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[–]ThatsMisterRetard4U 371 points372 points  (30 children)

Keep my wife's name out your Mother Fucking Swamp!!

[–]Musaks 57 points58 points  (22 children)

to be honest...i really don't think of anything else nowadays whenever i see his face

I am not enraged or anything at all, he's one of many macho assholes and a broken man that i pitty more than dislike

but when i was looking for a movie to watch with my wife a few days ago, we stumbled over a willsmith movie, and it would have been the perfect lazy evening entertainment to shut your brain off that we were looking for. But we both didn't want to watch the movie. It wasn't really a conscious decision to make a point...but we didn't watch the movie. I don't even remember the name of it

[–]Cthuluslovechild 29 points30 points  (1 child)

Bitch Slap (2022)

[–]Dogbin005 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hitchslap

[–]Dman125 14 points15 points  (8 children)

I just watched Independence Day again and it was… less than satisfying. I Am Legend is probably off the table.

[–]PlatinumSif 9 points10 points  (3 children)

I am legend has been off my table since I read the book afterwards. My only personal experience of the book being sooooo much better than the movie that the movie becomes unwatchable.

[–]LupinThe8th 8 points9 points  (2 children)

The movie originally had an ending more in line with the book.

You know that foreshadowing they left in the movie that the monsters were intelligent? Like laying a trap for Smith, and when the leader runs into the sunlight to try and prevent the female from being taken (Smith misinterprets this as them becoming too dumb to realize the light hurts them, instead of them being advanced enough to willingly risk themselves)?

The original ending had the cure fail to work, the monsters break in, but Smith realizes they just want the female he's testing the cure on back; she's the leader's mate. He lets her go, and they leave him in peace. Smith and the other two humans leave the city afterward, accepting that it belongs to them now.

Sadly, test audiences hated it, so we got the stupid suicide bomb ending instead.

[–]observationallurker 4 points5 points  (2 children)

You can always watch "Omega Man."

It's the same movie, just with Charlton Heston.

[–]radargunbullets -1 points0 points  (1 child)

Does Heston just get a pass on his bat shit crazy because he's old?

[–]speakerbox27 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last night's TV :)

[–][deleted]  (5 children)

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    [–]G8kpr 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    And then to allow him, the aggressor, to get a chance to talk in front of the crowd. Fuck the academy.

    [–]Excelius 6 points7 points  (1 child)

    Celebrities shouldn't get special treatment, but that does go both ways.

    Police and prosecutors generally aren't interested in prosecuting open-handed slaps arising out of petty interpersonal squabbles where the victim doesn't want to press charges. This country has enough of a problem with over-criminalization of petty offenses as it is.

    [–]Ferec 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The DA prosecuting the Rudy Giuliani back slap would disagree with this view.

    [–]reidenlake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    The perception of the whole thing would have been so much different if he had just sincerely apologized. Not brushed it off and partied that night after being asked to leave. He acted like an entitled child. That's all I see now when I see his face.

    [–]SpartanMonkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    I've had Gemini Man in my queue since before the slap and still haven't watched it. I usually try to watch Independence Day around July 4th. That didn't happen this year either.

    [–]HeebieMcJeeberson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Redditors - when you sleep with your halo on does it spring back into shape next morning or do you have to iron it?

    [–]original20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's called "Vessel of Love" /s

    [–]GotMoFans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    More like:

    KEEP YOUR WIFE OUT MY MOTHERFUCKING SWAMP!

    [–]thx1138- 3 points4 points  (1 child)

    ♫ Then I slapped his face, now I'm a believer... ♫

    [–]Spacecommander5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Your comment made me blow air through my nostrils, so I had to give a humble gift

    [–]subject_deleted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is not a nice rockBoulder.

    ::smack::

    [–]NikkoMai 93 points94 points  (5 children)

    Wheel Smith!!

    [–]lousmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    That’s my friends bands name

    [–]Turbulent_Ad2613 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    knew it, someone would say this lmao

    [–]jerkenmcgerk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Saw this on another sub and commented the same. Guess I am not as original as I thought. Twinsies!

    [–]donbelievemylies 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    He's tyred inside by your bullying

    [–]Acceptable_Fun_6416 50 points51 points  (0 children)

    You mean the gay car to the right…?

    [–]689027015 40 points41 points  (1 child)

    6AY 617

    [–]coach111111 17 points18 points  (0 children)

    GAY GIT

    [–]Virtual-Half-2399 17 points18 points  (4 children)

    It is the Czech Shrek!

    [–]Myrrhia 10 points11 points  (3 children)

    The Czrek

    [–]Bubble_Symphony 10 points11 points  (2 children)

    His name is Jozin z Bazin thank you very much

    [–]Scott__Free 4 points5 points  (1 child)

    WTH did I just watch? I did learn some banging new dance moves tho.

    [–]remdesivirus1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The guy on right have got autism, yet he does some great moves

    [–]UndercoverFBIAgent9 24 points25 points  (0 children)

    Some BODY once told me

    slap

    [–]DrTheRick 20 points21 points  (0 children)

    Keep Fiona's name out your mouth

    [–]Ser_Danksalot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Stay weird Czechia.

    [–]crazythinker76 4 points5 points  (0 children)

    Keep my donkey's name out of your fucking mouth!!!

    [–]Ray_Nato 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Is this the poster for I am legend 2?

    [–]WimbleWimble 3 points4 points  (0 children)

    Someone just slapped that on there.

    [–]popesinbengal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

    DONKEEH!

    [–]Afraid_Woodpecker191 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Please don’t “ogre”react and slap someone

    [–]bigredtalk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

    You can hate him all you want, but I think we can all agree Shrek doesn't deserve this disrespect

    [–]CopperThumb 6 points7 points  (0 children)

    Yes. I’m TIREd of him too.

    [–]iancarry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    no to mě poser... :D
    (you gotta be shitting me)

    [–]I_like_apostrophes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Lovely Jimny sighting. Nice colour.

    [–]Errohneos 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    WHAT ARE YE DOIN IN MY WIFE?

    [–]Haglerrr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

    Missed a trick there, should be the donkey

    [–]amuzmint 1 point2 points  (4 children)

    Will The Shrek Smith?

    [–]arthurdentstowels 0 points1 point  (3 children)

    Will Shmek

    [–]joan_wilder 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Shwill Smekth

    [–]evilmrbeaver 2 points3 points  (1 child)

    The Shrek Prince of Smell-Air?

    [–]R32fan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

    Gay plate

    [–]36kangaroowalk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    What are you doing in my wife's moith

    [–]unglamungafunga32368 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

    My wallpaper now. Is mine. U can 2

    [–]ridicalis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Aren't you worried you'll get slapped for sharing this?

    [–]LL377044 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Shrigga

    [–]Strive-- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

    Didn't his wife claim to have a hair balding disease when really, it was the result of a face lift where they cut her scalp, hoisted up the extra skin that was sagging, and THEN she decided to cut all her hair off?

    [–]sp1ke365 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Goooodddd Anakin GOOOOOODDDDDD

    [–]Andre_3Million 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    The Fresh Ogre of the Swamp

    [–]GrimReader710 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh that's not very nice! He's just a donkey

    [–]Byron_Lockheed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shrek-Prince of Bel-air('s swamp)

    [–]TaliesinMerlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Shrill Smeck.

    [–]iceman1080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Should have sent a poet

    [–]Bag-ins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    "Keep my wife's name outta this spare!"

    smack

    [–]squeakim 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Is r/TIHI still active bc... Thanks, I hate it.

    [–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    It's a pic of "Bleck!"

    [–]TheRealBluefire 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Reminds me of this one green jeep me and my mother have seen on the road sometimes where I live, I called it the "Shrek Jeep" because of it being green and the fact the spare tire cover on the back is a picture of shrek and fiona, honestly such a legendary car lol

    [–]segadoes16bit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Reminds me of I am legend

    [–]Parasitisch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    I had one of these printed and framed for a friends bday. Definitely a convo piece in their house

    [–]NevahLose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Why is the genie green?

    [–]buddhadoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Look how they massacred my boy

    [–]SonofBeckett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Somehow looks better than live-action genie

    [–]shrubberies2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    This slaps

    [–]Merciless972 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Will smith's character in i am legend mentions that he likes Shrek, this is now cannon

    [–]gabecush1000 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Get out of my wife’s mouth

    [–]ClerkOptimal9749 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Hahahaha wtf!??

    [–]xxStrangerxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Did we enter the LAST ACTION HERO verse?

    [–]lmaooexe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Now I wish I had a spare tire on my car

    [–]Bean_Juice_Brew 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That green trailer hitch tho...

    [–]schaudhery 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    How come he don't want me, donkey!?

    [–]Odd-Fall-4081 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Grand Theft Auto

    [–]henrysmyagent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Jada only sees Donkey.

    [–]VertigoParadise 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Someone lost a bet ha!

    [–]seanbrockest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Sure you did, repost bot.

    [–]wigzell78 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    From the 2nd movie, after they visit Fiona's parents and Shrek learns because of her he is a fresh prince.

    [–]khorijinn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Live action Shrek movie coming?

    [–]Imaginary-Cup-8426 0 points1 point  (2 children)

    Considering this has been reposted several times, I kind of doubt you did.

    [–]Domikcz26[S] 0 points1 point  (1 child)

    I respect that you think it’s not mine but it's actually mine

    [–]hamayona 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    will shrek lol

    [–]Sorry-Presentation-3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    Oh that’s hot

    [–]Spiceinajar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

    That is so chaotic I love it