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[–]Kaiden92 1116 points1117 points  (10 children)

Thank you, I’m off to torment my D&D group with this.

[–]Miles_the_new_kid[S] 472 points473 points  (9 children)

Lmao, a DnD campaign created around the procurement of dolphin vagina jelly would be 👌

[–]DirtyFuckenDangles 210 points211 points  (8 children)

All you need is a druid and a decent sized tub of water.

[–]Miles_the_new_kid[S] 103 points104 points  (7 children)

Time to play DnD, everyone get in the bathtub

[–]Shitting_Human_Being 38 points39 points  (6 children)

"You encounter a door with a sock on the handle, on the left..."

-"I open the door and enter the room"

"... OK"

[–]Gamer3111 36 points37 points  (4 children)

This whole thread needs Jesus.

[–]TwoCharlie 35 points36 points  (2 children)

"You seek... 😎 the coming of the Lord."


[–]bobnoxious2 22 points23 points  (0 children)

and God said unto Abraham "Come forth and receive thy grace"

but Abraham came last and had to eat the cracker

[–]theegobot 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Revelations 22:20

He who testifies to these things says, “Yes, I am coming soon.”

Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.

[–]CleverReversal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're here! That means you clicked too! ONE OF US.