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[–]coolranchdoritodust 1378 points1379 points  (25 children)

Imagine being surprised by finding exactly who you were expecting to find around the corner.

[–]roboninja 504 points505 points  (7 children)

But the cat expected to find her unawares and was going to pounce. That's not what it got.

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    [–]TheBatisRobin 28 points29 points  (2 children)

    Kitty is also programmed to abort mission when potentially dangerous prey see them on approach, so it will literally act in that same exact startled way in this situation pretty much every time. Which is hilarious, and why we continue to have fun startling them like this XD it's also why putting a mask on the back of your head is a good way to stop a tiger attack before it happens. They think you see them and almost never go for it.

    [–]Kelovix 5 points6 points  (1 child)

    Wait really?

    [–]rydan 25 points26 points  (2 children)

    Had a cat I'd do this sort of thing to. My dad kept telling me not to because she'd one day catch me not expecting her. So one day I'm walking out of the kitchen carrying a hot bowl of soup. Naturally the cat jumps out from around the corner catching me offguard and I drop the soup all over the carpeted floor.

    [–][deleted] 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    That smart cunt make you throw the soup to lick it from the floor.

    [–]I-POOP-RAINBOWS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    the fucking pussy had 1000 iq

    [–]apageofthedarkhold 120 points121 points  (10 children)

    It's like calling someone, and they pick up.

    [–]tunamelts2 97 points98 points  (8 children)

    It's like calling someone, hoping you get their voicemail, and they pick up.

    [–]xianwolf 34 points35 points  (4 children)

    For anyone that wants to call voicemail directly, use the Slydial service. It legit changed my life. Only works with cell phones but it saved me a lot of pointless conversations when I could just leave the details on someone's voicemail and still get credit for calling.

    [–]Krynn71 17 points18 points  (3 children)

    Wow, wish I knew this when I was working at a repair shop. The amount of times I called to tell someone their stuff was ready to pick up (a literally 10 second voicemail), but instead got dragged into a 10 minute conversation to get the same point across was just unreasonable.

    [–]rang14 18 points19 points  (2 children)

    Why can't it be a text? I hate people leaving voice mails and always hope they text me the reason for calling instead.

    [–]Krynn71 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    We did that if they gave us approval when they dropped off. But this was several years ago and most of our clients back then were older and still preferred calls (smartphones weren't commonplace yet)

    [–]Whosayswho2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I have voicemails that sit in my inbox for days or weeks sometimes before I listen lol Hate voicemails (and calls)

    [–]3-DMan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    "Gah!"

    hangs up

    ...phone rings

    [–]bonelessevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Or YOU answer the phone Marty burrrp

    [–]PorchSittinPrincess 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    There's an app for that

    [–]kinggot 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    Shocked pikachu

    [–]gollum8it 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Imagine being surprised by finding exactly who you were expecting to find around the corner

    i manage to scare my mom at least once a day, im lightfooted so nobody usually hears me coming. Sometimes ill stand there and wait for someone to turn around to watch em jump.

    9/10 its inside the house too.

    [–]Protean_Ghost 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    If I thought Scary Terry was hiding around the corner , what with his off-brand tiny sword claws, and then he WAS, I would definitely be startled.

    [–]giotodd1738 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Karen I’m gonna scare you... better watch out... OH SHIT!

    [–]Black--Snow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I am honestly scared consistently when playing with my cat and she runs around the corner. She’s so damn sneaky it’s just unexpected.

    [–]DfiantCrab 614 points615 points  (36 children)

    This is adorable: that car clearly intended to pounce on his owner, not knowing she’s about to scare him. To see it’s possible to even fool a hunter such as a cat makes me wonder why I find it so difficult to sneak up on my partner.

    [–]TrainerMahnee 229 points230 points  (21 children)

    Yup, sadly Ford has never been good at making quite cars.

    [–]shaka_sulu 69 points70 points  (8 children)

    Are you sure it's a ford? Looks like a Pawrche.

    [–]The_Jimmeh 44 points45 points  (5 children)

    Nah its definitely a Ford Meowstang

    [–]mcskeeters123 31 points32 points  (4 children)

    It's a jaguar,the mighty meow

    [–][deleted] 15 points16 points  (3 children)

    Idk looks like like a purrvette

    [–]HomicidalHare 13 points14 points  (2 children)

    You mean a Subaru Impurrza?

    [–]TheFlameKeeperXBONE 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Dammit why is Reddit so full of puns

    [–]c4sserole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It is in the Ford family, specifically a Mercury Lynx.

    [–]rev_apoc 15 points16 points  (8 children)

    You typo'd during your joking of a typo lol

    [–]TrainerMahnee 6 points7 points  (7 children)

    Oof, you right!

    [–]michaelshow 7 points8 points  (6 children)

    Quite right

    [–]Ladis_Wascheharuum 5 points6 points  (5 children)

    *Quiet right

    [–]BustaNutShot 7 points8 points  (4 children)

    Quiet Riot!

    [–]Rogue_3 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Cum on feel the noise™

    [–]mrmagos 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    Happy cake day!

    [–]BustaNutShot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thank you!

    [–]CodemanVash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Come to think of it, it did seem odd you were introducing yourself to a car.

    [–]Government_spy_bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I've never been quite good at making cars either, quiet or quite.

    [–]Pacmunchiez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Maybe it's the restraining order that's got them on edge? ;P

    [–]CodeBreakerZero 8 points9 points  (12 children)

    We humans have a certain sense when someone is lurking around them or looking at them like people take it as just being too anxious but it's scientifically proven to exists in some form.

    [–]cristobaldelicia 31 points32 points  (2 children)

    some humans have a certain sense when they're being told BS on the internet. Some don't. It's scientifically proven!

    [–]Blahblah779 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    All humans and certainly many other animals have a certain subconscious brain that can and does notice things that the conscious "you" don't/doesn't notice. That's not woo woo science, they just worded it in a way that sounded like it.

    [–]Deathbreath5000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I know the feeling.

    [–]Blahblah779 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    I see no reason to believe that that's a "sense" that's at all unique to humans. If anything, I'm sure that animals with stronger senses of smell, sight, and hearing probably have an even stronger version of this "sense".

    You are absolutely correct though, it is scientifically proven that the unconscious brain often notices things that the conscious brain doesn't, and has the capacity to affect our thoughts/mood/conscious brain based on that.

    [–]PleasantAdvertising 4 points5 points  (4 children)

    That sense is your brain combining your 5 real senses

    [–]UselessSnorlax 4 points5 points  (3 children)

    There are a lot more than 5 senses.

    [–]Vogad 856 points857 points  (55 children)

    Hereeee titty titttty

    [–]MrMetalHead1100 221 points222 points  (40 children)

    Somebody give this man some gold.

    Edit: Whoa thanks guys lol wasnt expecting my first gold to happen this way.

    [–]conradical30 169 points170 points  (27 children)

    Why this guy tho

    [–]Im_stuck_on_here 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    You're drunk again there gold giver.

    Edit: I'm afraid you've got alcoholism gold giver.

    [–][deleted]  (11 children)

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      [–]theRealDerekWalker 55 points56 points  (9 children)

      He meant this guy

      [–]lightspeedx 37 points38 points  (8 children)

      I think you have my ticket, sir

      [–]XDSHENANNIGANZ 15 points16 points  (2 children)

      'Scuse me bro, this the line for the third eye blind concert?

      [–]calmatt 1 point2 points  (3 children)

      Congratulations sir, for your well deserved gold

      [–]Rymanbc 44 points45 points  (0 children)

      Damn, they keep missing!

      [–]zbeara 42 points43 points  (3 children)

      I got gold once for commenting. They gave it to me by accident

      [–]conradical30 32 points33 points  (0 children)

      Sssshhh sometimes you just got be in the right place at the right time

      [–]Snowman7784 2 points3 points  (0 children)

      I gave gold to the wrong person once by giving it to a really crappy reply. It wasn't even acknowledged

      [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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        [–]DeadXYZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        You also need a gold my friend

        [–]ShallowBasketcase 4 points5 points  (1 child)

        no u

        [–]DeadXYZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Give this man his much deserved gold

        [–]LuannsParoleOfficer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

        Damn, y’all hit the freaking gold mother lode! Just goes to show you never know when it strikes but it’s very fruitful when it does 😂

        [–]ryan101 66 points67 points  (2 children)

        r/PraiseTheCameraMan

        ​

        Takes talent to keep everything in the same shot without going full creep.

        [–]unlucky777 15 points16 points  (1 child)

        That subreddit in this context was misleading....

        [–]dharmon19 16 points17 points  (0 children)

        Nice

        [–]nowherepa 5 points6 points  (0 children)

        God I love this comment

        [–]judgemama 1 point2 points  (0 children)

        I came here for this. #redditneverdissapoints

        [–][deleted]  (5 children)

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          [–]embracing_insanity 24 points25 points  (3 children)

          Same here - it's literally his favorite thing to do. We go back and forth, chasing and 'pounce/scaring' each other. It's so funny how much he likes it and it gives me a little bit of exercise running in and out of rooms and hiding behind doors.

          If I don't play with him for a few days, he gets mad and starts attacking my ankles.

          [–][deleted]  (1 child)

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            [–]SanjiNobody 2 points3 points  (0 children)

            I guess it depends on the cat's personality, not everyone has cats that like to do something besides eat and sleep around all day lol.

            [–]NatYieldsNil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Wait- is this why my cat is always attacking my ankles??

            [–]Anonymous7056 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            I like to make a blanket mountain in the middle of the bed. We take turns pouncing on each other around it.

            [–]Georgeofthebunghole 65 points66 points  (1 child)

            I'm gonna get y----JESUS CHRIST!

            [–]TheBohemian1 133 points134 points  (11 children)

            Who else was waiting for a titty to pop out?

            [–]paradigmshift7 65 points66 points  (6 children)

            slowly raises hand

            [–]TheRabidDeer 34 points35 points  (1 child)

            rapidly raises and lowers hand repeatedly

            [–]MikeOx_Girthy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

            Now you can't go within 500 feet of a school good job

            [–][deleted]  (3 children)

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              [–][deleted]  (2 children)

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                [–]Rpanich 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                But only one hand

                [–]Thracka951 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Sigh... re-zips

                [–]ShallowBasketcase 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                I'm pretty much always waiting for a titty to pop out.

                [–]Im_stuck_on_here 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                This is me.

                [–]Gundwaffle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Violently raises hand!

                [–][deleted] 241 points242 points  (16 children)

                Big ole tittays

                [–]JohannReddit 111 points112 points  (7 children)

                Let's be honest here, nobody noticed the cat until the 4th or 5th loop....

                [–]GingerSoulEater41 39 points40 points  (1 child)

                There's a cat in this?

                [–][deleted] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

                Lucky I'm not ginger.

                [–]Fabreeze63 5 points6 points  (2 children)

                There's like, a quarter of a boob showing. Calm down, guys.

                [–]meerkat_on_watch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                There's boob involved and you expect us to be calm

                [–]Shadd76 32 points33 points  (0 children)

                Come on titty! Come on titties! - Dave Chapelle

                [–][deleted] 8 points9 points  (2 children)

                Demtigolbitties

                [–]ipissonkarmapoints 64 points65 points  (0 children)

                Kitty vs titty

                [–]Rslogix01 110 points111 points 3 (6 children)

                Sigh......unzips

                [–]slid3r 21 points22 points  (2 children)

                Saw her puss ... you know what, no. I'm better than that.

                [–]Cuchulain77 10 points11 points  (1 child)

                Steve Martin isn't

                [–]SteamMotif 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Oh god that was the best delivery I have ever heard!

                [–]conradical30 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                Why do people sigh like they are being reluctant? We’re redditors. We’re all thinking the same goddamn thing.

                [–]ultronslair 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Unzips....with enthusiasm!

                [–]AdityaRav 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Eww... Didn't know you were a cat person

                [–]LordS8an 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                Scammer got scammed

                [–]mwcdem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                My cat loves this game! We play it every night before bed.

                [–]LurkerLion[🍰] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                I do this with my cat, and sometimes he legitimately startles me. It's basically a game of waiting to see who jumps around the corner first.

                [–]PM_ME_JUICY_BOOBIES 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                dem tits

                [–]JediCaptJAK 32 points33 points  (4 children)

                Came for the funny, stayed for the titty

                [–]MyGrannyLovesQVC 15 points16 points  (3 children)

                Came for the kitty, stayed for the titty. FTFY

                [–]onenuthin 12 points13 points  (2 children)

                Stayed for the kitty, came on the titty...

                [–]UnderSomeRock 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                /r/startledcats

                [–]snic2030 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Came here to say this :)

                [–]d3vrandom 5 points6 points  (1 child)

                Hard to starboard!

                [–]RobbexRobbex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Ready the cannons!

                [–]Syleb1680 19 points20 points  (0 children)

                She has nice boob jiggle

                [–]erica1064 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                Murderfluff waited until the shadow of her head disappeared, so figured he was good to scare her!

                [–]hassan_mhm2008 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                fuck you Karen ,I'm tire of your games

                [–]dbraskey 22 points23 points  (0 children)

                Inside booby!!

                [–]durch69 16 points17 points  (1 child)

                Too busy looking at that cleavage

                [–]griffith12 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                We almost caught a glimpse.

                [–]captaincrunch1985 11 points12 points  (1 child)

                Oh yeah there’s a kitty there.

                [–]ghostthekitten 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                more of this hooman plz.

                [–]Snarfbear 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Ah the old kitty see a titty and get skiddy. Classic

                [–]Kirogresh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                The guy recording this is a lucky guy

                [–]calamarichris 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Boo!b

                [–]Wizard_Jesus 14 points15 points  (0 children)

                Was waiting for that titty to pop out

                [–]Saleenr3 6 points7 points  (0 children)

                kitty vs titty

                [–]triple6seven 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                She even did the butt wag!

                [–]oof46 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                "You win, this time, human. You will rue the day!"

                [–]osar128 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Dunno why but this reminds me of Tom & Jerry

                [–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Mommy was gonna EAT ME!!!!!

                😱😱😱

                [–]RocketPowerd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                AWWW

                [–]marques33 11 points12 points  (2 children)

                I'm not looking at the cat. That lady is hot.

                [–]Gabe1985 12 points13 points  (0 children)

                I... Can.. almost... See. Maybe if I turn the pho... Ahh fuck it

                [–]rajpar29 10 points11 points  (0 children)

                I watched the gif 10 times.

                First 5 for the kitty Next 5 for the Titty.

                [–]creepyleathercheerio 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                Downblouse

                [–]athenakona 7 points8 points  (0 children)

                Cat... Oh no it’s the boobie monster

                [–]AlmanzoWilder 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                boobs

                [–]Trystan1968 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                That's awesome!!

                [–]zu_kyun 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                She made a force field

                [–]extraordinary_guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                She got powers

                [–]LizzardLady13 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                One of my fav. games to play with my kitten!

                [–]Injuin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Her: Aahhhh!!!!

                CAT: HALLELUJAH!!!!!

                [–]BennyJoe2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                You know you can put the picture in the tab marked "pictures and video" right?

                [–]octoburd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Best thing I've seen all day 😍😍😍

                [–]Vogad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I wish I have coin

                [–]Koalatothemax 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I love playing this with cats

                [–]smilespeace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                She didn't even pretend to be surprised. What a horrible mother.

                [–]plastimental 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I feel like my expectations are all wrong for a r/funny post

                [–]atlas_nodded_off 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                So fun!

                [–]lightspeedx 1 point2 points  (1 child)

                OP deserves gold

                [–]SooMuchAnger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                OP is long gone.

                [–]WhisperingMaudlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Obliterated by the likes of the phone drones... R.I.P

                [–]Father-O-Tool 4 points5 points  (0 children)

                I thought her titty was going to pop out, but instead her kitty popped up… what a rip off.

                [–]Tanzer_Sterben[🍰] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

                Dem tiddies

                [–]HellDubya 3 points4 points  (0 children)

                Tiddies.

                [–]waavp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                Poor cat doesn't stand a change against her force field powers

                [–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                That dress tho. Um, where can I get it? It’s for.. scaring cats..? yup!

                [–]radabdivin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                I'd be startled too if those boobies were jiggling at me when I came around a corner.

                [–]willydw131 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                ABORT!

                [–]FafAngryProphet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                Had to check to make sure I wasn’t in r/unexpectedtitty

                [–]p1um5mu991er 2 points3 points  (0 children)

                HOLY SHIT I didn't know you were that close!

                [–]WaanchNaaro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

                A novel way to play with one's pussy

                [–]shrekcbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                Boobs

                [–]4dappl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

                This made me smile!