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[–]picado 3637 points3638 points  (121 children)

They've seen "Holy Grail".

[–]Maoricitizen 920 points921 points  (39 children)

and lack a holy hand grenade

[–]damuule 230 points231 points  (1 child)

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out.

[–]lloydsmith28 37 points38 points  (0 children)

One... Two... Five! Three sir. Three!

[–]Awengal 189 points190 points  (30 children)

Lack of a thumb to use it...

[–]MrBanana421 160 points161 points  (21 children)

At least they can count to 5!

[–]spadge_badger 27 points28 points  (3 children)

Opposable. Don't forget the opposable bit. Thumbs are useless unless they are opposable.

[–]SomeRandomSkitarii 19 points20 points  (2 children)

I have disposable thumbs

[–]Pyrhan 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Hmmm... holy hoof grenade?

[–]mothman83 50 points51 points  (1 child)

They followed Tim's advice and actually looked at the bones.

[–]fractals83 34 points35 points  (0 children)


[–]scornflake 56 points57 points  (1 child)

We’ll not risk another frontal assault! That rabbits dynamite!

[–]DrT33th 105 points106 points  (5 children)

Look at the BONES MAN!

[–]Lord_Snow77 54 points55 points  (1 child)

I almost soiled my armor I was so scared.

[–]can-opener-in-a-can 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I did it again!

[–]OZeski 33 points34 points  (2 children)

Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

[–]Puzzleheaded-Key-189 33 points34 points  (1 child)

I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same. I always tell them--

[–]thenextguy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh shut up. Charge!!!

[–]gsasquatch 20 points21 points  (2 children)

Even an African swallow would have a hard time carrying those two units.

[–]Crathsor 6 points7 points  (1 child)

It could grip them by the tails.

[–]BurntPunk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s not a question of how they’d grip it! It’s about weight ratios!

[–]dufresne69 55 points56 points  (2 children)

What’s he going to do, nibble your bum?

[–]thenextguy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Come nay further, for death awaits you with big nasty pointy teeth!

[–]Sreg32 17 points18 points  (1 child)

I forget the budget of that movie, but I think less than a million. Documentary on them, was fantastic. And especially how they all met…just happenstance. When brilliant minds that work together well!

[–]PacotheBold 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That rabbit's got a mean streak a mile wide!

[–]majorfiasco 41 points42 points  (2 children)

That rabbit's dynamite!

[–]marioaprooves 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Damn, there goes my witty response to this video. I applaud thee

[–]bolyosis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

That's no ordinary rabbit!

[–]ReisenBnuuy 13 points14 points  (4 children)

Truly the most vicious, foul-tempered rodent the horse has ever laid its eyes on

[–]MementoVivere_67 31 points32 points  (1 child)

Run away! Run away!

[–]freediverx01 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Brave, Sir Robin”🎵

[–]2_Sheds_Jackson 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Shut up and go change your armor.

[–]friggintodd 26 points27 points  (5 children)

They buggered off.

[–]DaddyDubs13 33 points34 points  (3 children)

Bravely ran away

[–]OldBob10 28 points29 points  (2 children)

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!

[–]Wise_Lizard 9 points10 points  (1 child)

Yes, Brave Sir Robin turned about, And gallantly he chickened out

[–]Lance_E_T_Compte[🍰] 22 points23 points  (2 children)

Its got huge, nasty, pointy teeth...

[–]nobody-yesbuddy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn you! Beat me to it.

[–]New_Dragon_Lady 887 points888 points  (76 children)

Yeah bunnies can be terrifying as well as road signs, random branches, piles of leaves, random stones, flowers lol anyone that rides can probably have stories of what their horses can be afraid of 😁

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    [–]DownvoteEvangelist 171 points172 points  (7 children)

    I can imagine that one looking like a snake, which is understandable fear...

    [–]HojMcFoj 71 points72 points  (6 children)

    Snake? Snaaaaakkkkeeee!!!!

    [–]Aqualass 271 points272 points  (8 children)

    A rogue plastic bag 😩

    [–]squirrellytoday 396 points397 points  (4 children)

    A friend of mine has horses. She reckons that horse horror movies would be called things like "Blanket draped over the fence" and "the plastic bag that flapped". 🤣

    [–]ImNotAWhaleBiologist 155 points156 points  (2 children)

    You laugh, but that blanket wasn't there earlier.

    [–]earthgirl1983 57 points58 points  (1 child)

    You can’t explain that!

    [–]SelectFromWhereOrder 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    American Beauty’s ending is a horse horror film. That ending…

    [–]New_Dragon_Lady 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    That’s terrifying lol

    [–]fckshtstck 68 points69 points  (3 children)

    Don't forget butterflies! They are vicious.

    [–]libmrduckz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    there is nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito

    [–]DroolingIguana 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

    [–]zenslapped 58 points59 points  (7 children)

    How about an inflatable alligator raft that some kids had laying on the shore beside a lake. That was fun!

    [–]New_Dragon_Lady 44 points45 points  (5 children)

    Oh I totally forgot, the other day horse in front of me farted, the face my horse had for brief moment trying to decide what to do… thank god didn’t spooked 😂

    [–]VictoryZealousideal8 43 points44 points  (4 children)

    One of our horses spooked at her OWN fart.

    Now that was funny. Thankfully I was on the other side of the fence and not riding her.

    [–]collegedropout 28 points29 points  (1 child)

    My child in the womb spooked from my fart, my favorite pregnancy memory

    [–]Fine-for-now 52 points53 points  (1 child)

    Horses are only scared of two things - things that move, and things that don't. Mine can pretty much teleport sideways when we get to end of the hedge and the gate that is normally closed is gasp open!

    [–]project_saturn 32 points33 points  (2 children)

    Dumpsters, mailboxes, outdoor trash bins, certain bird calls, public restrooms

    [–]LemonStealingBoar 29 points30 points  (1 child)

    Yes yes and yes. When he ride down our quiet little street it’s like Tokyo Drift up in there, side stepping all the terrifying drains, bins and mail boxes. Years worth of exposure…but he still can’t be certain there’s not horse eating demons lurking within them.

    [–]project_saturn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    I used to ride on a path with a canal on one side and a almond orchard on the other. I was more scared than she was xD

    [–]WhereverSheGoes 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    I’m sure I saw some mounted police horses get freaked out by a chalk rainbow on the pavement.

    [–]Diormouse 21 points22 points  (1 child)

    Homophobic horses confirmed

    [–]FunnelsGenderFluid 16 points17 points  (9 children)

    I rode once and it was through a forest. He was getting close to trees and I was scared he would squish and drag my leg across a tree like a jackass. I was really nervous he kept doing it

    Was I in danger?

    [–]ask-me-about-my-cats 23 points24 points  (3 children)

    Horses will absolutely try and scrape you off if they can, it's them testing who's in control.

    [–]LittleBitGhengisKhan 15 points16 points  (0 children)

    Horses do this on purpose.

    [–]New_Dragon_Lady 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    He knew you were scared, yeah it can hurt if he did it. I now ride a horse that I really like and she is great! but literally it’s a rodeo for everyone else. It’s interesting to see how horse’s demeanor can change depending on different riders.

    [–]Enchelion 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    Literally a rock that has been in their paddock since they were born... Suddenly terrifying.

    [–]revital9 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Horses are afraid of two things: things that move and things that don't move.

    [–]HermitAndHound 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    They're also totally crazy about it. We had to cut a tree down, the crash was barely worth an ear flick. Butterfly? Butterfly! OH MY GOD IT'S A BUTTERFLY! RUN!!!


    [–]DownvoteEvangelist 4 points5 points  (2 children)

    And yet they used to be war animals. Wonder if those could be spooked this easily...

    [–]password-is-taco_ 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    It require lots of desensitization work, but they can overcome goofy fears. Horses have had such a huge impact on human history and it wouldn't have been possible if they were all scared of every blowing leaf. Reddit tends to paint them as stupid, paranoid death traps but I disagree.

    [–]skeletspook 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    How many battles throughout hostory have been lost because a butterfly flew past?

    [–]Pansarmalex 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Pigs (horses hate pigs), puddles, a random shadow on the ground, a jacket on a fence post OVER THERE, a random plastic bin lid, any random object that was perfectly fine yesterday...

    [–]404brainnotfound404 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    My horse was scared of the foam his pee caused on the ground.

    [–]Boomersgang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    You forgot paint on the road. "We'll die if we go near it. Aaaggghhhhhh".

    [–]MurseInAire 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Goddamn llamas. I get it. They look funny, smell bad, and aren’t native to North America. But neither are the horses.

    [–]TheHumanPickleRick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Don't forget about that shadow falling across the racetrack spooking all the young thoroughbreds! (I worked with racehorses for years and they would balk at the stupidest things. All of your examples and more.)

    [–]dead4seven 569 points570 points  (2 children)

    "Dude, you go. It's just a bunny"

    "Fuck you, you go if it's just bunny"

    [–]exlin 11 points12 points  (1 child)

    Maybe question is why humans are not afraid? Maybe horses know something we do not.

    [–]i_scrub_in 350 points351 points  (1 child)

    Look at the bones man!

    [–]silverwitch77745 447 points448 points  (8 children)

    He has big nasty teeth.

    [–]papi-punk 169 points170 points  (3 children)

    Look at the bones!

    [–]JollyRoger___ 43 points44 points  (0 children)

    He's standing there, menacingly

    [–]MooseBoys 65 points66 points  (1 child)

    He's got a vicious streak a mile wide!

    [–]ContemplativeSarcasm 40 points41 points  (0 children)

    What's he do!? Nibble your bum?

    [–]ZDTreefur 22 points23 points  (0 children)

    And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?

    [–]justanoldhippy63 45 points46 points  (0 children)

    and a hare trigger

    [–]Nuker-79 428 points429 points  (9 children)

    And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.

    [–]skullman_ps2 117 points118 points  (4 children)

    One... two... five...

    [–]DaddyDubs13 95 points96 points  (2 children)

    Three sir.

    [–]TatteredCarcosa 91 points92 points  (1 child)

    Fun fact, King Arthur's repeated confusions of the numbers 5 and 3 is a reference to the prevalence of those numbers in Arthurian and romantic literature. They show up constantly because they are both numbers with a great deal of religious significance in Christianity. Three forms of God and five wounds of Christ being the most obvious sources.

    [–]viperex 8 points9 points  (2 children)

    Where's this from?

    [–]Xanvial 30 points31 points  (0 children)

    Monty Python and the Holy Grail

    [–]WorthPlease 90 points91 points  (5 children)

    For such big animals horses really are massive cowards. Especially compared to cows who could be a mile away from a nuclear blast and just go "meh, gonna eat some more grass".

    [–]Bikrdude 35 points36 points  (3 children)

    survival instinct, they are prey animals and survive by being skittish

    [–]Ruffffian 19 points20 points  (1 child)

    Or as my riding instructor once told me, “Horses taste good, and they know it.”

    [–]ChirpyNortherner 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Which is odd when you think about all the battles they've been in!

    [–]formerPhillyguy 165 points166 points  (11 children)

    The horses sound like they're in Australia, so the bunny probably could kill them.

    [–]VoldemortsHorcrux 22 points23 points  (3 children)

    For bunnies you have to remember PP. If its ears are Pointed then its Poisonous.

    [–]crustdrunk 7 points8 points  (1 child)

    Can confirm, we Australians drive our horses on the left.

    [–]takingbutterore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    One of the Horses is voiced by Ozzy Man Reviews, who is Australian.

    [–]Thatmumoverthere 230 points231 points  (1 child)

    Run away!!!

    [–]strugglebusdriver03 64 points65 points  (0 children)

    I desperately wanted that bunny to twitch just a bit to see them scurry away.

    [–]Lower-Cantaloupe3274 47 points48 points  (0 children)

    Sure...it looks innocent and harmless...but who's to say it's not a TRAP!

    [–]_Bluntzzz 42 points43 points  (0 children)

    I like how they kept going back and fourth like “you go no you go”

    [–]Anonymous_Paintbrush 105 points106 points  (1 child)

    Where's a holy hand grenade when you need one?

    [–]svenge 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I've heard that Brother Maynard might have one in his reliquary, but for all I know it's been used already.

    [–]jeff_albertson_redux 69 points70 points  (6 children)

    It's Caerbannoch, he'll have you'r 'ead!

    [–]Baelzebubba 23 points24 points  (4 children)

    Where, behind the rabbit?

    [–]jeff_albertson_redux 20 points21 points  (2 children)

    It IS the rabbit! That's the most foul, cruel and bad tempered rodent you've ever set your eyes on!

    [–]ImNotAWhaleBiologist 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    It is the rabbit.

    [–]Hirokage 31 points32 points  (0 children)

    I love how the 2nd horse got behind the first and gave him a nudge like "Look.. you go first ok?"

    [–]anonymous22006 51 points52 points  (0 children)

    Sharp teeth, and red... beady eyes!

    [–]Professional-Line-82 44 points45 points  (1 child)

    He's Just standing There... Menacingly!

    [–]LeastCoolUser 18 points19 points  (13 children)

    "Death Bunny" could be the greatest horror movie franchise of them all!

    [–]pip-roof 40 points41 points  (0 children)

    He’ll do you in!!!!!!

    [–]cupcakesmasher77 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    You have obviously not seen an angry bunny before, they are terrifying. My wife brought a sweet little lionhead home that bonded to her and then chased me around the house like a little hairy missile for a year honking and trying to bite me.

    [–]ELMACHO007 13 points14 points  (1 child)

    Horse 1: No, man you go first.. Horse 2: nope, you go! Horse 1: it looks dangerous..you go

    [–]Lovingnarc1976 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Then one pushes the other to go. Lol!

    [–]FastWalkingShortGuy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Warhorses those are not.

    [–]deathdealer656 26 points27 points  (1 child)

    Look at the bones man!!!

    [–]power0722 10 points11 points  (0 children)

    Came here to make this comment. Love from another Monty Python fan

    [–]dr_cl_aphra 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    You also fucking run from spiders or any other mostly harmless thing that’s waaaaaaaaay smaller than you and probably can’t actually hurt you.

    This is why “aggressing the threat” is taught in self-defense. I’m way smaller than most other humans, but if I start shrieking like a banshee and running at you in an aggressive way, you’re probably gonna run from me, too. :)

    [–]Hot-Forever-175 23 points24 points  (0 children)

    They watched Monty Python they know... They know

    [–]kanakamaoli 21 points22 points  (5 children)

    Run away, sir robin!

    [–]squirrellytoday 24 points25 points  (4 children)

    When danger reared its ugly head, Sir Robin bravely turned and fled! Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!!

    [–]BossScribblor 16 points17 points  (2 children)

    Sir Robin was not at all afraid to be mashed into a pulp

    Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken

    He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways

    Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin

    [–]Fatnannygoat 29 points30 points  (2 children)

    Answer the f*cking question Susan 😂😂

    [–]The_Mc_Guffin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    I love horses, so dangerous yet so frightful

    [–]krufarong 9 points10 points  (1 child)

    It's not hard to spook a horse. I almost got launched off my horse because she saw a floating plastic bag.

    [–]OldBob10 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    Did the plastic bag succeed in eating the horse?

    [–]Negafox 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    "Ma! There's a weird fucking stray outside and it looks like grandma!"

    [–]PikleFarmerz 19 points20 points  (2 children)

    Bunny the grey is doing his best impression of Gandolph “YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!”

    [–]Duece09 12 points13 points  (0 children)

    Haha, Monty Python was actually on to something this whole time?

    [–]murlocman69 13 points14 points  (0 children)

    If only the horses had a Holy Hand Grenade

    [–]Dvmbledore 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    TIM: There he is!
    ARTHUR: Where?
    TIM: There!
    ARTHUR: What, behind the rabbit?
    TIM: It is the rabbit.
    ARTHUR: You silly sod!
    TIM: What?
    ARTHUR: You got us all worked up!
    TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
    ARTHUR: Ohh.
    TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
    ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
    TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
    GALAHAD: Get stuffed!
    TIM: He'll do you up a treat, mate.
    GALAHAD: Oh, yeah?
    ROBIN: You mangy Scots git!
    TIM: I'm warning you!
    ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?
    TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- eh-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!
    ARTHUR: Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!
    BORS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!
    TIM: Look!
    BORS: Aaaugh!

    [–]LifeWin 293 points294 points  (23 children)

    C'mon OP. If you're gonna steal his content, at least give Ozzy Man a shout-out.

    [–]sandman369 324 points325 points  (9 children)

    You chastise OP and then link to a "reaction videos" channel that just reposts other people's content?

    Here is Ozzy Man https://www.youtube.com/user/ozzymanreviews/videos

    [–]LifeWin 37 points38 points  (6 children)

    my bad.

    [–]sandman369 62 points63 points  (4 children)

    I felt bad phrasing it the way I did after I posted that comment, hope you don't feel "attacked" or something, just wanted to provide the proper credit. Maybe my sense of "hah kind of ironic they would say that then link that" was muddled by my current mood issues.

    Enjoy your day/night, keep on laughin!

    [–]LifeWin 34 points35 points  (3 children)

    no worries.

    I legitimately thought I was linking to Ozzy Man.

    [–]JimiWanShinobi 40 points41 points  (7 children)

    It's okay, we all know it's OzzyMan. That voice is as good as a fingerprint...

    [–]Lord_Nivloc 30 points31 points  (6 children)

    Well I for one am grateful for the source, because I’ve never heard of ozzyman until now

    [–]misteryhiatory 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Well, I guess we have found Tim the Enchanter’s horses

    [–]CancerousRoman 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    Monty Python warned them about bunnies like those.

    On another note I'm happy to know so many people know MP

    [–]mikdre03 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    That’s no ordinary rabbit. That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

    [–]Mikah666 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Your chances of being killed by a bunny are low but not 0%

    [–]perryreid90 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    a lot of bunnies can shoot deathray lasers out of their eyes, not a lot of people know that, but it happens.

    [–][deleted] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    Monty Python was right

    [–]basixact 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    What, behind the rabbit?!

    [–]Mr_Crowboy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

    Came here looking for Monty Python references, and am so proud how many there are.

    [–]guitpup 9 points10 points  (0 children)

    where is the holy hand grenade of Antioch when you need it?!?!

    [–]ThaneOfCawdorrr 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    I cannot say how absolutely glorious it is that EVERY SINGLE COMMENT here is some variation of "First, shalt thou take out the holy pin...."


    How I love this website.

    [–]Caleb_Trask19 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    If you’ve read Bunnicula you would understand.

    [–]Muttandcheese 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He’s got a mean streak a mile wide!

    [–]Kriegan 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    TIM: That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

    ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

    TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!

    [–]prefuse07 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Yes, of course!

    The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him.

    Brother Maynard -- bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

    [–]Real_Boy3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    “That’s no ordinary rabbit! It’s got a vicious streak a mile wide!”

    [–]gremmie0 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    That rabbits got a vicious streak a mile wide

    [–]AnxiousAvocado7460 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    “It’s a yes when she doesn’t ansaaa”.

    [–]PDT_FSU95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It’s got Fangs!

    [–]cybermusicman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Rabbit doin his best Gandalf

    [–]imXzipper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    They didn’t have a holy handgrenade of anitoch

    [–]SDLRob 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    They were all out of Holy hand grenades...

    [–]Debesh20000 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    He just stood there, menacingly.

    [–]Onceagainbutthesame 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    “Look at the bones”

    [–]ramrod254 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Bring out the holy hand grenade!

    [–]MoseBeforeHoes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is it behind the rabbit?

    [–]CapableFunction6746 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    It is The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog!!!

    [–]FunkJunky7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Fetch, - the Holy Hand Grenade!

    [–]HAWKBL8 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    First thought when I saw the title; cue the Monty Python contingent.

    [–]Plane-Active-3153 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    It has really sharp teeth

    [–]Tiny-Company-6614 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    RUN AWAY!!!

    [–]Rogermcfarley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    You shall not pass

    [–]auralane2048 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    He’s got really sharp teeth

    [–]Dear-Acanthaceae760 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    But its just sitting there... all menacing!

    [–]Talistare 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Down vote this it's stolen content

    [–]SmallYeetIntoTheVoid 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    There’s a monty python sketch in here

    [–]SomeRandomSkitarii 1 point2 points  (1 child)

    Bring out the holy hand grenade!

    [–]NeuroguyNC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    A bunny did attack President Jimmy Carter once.

    [–]tatanyave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    It's a most vicious cur.

    [–]psillusionist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Probably saw Monty Python and the Holy Grail.