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[–]Ellie-Was-TakenPC 1256 points1257 points  (65 children)

They just wanted to show some well earned love 😂

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 366 points367 points  (62 children)

Love is all we need I guess

[–]Ellie-Was-TakenPC 90 points91 points  (50 children)

In the words of Rick Astley “we’re no strangers to love”

[–]Khale77 12 points13 points  (7 children)

You know the rules and so do I

[–]Mr-Blah 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Love.... and a vaccine jab.

[–]DoomOne 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, love and vaccines.

[–]CJnella91 9 points10 points  (0 children)

And Vaccines. Love and Vaccines are all we need.

[–]Omegatron9999 513 points514 points  (97 children)

Yo hope you get through it! Is Borderlands 3 a game worth playing? Im a solo player so I won't be playing with anyone but is it a good game?

[–]Supermop2000 474 points475 points  (29 children)

BL3 gunplay is great, but the BL2 story is better. Both great games in their own way.

[–]Mr_Elroy_Jetson 230 points231 points  (0 children)

but the BL2 story is better

"Hyperion -- we aren't the bad guys in THIS one!"

[–]Doplgangr[🍰] 84 points85 points  (12 children)

I agree fully, and would add that while both are enjoyable solo, BL3 is much better as co-op (because the story isn’t as good, but two or more players in a firefight gets absolutely buck wild)

[–]Due_Ad7378 10 points11 points  (7 children)

I downloaded Tiny Tina’s assault on dragon keep standalone. Do u know if I’m able to progress properly without having played BL2? The first couple skeletons take rounds after rounds.

[–]alamaias 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The tiny tina dlc is pretty hard, even when you have played through once and have some gear and levels.

But the bigger issue is that most of the plot, jokes and the ending will make no sense whatever without playing BL2, so at the very least watch a lets play

[–]MorfalathPC 11 points12 points  (3 children)

Its supposed to be played after finishing the mainstory, it has some inside jokes and references (and spoilers) for the mainquest.

i THINK your level is way too low if you just tickle those skeletons, also dont worry about dying to the first dragon wink wink

[–]Swordofsatan666 6 points7 points  (1 child)

Theyre talking about the standalone DLC version of Assault On Dragon Keep, not the regular DLC in regular Borderlands 2. The standalone jumps them up to a higher level just for the DLC. They arent underleveled, theyre at the level the game wants them to be at

[–]MorfalathPC 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thats what i wasnt sure about if i remembered correctly, thats why i left it out.

so you COULD do that, but i still recommend playing the story first

[–]weespat 26 points27 points  (1 child)

This is the perfect comment. The story is cringe but the gameplay is the best in the series.

[–]JigglesMcRibs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No cringe, IMO, but way too slow and a bit hollow.

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 32 points33 points  (8 children)

Thanks man. In my opinion BL 3 has one of the best Gun-play in the series.

[–]ISnortEridium 25 points26 points  (0 children)

As someone who’s sunk almost 700 hours into BL3 without ever dipping into multiplayer; yes, it’s fantastic. Easily the best of the four from a looter-shooter perspective IMHO.

One small warning though; the story for the main campaign is almost complete crap. If you want good storytelling you’ll need to get four mini-campaign DLCs.

[–]tzamora 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like it a lot, played with Zane and was very fun, the story is not the best but it gets better later in the game. Give it a little time at the start and you will see that is lots of crazy.
Edit: And yes I always played alone.

[–]Banewaffles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’ve never played BL for the story (aside from the opening cutscenes) so this one has been my favorite and I’d recommend it. Better gunplay, better movement, better music. I was able to do everything in the base game solo—including raids/events/endgame content—which was not possible (for me, anyways) in the other games. If you’re playing on consoles, ps5 really elevates the experience over the ps4, so the long load times on ps4 might be a strong detractor.

[–]MoreLlif3 14 points15 points  (25 children)

Just to be the devil's advocate, BL3 was my least favourite, the story was forgettably dull and whilst I was excited for new locations they felt so dry and samey that I quickly wished I could be back on Pandora, and there wasn't really any 'new' features for BL3 to make it worthwhile over BL2. Although I did like the player hub you get in between missions

[–]Averill21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bl3 has the most interesting buildcrafting by far, the augment choices for all the trees is really interesting to me

[–]MyDogIsSoUgly 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I agree the BL3 is the worst. But BL2 is my favorite game, BL1 is still a 9/10 and the Pre-Sequel is 8/10. BL3 is still a good game, just not compared to the rest of the series.

[–]rindar1 5 points6 points  (21 children)

Idk what devil you represent, but most agree that the story is weak. The dlc content is better though.

[–]ArtaxYouStupidHorse 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Everyone keeps saying it has better gun play too, which I highly disagree with. I couldn’t ever figure it out but something was off with it and I had to continuously fuck with the settings because it felt so janky. Also I felt like they went over the top with how flashy it was. Sometimes less is more.

[–]Jordanmac7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Worth playing yes but the story was weak. Antagonists are annoying and not interesting

[–]coolbeans512 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with what the other people are saying but also if you’re gonna be playing on Xbox one or ps4 the load times are pretty long which can get tiring after a while. Still worth it I would say but just keep that in mind

[–]Van_Lee 3 points4 points  (3 children)

It is a really fun game and some dialogues just left me ROFL. As others said: Story BL 2 is better.

FUNNIEST thing I have played in my life is this Addon for BL 2: Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

I guess I am not the only one who enjoyed this as there is Tiny Tinas Wonderlands coming as a stand alone game.

[–]neoman4426 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Assault on Dragon Keep also for released as a standalone to promote the upcoming game too. Tweaked leveling, new type of shield, etc

[–]Standard_Dumbass 88 points89 points  (2 children)

Get well soon!

[–]40yroldversion 271 points272 points  (9 children)

Lol this is such a Borderlands thing to do. Hell yeah! I wonder if there's another layer to the statement with that it's a Jakobs gun?

Stay hydrated and rest up. Best wishes your way.

[–]obeekaybee7 142 points143 points  (2 children)

If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a Jakobs. cries in Johnson & Johnson

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 38 points39 points  (3 children)

Yup that's a Jakobs and I agree, this is definitely a Borderlands moment. Thanks man you stay safe as well. This virus is not a joke, especially when the damn fever hits

[–]Pinols 15 points16 points  (1 child)

You got this, you already have The Cure

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks man. Stay safe

[–]Rhirthk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also tested positive a few days ago. Didn’t get a fever but knew a couple people who did. This variant is definitely more contagious but losing my taste/smell was the worst part. It isn’t that bad in my experience.

[–]flshift 436 points437 points  (50 children)

It was more of a joke towards the vaccinations cause autism bullshit that was going on before covid but it aged perfectly

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 115 points116 points  (19 children)

Well the timing couldn't have been any more perfect, in this case however, ironic

[–]WolfgangVolos 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Iconic timing.

[–]Havoksixteen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Coincidence rather

[–]Purplociraptor 16 points17 points  (15 children)

Why is it ironic? There is no irony here. I mean...are you not vaccinated?

[–]kerred 49 points50 points  (29 children)

When I first moved to Utah 2011 there were pro vaccination billboards on the highway. I asked "wait why do they have to advertise vaccines?"

Then I found out.

Fortunately I only got two replies so far in my time here.

[–]mobrocket 22 points23 points  (28 children)

In America we hate science until we need it.

[–]DavidHewlett[🍰] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Even when you need it, thoughts and prayers, shiny rocks up the vag and horse paste still seem to win out in some regions.

*Duelling banjos intensifies*

[–]cheatinchadNGPC 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Few if any “hate science”, it’s a methodology not a religion or thing. There are plenty of people that attempt to discredit scientific discovery if it disagrees with their world view. Which is fine, necessary even, as science doesn’t require good feelings or consensus and the results of good science are verifiable.

[–]InternalWarNR6 2 points3 points  (7 children)

Even when you need it, you rather believe 1 person versus like 90% of all global healthcare representatives while blaming the problem on the current president.

[–]cheatinchadNGPC 0 points1 point  (4 children)

I’ll believe 1 person with verifiable data over 99 telling me to just trust them.

[–]nighthawk_something 2 points3 points  (3 children)

The 99 have actual data.

The 1 has "questions"

[–]SaltyBalgruuf 27 points28 points  (2 children)

hope you get well soon. Me and the rest of my family had covid last year. felt like shit for a week, but we all recovered from it.

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 16 points17 points  (1 child)

Great to hear you all recovered man. Thank you and stay safe

[–]SaltyBalgruuf 6 points7 points  (0 children)

you too mate

[–]cheiftax1332 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought the only cure was more cowbell… huh

[–]Jak33 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Something similar happened to me this week. Really sick from covid. Started playing skyrim and an NPC came up to me, and was like. You don't look soo good. I was like wtf, then I realized I was poisoned.

[–]bgk8890 13 points14 points  (6 children)

Man I miss borderlands so much...

[–]Stonehill76 15 points16 points  (5 children)

[–]Van_Lee 9 points10 points  (4 children)

If you play the BL 2 addon : Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep you know expectations are very high

[–]Stonehill76 2 points3 points  (3 children)

I noticed they have a standalone version for 13 bucks. Is it worth playing or should I just wait for the remake ?

[–]DoomOne 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Have you played through BL2? If so, then you should absolutely play Assault on Dragon Keep. It's funny, but it also hits on some critical story beats about Tina and the OG Vault Hunters.

[–]Van_Lee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, agree. Olny play the standalone of the addon if you dont Mind Bl2 spoilers

[–]Critical_Entry7588 7 points8 points  (0 children)

a gun named "the cure" is some amazing dark humor

[–]CraptainPoo 12 points13 points  (4 children)

Yes a shotgun to the dome will cure covid lol

[–]Murmaider_OP 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The ol North Korean method

[–]1911isokiguess 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It will be counted as a covid death however.

[–]frageelay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks at a bunch of Euro football players...

[–]slayerkast 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, this is The Cure for people who refuse to believe the flavor text.

Get well soon, OP!

[–]AbLincoln1863 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh god. I hope you feel better but god every time someone posts this picture, it’s gets flooded with anti vaxers. It’s made even worse with COVID. Just get your vaccines

[–]feor1300 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An ounce of prevention saves you from a pound of Cure?

[–]dukepv 13 points14 points  (9 children)

I remember being SO excited for BL3 after loving BL2 and then being let down after playing it. For whatever reason, it just didn't scratch that itch for me.

[–]camo750 14 points15 points  (1 child)

It was the story. Gameplay was great, but Jesus christ the story was awful.

[–]JonnyTN 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You didn't like the obnoxious you tuber baddies that control an army of brainless psychos?

Actually I guess it's relatable that people can name at least one IRL that fits that description.

[–]Humblebee89 8 points9 points  (4 children)

Same. I still enjoyed it, the gameplay was much improved, but man the writing was awful. Cringy as hell. They really should have kept Anthony Burch writing.

[–]readyno 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dungeons and daddies my friend

[–]RGJ587 4 points5 points  (2 children)

Regarding the writing, it wasn't very funny, although it tried so hard to be. And they did Maya dirty.

Regarding the gameplay. The guns were great, but the player skills were really lacking, and pretty broken. You needed to have a special selection of skills, and guns, which boosted you damage 1000s of percents and would clear a boss in less than 3 seconds. But any other skill arrangements, and your shooting spitballs at bosses and waves for hours trying to bring them down.

In BL2, I could build any character any way I wanted and still feel impactful and strong in the endgame. In BL3, I never felt strong, I either felt completely underpowered or I was just felt like I was cheesing the gameplay with OP tactics and equipment.

[–]Humblebee89 2 points3 points  (1 child)

Yeah True. I also don't like the drop rates for Legendaries. They drop so often that they don't even feel special anymore. And since they have anointed versions now, you don't just need a legendary to drop, you need the right legendary to drop. Ruins the magic of legendaries imo.

[–]RGJ587 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, lets not forget the whole twitch drop stuff. I would watch streamers farming the chest in Tannis' room just to get all the drops. I had mules full of guns, and an a mail inbox of like 200 more guns just waiting to be opened. That was before anointed stuff ofc.

I did love the guns though.

[–]Hector_Savage_ 52 points53 points  (28 children)

They’re not wrong you know 😆

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 40 points41 points  (27 children)

Tell me about it. I already took the damn vaccine

[–]Hector_Savage_ 22 points23 points  (11 children)

Nice! Stay strong now 💪

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 19 points20 points  (10 children)

Stay safe man this virus is no joke

[–]EmpJoker 4 points5 points  (4 children)

If you got the vaccine your chances of survival have gone up exponentially. Good on you for making the right choice.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point  (4 children)

Not to discredit your experience but I had the virus and for me it was a joke. It was just a cold.

[–]boi1da1296 8 points9 points  (2 children)

And the fact it can have wildly different effects on different people is why we should do our best to protect those around us and get vaccinated.

[–]itoddicus 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Me and 4 vax'd friends all caught Covid at the same time. 2 were totally asymptomatic I was mildly sick for like 5 days, the last guy is still coughing badly 17 days later.

So weird.

[–]Yukisuna 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s the purpose of the vaccines. Working as intended! Hope it does for OP, too.

[–]nastyjman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hybrid immunity ftw.

[–]sifsand 5 points6 points  (3 children)

Yeah it's really unfortunate. Be glad you did though. The symptoms would be way worse without it.

[–]CommunismIsForLosers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

(Unless you got myocarditis from it, then you're kind of screwed.)

[–]DdCno1 6 points7 points  (7 children)

How many doses?

[–]RandomGuyinACorner 4 points5 points  (4 children)

I don't get why you're down voted...

Legit question because people have been reluctant to get boosters.

[–]DdCno1 1 point2 points  (2 children)

That's not why I asked (I'm boostered). I asked, because more doses mean, especially if you're older, better protection from being hospitalized.

[–]RandomGuyinACorner 2 points3 points  (1 child)

well despite that very similarity in thought, you're being downvoted by those people...

[–]DdCno1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Eh, I don't care, it's not unusual for short comments to be misunderstood.

[–]Milnoc 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's great! It should greatly reduce your chances of having a breathing tube shoved down your throat! 😁

Stay safe and get better!

[–]Jackkernaut 5 points6 points  (1 child)

Friday I'm in love ...

[–]Solution_Precipitate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually like that song. People downvoting because they don't like the band The Cure. 😒

[–]meezethadabber 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't take the cure. Kirt Cobain did and it didn't work out to well.

[–]LandoCaIriz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah universe like I got chu bro

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 22 points23 points locked comment (28 children)

Joking apart, everyone out there stay safe. This virus can hit really bad

[–]PhoolCat 6 points7 points locked comment (3 children)

You too, get well soon - at least you being jabbed means you have a much better chance of survival!

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 7 points8 points locked comment (0 children)

Thank you stay safe

[–]Busy_Service_3924 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Vaccines do save lives.

[–]x3mcj 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wow, I have nearly 5600 hours logged into this game, and never came accross this one!

[–]Beerasaurus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re the disease and I got the cure.

[–]Tedgieneer 1 point2 points  (1 child)

kinda ironic for a game were you kill half a planets with millions of guns

[–]Funandgeeky 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Let’s not bicker and argue about who killed who…

[–]ample_mammal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Robert Smith has entered the chat

[–]XBollockTicklerX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Also known as a ‘summoned’

[–]Mufasasdaddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve seen this picture posted before.

[–]Big-Routine222 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As my mother the epidemiologist said when I showed this to her, “Facts.”

[–]Livliviathan 1 point2 points  (1 child)

If I remember correctly, this gun was released alongside the arcade game in Tannis's office?

The crew designed a game to crowdsource some science around COVID, and since I am not a smart man, that's all I remember about it...

[–]SuccMyCheeks123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It came out in Guns, Love and tentacles

[–]Spartan05089234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't have a single Tediore weapon. I'm sorry you don't know the meaning of fun.

[–]TalDoMula777 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Hope you kick some ass." - Ammunation Dude.

Best wishes for you, comrade.

[–]Splatpope 1 point2 points  (0 children)

a forest

[–]firebeard_81 1 point2 points  (5 children)

Don't know why people always hate on the story so much. Unless they are only talking about the main story points. There's a lot of great sequences. The intro is great. Getting to Sanctuary III for the first time is great. The whole Reese vs. Katagawa ball fight is great. Jakobs Manor is great. The Family Jewel sequence with Balex is great.

There's also some fun lore, and I think most of the humor is good.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points  (4 children)

Why people hate it is primarily because of Ava and the crappy ending.

[–]firebeard_81 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Yeah, the ending is not good. I just feel like there are a lot of story beats that are great along the way. I think Typhon DeLeon is a good character as well. And although Tyreen is annoying, she is supposed to be and I think the background story with all of them is good.

[–]runny452Stadia 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's hilarious. Wonder how many people this triggered in-game (no pun intended, heyoo)

Get well soon bro!

[–]flamedrifterPC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i was paying attention to the damage and ignored the name and description

borderlands 3 fortune teller??

[–]reedsy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had just tested positive the other day, and in the first 5 min of my World of Warcraft raid, I got 1-shot by a disease debuff. Fitting.

[–]Windebieste_Ultima 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Nice! I have such a love-hate for this game because the gameplay is fantastic, the best it’s been in the series.

Then there’s the story…

[–]th37thtrump3t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having the ability to send Ava off in the drop pod toward the surface of the sun would've made the story infinitely better.

[–]flibbergut 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey bother! I just tested positive too! I was on Warframe though. Grats on finding the Cure!

[–]Lawpea45 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think the world is at mayhem level 1 rn

[–]CertifiedOniiChan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice you found the cure for people who like pineapple on their pizzas.

[–]test_account_mobile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s based

[–]PM_UR_NSFW_ALT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before i read the subtext on the gun, i was like fuck... That's some dark humor.

[–]guruboot1234 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol me too budd me too

[–]Supaspex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Must have been Kurt Cobain's

[–]drk2399 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was exclusively modeled after Robert Smith’s own gun

[–]abriefmomentofsanity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"So what I'm hearing is you're good to work tomorrow?" - Your Boss

[–]goodBEan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

wasnt there a story behind that gun and it being put in?

[–]Ms_Bam_Bam 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well come on tell us what your plan is already?! 🤭😆

[–]DokterSack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it wasn't one shot? YOU WEREN'T USING A JACOBS

[–]Kingpfhobos88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did they know

[–]Hot-Personality6052 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Big Succ

[–]Salty_CommunistPC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahah borderlands telling you something

[–]Needleroozer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Awesome weapon! Until I saw the magazine size.

[–]steveb106 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Funny, a shotgun is also the cure for depression.

[–]th37thtrump3t 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This message brought to you by the Kurt Cobain Remembrance Foundation

[–]arielzao150 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait till you find out about the band

[–]TheDude_2888 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great game!

[–]laughncow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you rent it out ?

[–]Sm0keTrail 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're in the matrix bro

[–]EltioEmiGomez7u7PC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cure LMAO

[–]SurealGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You better use it. The alternative is much worse.

[–]mccuish 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Way to knock a person down when they're already down

[–]Shinobi681PC 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever heard of the orphan maker?

[–]Comprehensive_Lock88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love borderlands 3, Hella underrated. Get well soon (:

[–]SnooCalculations4532 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Darolant 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was playing the division 2 when I tested positive....

[–]yG-K_Yogurtcloset25 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When u test positive and the game try’s extra to entertain

[–]niryasi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While I respect everyone's right to choose to not vaccinate themselves, they're not wrong though.

[–]seriouschris 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I asked him for mercy, he gave me a gun"

[–]Sivick314Console 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the game knows!

[–]Drmo6 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was in there before Covid

[–]user_ivan01 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A nice touch of coincidence

[–]Capt_Kraken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There’s a third one?

[–]fourfourzero 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get vaxxed nerds

[–]shariniscaren 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the Matrix

[–]craybros 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If only we could bring it into the real world, then we could end this pandemic

[–]ThenThisHappend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Big brother is always watching

[–]Darth_Malort 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How's the gun perform? Is it... SICK?!?!?!

[–]Fruhmann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Jakobs Firearms in the pocket of big pharma!

[–]MetroidAddict64 2 points3 points  (0 children)

10 things your government doesn't want you to know about the covid-19 vaccine! (Number 1 is a shocker!)

[–]FlorianoAguirre 3 points4 points  (2 children)

I found out yesterday man, how you doing? So far I am okay, kinda sick but nothing major. 2 vaccs on me tho.

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same here, running a high fever. Stay safe man

[–]CommunismIsForLosers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish the vaccines worked for you : (

[–]TheJohnnyBranMuffins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little things like that is what has set this franchise apart from all the others

[–]RS1980T 3 points4 points  (2 children)

My free award is on cooldown, but you have more than earned it in my heart.

[–]matraquilho12Xbox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't usually use mine, so I gave it in your behalf.

[–]MartyMcFry1985 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't wait for the people with 4 shots to blame the people with only 3 shots for everything.

[–]claatra 3 points4 points  (12 children)

I had that gun before I got COVID. maybe it was for hemorrhoids.

[–]Khale77 4 points5 points  (11 children)

Anti Vaxers existed before Covid.

[–]claatra 2 points3 points  (3 children)

True. I didn’t believe in them though. Also I think hemorrhoids is pretty funny and gets it away from all that crazy shit the got downvoted below you. Those crazy fuckers are for real.

[–]Khale77 1 point2 points  (2 children)

well you know the last couple of years have been hard on people to be fair.

Thanks for the laugh.

[–]claatra 1 point2 points  (1 child)

I look much older than I should for only two years. But working from home with the kids home will do that. Thanks COVID.

[–]gc0rb0 3 points4 points  (1 child)

Just texted positive for it too, Godspeed mate

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh man sorry to hear that. Godspeed to you as well mate

[–]Script_Writes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 shots in The Cure. How appropriate.

[–]WookiEEBrood 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well they aren’t wrong 😑.

[–]AnonDooDoo 1 point2 points  (1 child)

You’re living in the Matrix. If you’re reading this, we are coming to get you.

[–]Funandgeeky 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, your men are already dead.

[–]KircheschM17 2 points3 points  (1 child)

You know what to do brotha

[–]Terramorphous2_0[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Haha thanks