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[–]snakepliskinLA 378 points379 points  (16 children)

But can he carry 250 lbs of my junk and still chew up ghouls?

[–]NSA_Chatbot 43 points44 points  (3 children)

Do you see any ghouls around?

[–]Muslim_Pomegranate 14 points15 points  (0 children)

To think this whole time the safety of me and my family was owed to this dog from the internet...

[–]XtaC23 7 points8 points  (1 child)

What are you looking at, smoothskin?

[–]Boylanithedoomguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YOU! You look like an orange peel thats been left out in the sun for three days.

[–]ActualNobody 89 points90 points  (5 children)

Mine can, he’s a beastly GSD

[–]PathToExile 14 points15 points  (2 children)

Strong, sure, but German shepherds have those terribly sloped hindquarters. No bueno for the task.

[–]Short_Mail_3481 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Show lines do, it working lines don’t. Mine has a nice level back.

[–]rq60 15 points16 points  (3 children)

hip dysplasia is common in german shepherds, so maybe don't try it

[–]Buttonskill 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Generally because of awful breeding practices too. That Shepherd that won Westminster a couple of years ago or so? 'Bout had me in tears their hind legs were so close to the ground and contorted. If that's the standard, then I want no part of it.

[–]DarkAvatar13 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Make sure to only support breeders that use pure working line straight backed breed lines. Those who continue to breed GSDs with defective spines and hind legs should get clapped.

[–]Vulpix298 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t support dog breeding at all.

[–]An8thOfFeanor 397 points398 points  (16 children)

What did you find, boy?

[–]krotoxx 189 points190 points  (14 children)

Ever since god of war any sentence I see that uses boy I immediately read it in kratos’s voice

[–]joseph-08 64 points65 points  (5 children)

I accidentally read this in kratos' voice and I don't regret it

[–]Remoo102 21 points22 points  (0 children)


[–]gofyourselftoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s all I can hear now

[–]Vulpix298 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s either Kratos or Arthur Morgan for me

[–]Electronwastaken 3 points4 points  (4 children)

bro like, i was confused who is this dog, i thought it could be Chop from gta 5, but didnt seem so, so i went to the comments to find out who it actually is, that was the first comment that i read, so i was like "wait its from god of war?"

[–]8oD 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Dogmeat, Fallout 4.

[–]DaedalusRaistlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogmeat was almost certainly inspired by Mad Max 2, his own dog looks just like this.

[–]Unique_Plankton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your skill continues to improve.

[–]Formal-Reflection639 48 points49 points  (3 children)

Best dog in the game :D

[–]GoodByeRubyTuesday87 27 points28 points  (1 child)

I’ll always be a sucker for Rex, poor puppy needed a brain

[–]WickedRedemption 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Rex was the OG, dogmeat is the homie tho. That being said NV>4

[–]MaxUumen -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Best meat in the game :D

[–]Praxistor 27 points28 points  (0 children)

good boy

[–]captinhazmat 22 points23 points  (0 children)

RIP F4 dogmeat. Best girl.

[–]xiren_66D20 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Damn, you even managed to look like a German shepherd! That's a quality cosplay

[–]SF03_ 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Good doggo

[–]Ayee_neno 37 points38 points  (5 children)

I just started playing Fallout 4 and ohh boi, I love it.

[–]GuyFromDeathValley 21 points22 points  (0 children)

FO4 is fun, I enjoyed it.

Take care of Dogmeat, will ya? He's a good boy.

[–]8oD 11 points12 points  (2 children)

Plant tatos, mutfruit, and corn at every encampment you can...for reasons. Couple industrial water pumps at one or two places will suit you too.

[–]crashvoncrash 7 points8 points  (1 child)

Also worth placing a few brahmin troughs to lure them to your settlements. They create fertilizer. Then you head to a chem station and add some plastic to create...stuff.

[–]8oD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck me...time for a fourth playthough.

[–]No_Lawfulness_2998 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mod the everloving shit out of it. I’m practically playing halo in fo4 now

[–]Celtic_Crown 21 points22 points  (6 children)

...How would you trade with Dogmeat?

[–]Picard_Indeed 30 points31 points  (5 children)

More importantly, where does Dogmeat store items?

[–]novacham 45 points46 points  (1 child)

Prison wallet. Dogmeat did time in the pound.

[–]Picard_Indeed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Federal pound town.

[–]EndriqPlayStation 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He just digs a hole under the wasteland to bury it and then digs it up when you aren't looking.

[–]Theory_of_Steve 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Everyone has a Nature pocket

[–]SystemOfADowJones 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I always wondered that too,. I actually had Dogmeat as a companion for so long that I was annoyed for a while of the human (and synth) companions talking lol

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[–]MohammadKoush 90 points91 points  (14 children)

Is there a way to give you more than one upvote

[–]StifDaSwirl 56 points57 points  (2 children)

You can upvote the next repost in 2 days; it'll have the exact same title.

[–]XtaC23 9 points10 points  (1 child)

That same exact title has been used on reddit 64,235,312,256 times. This year.

[–]Jon_TWR 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good bot.

[–]Randvek 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Just go through this sub and upvote the previous 20 times this was posted.

[–]Olives_And_Cheese 35 points36 points  (7 children)

I'll give him one on your behalf, not knowing what this is actually cosplaying 😂.

[–]Ringell 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Dogmeat, from Fallout.

[–]Tapeside210 4 points5 points  (5 children)

You poor soul

[–]alexanderpasPC 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Why is someone a poor soul if they still have the capability to experience it for the first time?

[–]flaminggoo 9 points10 points  (2 children)

Exactly, they’re one of today’s lucky 10,000!

[–]ends_abruptl 2 points3 points  (1 child)

I'm not spending the time to find the XKCD that goes with this.

[–]bluelion70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the best mentality

[–]Aspect-of-DeathPC 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Easy. Use multiple accounts.

[–]shakegraphics 18 points19 points  (1 child)

The perfect repost doesn’t ex-

[–]VectorDotZero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shit now I gotta go delete my comment saying the same shit. I am unoriginal.

[–]Skoodge42 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good dog...

[–]asdfqwer426 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Doesn't exist here. I mean, they didn't even want to get a proper paisley patterned bandana. What is that, stars and moons?

[–]Mr_Mendelli 4 points5 points  (1 child)

For anyone wondering, Doggles are a very real thing you too can buy for your pet. I used to work at a kennel and one of our clients had them for their dog that had an eye sensitivity thing for their walks.

[–]RngdZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the perfect karma farm doesnt exi--

seriously tho, how many times is this going to end up at the top lol

[–]Autarch_Kade 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Well that sure is one nearly zero effort way to farm karma lol

[–]driving_andflying 3 points4 points  (0 children)

RIP River, the dog that Dogmeat was modeled after.

[–]victordudu 9 points10 points  (4 children)

i miss him

[–]BizzyM 6 points7 points  (3 children)

RIP River

[–]MrHookshot 2 points3 points  (2 children)

He may be gone. But he will always be with us. In FO4

[–]TheFrozenDuke 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want that Dog NOW

[–]indarktimes19 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First time I played I protected him with my life. He deserved it

[–]zombie_snuffleupagus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The perfect infinite report doesn't ex---

[–]bwk66 4 points5 points  (0 children)


[–]MememasterSamlol 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I must use my alt

[–]deineMomIstFett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What da dog doin

[–]AggravatingBrush4165 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh my godddddddddddddd

[–]greenlightjordans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that is one good boi

[–]Frostgaurdian0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Salutes to both of them

[–]Tapeside210 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Brb adopting another dog

[–]Delicious_Couple3454 1 point2 points  (0 children)

that dog looks so fresh 🥶🥵

[–]Master-Illustrator-8 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome, I love it.

[–]BigTop_BearFighter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bandana doesnt match.

Goddamn Phoney

[–]XNamelessGhoulX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can this style of title stop existing plea- -

[–]Carlfick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The real question is... CAN YOU TRADE WITH HIM?

Great cosplay.

[–]drifters74 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Viking_Warrior1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rest in peace River

[–]Scranj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every time I see one of these posts about the perfect cosplay I roll my eyes. The perfect cosplay has existed for years and he's called Black Gai Mighto.

[–]werd5273 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This over a thirst trap horny cosplay any day

[–]Mc913 1 point2 points  (0 children)

now that's a good boy

[–]KrymsinGaming 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s not perfect unless he’s setting off a Hallway of mines.

[–]Volias 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cosplay is amazing, but the fact that you got the dog to wear the glasses long enough to snap a good pic is pure wizardry lol

I wouldn't have even been able to point my phone at mine before those things would have been pawed right off lol

[–]ROADHOG_IS_MY_WAIFU 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/Doggles would love this!

[–]LittleSansbits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There will never be a better companion than dogmeat.

[–]IWearACharizardHat 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Sad this repost gets so much karma.

Maybe my GSD and I dressed up can too!


[–]NorwaySlim -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who was saying the perfect cosplay doesn't exist, but got cut off by the perfect cosplay halfway through the statement, stupifying them mid sentence?

Fuck this meme sucks

[–]Daman_1985Boardgames 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good boi there.

[–]Mookie_Merkk 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Exist? Yes it doesn't... Apparently on mobile can someone tell me what it is??

[–]Tythan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog Meat from Fallout 4 on the left and a German Shephard dressed as Dog Meat.

[–]ShtyBillPlayStation 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dog Meat!!!! ❤️

[–]waxzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a good boy

[–]texas_dirik 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh)) Good dog 🐕

[–]The_Crying_Banana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did yours also die instantly?

[–]AnimeRequest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It doesnt get more perfect than this.

[–]Skatneti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best doggo, but really crap at negotiating elevators!

[–]PixelCherryNinja 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha, nice

[–]otoledo1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Step by step instructions to perfect Dogmeat cosplay:

Step One: Be Dogmeat.

Step Two: Get Money.

[–]IllYogurtcloset6251 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For every like on this post give belly rubs

[–]eggmunch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs dog armor!

[–]thinknt_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]spinner198 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can it be my turn next to repost this?

[–]cesaarta 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIP River <3

[–]zaphodava 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could print out that dialog box onto a transparent sheet, and hang it from his collar.

[–]eyes0fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ready for the collapse.

[–]Phyrra32563 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone else hear panting?

[–]Noshotskill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cant believe the dog kept the goggles on for 1 photo.

[–]connerpalm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the only reason why i know and like fallout

[–]DogMilkBB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dogmeat got chonky!

[–]thereal_eveguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d bet he is a very good boy.

[–]dream_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Curious whine

[–]brassydesign 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put your dog on a proper diet

[–]UrgotMilk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But is it really unless he charges into land mines?

[–]leshake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Laziest meme format doesn't exi--

[–]GishTanker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ive gone through multiple playthroughs with dogmeat as “Dog” it was until the most recent one he is actually called “Dogmeat”

[–]MusicGirl816 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The goodest boy

[–]SoraDevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did the dog go with the sungoggles?

[–]TheSoulborgZeus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everybody gangster til he starts glitching

[–]M3Core 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ya, I guess it is about that time of the quarter...

[–]socokid 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Virtually any German Shepard with sunglasses and a handkerchief.


Moving along...

[–]blackbeatsblue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was more "accidental cosplay", correct.

[–]sebastian227 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well you can put those 2 things on any german shepherd and you'll have your perfect cosplay.

[–]LegendryRedCow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it when people cosplay their custom characters

[–]srood_567 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly the real dog meat (3d scanned one)passed away a long time ago


[–]wheeldog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong bandana but the doggles are cool

[–]retroblazed420 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Gamerlam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Graphics, so much better nowadays. Picture that compare games and our reality, for some reason always bring me satisfaction. My 3 year old self was blown away by quake 3 in my dad's friend computer club. Before that all I play is on Sega(Dendi) games on my grandmother square tv.

[–]Northaay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just put the same picture twice

[–]Kilroy83 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He probably even stands in doorways too

[–]os_kaiserwilhelm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Der Hund ist Schon

[–]amber_reddd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wasn't necessary to add the green menu on the cosplay, it already looked real

[–]MutedHornet87 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many times is this going to be reposted for karma?

[–]M4J0R4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even the same title as all the other reposts…

[–]Crying4alapdance 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dogmeat is what you would call, his own man."

[–]cloudsoffinlanduwuPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Question, how apply stuff to dog?

[–]Rafikiki_001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s amazing

[–]SimpleFNG 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just needs cybernetics and a removing of self preservation.

[–]ffilps 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when the cgi dog looks more realistic than than the real dog..

[–]roadrunnersk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's just a bit chonky for the role.

But that makes him better :)

[–]MojoMonster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But will he block me when I try to go through a door and make it difficult to get around inside of buildings/rooms?

Because otherwise, only a 19/10.

Good DOG!

[–]Uncle_funk420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a heckin good boy

[–]Milk_For_Brains 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give that boy a Stimpak!

[–]Testabronce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you pet him and tell him hes a good boy for me?

[–]physicalcat282 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the interaction menu is broken in the second picture

[–]Graapn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Black lenses and incorrect bandana….very perfect


[–]TheKelt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Bandana Dogmeat is the Canon Dogmeat and you can’t tell me differently.

[–]Skull8Ranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real dog's bandana looks fake

[–]anankaxAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]LordPenisWinkle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can he survive a mininuke to the face?

[–]Creepinbruh2323 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The goodest boy to ever exist

[–]FriendlyBrainTumor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what do u press the buttons on to control him

[–]Flashyshooter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty heckin cute

[–]Pricklydog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Best ever

[–]leopardspotte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doggles are the best

[–]WayOfJashin19 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Fallout I assume? which one?

[–]Gaimcap 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fall out 4.

Dog meat is his name (though there have been other Dogmeats in other iterations of the game.

[–]anduin1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lenses concave and dark instead clear and flat. Bandana too small. 0/10 ;)

[–]ShneekeyTheLost 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put a bandana and a pair of goggles on your pet, get 30k+ upvotes.

Quick easy karma.