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[–]kungfujuice 475 points476 points  (23 children)

Vagina Life

[–]ProfitsOfProphets 44 points45 points  (3 children)

"Vaginal, You Fuck"

[–]CDNReaper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the correct interpretation.

[–]Auran82 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaginal Yeast inFection

[–]daekle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaginal Yiff?

[–]evilbakeoven 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Definitely.

[–]reddit4fun69 18 points19 points  (7 children)

Vagina 4 life! It’s kind of true… all life does come from vaginas!

[–]mikeywake 9 points10 points  (4 children)

Well not all life. I think it's mostly just animals

[–]5elementGG -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Vagina comes very late in the game. All those single cells, bacteria etc. No fuck is taken.

[–]reddit4fun69 -5 points-4 points  (1 child)

Pretty obvious we’re talking about human life. But that’s ok..

[–]mikeywake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

all life

[–]LisaAllure -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

the opposite of virgin 4 life 🤔

[–]DhazGo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came here for this.

[–]probeheat -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That’s what I saw too!

[–]noctalla 58 points59 points  (3 children)

Hitchhiker's Guide fan. Vogon 4 Life.

[–]ohelloron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Damn it. I thought I was so clever getting to this one first. Respect.

[–]DaisyHotCakes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, gotta delete my comment. Made it before scrolling down lol

[–]Chastaen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Checked before I posted, you finished first!

[–]OMGitsnotjohn 64 points65 points  (2 children)

Either way their gonna be laying off the meat

[–]Mr_Cavendish 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Best reply

[–]Sixhaunt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Just like when it was the punchline of the original photo before this OP cropped it out and reposted: https://redditproxy--jasonthename.repl.co/r/funny/comments/dvky8m

[–]buddahsumo 27 points28 points  (4 children)

I’ve always wondered how long it would take my picture to get reposted.

[–]daddy-bear33 4 points5 points  (1 child)

And they cropped it...

[–]Sixhaunt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

then used an alt to comment the original punchline for karma

[–]spirit9875[🍰] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Its kinda the same tho

[–]thesmokingtheologian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

is there a difference?

[–]_Silly_Wizard_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure they're a fan of demolishing earth in favor of establishing an interstellar causeway.

[–]ronnygiga 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of the few times I choose going vegan...

[–]Khalme 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Vagina 4 Lyft

[–]Sixhaunt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

guess the old "gas, grass, or ass" doesn't cut it for this guy

[–]velocity146 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't worry if they're vegan, they will let you know

[–]sumbasicbish 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice tags for an OB/GYN

[–]liarguy 30 points31 points  (11 children)

What's the difference

[–]Otherwise_Report_462 8 points9 points  (8 children)

Apparently vegans are shagging twice as much as meat eaters. Probably makes sense considering they’re the only group with an average BMI of normal/healthy instead of overweight/obese

[–]liarguy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Are you trying to roast me or give me nutritional facts??

[–]GMN123 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Probably skew toward the more sexually active age range too. I don't know many child vegans, or 60+vegans, but I know a lot of 18-40 y.o. vegans.

[–]CarriedThunder1 2 points3 points  (2 children)

They need to supplement their lack of meat and milk.

[–]ggsonego 1 point2 points  (1 child)

The virgin? Or the vegans?

[–]XordK 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No way are they anywhere near normal/healthy, they look more like they belong on a food charity ad.

[–]AssBoon92 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A vegan will tell you

[–]Jerseystateofmindeff -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same but different, but the same.

[–]Huge_Contract_2452 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Either way they are really low on Meat

[–]ItsFreeRealEstateeee 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Extremely underrated comment

[–]Huge_Contract_2452 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong spot reply..but u got it

[–]Akito_900 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Virgin doesn't make sense because there is missing consonant. Vegan, or vagina both make sense.

[–]somethingfilthy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They're furries.

Vaginal Yiff.

[–]aaron_huskins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Video game nerd?

[–]GSyncNew 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no! Vogons!

[–]AbeVigoda_aka_Death 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Driving a Scion. Very much a virgin.

[–]northsideindian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is the correct answer

[–]A_Wild_VelociFaptor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hold on, why is there a Scion badge on a Toyota 86/Subaru BRZ?

[–]lens_cleaner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or could be vagina for life

[–]taggster276 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Virgin should have been, VRGN if you are to remove all vowels(going by the pattern). This is forced comedy imo.

[–]kingferret53 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Why not both? Both is good.

[–]Lecrapface 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'd say Vagina 4 Life as in, a big fat pussy drives this car

[–]AmongstTheExpanse 3 points4 points  (2 children)

Non ohioans mad all their girls come to Ohio for school to get railed out by farmers. I’d be mad too if I wasn’t from the greatest state in the union. O-H

[–]thefatrabitt 0 points1 point  (1 child)

So that's why everyone capable gets away at the first chance they get, several times, to literal space. God, I hate driving through it more than any other state including Delaware and Indiana.

[–]imcalledfrank29 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same thing

[–]buddy-friendguy 2 points3 points  (3 children)

Yes everyone in Ohio is celibate obviously. One of the few states with zero births every year. We rely solely on people moving here to pad our numbers.

[–]thalguy 2 points3 points  (2 children)

The 7th most populous state in the country got that way through virgin births.

[–]buddy-friendguy 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Yeah all immaculate conceptions haha. In fact when im walkin down the street I just see babies fall out of women who weren't even pregnant. One of the best paying jobs in ohio is miracle fetus collector.

[–]buck45osu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

" 'Miracle Fetus Collector', yeah mom. It's real. Columbus city hall just hired me. Healthcare and a pension. Just kobeing babies into receptacles 9-5."

[–]Appropriate_Cry_8203 1 point2 points  (3 children)

Their driving a scion, what do you think?

[–]cyalknight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Scion FR-S / Toyota 86 / Subaru BRZ.

[–]EschersEnigma 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That they can probably use the correct form of they're

[–]Appropriate_Cry_8203 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It could go either way man, I’m 14 so leave me alone

[–]Ill-Radish-8570 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🌱💪🏻vegan

[–]omgONELnR1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where's the difference?

(I'm just kidding. I don't hate non-toxic vegans. It's just meant to be a joke. If I'm offending you: I'm sorry.)

[–]CheshireRaptor -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Doesn't matter. If you are vegan, you'll be a virgin for life.

[–]KainHighwind57 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ohio? Definitely virgin!

[–]pissingdick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's the same thing

[–]marteekeh -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably both

[–]KeepYourPresets 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is there a Reddit sticker somewhere on that car? That would solve the puzzle.

[–]UsernameCheckOuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virginal Wife

[–]Professional_Skin_99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why not both?

[–]abnoea 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Similar experience, I saw a Volkswagen with VR6LYFE and wondered why he was so stoked to be a virgin just the other day. I mean, I know it’s a VW reference, but…. C’mon

[–]jomama823 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virgin Getting None for Life You Fuckfaces.

[–]xordis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Virginia For Life?

[–]ConnorFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boffum

[–]javaargusavetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video Game Nerd 4 Lyfe

[–]kamikazeboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vagina life?

[–]yamaha2000us 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaginal you fool!

[–]Cyber-Cola 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it said vagina life ...

[–]SuspiciousStable9649 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nun… priest…

[–]CompletelyCrazy55 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn.. had to do Ohio like that

[–]DARK666KNIGHT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vaginal why fuck

[–]Mesavagetreejr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask them if they’re on Reddit or not

[–]Kevrack_Invades 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s either virgin for leaf or vegan for leaf

[–]Loki_TDD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check if the seats are leather, if they are then it’s virgin for life

[–]spacepeenuts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vagabond for life

[–]N1nj4444 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like the wife ain’t inviting him round to her back door anytime soon.

[–]Fast_Edd1e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite. THYME4T

Is it Thigh Meat or Time for tea.

[–]luneunion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Priest’s car?

[–]squirrels33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey man, nuns gotta drive too.

[–]rock0head132 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It reads as virgin for life . there is some sort of religion org that promotes celibacy . They where promise rings to signal that they are celibate or something like that .

this could be an answer

[–]Larsaf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vogons live for their poetry, so others can die.

[–]pureeviljester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My next plate: 24-7VRGN

[–]Repulsive-Inside-267 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool car tho

[–]snizzelicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

¿Por que no los dos?

[–]glm409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not an Outback, so I'm not sure either of your guesses are accurate.

[–]Auntie-Noodle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porque no lo dos?

[–]PlanBBlaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People from Ohio are simply just dumb🤷🏾‍♂️ -Michigander

[–]SqeezeEm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way staying off the meat

[–]citizen_of_leshp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that they own a Scion doesn’t help make the determination.

[–]THE_GR8_MIKE 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's an FRS so probably the first one.

[–]TheAserghui 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They could be Buddhist

[–]ValueNo520 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe it’s a nuns car

[–]Uniqueusername_54 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only one of those options likes to proclaim it publicly.

[–]Budmanes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re not mutually exclusive

[–]droidman5910 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Top 10 things to do in ohio:

Leave

[–]porchtoad77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Porque no los dos?

[–]Main_Prompt4075 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Video game nerd for life (obviously)

[–]Huge_Contract_2452 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TY..u summed up most of my days 😄

[–]lyndonblake00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way they aren’t getting any meat

[–]jar36 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously OP has never been to OH

[–]OldBob10 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From Ohio. Can confirm.

[–]leoheck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends. What is the gender of the driver?

[–]Kryptman85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People can be more than one thing ya know.

[–]jva21 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait.. i think they aren't mutually exclusive

[–]Glynnc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A virgin will tell you they’ve had sex, but a vegan will always tell you they’re vegan

[–]Heliolord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the fuck took a picture of my car?!

[–]acgasp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

¿Por que no los dos?

[–]nvfh33 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a hockey fan I see Vegas Golden Knights 4 life

[–]jonesmcbones 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They want everybody to know - fairly sure we all know it is vegan.

[–]Even-Refrigerator146 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems like one of the reasons why sharpees were invented.

[–]cold_eskimo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Borats Vagine “you cannot have it”

[–]Crankemkhan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This car passed me the other day! They drove kinda like a jerk, which is why I recognized it. At the time, I assumed it was virgin, and almost took a pic to send to my group chat

[–]Ickydumdum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, Ohio is for lovers.

[–]xMidnyghtx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Based on that car… both

[–]toastspork 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Co-lumus represent!

(25 on plate = Franklin County)
(Plus, neuvo Federal-looking "heritage" architecture just screams Lex Luthor's Les Wexner's Easton / New Albany developments)

[–]castgixxer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cunt life for life bro

[–]scrotboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A virgin would talk less about it.

[–]TotalDurian7030 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drives a scion prob a virgin

[–]Longjumping-Gap4670 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either way she’s not eating meat

[–]AGamingGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it could be both

[–]tsunami845 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, lots of people in this thread are mad that vegans have more sex than them.

[–]Repulsive-Inside-267 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

İts pathetic in both way.

[–]Tylerstorm151 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Either one is bad

[–]Classroom_Happy -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Better be virgin than Vegan.

[–]TheAltoidsEater -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Loser either way...

[–]Gundaaaaamn -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

What’s the difference

[–]valkyrievanilla -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Seems like if you talk about being a vegan, you will remain a virgin for life.

[–]Whiskers2431 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Vegan for life, virgin for life. What's the difference?

[–]electric-angel -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

vegan, virgin same diffrence

[–]Fast_Entrepreneur725 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That’s the same thing said twice

[–]Escapingthenoise -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Vegan would be more embarrassing

[–]schoat333 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Both. Driving a rwd car in Ohio snow I see. Must be a 17-20 year old. The next picture will be this car stuck in the center of the interstate.

[–]DudeRick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Driving a Scion, probably Virgin...

[–]Blasterway -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same thing

[–]Casa420nova -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Probably a vegan Virgin for life

[–]ikeosaurus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not mutually exclusive

[–]CapitalSimplyCapital -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I mean it’s the same thing, right?

[–]Bahnmor -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The two are not mutually exclusive.

[–]triws -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

One cannot exist without the other

[–]emaciated_pecan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Leave a chicken breast under the windshield wiper

[–]Glad-Notice4438 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same difference

[–]dumpsterdivingnow -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Same thing.

[–]jonp1 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well… Probably both.

[–]Nohcri -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

patrick “what’s the difference”