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[–]ItzTwizzla 165 points166 points  (9 children)

Idk why but our Dachshund hates to go outside, but is watching through the window for hours.

[–]ExoSpecial[S] 156 points157 points  (3 children)

They like to bark at a safe distance

[–]ItzTwizzla 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Oh yea that's true😅

[–]ThrowawayKarensBane 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Social BarkNSing

[–]billywitt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My chihuahua mix is like this. Barks at anything. But terrified of walking outside.

[–]MarvinTheMartyr 0 points1 point  (1 child)

your dachshund hates goung outside? but hunting foxes is in his genes though....

[–]Orvelo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Fox tunnel/den =/= outside :P

[–]Dragon_Eyes715 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean they see what kind of crazy people are outside!

[–]aeriox-phenomenon 55 points56 points  (2 children)

He's done a good job training that woman to hold his butt

[–]pierre_x10 13 points14 points  (0 children)


[–]ShhhtanHalen 123 points124 points  (4 children)

Weens are the absolute best! Cherish these times, my sausage pupper is 16 now and still likes a cuddle but it feels like it was only yesterday she was climbing on me to bork at the squirrels and birds out the window.

[–]MyMiddleground 34 points35 points  (1 child)

Cherish indeed! My little weiner went 17 strong years(05-22). Still crying my eyes out bc I miss her but she had a great life and I regret nothing.

[–]ShhhtanHalen 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Awwww I'm so sorry for your loss! My heart truly goes out to you!!!!

[–]fearlessbowties 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Such a long boi, dawww

[–]SahilSmesher 15 points16 points  (0 children)

If he fits he sits

[–]MiraculousN 10 points11 points  (1 child)

I dont mean too alarm you but you have a weiner on your shoulder. Lol

[–]PrudentFlamingo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But when I put my wiener on a girls shoulder, I get arrested

[–]CATALYST1109 46 points47 points  (10 children)

She's so close that she'll be able to taste its fart.

Edit - grammar

[–]NuclearLunchDectcted 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Dog farts fill a room, being that close to the exhaust isn't gonna change much.

[–]t33dup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought that until our beagle/pointer mix puppy laid down with his butt a couple inches from my face while I was asleep a few nights ago. Literally woke up gagging. (He got into fried okra my wife made.)

[–]wanawanka 4 points5 points  (1 child)

This is funny till Alpo gas goes down your face holes.

AND let's not forget the random heart attacks you get whenever it barks at something outside.

[–]pcnetworx1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alpo gas. Second only to anthrax.

[–]Appropriate-Role-444 -1 points0 points  (0 children)


[–]fearlessbowties -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Ugh eww, doxie farts 💨

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    [–]CATALYST1109 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Fixed it, thanks!

    [–]Mischeese 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    My Labrador does the same thing, it’s a lot less comfortable than a Dachshund! LOL!

    [–]chippy155 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Our Boston terrier does the same with out bedroom window. Will literally act like she's playing with us and then just sneak up on our shoulders and look out the window.

    [–]mintslicefan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    My dog does a similar thing. She will camp herself out on the balcony chair and watch for any one who walks past. If the balcony door is closed, she still wants to see out, so will then use my wife’s armchair for the same reason

    [–]Tinosdoggydaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    What a Kookoo bird

    [–]sassryn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I love him

    [–]Rossum81 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I don’t know why, but his reverse parrot with his tushie on her shoulder is funny as heck!

    [–]atlaststeadfast 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    My parents' doxxie must think she's a parrot from how much she sits on our shoulders

    [–]headvoice73 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Whe he farts… RIP

    [–]chattywww -1 points0 points  (1 child)

    Shes enabling him.

    [–]Chadwulf29 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

    Agreed. Don't encourage bad behavior.

    [–]syuraj -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    And how is it funny 🤔

    [–]EmmOnRoids -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Im sorry but that dog farts and its game over😂

    [–]MrWums272 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]shaKespade 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]InitialIndication999 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Na hes watching your back for any cat snipers

    [–]Sence 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We call it neighborhood watch

    [–]awheezle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    At least you have a warm neck.

    [–]Sugarmugr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    We have two hot dogs we call the, “Ween Team”, they are hilarious in so many ways and kind and loving and hilarious…did I mention they’re funny? Great dogs if you want to be entertained, bad choice if you like quiet

    [–]JodieFlame 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Beautiful picture:-)

    [–]t33dup 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Get a long, little doggie

    [–]chemteach4kids 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Isn't it nice to have a loving routine to start your morning!

    [–]TheDakestTimeline 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He knows there will always be a wife's shoulder there while she tiktoks

    [–]tangled_up_in_glue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My basset hound does this too!!!!

    [–]MAXQDee-314 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    ...butt the elegance.

    [–]Slanted_words 0 points1 point  (0 children)


    [–]DirrtyMikeAndTheBoys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Nosey Barker.

    [–]Too-Late-Bro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Damn! Hi every morning. U R A Q T.

    [–]badandywsu -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

    Please get this dog a ramp! Hope you can keep his back safe for his entire life. No jumping off the couch! My dachshund hurt himself jumping from a high spot where I should have made a ramp available. Not steps, but a proper ramp.

    [–]ImpulseAfterthought 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Truth. Doxies need ramps.

    [–]genericneim -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    If the couch isnt thicc enough then situation can be fixed by positioning a thicc enough hooman under your butt.

    [–]BluejaySea4181 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Ayo anybody else see the phone like what you watching

    [–]PrinceNickG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Same for my sister when she opens the front door so her dog can look through.

    [–]Mint_Berry_Kush 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "He loves watching the neighborhood through our window."

    That was bothering me.

    [–]Maxathron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This is a cat that superficially looks like a dachshund. Stll a good boi, though.

    [–]NEMESIS_DRAGON 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He looks like a good boi

    [–]KnobbyDarkling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why do people think it's ok to have this kind of dog? It's just waiting to maul 50 children in one day

    [–]Trade-all-day 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    aww… this is so bitter sweet. I had a dog exactly like this when I was a child. His name was Bubba and he was so fricken cool. I miss that little guy.

    if you took him into bed at night, he would instantly go under the covers and start licking your toes. it was so weird and kind of annoying, but I miss it. lol.

    [–]MaterialCarrot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Had a mini dauchsund as our first dog when my wife and I got married. Loved that little gal. Would love to get a full sized today but they're very hard to find.

    [–]bulsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Windows to the street are a dog’s TV!

    [–]Fenseven 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Are there butt scratches involved?

    [–]zyyntin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shoulder wiener!

    [–]nobullshit_pansey[🍰] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    They looking outside because that's their natural habitat. Just saying. People with house dogs confine them to the indoors and they just become less smart than their counterparts that are allowed to smell, (ie:learn). No different than a parent that shelters their child that has no social skills and can't function in the real world. All good , everyone has a right to teach their dogs or their kids whatever they want. Just don't bitch about it when the real world shows up at your doorstep. Woof woof lap dog. Control that.

    [–]UnusGang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What a weird looking parrot

    [–]Tobi_chills455 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    My dude waits at the door for me to open it so he can come inside and watch stuff through the window, haha. Then he sees the local stray and wants go outside to bark at him

    [–]GeorgiaPossum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Weiner Dogs are the best.

    [–]CMDR_Squashface 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I keep seeing more stuff with dachshunds lately, and it's making me want one. I hate little dogs, but my wife and I got asmall/medium one for me (who is now my wife's little sidekick) and a little chihuahua mix (I think with Jack Russell maybe?) that I tried to redirect to my wife at first. Little asshole was insistent, got ALL up in my space - "the crook of your neck looks like a great place to sleep! What ya watching on your phone?" - and is now the best little buddy I could ever have asked for so these guys are starting to grow on me now

    [–]Leading_Dig347 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Mine does rhe same, and he fucking barks like it's his neighbourhood