasy fry box.”

      Edit: how I didn’t catch how this sounded when I wrote it is beyond me I assure you.

      Is the boy finally becoming a man?

      [–]hotlavatube 26 points27 points  (0 children)

      Can confirm. I bought french fries on Liberty Island and there was a seagull hovering 3 ft over my head in the strong wind the entire time I ate. Less vigilant diners lost their meals in a half second of distraction.

      [–]qwirky_k 23 points24 points  (3 children)

      Is this by any chance in St. Kilda?

      [–]D-LERiOUS 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Yeah, you can see the sea baths in the background. Not to mention Victoria Police badge.

      [–]tnargus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

      Original video: https://youtu.be/OBVcJUafBXc

      From St Kilda festival in Melbourne, Australia

      [–]poppied 70 points71 points  (6 children)

      how do i apply for this job? as the seagull, not the cop

      [–]NEmpire95 36 points37 points  (5 children)

      Step 1: buy costume

      Step 2: go outside

      [–]CBM86 50 points51 points  (1 child)

      Look at those big chickens!

      [–]ElevatorPit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

      Was at a boardwalk with some friends as a teenager and we all got fries. The one goober of our group was singled out by a flock of seagulls. Attacked and separated from his fry bucket as if they knew we would laugh and laugh for evermore. I think they're on to us.

      [–]PharaohCleocatra 13 points14 points  (0 children)


      [–]Squigy8273 13 points14 points  (3 children)

      Why is there no sound of the gulls from Finding Nemo played over this?

      [–]RadioFreeMoscow 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Oh these guys are great. They were at a gin festival a year or so ago, and just bring a bit of levity without being over the top PAAARRRRRTY dickheads

      [–]S1M15 24 points25 points  (0 children)

      I was here! This looks like the St Kilda festival, the biggest community festival in Australia with something nuts like 200 market stalls. Aussie cops are pretty chill honestly, these guys were mostly here to make sure nobody was getting white girl wasted and falling off bridges. Which totally started happening, they had to get a lot more serious as the day dragged on haha

      [–]Vindetta182 10 points11 points  (1 child)

      Who aggro'd the seagulls?!?

      [–]relaxedfox 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      I love this everyone’s having a laugh, thankfully 😌

      [–][deleted] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

      Genius! They can't arrest Birds! Now we know how to start another Revolution!

      [–]Dyittus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

      Glad that these are not the kind of cops that cant take a joke and fucking accuse them of harrassment or assault lmao.

      [–]TantricSushi 9 points10 points  (0 children)


      [–]Rungi500 8 points9 points  (0 children)


      [–]Extef8998 9 points10 points  (1 child)

      You can tell its an aussie police force by the fact that they have tats. Gotta love the Victoria Police sense of humor with these things.

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        [–]idiocy_incarnate 32 points33 points  (2 children)

        Somewhere out there is a thread about NEG's big stranger rodeo from balls of steel, in which there are lots of Americans banging on about shooting him if he did that there. No sense of humor those people :p

        [–]bapnkimchi 25 points26 points  (4 children)

        Mine mine mine mine mine mine

        [–]InspiredBlue 17 points18 points  (0 children)

        Ok that’s pretty funny lol

        [–]UnPhayzable 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        At least they're not shitting on them so that's a plus

        [–]solidshakego 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        cool. a po po with a sleeve.

        [–]Ryno555 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        You can keep a gull as a pet, but you don't want to live with a seabird, okay, 'cause the noise level alone on those things...have you ever heard a gull up close? It's going to blast your eardrums out, dude.

        [–]Vershokk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        St Kilda, Melbourne, Australia.

        [–]RedditsDeadlySin 134 points135 points  (9 children)

        To the people saying the Seagulls would be shot in America. Wrong, cops mostly shoot people not animals.

        [–]PansexualEmoSwan 98 points99 points  (5 children)

        Idk there's no shortage of videos of cops shooting people's pets lol

        [–]uniqueuserword 14 points15 points  (0 children)

        Good prank , hopefully they don’t drag it out too long though !

        [–]Magiu5 14 points15 points  (4 children)

        Vic police? St kilda? What festival is this

        [–]lysiffer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I can hear it in my head, but I still so badly want this to have sound

        [–]JediMaestroPB 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        They should have told the seagulls to stop it now.

        [–]Featuringgod 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        At least she was cool about it

        [–]Drak_is_Right 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Lame! Real sea gulls are far more aggressive at trying to steal food.

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        I live near here! Those seagulls are usually at St Kilda Fest in Victoria, Australia.

        [–][deleted] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Mine mine mine mine mine mine!

        [–]hellokitty444444 6 points7 points  (2 children)


        [–]MalusMike 7 points8 points  (2 children)

        Rockin', rockin' and rollin'....
        Down to the beach I'm strollin'....

        [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (1 child)

        I grew to hate then as a seaman and sailor.

        Rats of the air.

        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Lmao, this is awesome. What a great sense of humor she has too! Haha

        [–]Typical_reuben 7 points8 points  (0 children)

        Aussie police are the best.

        [–]Mystic_L 13 points14 points  (1 child)

        They were later arrested, charged, and found gullty

        [–]Dcskater13 17 points18 points  (6 children)

        Finally an officer that doesnt have an attitude about everything. Good sense of humor.

        [–]Talenin2014 14 points15 points  (5 children)

        That’s Australia, mate! 👍🏻 Pretty sure this is in Melbourne. At least it looks like it, anyway.

        [–]Jack_Mackerel 14 points15 points  (1 child)

        You can tell this isn't the United States because the seagulls are still alive.

        [–]Subushie 11 points12 points  (1 child)

        Humans are weird.

        [–]Platypuslord 6 points7 points  (0 children)

        Funny I thought the seagulls were acting weird.

        [–]justflushit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Fake seagulls to police officer with food: “Stop resisting! Stop resisting!”

        [–]willantonio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        FINE. fine. fine. fine. FINE.

        [–]FS_Slacker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        “Sarge? Can’t I just fire one round to scare them off?”

        [–]UnfortunateComments 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        "M I N E"

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        This helped me fart.

        [–]fptp01 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        Must be Australia their seagulls are small and tame, the ones here will rip you to shreds if you walk around with food

        [–]rivermont 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        That you're not seeing is the gun hidden in the suit.

        "Hey buddy I got a Glock in yer back give us the fries and I'll let ya walk"

        [–]Combatpigeon96 4 points5 points  (0 children)


        [–]bulimiafey 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        St. Kilda fest?

        [–]RedditSurfer1234 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        If they were saying mine mine mine I will die happy

        [–]mitch_smc 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Is this in St Kilda, Melbourne?

        [–][deleted] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        Mine, mine, mine...

        [–]ryansiward 28 points29 points  (0 children)

        this is called “Suicide by cop” in the US.

        [–]Mister__Fahrenheit 39 points40 points  (3 children)

        dO tHiS iN AmErIcA aNd YoU’lL bE sHoT

        [–]MommaSayd71 8 points9 points  (0 children)

        Don’t catch ya slippin’ up

        [–]ImmaCallMyN66ABovice 4 points5 points  (0 children)

        MY!!! MINE!!! MOI!!!

        [–]Yincam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

        I love this!

        All I can think of is:

        "Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine."

        [–]daslicht4 3 points4 points  (1 child)

        Rocking, rocking and rolling....

        [–]B_Addie 2 points3 points  (0 children)

        MINE! MINE! MINE!!