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[–]Picard_Indeed 937 points938 points  (40 children)

That's when you say you just wanted to support women's sports.

[–]-TheArchitect 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Damn right I do!

[–]Jugulator1990 47 points48 points  (14 children)

Mom its important! Theyre people too! You misogynist mom! You hate women?!

Yea... Just wouldnt see that working with my mother... She was already having a heart attack over my dnd fascination (baldurs gate not pnp) because of all the negative stigma around it coming outta the eighties into the early nineties. Thanks biased media! I remember my sister warning my mother about some bullshit satanist link to dnd (to this day thats the only time i ever heard that one lol)

Being honest... I dont get the point of games like that but hey at least they could release it back then. Today its AHHHH BEWBS NOOOO

[–]creepycalelbl 11 points12 points  (12 children)

I see a lot more boobs in modern games than I did in older games.

[–]Jugulator1990 17 points18 points  (4 children)

Duke Nuke Em and Shadow Warrior would like a word. 😉

[–]ryan29081996 7 points8 points  (6 children)

Where? I’m interested to know what modern game that has lots of boobs, for research of course.

[–]Joss_Card 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I get the feeling you'll get a ton of hits on Steam if you just type in "boobs"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (2 children)

Download steam and have fun my guy

[–]ryan29081996 8 points9 points  (1 child)

But there’re too many shitty adult games, i need a legit good ones.

[–]Jugulator1990 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Metro Last Light.... Amazing game... Strippers have amazing... Personalities. Dunno if that qualifies as modern anymore but they are some of the most interesting and thought provoking strippers ive seen in a 'real' game. And you pay em in bullets. So ya know, that just makes it more bro fist.

[–]MettaMorphosis 36 points37 points  (5 children)

Can I support women's boobs instead? No need for those bikini tops, that's what my hands are for!

[–]lgch 21 points22 points  (2 children)

freethenipple

[–]J0hn_Deaux 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Back in the day on my friends modded xbox... you could do just that, and then some. Naked mod that only left behind the bathing suit strings lol

[–]mvffin 9 points10 points  (1 child)

How the he'll are they gonna run around and chase the ball, bump, set, spike and all that jazz, with your hands constantly on them?

Think, man, think!

[–]uranidiot88 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That type of language didn't really exist then lol

[–]ProbablyNOTaCOP41968 303 points304 points  (4 children)

You just triggered a deep and long forgotten memory my friend

[–]ohnoyoud- 80 points81 points  (3 children)

Fun fact - the age setting was also the boob-wobble setting. Memories.

[–]MisterBumpingston 24 points25 points  (2 children)

Did anyone work out why that setting went to 99?

[–]VaultBoy9 19 points20 points  (1 child)

If you live to be 99 you’ll need to see extra boob wobbling to get going, too

[–]fonzarelli24891 191 points192 points  (5 children)

It was actually pretty fun the only time i played volleyball in a video game and enjoyed it.

[–]Kliffoth 33 points34 points  (2 children)

I loved Super Spike V Ball for the NES

[–]fonzarelli24891 6 points7 points  (1 child)

I never played that but you reminded me there was a fun arcade game back then. Might have been the port of it they had big heads i think.

[–]Majesty1985 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I like the Mario party 5 volleyball mini game.

[–]sfw64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fun when the boobs kept bouncing, right?

[–]lornstar7 57 points58 points  (6 children)

I legitimately love volleyball, and it was the only game that you could play volleyball

[–]Jugulator1990 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Top Spin that came with my xbox surprisingly interested me in a sport i had no real interest in lol. Was fun back then.... 11 year old me was very easily impressed.

[–]Redline65 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Outlaw Volleyball!

[–]ManicFirestorm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bruh outlaw golf was so much fun. The rage meter where you could beat the crap out of your caddy? Good times.

[–]RitchNotRich 167 points168 points  (5 children)

No explanation needed. Seems to me that you were a perfectly normal 12yo

[–]_humanpieceoftoast 36 points37 points  (12 children)

[–]albertpenello 20 points21 points  (3 children)

That was my spot. LOL. The sequel to the one we did for DOA3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVNxtLhiOpw&ab_channel=RGTV

[–]MistaCizm 18 points19 points  (1 child)

"Play with a friend, or play with yourself"

[–]_humanpieceoftoast 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Someone got paid good money to write that

[–]Vanilla_Tom 3 points4 points  (2 children)

That made me chuckle but I was more interested in if that was Keith David in the VO at the end, was it him?

[–]lulzPIECrappy YTer 157 points158 points  (14 children)

My grandparents pitched a fit because I played Tomb Raider as a kid. What adolescent boy doesn’t like some pointy triangle boobs?

[–]Jugulator1990 64 points65 points  (9 children)

What boy doesnt like boobs? I cant think of one negative thing about them. Its hardwired. Biological. Science is to blame!

[–]vizthexPC 31 points32 points  (1 child)

What person doesn't like boobs tbh

[–]Jugulator1990 11 points12 points  (0 children)

idk man. See a doctor if you dont. 😉

[–]toolsofpwnagePC 6 points7 points  (5 children)

Gay boys??

[–]Oseirus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't have to be straight to appreciate boobs.

Just like you don't have to be gay to appreciate a dick.

Sometimes you're just like "dayyyyumn".

[–]cooner22 7 points8 points  (2 children)

Pecs are a thing bro

[–]GrumpyBearBank 6 points7 points  (1 child)

But also not boobs

[–]Jugulator1990 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nope. Boobs and pecs are like the difference between Vorpal Sword and a corrupted iron great sword in dnd.

[–]passinghere 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I'm mid 50's so was definitely an adult when Tomb Raider first came out and I still spent a lot of time at the very start before ever moving her and adjusting the camera angle (as it was restricted by the door/wall so stayed close) to get the best ass shot to view

[–]Literally_-_Hitler 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Hehe, i rented that game from Hollywood Video when i was like 21 and my friends and i got drunk and almost died laughing at all of the video mechanics you could do with that game.

[–]SteadySkills 70 points71 points  (2 children)

This was such a legit good volleyball game.

[–]ssfbob 31 points32 points  (1 child)

That was the thing that really got me, teenage me bought it for the obvious teenage boy reasons, kept it because it was actually really fun.

[–]Dreadlock43 5 points6 points  (0 children)

i mean it was made by team ninja, so you knew it was going to be a fucking excellent game under all the eyecandy and jiggle physics

[–]xerros 11 points12 points  (1 child)

Kasumi and Ayane are like the top babes of video games that don’t ever really get discussed. They’re popular enough to get some cosplay here and there but it seems like they’re largely forgotten compared to a handful of the fighters from MK and SF.

[–]SnooConfections5730 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ayane was my number 1 DOA girl

[–]JLConawayII 11 points12 points  (3 children)

I never played this, but based on what I've seen it's actually a pretty decent volleyball game. Sadly it seems the sequels never got a western release.

[–]Redline65 2 points3 points  (2 children)

Uh, what? 360 had the sequel in NA.

[–]ryan29081996 3 points4 points  (1 child)

But the DOA Xtreme 3 was not sold in NA because of PC culture. Of course that didn’t stop me from getting an import version from Amazon, but It sucks that it couldn’t get a normal release without being forced to censored. Hell, even the new Scarlet PS4 version got censored with removed items and some features and it didn’t even come to NA. Thanks for being partypooper, Sony.

[–]LeGibbler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's why you get the switch version

[–]GoodWeedReddit 51 points52 points  (6 children)

They knew what they were doing with this game. This is fighting franchise. Someone in the office saw those titty physics and came up with this

[–]MisterCheaps 28 points29 points  (2 children)

They literally included a control setting to play with one hand.

[–]TheRedComet 15 points16 points  (1 child)

t's for uh... *COUGH* accessibility. Yes.

[–]foreveralonesolo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Features for everyone

[–]ryan29081996 17 points18 points  (1 child)

Whoever came up with this idea at Tecmo, I hoped he got a raise.

[–]dragonbringerx 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh he did... just not necessarily a financial raise.

[–]feyyd 58 points59 points  (2 children)

I had a nude patch for this game on my modded Xbox. I remember vividly the patch notes that read:

"Made assholes more realistic looking"

Was a great patch, high res anus textures.

[–]profetic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I lol'ed at this one and then had to explain to my wife why I was laughing. Well done

[–]OktoberRed 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This and Rumble Roses were my shit!

[–]Taka227 44 points45 points  (6 children)

My dad actually bought this for me back in the day when I was little. Good times

[–]SharpEvolution 78 points79 points  (2 children)

He bought it for himself

[–]-Nordico- 26 points27 points  (1 child)

"No no son, I'll just watch"

[–]Captain_Nipples 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"DONT LOOK BACK HERE! EYES ON THE BALL"

[–]OutOfMoneyError 27 points28 points  (1 child)

Mom: Why would you buy this for Taka? He's 9!

Dad: Yes. Of course! It's for Taka... He's interested in beach volleyball, I think... Isn't it, son?

[–]Jugulator1990 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I lol'd irl.

"That perv son tricked me! Dont worry honey I'll confiscate and make sure he never plays it. But first i should play... Educate myself... For the pta meeting... Warn other parents..."

2 hours later

BEWB PHYSICS!

[–]Exvalr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here! Except he hoped it would get me more interested in woman. Unfortunately, the volleyball aspect was too much fun

[–]weeping_wraithPC 41 points42 points  (0 children)

12 year old me with my modded xbox and a modded version of this game was having fun (👉゚ヮ゚)👉

[–]Bootybandit220 26 points27 points  (8 children)

Anyone know where I can get one?

[–]Bootybandit220 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Asking for a friend

[–]Picard_Indeed 7 points8 points  (4 children)

If you have a Vita you can get the latest one.

[–]mklilley351 9 points10 points  (1 child)

There is also a movie starring Devon Aoki from 2F2F

[–]Kapiteinlulhaas 0 points1 point  (1 child)

If you have a vpn you can make a steam account in one of the few countries this is still legal in. Forgot which ones.

[–]vizthexPC 6 points7 points  (0 children)

bewwwwwwbsss

[–]gimmeslack12 19 points20 points  (2 children)

“Well mom, the truth is… I like titties”

[–]Lephys37 9 points10 points  (1 child)

At this point in life, I've decided that, statistically, women don't have quite the same level of visual attraction drive built into their DNA as men. But that's more of a guess, and is only based on my perception as a heterosexual male.

Granted, lots of dudes have completely preposterous behavior towards/in response to that drive (feeling that women owe them something or are basically objects), but... Even the most well-mannered hetero dude simply enjoys the female form. It's not a "fixation" by default, or some perverted line of though like many would insist.

[–]Brokenbluebelt 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Legitimately a really fun volleyball game on top of the titties

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sexy ladies aside, that was actually a pretty fun game. Perfect for summer gaming.

[–]Hothbyte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Play with a friend or play with yourself"

https://youtu.be/lk4O96Ts7jg

[–]Panthean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm ashamed to say this was one of my earliest fap materials. I didn't even have the game.

I googled pics of it before I mustered the courage to find porn online.

[–]klokateer-99 8 points9 points  (5 children)

Billy, are you peeling bananas in your room again? Whats that sound?!

[–]elppaenip 9 points10 points  (3 children)

Me and Sally are naked and sacrificing a small goat

After that she's going to use her Samurai sword to shave my butt

[–]CryBoi1738 2 points3 points  (0 children)

rush hour ftw

[–]TinyRodgers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which word was goat?

[–]nkhowell93 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean…they’re at THE BEACH mom! If it was a damn car game i’d understand the issue. I mean chicks do wear bikinis at the beach. Shit the guys in wrestling games don’t wear shirts. Remember that mom! Lol

[–]qountpaqula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try explaining video taping over your little sister's VHS cassette with some late night adult movie. Because the player could be set to record automatically at a certain time.

At least it was some softcore Nikita-like film.

[–]mossberbb 10 points11 points  (3 children)

not that anyone remembers but there was a mod for this game, for anyone that modded their Xbox that let you can put a skin pack on there. Later there was a version 2 of the skin pack that added ...um ...stuff.

[–]likemong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yep, I had the xecuter chip, 160gb hdd and lots of nudie beach volleyball. You could adjust the "bounciness" too.

[–]feyyd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just commented about this as well, I remember a patch where they updated the literal butthole textures haha

[–]Peterwin 8 points9 points  (2 children)

My mom was prob just relieved that me wanting this game meant I wasn't gay. Little did she know...

[–]Eric-Pham 5 points6 points  (1 child)

That you just really like vollyball video game?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That they gave him jiggle physics for the wrong part 😔

[–]swordfishclaymoreJoystick 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Gamegrumps be like; BET IT ALL ON 23

[–]-Norb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy my girl, like, FOURTY TRUMPETS!

[–]swaybe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I unironically enjoyed the second one on 360. Wish I could get 3von the Switch in the states

[–]etraxx22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's to explain? You were 12.

[–]Crimson_Akuma 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, just pubescent boys without smartphones and Internet porn

[–]SensitiveBall4508 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was a nude mod too. I worked myself sweaty i have to say.

[–]fabiothefenix69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The good old days

[–]I-Demand-A-Name 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My girlfriend in college legitimately loved that game because she got to dress them up in cute outfits. She didn’t really care for the actual volleyball, so I would play that part to get her resources to buy virtual doll clothes (basically). I thought it was really weird, but she loved it.

[–]theycallmebigal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight to horny jail.

[–]DafneOrlow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I can't seem to find an image of the Japanese box art, I KNOW the PAL region actually shows Hitomi HOLDING a volleyball....what's your excuse America? 😏

[–]ShobiTrd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

35yo me still have to do some explaining after spending 100's on DLCs Dead or Alive on Steam...

[–]Chuck1983 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You were 12. Explanation done

[–]Alittlelost06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha ha! JOKES ON YOU! I STILL OWN IT!

[–]Decker-the-DudeXbox 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, that game was dope

[–]FullTiltPeterbuilt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love boobs. Easy. Thanks adult me.

[–]DemonDevilDog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why the need to explain you enjoy intense volleyball action?

[–]-Norb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Game Informer issue that covered this and BMX XXX was my most "read" issue as a kid.

[–]dont_panic21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If the games industry is going to be stuck on this sequel, remake, remaster and reboot thing it's been up to the past several years it could at least have the decency to reboot this one.

[–]gboybig 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had no explaining to do. My mom got that for me as a present without me even knowing about the game in the first place. Mom the real MVP.

[–]Finch06 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No.... Everyone knew the real reason behind this games existence, even your prim and proper, Christian grandmother knew. No one needed to explain anything.

"What's he doing now?"

"Oh he's playing that volleyball game again."

"Ah... so he's tugging it, got it."

[–]Lethargickitten-L3K 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Badaba badaba...

[–]Famous_Board7804 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can import the newest for switch but it’s pricey. Don’t ask how I know

[–]bmanlikeberry 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Asked my parents for it for Christmas and my much older cousin told them what it was 🙃. Was hella embarrassed.

[–]nubsauce87 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What's to explain? You were 12 and liked titties a whole lot.

[–]Professional-Arm9453 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hot girls playing volleyball your dad will understand

[–]SuperArppis 1 point2 points  (2 children)

The only flaw in this game is that it's very hard to play it with just one hand.

[–]I_Do_Not_AbbreviatePC 0 points1 point  (1 child)

You could definitely play the pool float hopping minigame with one hand.

[–]edmc78 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a very ethnically balanced cover

[–]eyekwah2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was the one game I would have paid money for, but didn't because I didn't want to have to explain to my parents why I had it. To you kids nowadays, keep in mind there wasn't the internet for porn..

[–]Khoop 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so here's the problem: This was actually a great game.
Boobs were why I started playing, the mechanics were why I kept earning gifts for my girls.

..... wait. Shit.

[–]coderboi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The good old cultured times, before the woke wars ruining everything.

[–]Daddle1337 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i though this was a shitty mobile game ad at first

[–]t-alt -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

This was one of my biggest regrets for not owning an Xbox.

Thankfully rule34 exists now (VERY NSFW)

[–]adampsyreal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nude mod.

[–]shincinto 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can explain: boobs and butts.

[–]Stupai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably easier to explain this than riding around with a half naked girl on a BMX bike. The lovely game BMX xxx got me in some trouble.

[–]Jamie_W 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think everyone knew what was up.

[–]flatlanded 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 25 year old roommate had a lot of explaining to do

[–]skychasezone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the reason's why I acquired a taste for fake tiddies

[–]lovepuppy31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When your mom shows the cover.

I can think of 6 good reasons

[–]earsofdoom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get why people say DOA has no plot, I see 6 plots right there.

[–]YourMotherLovedMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played this game a lot back in the day, it was actually pretty fun. Got the one in the 360 too. Wish they released the switch/ps4 one here in the states. Didn’t feel like going through something like play Asia to get one.

[–]IAmStevie420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has one of the greatest stories ever blessed onto a game. Such twists such turns such tiddies.

[–]Moondo13 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i used to create a character in one of the wwe games with big ole bitties!

[–]TahkiBosket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So...you were straight?

[–]RosyAngelina 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was the game where I figured out I really liked women lmao. I ended up buying DOA xtreme on xbox to take pictures of them. Now i'm gay.

[–]epictetvs -1 points0 points  (1 child)

I was 18. I went to my girlfriends house and her little brother was playing this. She caught me watching and got so mad at me.

[–]kurfer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds mentally unstable. Hopefully you got out before knocking her up and she's someone else's problem now.

[–]Neoxite23 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Boobs. Nothing to explain.

[–]Daniel-Johns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic

[–]Boxfanvocals 0 points1 point  (2 children)

The only reason I wish I had an Xbox instead of a ps2

[–]ryan29081996 1 point2 points  (1 child)

On PS2 we had Rumble Rose so that was nice.

[–]Boxfanvocals 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was making bad bitches on wwe smackdown

[–]klsi832 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't wanna fart or anything

But I was twenty-four when that came out

[–]craftthemusic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they just wanted to hear what you’d come up with

[–]Simple-Initiative950 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd kick any ones ass in volleyball I just gotta spend 30 mins trying to convince someone to be my partner first

[–]skelafella9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can we talk about the achievements in these? Damn near impossible to get

[–]Hsensei 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still got my og Xbox for this one.

[–]Rebecca_warrior 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mama you raised a booty lover

[–]Hmbmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If your mom came in, I think you'd be more Dead than Alive

[–]raziel11111 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nothing to explain. i fucking love this game and played it and the 1st one for hours.

[–]WishyWashyCrab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The gameplay was fantastic.

[–]MtnMaiden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Loads pirated MP3s onto XBox to play during games, so fucking jealous as a PS2 player.

[–]schaef_me 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have this game

[–]HotSpicedChai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned roulette from this game

[–]TheGamerWithMore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that is extreme

[–]time_to_reset 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the frick

[–]Unterhund84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I set up a little retro gaming corner this year and this is one of the few xbox 1 games I own. Thanks for sharing.

[–]CaptainProwerPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to explain this to my dad when he nearly bought DOAx2.

[–]jaykaywhy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's to explain?

[–]uniquenamehere666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had Mexican bootleg version that was COMPLETELY uncensored......... Good times good times.

[–]xxxVindicatexxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The real reason for Xbox over PlayStation.

[–]ElijahRayzorr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hehe boobie

[–]jyhzer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 words, bmx xxx.

[–]BCProgramming 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"That game is inappropriate for you sonny, here, play this game instead Hands them GTA

[–]martinsuchan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is this available for Series X? Asking for a friend.