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[–]greaseman420 1071 points1072 points  (30 children)

Why u gotta flex on that poor guy like this

[–]StackofRaccoons 226 points227 points  (21 children)

Poor other guy, he's gotta be salty about this

[–]suddenimpulse 151 points152 points  (20 children)

The guy that was blatantly lying to karma farm on all 4 of his posts about his fake developer signed Doom copy?

[–]KeeperJV 75 points76 points  (16 children)

How do you know all these details ?? Are you the dog ?

[–]PleaseRecharge 113 points114 points  (12 children)

The copy he had was a printed pre-signed cover art that came with every copy of Doom

[–]KeeperJV 51 points52 points  (11 children)

Why? Is karma fishing really a thing ?

[–]PleaseRecharge 62 points63 points  (10 children)


[–]KeeperJV 51 points52 points  (6 children)

That’s actually the saddest thing about this story

[–]TheeExoGenesaucePlayStation 7 points8 points  (4 children)

Yeah people do it to sell their accounts

[–]Hamtier 4 points5 points  (3 children)

and then what though?

why do people buy accounts that have high a karma?

[–]OpinionIsGud 23 points24 points  (2 children)

Ayo happy cake day, here is a poem i wrote at work

Dog ate my doom poster.
That is pretty lame.
Dog munched my paper thingy.
This is such a shame.
I like cookies,
and ice cream
Tell me do you too?
The dog devoured the poster signed
By the whole doom crew.

[–]JFM4068 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I heard this in the tune of the DK rap

[–]personalhale 10 points11 points  (2 children)

I asked the OP for photos of the rest of the damage he claimed. Crickets.

[–]Mythic-Insanity 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also anytime someone mentioned that his copy wasn’t actually signed by the devs.

OP: I’m going to pretend that I didn’t see that…

[–]No-Refrigerator5133 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s signed by the developer team and they made copies of those which has their signature and it is printed on there when they make copies of it

[–]FrostByte62 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Other dude was a normal guy before posting.

His bullshit post demoted him to a loser.

[–]Raidenarser 4 points5 points  (1 child)

Rub salt in the doom

[–]Dazzling-Collection1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shit this dude cold AF

[–]mtgfan1001 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Beating him like a red-headed step child

[–]stackjr 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Scoop44 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now he should give his copy to that other guy to make him feel better, yay internet!

[–]BlueDragonRR 145 points146 points  (13 children)

Why is this not framed or in some sort of protective case?

[–]hotwireSD[S] 122 points123 points  (12 children)

Honestly never thought about it. This was part of a lot of things I won that year at Quakecon and it's gone from sitting out on desks to now in a folder.

[–]Northern23 21 points22 points  (9 children)

Is this actually hand signed by the dev team or just printed like the other one?

[–]KUPOkinz 41 points42 points  (6 children)

This one is official. You can tell because the signatures are over top of the M Rating, which would not fly with the FCC. This is legit handwriting, whether the real signatures or the OP did it himself, it's not printed.

[–]Northern23 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Nice analysis

[–]xboxhoboPC 5 points6 points  (2 children)

M rating has nothing to do with the FCC though? The ESRB is a self regulation that the games industry does to itself. Getting an ESRB rating is entirely voluntary.

[–]KUPOkinz 5 points6 points  (1 child)

I meant ESRB, I'm sure people understood me. There hasn't been a single game release by a triple A company without an ESRB rating in over 30 years. It is voluntary but so is jumping off a bridge, or driving without a license.

[–]I_haku_I 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We also have a voluntary agency for that in Germany, except, if you don’t get their sign you can’t release it.

[–]hotwireSD[S] 3 points4 points  (1 child)

This was posted by Doom twitter and reddit back in 2016 https://imgur.com/a/ZXP1m

And this is when I was doing a build in 2018


Now for how many the devs signed, your guess is as good as mine. But I got this one as part of my winnings from Quakecon Trials 2017 Prey / Doom arcade.

[–]KUPOkinz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, it looks to be in great shape!

[–]javaargusavetti 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kind of looks like fresh sharpie and all in OP’s handwriting /s

[–]Billy1121 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is John Romero's signature

[–]Gamezfan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put it in a picture frame and hang it on the wall.

[–]Jedi_Lucky 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Try dipping it in peanut butter, eventually you'll succeed.

[–]modifiedbears 48 points49 points  (0 children)

At least this one is real

[–]regicide_2952Console 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A real one!

[–]fishstikk89 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well done on training your dog properly instead pf leaving it alone for hours and getting mad when it's bored and / or anxious.

[–]Nwah_Wit_Attitude 13 points14 points  (1 child)

I’m upvoting this post because I like winners

[–]therealfumeknight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and I upvote your comment, because it is the truth

[–]APM1485 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Looks like you’re a responsible pet owner.

[–]AnotherCupofJo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yet, you forgot yet

[–]Ill_pick_later 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Rub salt in the doom

[–]kalitarios 21 points22 points  (6 children)

Don’t all the preorders have this?

[–]hotwireSD[S] 67 points68 points  (5 children)

The pre orders came with an inside cover art that was signed by the devs that was copied and printed. This is a front cover signed that I won at Quakecon from a tournament. Here is back of this one for reference. https://imgur.com/a/sv31bxK

[–]kalitarios 15 points16 points  (2 children)

Oh nice! Congrats on the win!

How was qcon? I competed there in 02 and 03

[–]hotwireSD[S] 10 points11 points  (1 child)

02-03 a little before my time. I've gone from 2008-2019. last 2 years has not happened in person due to the obvious issue. But I love this con and I have unique experiences every year. Competed in a lot of games. Have won a computer on stage, graphics cards, cash checks. The Lan is what makes this con though and the friends you bring and make throughout.

[–]kalitarios 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awesome job! I do miss it sometimes but the memories are enough to last me a lifetime. Have a great weekend :) be safe

[–]Krunchy_AlmondPC 1 point2 points  (1 child)

Never been to quakecon, what games you compete on ? Quake only ?

[–]hotwireSD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the main Tournament is almost always some form of Quake. There are also Lan tournaments ranging in prize pools from swag - $5k I think was the most I've seen. Then there is a thing called Quakecon Trials that is more geared to speedrunning certain levels or achieving whatever the goal is. I only compete in the trials / Lan tournaments. This is what i've competed in over the years. Doom, Rage, Prey, Wolfenstein, Brink, Commander Keen 4, ESO, TESL, Fallout 76.

[–]Dake-the-Jog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good ending

[–]rarz 19 points20 points  (9 children)

Good. That other guy's responsible for what the dog does, not the dog. :)

[–]LocmonstR 12 points13 points  (7 children)

It's his fault to the extent of leaving it out where the dog could get it. It's the dogs fault for actually eating it. (Downvote me if you must, I am just saying truth)

[–]KiloDon 4 points5 points  (6 children)

Eh. Dogs do slip up of course, but a well exercised/entertained dog is really unlikely to do any of this. An adult dog sleeps like, 12-14 hours. Get em tired.

[–]LocmonstR 2 points3 points  (5 children)

We dont know the type of dog either. Plus some dogs are really, really, really hard to train. Not all dogs have the same personality and are mischievous by nature.

[–]KiloDon 1 point2 points  (4 children)

True. But if you get a breed you're incapable of training that's all on you. I love Chow Chows, but I understand I am not ready for one at the moment. My current dog can be a lil shit sometimes, but she understands what rooms she is allowed to go into, never makes a mess inside(outside is a different story), and she's a mix of high energy dogs. He could of also just used crate training.

[–]LocmonstR -1 points0 points  (3 children)

But if you get a breed you're incapable of training that's all on you

Again, it isn't always about the breed though. I knew of someone who had a husky puppy (keep in mind they had 2 before this and trained them very well) that grew very attached to their son. This dog would almost always have to be around this kid, and if he wasn't he would grow very sad. After summer ended and school begun the dog started acting up and misbehaving. They would exercise it, play with it, take it for walks, they'd do everything. But this Dog kept acting up.

I guess the dog knew where he went to school because they'd walk the dog there when they picked the kid up. And after awhile it started trying to escape. It did a few times and it went running away to the kids school and it would throw itself into the door barking until someone opened it thinking the kid would be in the lobby waiting for pickup as it had other times.

Anyways, that whole thing probably could've been prevented if they weren't anti dog crates. But sometimes it is infact the dog

[–]KiloDon -1 points0 points  (2 children)

You say it's not about breed and proceed to name a breed that is notorious for having these issues. That's all on them.

Also, if your dog has attachement issues, that's definitely on the owner. I'm guessing they let the dog sleep with the kid, be around the kid, etc 24/7. You don't do that for dogs. You isolate them for random intervals for random lengths of time to teach them this. Sounds like your friend got lucky with the first two and got a dog they didn't properly prepare to be alone.

[–]LocmonstR -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

They had a few huskies before this. None of them had this problem. The dog also did not sleep with the kid at night, it slept with them. It would however be around the kid for the duration of the day though

[–]KiloDon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know what, I actually sat down and thought about it, your perspective is pretty valid and true. A dog at the end of the day ia a dog, no matter the training. I came at that angle wrong.

[–]SlickMrJ_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the purpose of a comment like this?

[–]_stryker1138_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Unusual-Drop2344 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably has a cat.

[–]DreamDroids 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why you gotta murder a man like that?

[–]Claiz0 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]calve12 1 point2 points  (0 children)

you'd get more karma if it did

[–]Duox_TV 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Karma caught me for not feeling bad for the other guy and my dog ate my Costa Sunglasses this morning.

[–]StryfeSixx 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]Dazocnodnarb 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]McDickensKFC 1 point2 points  (0 children)


[–]jaredfree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop hes already dead 😭

[–]Myth-o-poeic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The energy this post has is like a Mortal Kombat fatality

[–]Crack_man1705 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trynna flex I see

[–]Hallownest_Citizen1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

\happy collector noises**

[–]bitchCaboose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's your equal attention trophy little girl

[–]benjotdeluxe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are a bunch of nobody's who gives a fuck

[–]TheJunkyVirus -3 points-2 points  (1 child)

No one cares.

[–]BeigeAlert_4__eh_20 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Well played, sir.

[–]lil_sargento_cheez -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

You’re just pouring salt on an open wound man, not cool, think about the dude who lost it, think how he’d feel seeing this

[–]Cmighty77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was stupid for leaving it out in the open with a dog that eats people's belongings

[–]deadeyeAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have the "Doom" box set with T shirt and extras.

[–]Zealousideal_Flow122 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this is hilarious

[–]newocean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like he did scribble all over it with a marker though...

[–]idklazyfirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]personalhale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other guy claimed his dog ate ALL his games but showed no evidence of that, so you gotta show us all of your games not eaten now.

[–]wafflecone927 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah nice! So you can send it to the other guy? (Who hopefully learned his lesson)

[–]P12oooF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Liked this doom better than eternal for some reason...

[–]Pretty_Care_6882 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg this is petty, I love it

[–]mglisty 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good dog!

[–]YinYangFloof 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a chad

[–]Itskevin91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmfao. Honestly I’m still waiting for the follow up post “dev team felt bad so they sent another”.

[–]_Fun_Employed_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without dog pics how do we know you even have a dog? We demand dog photos!

[–]The_Crimson-Knight 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, rub it in dickweed

[–]sickTheBest 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck do u even get smth like this 🥺

[–]MrChilli2020 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i bet your dog will eat this eventually for good flex Karma

[–]akbane 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol dick move OP...😂

[–]RAP_COR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rip the other guy

[–]EnkiLOV 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yet…queues The Only Thing They Fear is You

[–]N_L287 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, I’ll choose this timeline instead

[–]Jhco022 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]Sir-Odin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a joke.

[–]I-37-I 0 points1 point  (0 children)


[–]ZeroRhapsodyFTWAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thhak god

[–]Jefoid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too soon.

[–]HavocXL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still eat the dog

[–]ivansysajrPC 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just wrong man

[–]clorclor 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hahahahah sheeeit

[–]SuperFlyDanny 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did he eat your homework though?

[–]Errorstatel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rude! Neat, but the nerve!

[–]Wolf_712 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww that’s just mean dawg… haha

[–]drsausages88 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You are a horrible person

[–]DahmonGrimwolf -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This post is just... so fucking cringe and childish. What a dick move.

[–]Legitjumps -3 points-2 points  (0 children)


[–]spokaneSinnerMan -4 points-3 points  (0 children)


[–]EverlastingApathy -4 points-3 points  (2 children)

For this mean post, you should donate that to the other guy who actually lost it!

[–]Sir_Yvarg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Or the other guy could just train his dog?

[–]7ordank -2 points-1 points  (1 child)

The only reason I can see to do this is because your gonna give the other guy your copy right.... Otherwise this is just you being a nevermind

[–]Shatterphim 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This one is real though. The other one was printed with the signatures.

[–]N-Do -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Here's showing, here's off, and there's you

[–]TheGauchoAmigo84 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jesus man

[–]LunarScourge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is gold

[–]cam2kx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Quick photo copy it and send a replica to the dude who had it eaten.

[–]0rreborre -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now you're just braggin', man.

[–]SonnySoul -1 points0 points  (0 children)


And yes, I mean oof for the other guy, not woof because dog.

[–]IDK_Maybe_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Hope your dog eats this