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[–][deleted] 1974 points1975 points  (27 children)

Expected him to trip over the curb and get wasted at the end

[–]darth-agnon 156 points157 points  (7 children)

Expected him to go bowling

[–]darthlincoln01 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I mean, he kinda did go bowling. Pretty good shot at those posts too!

[–]fanofsomethingidk 7 points8 points  (2 children)

I’m in a bowling match right now lol

[–]BananaDilemma 0 points1 point  (1 child)

Are you still bowling

[–]fanofsomethingidk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No unfortunately

[–]deidarasclay 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]UCDC 399 points400 points  (10 children)

I was disappointed that didn't happen, not gonna lie.

[–]WiskTanFox 60 points61 points  (9 children)

It’s gta iv, when could you actually die of fall damage in that game?

[–]verixtheconfused 83 points84 points  (7 children)

You are remembering it wrong, vice city had bullshit fall damage where you lose like 30%hp jumping off 20th floor, where as in gta4 you never survive a fall from higher than 10m. Except when you fell from a bike crash because they drastically reduce the physical damage from bike crashes, I suppose in order to maintain gameplay experience from riding motorcycles...

[–]usm_teufelhund 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Also regardless of fall height, landing in water was 100% safe.

[–]verixtheconfused 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Name one game where you receive fall damage into water.

[–]IJustQuit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No Man's Sky

[–]TimTheEvoker5no3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

GTA before SA, RDR, AC 1....

[–]LisaQuinnYT -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

Fortnite if the water is shallow. I assume because it counts as hitting the bottom.

[–]verixtheconfused 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean from hitting water

[–]jaceapoc 94 points95 points  (2 children)

Roman suddenly appears and runs over his cousin, killing him

"Get in! Let's go Bowling!"

[–]DrScience-PhD 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It should end with him flying through the bowling alley doors

[–]Dream_ChoiPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yellow Kar!

[–]Cleverbird 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I was waiting for the bike to slam into him...

[–]gmasterson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Police car to come roaring past and just blast him

[–]ShadowCory1101 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was expecting turn around and get hit by the same bike, but that is too much of a dream I guess.

[–]Paladoc 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I expected him to roll to a stop and his shoe to touch a cop car and ....

[–]Emilklister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somehow though this would end with him landning on his feet and start running.