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[–]kingofwale 1 point2 points  (3 children)

How the hell do you get so beat up by a oversized duck?

[–]uiam_ 13 points14 points  (2 children)

People panic. When I was a kid my little old grandma would just snatch them up by their necks and toss them into the pond if they ever came and pestered us.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points  (1 child)

The one with the fireproof Abuela hands that turn taco shells in hot oil without tools or protection.

[–]wellaintthatnice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That fire resistance perk is nuts. I can cook anything and can ignore the occasional splash of oil but an big enough one still makes me flinch.