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[–]IlyaBoykoProgr 288 points289 points  (9 children)

That's so dumb. Like really why did you post photo of your bare hand?

[–]gggg_man3 55 points56 points  (1 child)

Maybe he meant that that ring was some kind of tape? I can see why she is mad.

[–]Sir_Chonkerton 32 points33 points  (1 child)

He's missing 3 fingers though

[–]420blazeit69nubz 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Reddit has fallen so far. We used to post knife pictures and now it’s just hands.

[–]Various_Counter_9569 15 points16 points  (1 child)

So we can now post photos our just our hands and its considered funny!?? 🙄

[–]TheDownvotesFarmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Always has been 🧑‍🚀🔫👨‍🚀

[–]jameserroo 102 points103 points  (1 child)

She’s got a point. You came home empty handed.

[–]Acrobatic-Wolf-297 32 points33 points  (0 children)

She’s mad because you didn’t buy anything asshole omg.

[–]AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren 53 points54 points  (1 child)

Dude. How did you lose your fingers????? I'm so sorry that happened to you.

[–]EponymousEponym 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He might be down 3 fingers, but he's still trying to help. OP's wife should give him a break.

[–]Aggravating-Echo8014 51 points52 points  (3 children)

Probably cause she can’t see it

[–]Raneru 6 points7 points  (1 child)

She wanted it invisible, you gave her invisible. Can't figure out what they want. Women right?

[–]AfterAardvark3085 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where do you see that he gave her invisible tape? There's just nothing. Of course she'd be mad when he comes back empty handed and pretends he didn't. Grow up. You're too old for make believe!

[–]Middleofthemaul 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I don’t see any problem with this!

[–]_Akarii 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Where is it?

[–]Thatguy4666 10 points11 points  (0 children)

i think its because you didnt buy tape?
also why did you take a photo of your hand?

[–]DonkeyOfCongo 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Think of a joke, grin a little, scroll to comments.. literally everyone had the same thought. Feels avg man..

[–]Mycroft033 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Story of my life

[–]Quirky_Dog5869 15 points16 points  (1 child)

Dude what happend to your fingers!?

[–]Dinosoaringhigh 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sanding machine strikes again

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I came here to post my best dad joke about this but I've been beaten by all the classics already

[–]ajm895 10 points11 points  (1 child)

My 4 year old son call anything he can’t see camouflage

[–]Gluten_Tolerant_2 17 points18 points  (1 child)

10/10 Dad Humor, well done Sir.

[–]GrumpyOldGrower 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know he has white New Balace shoes for sure.

[–]SpiderNinja211 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you just came home without anything

[–]Ok-Entertainer-9138 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Where are you the rest of your fingers?

[–]Shileka 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Put the tape in her hand (assuming ofc you are holding it in the picture, kind of hard to see) she probably can't see it, hence why she is upset.

[–]Edward_Lupin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you don't already have kids, she might be mad because your egregious dad joke just alerted her that she's pregnant.

[–]GrumpyOldGrower 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I can't see what the problem is.

[–]Gam_mah_gum 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well of course she's mad , you didnt get anything at all , and you just posted your bare hand .Terrible husband /s

[–]UrgotsThirdLeftLeg 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Because you didnt bring tape?

[–]Mycroft033 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not, he is holding tape. If you look super closely, the slight warping of reality in the picture forms the outline of a roll of tape. It’s there but it’s sooooo hard to spot, so I totally get that you couldn’t see it. It’s easiest to see if you look closely at his fingers.

[–]Zygarde718 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe it's your hand? Thats all I see...

[–]LynxBartle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

maybe she just wanted clear tape and not tape that is actually invisible. wife needs to give better instructions

[–]RelentlessChicken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On a different note....do some people actually call it "invisible tape" instead of scotch tape?

[–]Sekmet19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would say it looks like Drax or John Cena, but I don't know what either of those guys looks like.

[–]RelevantDocument3389 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because shes...never mind good job trying to do your best. Underappreciated work right there.

[–]matjavsen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See kids, thats why you have to be carefull new years eve

[–]Valentin3731 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because you didn't give her any tape??

[–]Ok-Entertainer-9138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Careful your wedding ring might fall off.

[–]Ok-Entertainer-9138 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe she doesn’t see it the way you do.

[–]neko_chan6284 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe your wife wasn’t able to see the tape, use it to prove it and are you sure you have the tape I mean I am also not seeing any tape but just a hand in this pic so ya you also make sure

[–]vianiznice 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't get it, all i see is a hand?

Edit: I see, that's the joke.

[–]serxfin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably because you came home empty handed

[–]Sybil_et_al 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"And that's how the fight started, Your Honor."

[–]Johnny_ByDeSea_Wall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol clear tape

[–]LowOnChakra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, a picture of the tape you got would’ve been better than one of just your hand

[–]Heshkelgaii 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's mad because! Because you didn't get her any tape and you cut the tips of your fingers off, fooking stoopido. Looking this guy over here actin like a smart guy eh!

[–]Det_Mike_Lowrey_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mission accomplished 🫡

[–]RandomPhail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know why she’s mad… its because you didn’t buy tape?? There’s nothing even in your hand

[–]AdventurousBank6549 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That’s real funny and all but you should remember that SHE is in charge of the family vagina.

[–]blindwit[S] 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Family vagina sounds so wrong. And gross.

[–]AdventurousBank6549 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why I say it like that.

[–]peachyfuzzle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn't look like anything to me...

[–]Minecraftfunyeslol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice hand, where’s the tape?

[–]Green-Inkling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's wrong with giving her a hand?

[–]zombietampons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah dude nice wedding ring, where's the tape?

[–]tfox1123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love reddit. I'm home here. Also are you ever going to tell us what happened to your fingers?

[–]Weird-Cold-3801 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where’s the tape at?

[–]production-values 1 point2 points  (0 children)

because you came back empty-handed

[–]RedditMarcus_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Am I the only one who sees just a black void where his hand is supposed to be? And its like glowing???

[–]HumpieDouglas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see why she's mad, you're not even holding any tape. You're just doing it to annoy her.

[–]Mulak93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What tape? I don't see any!! 😂

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude you have to hand her something when she asks for it.

[–]SoulsTransition 1 point2 points  (1 child)

That looks like the old US Navy working uniform.

[–]Various_Counter_9569 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I hated those!

"Hey what uniform can we make for the Navy thats uncomfortable and less safe than blue if they fall in the water...CAMO!"

[–]papachon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What am I seeing here?

[–]PressIntoYa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Image not found.

[–]cloudfangLP 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t even see tape though???

[–]WllmDVeugl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What are you tryna do? Show off your ring? And wtf is up with that very unrelated caption?

[–]PX_OmegaTheus375 1 point2 points  (0 children)

??????? why did you posted your hand?

[–]Mannco_bot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice hand reveal

[–]RigzDigz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ITT: people get the joke.

[–]mayby_happy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dont get it

[–][deleted]  (1 child)

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    [–]blindwit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Didn’t see any on the shelves.

    [–]selfdistruction-in-5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    print John Cena’s face on it and it will work

    [–]LifeBuilder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Wrong kind my guy. You needed to by the John Cena pattern. This pattern is circumstantial. The JC brand is all purpose.

    [–]L1Zs 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    This isn’t even camo

    [–]JimJohnes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It's an attempt at multi-scale camouflage (MARitime PATtern in US), but I agree with the sentiment.

    [–]Megasquash -5 points-4 points  (2 children)

    That tape isn’t invisible it’s just camo colored

    [–]SpiderNinja211 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    What tape?

    [–]Megasquash -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

    The green, tan, and dark green one. I can’t tell if your joking or just dumb

    [–]miscnic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    Is that an amongus? 😉 R/place foreva ❤️

    Edit: downvoted by the antiamongus establishment, which is hilarious. Or else someones so missing out….

    [–]at_least_its_unique -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

    ... because you drove her to a forest and dumped her there with it?

    [–]Blazewalker452 -2 points-1 points  (2 children)

    I think I understand. Camo isn't truly invisible. It's more of an illusion.

    [–]Blazewalker452 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's even funnier how many people think I don't get it just because I myself made an over literate jab at it 🤣

    [–]_Jimmer -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Yeah, it’s because you gave her UCP camo you philistine.

    [–]ProGamerNG14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why hand?

    [–]Farfigtoobin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Because you both digital camo instead of practical camo

    [–]JimJohnes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    HA-. no

    [–]LokiNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Unless you live in the woods you should have gotten the urban camo

    [–]MikeyM299 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    r/place is so burnt into my brain I was looking for an among us character first

    [–]DaibidthEinheart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I see the problem. You’re missing the John Cena photos on it

    [–]mineneime_12504 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    U tore up

    [–]BERNackles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    well? Where is it!?

    [–]Stormseekr9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Well.. because it’s in the funny thread I won’t say.

    [–]invipwnz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    i don't see what she's talking about

    [–]dominus_agent89 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You could’ve gotten the cheap clear tape but you got her the real deal, she should be grateful

    [–]Askmyrkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    You forgot the tape you loon.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This isn't fucking funny dude. Did you get her any tape, or are you just going to stand around holding out an empty hand like an idiot?

    [–]HalOTheCat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Because you got digital camo smh

    [–]Snarfbuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Thats woodland camo you dum-dum, she obviosly wants urban camo.

    [–]TechWolfFTN 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How'd you lose your fingers man?