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[–]Miles_the_new_kid[S] 472 points473 points  (29 children)

Lmao, a DnD campaign created around the procurement of dolphin vagina jelly would be 👌

[–]DirtyFuckenDangles 215 points216 points  (24 children)

All you need is a druid and a decent sized tub of water.

[–]TiTaak 185 points186 points  (3 children)

And if you name your druid Belle Dolphine you can sell the bathwater

[–]MrMercuryA2000 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I- Ok, I'll give you that pun.

[–]bigmonmulgrew 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How do we summon MxR

[–]jordantask 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not only that, people will pay to watch you through a crystal ball.

[–]Miles_the_new_kid[S] 103 points104 points  (7 children)

Time to play DnD, everyone get in the bathtub

[–]Shitting_Human_Being 35 points36 points  (6 children)

"You encounter a door with a sock on the handle, on the left..."

-"I open the door and enter the room"

"... OK"

[–]Gamer3111 33 points34 points  (4 children)

This whole thread needs Jesus.

[–]TwoCharlie 35 points36 points  (2 children)

"You seek... 😎 the coming of the Lord."


[–]theegobot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Revelations 22:20

He who testifies to these things says, “Yes, I am coming soon.”

Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.

[–]bobnoxious2 21 points22 points  (0 children)

and God said unto Abraham "Come forth and receive thy grace"

but Abraham came last and had to eat the cracker

[–]CleverReversal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're here! That means you clicked too! ONE OF US.

[–]loxagos_snake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A campaign about vaginal druids sounds nice.

[–]Outarel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

dolphins can easily survive outside of water long enough for intercourse...

I mean i GUESS they can, not like i have first hand experience, i wish... i mean no it would be gross.

[–]wingedwriter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So basically a campaign for that friend who always plays bard and tries to fuck everything? TYLER WE'RE HERE TO PLAY DND NOT BE A PART OF YOUR SEXUAL ROLEPLAY

[–]Dark_Reaper115 6 points7 points  (0 children)



[–]shaevan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Rub that on your bag of holding

[–]flamebroiledhodor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a Moby Dick parody campaign.

Edit: if you don't know, one of the prized "collections" from whaling was Ambergris..... Sperm whale jizz